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bluefriendlycatfish · 8 months
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agh this art is so cute I'm dying. Maomao and her FRIENDS AAAAAA
(Source: Apothecary Diaries v.9)
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boxwinebaddie · 5 months
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do you support the marjorine-is-taller-than-kenny agenda
oh, 100%, babey! ( im the short kenny, tall marj agenda )
like do you know how BADLY i want kenny to give off tall, mysterious stranger energy, like dirtiest white boy in america, slimmer than jim, smirky, leaning over the hood of cars, chain link fence, chain smoking cigarettes, trailer park pretty, putting the slender in slenderman...
BUT THERE JUST AINT NO WAY BABY!!!!
the mccormicks are eatin wheathins as bread like if you whip out a ritz cracker around kenny that is Fine Dining for him, i mean that. like he is malnourished as fuck like probably barely missed fetal alcohol syndrome he is nooooooot...tall.
like he is giving Short King. like shorter than stan which is saying something because i made pep!stan like 5'8 and 3/4 ( listen those 3/4 mean a lot to him let him have those...its all he can reach xx )
like kenny is honestly giving 5'6"-5'7"
which at first i was...hm idk...BUT ACTUALLY I LIKE THAT BETTER? because i feel tall kenny could just give Well Thats Just A Tall Medium Ugly White Boy but short kenny??? i know that man has the moves.
like charms oozes out of every pore, everyones pants hit the floor, rizz level 10000%, like he cuts his hair with rusty kitchen scissors but it some how looks like mullet modern art, the little gap between his front teeth is like where most people want to LIVE, i feel like his voice is crazy oceanic levels of deep. like that shit ~REVERBERATES~
kenny was S TIER on the cfpom fight list ( one bc he could probably seduce u out of the fight or steal whatever he needs off of you ) but mostly bc i feel like he could probably knock u out in one go but will probably jump around and watch you swing and miss and hit yourself in the face before hes finally like i'm bored, sweet dreams <3 LMAO
i feel like anytime some douchebag is like yeah whatever ur short! hes like ok ask your girl how tall i was last night ;) KHDLKSHLD AAAAA
anyways short king kenny nation i could write Essays!!!! abt this
BUT TALL GIRL MARJ!!!!!! okay okay okay....so marj is def like 5'11"
like cfpom heights
kyle: idk i forgot how tall i said kyle was anywhere btween 6'1-3 TALL
*insert stan wowza noise* i maintain that style would have made out way more if drunk stan could reach kyles face...we were robbbed
marj: 5'11"
stan: 5'8 AND THREE QUARTERS SOMETIMES THE DOCS GIVE HIM LIKE AN INCH OR TWO IF HES 5'10 ITS A REALLY GOOD DAY FOR HIM TELL HIM HE LOOKS TALL PLS josh hutcherson energy
kenny: 5'6" i said what i said argue with ur mom, dad or grandmama
cartman: hes like 5'4" idk so much evil in that compact body
but i feel like marj hit a massive growth spurt in like 7th grade and shot up past EVERYONE and it was like...woah. and i think it just made marj really dysphoric unfortunately because i think she got a lot of random attention for getting tall but was very awkwardly fumbling around in that body, not confident, feeling all wrong :(
went on a lot of weird blind dates with bible studies girls...was really unhappy and felt kind of like a freak im so sad i love you marmar
also linda stotch i guess is petite satan and makes fun of women for being tall or not uwu small and dainty and men for not being super macho and masc ( stephen is probably scary tall ) so being tall was always this uncomfortable thing for her like it made her ugly :((((((
which is insane because kenny was like WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK AWOOGA AWOOGA ONE CHANCEONECHANCEONECHNCE TALL LADY STEP ON ME PLEASE IM ON MY KNEEEEEEEEEEEES
he was...in heat for all of high school. i wish i was kidding.
kenny x stan x kyle x jersey x raven x horny boy max security prison
( off topic but i DO think pep!kenny has kissed both stan and kyle, uh stan we have SEEN [ too much, i do think they get a little handsy when drunk smh, physical touch kings ] and uh...a past kyle was trying to...test a theory...a queery...and kenny had a really good answer...stan is going to be jealous no one tell him about that OOF )
but after her transition i think marj is enjoying living large, being like 6 billion feet tall in high heels, picked kenny up by the scruff on the back of his neck and just carries him like a the world most beautiful knock off birkin bag and i support the simp short kenny agenda...i also think that marjorine is much scarier than kenny or even kyle
i think marj is nice and classy but if u try to grab her ass she will put you in the hospital and be like woopsie do! <3 SHES SCARY IN A BLESS YOUR HEART SOUTHERN LADY WAY I WOULDNT TRY IT
marj being tall is so near and dear to me, i just feel like kenny is always looking up to her and chasin after her and when they were little kids she was like smitten in love with him, he hung the moon if he looked at her once a month but in high school she was like im not playing these little games with you kenneth mccormick! no sir! when you're done runnin' around you can call me then but watch out i might not answer xx CLEEEEEEEEEEEEARED HIM LIKE WHEW!
( she also full names everyone like stan has never been stan, stanley forever, kenny is kenneth, cartman is eric, kyle is kyle...period. )
aNYWAYS! it worked she whipped the hell out of him amen...BUT YES SHORT KENNY TALL MARJ SUPREMACY OR AT LEAST THATS HOW IT IS IN MY FANFICS GET WITH IT OR GET STEPPIN
-uncle nina, short queen...unfortunately...i act 6'1" tho
p.s. kenjorine and style def do double dates otherwise known as marj and kyle taking their boyfriends out for a walk...woopsie do! <3
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miss-mossball · 2 years
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having fun giving Corvus and Dosy some canon outfits <33
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yukikorogashi · 7 months
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I love you. 🥺❤️
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nerice · 8 months
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my wrist is so fine rn and i have no idea what's happening???
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jayaorgana · 1 year
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Uuuuuggggghhhhhhh
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manjibunny · 4 months
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🧍‍♀️
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misandrygalore · 4 months
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beiasluv · 7 months
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arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)
a/n: this series performed a LOT better than I expected lmaooo thank you. Enjoyy
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yn.png my boy graduated kinda vibe. proud of youu
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oscarpiastri you did not just give me an earring (love you)
yn.png i did 😙 you looked good (ilym)
oscarpiastri thank YOU 😎
yn.png also. did you see what happened with lance??
oscarpiastri tell me 😧
yn.png dm.
landonorris TELL ME
logansargeant oscarsplaining??
yn.png better than logansplaining ✊
logansargeant freedom of speech, yn
yn.png tell me. what’s a kilometer, logan
georgerussell63 who gave you the power to run from mercedes to mclaren paddock after every race?
yn.png only god knows (OSCAR JACK PIASTRIII)
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yn.png he is sad because mark couldn’t make it. crying, throwing up, ripping my hair off.
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aussiegrit Looking forward to seeing you guys at the next Grand Prix! Don’t pull your hair off, please.
yn.png Markkkkkk come back soon!
oscarpiastri I’m pretty sure I was sad because you didn’t buy me the orange juice but okay.
landonorris you miss mark webba, oscar?
oscarpiastri i do not sound like that
yn.png don’t bully my aussies 🤨 (yes, you sound like dat)
daniel3.jpg one aussie protector spotted!!
yn.png thank! you! can i have tim tams??
oscarpiastri my suitcase is open for you for the next visit
yn.png yessssss ilysm. get the dark chocolate ones.
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melbourne, australia
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yn.png happy winter breakkk. also. spot the american challenge
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charles_leclerc when are you coming to monaco this winter break??
yn.png wydm winter? I only know hot christmas 😙 (please come and get me I’m scared of spiders)
landonorris bro you have to visit us
yn.png if only oscar is going as well.
landonorris oscarpiastri approved?
oscarpiastri nah. hot christmas first, then maybe we’ll visit.
oscarpiastri wydm about spiders? I killed nearly 4 for you :(
yn.png thank you my knight in shining armor 😚😭
oscarpiastri you’re welcome. also. I don’t look like a koala
yn.png yes you doooo. you’re my favorite koala.
oscarpiastri fine. You’re stuck in Australia with me 🩷
danielricciardo yn.png thy need more aussie training
yn.png no, thank you. I cannot physically look at them.
landonorris I see you’ve posted 3 pictures of oscar. very thoughtful.
yn.png ikrrrr
logansargeant easy. the one with freedom of speech.
yn.png what is one quart of milk 😭
logansargeant do you want your pop tarts?
yn.png I deeply apologize, mr. sargeant.
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lando.jpg somebody (oscarpiastri) stole my camera 😒
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yourinsta I think this somebody is a good photographer 😗
lando.jpg a little ‘thank you’ for me taking my time to post this would be nice
yourinsta of course, thank you to my favorite photographerrrr/ camera owner
danielricciardo i thought i was your favorite photographer
yourinsta this danny ric guy is my favorite texian, ngl
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oscarpiastri correction, you left it in my driver’s room 🤷‍♂️
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yn.png about last night…lmk what are you even yapping about, zak 😉
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oscarpiastri you’re going to get me fired one day.
yn.png if you’re willing to join me in mercedes 🤭
georgerussell63 What do YOU mean???
yn.png just assumptions 🤷‍♀️😗
georgerussell63 toto’s hearing about this. and roscoe.
yn.png NOOOOO don’t tell roscoe please.
yn.png dw, i can spoil you oscar 😚
oscarpiastri no :( I’m going to spoil you
landonorris GO AWAYYYYY
oscarpiastri this is the internet, log off 🤷‍♂️
landonorris I thought we were best friends :(
oscarpiastri yn is my best best friend
yn.png yeah, Carlos is waiting for you lan 😘
landonorris you guys are meannn
lilymhe miss you since last nightt
yn.png i miss you tooo 😩
alex_albon what about my taggg
yn.png sorry albonnooo 😭
danielricciardo thank you for the honorable tag
yn.png anything for my favorite aussie
oscarpiastri sorry???
yn.png okay, second favorite aussie
danielricciardo fine ☹️
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oscarpiastri: love you, p3
: you did not have to rub it in my face
oscarpiastri: had fun spraying you with champagne 🤷‍♂️
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: can you buy me tim tams?
oscarpiastri: yes, and with milk and grapes?
: yesss, you are the best 😗
oscarpiastri: can I have your number though?
: i think you can have my house key first 🤭
oscarpiastri: no :( we’re going to live in Australia
: not with spiders.
oscarpiastri: I’ll kill every single one for you.
mclaren’s story
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like, reblog, do withever the heck you want if you enjoyed it. If you don’t, imma steal your security number 🤭 jkkk
(lets be moots????)
today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!!
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ameliawarnerr · 7 months
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Pov: Lilly needs dating advice + jealous Jake as bonus
Lilly: Do you think I should say yes to him?
MC: YES!
Cleo: What? No! He didn't even ask you. He straight out told you to come at whatever restaurant. You deserve better.
MC: No but his exact words were and I quote, “Lilly, if there's any chance that you are going say no, then it's not a question. You are coming on a date with me.”
Jessy: I’m sorry MC, but I agree with Cleo on this one. He should give a choice you know.
MC: Well, she can still say no, right? So it's still a choice. Why are you guys totally missing out the point that he is SO desperate for her!
Dan: Uhm, is this a "girls talk" or are we guys allowed to say anything?
Cleo: No, you are not. Shutup.
Lilly: Guys, I'm dying here. I don't know what to doooo
MC: See, guys. I never wanted to rub it in your faces but I'm the only girl with a relationship in this gc so Lilly, you know who you must listen to.
Jessy: Really, MC? That's how Jake asked YOU out?
Jake: Jessica, I’d like if you don't drag me into this.
Jessy: I didn't drag you, Jake. MC did.
MC: I'm just helping Lilly make the right decision. You guys are being too hard on this guy. My man is so desperate he might be dying rn
Jake: My man?
MC: Figure of speech, Jake, don't distract me. I'm trying to win an argument here.
Cleo: Guys, we are wasting the time. Lilly is supposed give him an answer.
Lilly: Okay, everyone. Shut up. We’ll put this up for a vote. Guys can vote too. Yes or no
Cleo: No
Jessy: No
MC: Yes
Lilly: Dan?
MC: Yes, Dan, what you say?
Dan: Uhm....yes?
MC: Yep. Right answer.
MC: Thomas? Is it a YES or a no?
Thomas: Yes, ig.
Cleo: MC is scaring the guys!
MC: Oh come on, they are grown ass men
Lilly: I don't have time for this. Jake? If you say yes, it's a clear majority. But if you say no, then we’d have to ask one more person
Jake: I think no matter how desperate he is, he should have still asked. Rather than tell you.
MC: JAKE?!
Cleo: hahahahhaha
Jessy: wjjwkjjw hahahah omg
MC: Alright, children. We need a deciding vote. And who could be better than a man who owns a bar and have known more women than anybody here?
Dan: Please don't say Phil
MC: Phil MF Hawkins, who else.
MC added Phil to the groupchat
Phil: Hi?
MC: Hey, sweetheart. We have a situation and you need to vote either yes or no. The situation: In desperation, a guy told lilly to go out with him rather than asking her, which clearly isn't a big deal. Should she go or not?
Phil: I mean, if a girl did that to me, I’d say yes
MC: YES!
Phil: That’s what you wanted me to say? :)
MC: You are so much more insightful than most people in this gc, Phil.
Jake kicked out Phil
Dan: Thank you!
Jake to MC
Jake: We need to talk.
MC: I’m sorry. Are you TELLING me that we need to talk rather than ASKING me if I want to talk?
MC: I’m afraid I’d have to say no
(oneshot in continuation to this particular conversation coming soon 😏😏)
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FIRSTLY, HERES A GIFT FOR U
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IM HERE ☝️😤
so yes!! battle lust reader! encountering our beloved scara or wandere (you choose!) during an adventure!
reader is basically famous like diluc, absolutely skilled with a spear and hand to hand combat, traversing around sumeru, inazuma, everywhere basically and during a fight against [insert whatever monster reader is up against]
scara/wanderer encounters reader who- was gashed up, injured, struggling to stand, panting heavily and absolutely horny, a secret side of reader only she knows—but ofc scara/wanderer appears
im sure you already know what battle lust means (since childe ofc 🤭)
so being affected with lust and adrenaline, making it sense somehow, reader unknowingly attacks scara/wanderer, it takes awhile to regain reader's senses but once they do, reader was already being fucked relentlessly- because scara had notice her palpating heavy breaths, sweat, flushed face, whimpering, grinning with every strike and hit scara/wanderer lands on her, all during the fight
basically, out of fighting, reader is has a good ass elegant and respected reputation as an adventurer, but scara/wanderer had just- witnessed such a contrast from the infamous adventurer, the reader... 🤭
YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS?1!1?2 I HOPE YOU DOOOO (im kinda hesitant to be very detailed in asks since i have no clue if you like heavy details or not 🥹) ILY I HOPE WE CAN INTERACT MOOOREEEEE!!!!
THATS SOOOOO HOTTTTT 🫣
You were famous, known for your elegant skills and traversing to nation to nation. Though, you had a certain enemy that resides in Snezhnaya, one that you loathe. You never ever want to meet him.
While fighting, you ended up losing all senses to yourself. You were gashed, injured, and panting heavily. You were in a state of battlelust and while wandering through out the trees and greenery, you came across Scaramouche, the sixth of the Fatui harbingers. He notices your state for moment before you attacked him out of no where.
Luckily for him, he was able to dodge your attack. He scoffed and threw and insult at you, apparently wondering why the hell are you attacking him out of now where.
"Tch, what the hell are you trying to do?!"
Despite his insults you attack again, a grin was on your lips. This was out of character for the oh so elegant and well respected adventurer. You continued to attack him until he finally successfully attack you, ending up with you landing on the ground and him hovering on top of you.
You gasped. A lustful look on your face, you grinned, getting up once more and kicking him off his feet. You both continued this for who knows how long. You were in a state of battlelust, and it was visible on your face.
"It's pathetic on how much of a masochist you are. What would you do if everyone knew about the so elegant and well respected adventurer who was actually a freak in sheets?"
That was what you heard when you finally came back to your senses. Damn right, before you were getting fucked, Scara noticed how you whimpered and your flushed face whenever he landed a hit on you. He was weirded out at first but it somehow amused him of how you were still smiling despite your injuries.
Currently right now, you were gasping and whimpering at the feeling of his cock penetrating you.
"Ohh wow, finally back to your senses now huh? Well too bad, I was only getting started with you."
A cocky smirk was tugging on his lips, his hands on your bare hips were starting to hurt. Your breasts were out on full display, bouncing with every thrust Scara did. Your legs were hooked over his shoulders, you were in mating press and damn right, it felt amazing.
Your battlelust was whole different person from you, and he absolutely adored that lust you had in battle, that would give him a reason why to fuck you so senselessly like this, or maybe not but he doesn't give a single fuck. Your panting and whimpering look was already enough for him to know that you were enjoying on what he was doing.
"Ahh..I knew it, you wanted me just as bad as I do don't you? Don't deny it, your body here just wants me so much that it's clenching on me so tight, it's unbelievable.."
He was right, your cunt was squeezing his cock so nicely, taking him in greedily and milking him out. His fingers pinch your nipples, making you squeal and whine. Scara would be so mean, bruising your hips, pinching your nipples until it hurts, degrading and humiliating you, but it's not like you were complaining anyway.
"Who knew that the famous adventurer was such a cock hungry slut? Clenching and squeezing onto this cock like it's their last..Ohh..I wonder what would happen if people found out, would you runaway and come back to me just to get your brains fucked out? Don't be ashamed, it's okay. I don't blame you for wanting my cock this badly, you're my cock hungry slut afterall."
Him and his arrogant personality made you want to punch him, but what can you do? After all, his cock was hitting your sweet spot so nicely that you were spasming around his cock already, cumming and coating his length in your juices. He was taunting you, teasing and humiliating you, shaming you for being such a slut for his cock.
Your eyes were glistening in tears, cheeks flushed and nails clawing at his back. Your clothes were either on the ground or teared apart. Your tits were on display for him, bouncing with every deep thrust he made.
Scara gave a zap to your clit, making you shiver in pleasure as his fingers continuing to rub your nipples and fondle with them, his other fingers down on your clit and occasionally giving zaps to your sensitive nub, making you squirt on all over his abdomen.
"So dirty, squirting all over my cock like a filthy whore."
He scoffed, continuing to pump his cock into your drenched and abused hole. You were a complete drooling and babbling mess, quivering and overstimulated by how many times you came.
It was so good, so so good, your pussy was heavenly to Scaramouche. You were so dumbed out by his cock that you lost count of how many times you even came because of his cock and ministrations. The only thing in your head was him, one that you call your enemy, Scaramouche.
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tojirin · 9 months
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cardigan.
🌀 megumi x gn!reader . fluff , megumi having a crush on reader , silly gojo and yuji , megumi in denial . proofread? nah . WC: 3.4k
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"and when i felt like a cardigan under someone's bed, you put me on and said I was your favorite."
Megumi never knew how it felt to actually love someone other than his sister Tsumiki, but now she's gone. But that was until you came along, when he first saw you felt as he respected you, which was an peculiar since there was very few people he actually respected, he didn't even know your name until something, no someone interrupted his thoughts and that someone had to happen to be Gojo. "Heyyy!! first years listen up since this is important!" he said with a slightly goofy tone which caused you to giggle. "so.. are you gonna tell us what you wanna say??" Nobara said with an annoyed tone. "I was getting to that! meet your new classmate, [name]!" Gojo just dropped that bomb and happily skipped away. You took that as a cue to actually introduce yourself, hey! i'm [name] I hope we can get along." It didn't take long for Yuji and Nobara to introduce themselves, but it took a while longer for Megumi finally i introduce himself. "Hello, um..i'm Megumi, Megumi Fushiguro." you reached out your hand for Megumi to shake. "Hey gumi! its nice to meet you, wait is it okay that I call you gumi? i don't know but I feel like I can be casual with you.." "Yeah it's completely fine, don't worry." Megumi isn't sure why he agreed considering he hates when Gojo calls him it. "Well! bye guys I have to get something from Yaga! i'll see y'all later?.." "yeah! byeee!" Yuji and Nobara said in unison.
It was has three months since you transferred to jujutsu high and you've grown plenty close with everyone. Currently it was currently 8:49pm, all students had to be in the dorms by 9:30pm, Yuji and Megumi were in his dorm talking about random topics until Yuji decided to bring up something he noticed lately. "Hey Megumi?" "yes Itadori?.." "You known [name] right? what's up between you and them, you totally give them goo-goo eyes when y'all interact!! you totally have a crush on them! Yuji said while having a giggle fit. "No, I dont, itadori." "You totally doooo!!" by now Yuji was rolling around while wiping his tears from laughter. when he calmed down he spoke up saying "soo you don't mind if I ask them out?" Megumi has never gone silent so quickly. "So you do! I was just kidding!!..so if you like them.." "I don't." no matter how hard Megumi tried to shut down the idea of him having a crush on you Yuji kept on insisting he confessed to you since he noticed the way your eyes would linger when it came to Megumi. Yuji thought if Megumi didn't wanna confess his feelings he'd had to force it out of him. "Megumi! if you don't confess by tomorrow I'm telling them! "ok." "that's all it took?" "i'm not letting you make a fool of me."
That's basically the reason Megumi is currently trying to get the courage outside your dorm to confess since he knew you were in it. Megumi was thinking that the worse was you'd reject him and he'd have to ignore his feelings for the rest of his life, not too bad right? *knock* *knock* then fifteen seconds of pure silence. Then a door opens, he noticed you looked like you got ready in a rush. "O-oh! hey Megumi! I wasn't really expecting for you to be here right now.." "yeah." "well..is there something you need?" "I like you, would you go out with me sometime?" he said very bluntly which made you go wide eyed with shock, considering you never thought he would like you back.
"I would love to."
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★ © tojirin ʚɞ 2023
part 2 drabble maybeee??🙈🙈
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ticklishstrawberry · 5 months
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OMG TEASES‼️‼️
We all know the classic teases in this community: "Tickle, tickle, tickle!" "Coochie, Coochie, coochie, coo!! (That's the worst one for me)" "Aww someone's REALLY ticklish!!" "Imma getcha!!! >:)" "Here comes the tickle monster!!!" "Where are you going?" "Imma count ALL these ribs to make sure you have them!"
I came up with some new ones I've never heard before or I've just been dumb and never seen them before pls don't fight me: "Give me a BIG smile!!" "I think Mr/Ms *insert part of the body your tickling* wants more tickles!!" "How rude of you to laugh right now >:/" "Aww does someone like being tickled? Yes you do! Yes you doooo!!" "*person pinned down* Now your all mineee >:)" "Time to eat *noms down on tummy*"
OMGGGG UGHHHH I LOVEEE TEASES LIKE USING THE POWER OF THESE MAKING TICKLES EVEN BETTER WORSE 🖤🖤🖤
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cambion-companion · 1 year
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Only One Bed
What are we gonna doooo? haha love this trope.
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Aemond x reader | fun and getting tangled up with the prince | no content warnings | pre-relationship which leads to awkward hilarity |no more beds! No other options! What a shame
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“You said there are no other accommodations?” You said, looking at the small room and singular bed.
“No, my lady.  It is the festival season; this is the last available room in a thirty-mile radius at least.” The landlord bowed to you and your companion apologetically.
Aemond looked over at you, his eyebrow raised, a slight quirk upon his lips. “We can always keep searching.”
“We’ve been at it for hours, Aemond.”  You shook your head, turning to give the innkeeper several large coins. “Who suggested we come here again?”
“Aegon.”
“Little shit.”
Aemond chuckled, allowing you to enter the bedroom before he followed. “Careful, Y/N, that’s your king you speak of.”
“He’s a royal pain, sending us both here in the middle of the busiest season of the year.”
“You’ll get no argument from me.”  The prince’s eye twinkled as he tried to disguise his mirth.
The both of you settled as best you could within the cold room, there was no fireplace, no space for a wardrobe.  You set your bag at the foot of the rickety looking bed, your gaze falling upon Aemond who lingered by the doorway.
“I will sleep upon the floor.”  He said dutifully, avoiding your gaze.
“Don’t be absurd, Aemond.  It’s freezing.”  You held up a hand as he opened his mouth to protest. “I won’t be hearing an argument.  You are not sleeping on the dirty cold floor.”
“If you insist so vehemently, who am I to decline.”  A small smile pulled its way up Aemond’s face as he removed his overcoat and moved to the bedside.
You slipped under the covers, fully clothed still, pulling the blanket up to your chin for warmth.  Aemond joined you, the size of the bed forcing the two of you to press against one another.
“You’re very warm.”  Despite yourself, you wiggled closer to him.
“Mmm. I have the blood of-.”
“A dragon, yes so I’ve heard.”
“I ride a dragon, have you heard that?”  Aemond teased, his voice low.
“Mmhmm.”
“The largest dragon in Westeros.”
“She is the size of an island, yes.”  
“Vhagar would be more comfortable than this bed.”  Aemond huffed, moving to try and find a comfortable position.
“Less squeaky, too.”  You chuckled, turning onto your side to face him.  Aemond had his eye already closed, his mouth twitched slightly, you noticed he had left his eyepatch on.  “You don’t have to wear that to bed for my sake, you know.”
His violet eye flickered open to meet your gaze. “I would prefer it remain on all the same.”
You lapsed into silence; the candlelight played across Aemond’s relaxed features as he closed his eye once more.  You fought the urge to reach across the small distance that separated your faces to brush a strand of silver hair falling against his long nose.  Your attention was drawn to his lips, curved and slightly parted as he breathed deep.  The dim light flickered along his angular jaw, his high cheekbones and prominent brow.
His lips pursed.  “You’re staring.”
“I was not.”  You guiltily turned your head to face the ceiling as Aemond spoke.
“I could feel the intensity of it, even with my eye shut.”
Your shoulder brushed against his chest as you repositioned onto your back, your cheeks burning.
“Good night, Y/N.”
“Good night, my prince.”
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You could hear the steady beating of someone’s heart in your ear, your head rising and falling with their breathing.  Warm arms encircled your waist, your fingers were twisted in long silken hair.  You hummed in contentment, feeling long legs move against your own as he stirred, pulling you tighter against his body instinctively.  As your mind fully regained consciousness you recalled the events of the previous night, sleepy bliss turning to alarm at the dawning realization of how tangled up you were with Aemond.
“Oh, oh no.  I am so sorry.”  You gasped, trying to wriggle free of his grasp.
“Y/N, that’s my arm.”
You tried hurriedly to extricate yourself from him, your legs were so entwined however, that as the two of you struggled like clumsy wrestlers, you pulled Aemond off the bed with you in a shower of twisted sheets and pillows.  Your back made contact with the hard stone floor, the prince’s weight on top of you making it difficult to catch your breath for a couple reasons.  
“Good morning to you too.”  Aemond’s hair tickled your cheek as he propped himself up on his forearms, hovering over your blushing face.  He smirked at your mortified expression. “…It seems we got a little cold last night.”
You let out a strangled laugh, your morning voice groggy.  “Help me up, please.” You moved under him helplessly. “Unless you planned to have me pinned here all day.”
“I could think of worse things.”  Aemond drank in the way your eyes widened and lips parted for a long moment before he relented, rising and helping you to your feet.  “Alas, we have errands to run.”
You had to take a moment to recover, reigning in your swirling emotions, as Aemond prepared to depart.  
He glanced over at you from where he was tugging on a boot. “Are you alright, Y/N?”
“Yeah…I’m fine, thank you.”  You ran a hand through your tangled hair, picking at the knots. “Only, next time let’s try to not fall off the bed.” Your face blanched as you realized what you’d said. “N-not that there will be a next time.”
Aemond rose, coming to your side and helping untangle a particularly large snarl. “That’s disappointing indeed.”  His hot breath tickled the side of your neck, you could feel his gaze intent upon your profile.  
“In that case, maybe next time we can have a nicer room.”  You chanced a glance at him. His expression was unreadable, but it sent a pleasant tingle from your chest all the way down to your toes.
“Hmm.”  Aemond tilted his head at you slightly, his eye crinkling a smile. “I can arrange that.”
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44ryder · 1 year
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(Snippet from my fanfic in progress)
(Y/n): *limping* “no, for real, I’m fine!”
Buddha: *points and laughs* “No, no, no, no! I know a sex injury when I see one!”
(Y/n): *defeated* “ugh! Fine! I had sex, okay?!!!”
Buddha: *claps his hands* “Ya go girl! Ya finally lost your v-card!”
(Y/n): “yes, but a couple weeks ago-“
Buddha: *dramatic gasps* “ya had sex for the first time and you didn’t tell me???!!!”
(Y/n): “oh c’mon! It’s not like you tell me everything about your sex life-“
Buddha: “yes I do!”
(Y/n): “you do, and it has traumatized me greatly”
Buddha: “but we’re besties!!! That’s what we doooo!!!!”
(Y/n): “I can barely look at youuuuu!!!!”
Buddha: “Traitor!!!!”
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I'm transmasc/a trans boy but any of your posts about ticklish clits make my heart skip a beat ♡
Just the thought of my little t-dick being tickled in any of those ways is mind numbing, love your posts so much
eeeeee~!! I love thatttt so much~ and mmh I just adoreee making handsome cuties like you crumble soooo sweetlyyy~ my darling tough cookie just wantssss the sweeeet tickles on that cuteeee boy pearl hmmmh? I'm soooo gonna pin those wiggly legs and get you to bloom for mee ohh yess I amm~~ let's seee my handsome cutie pie blussshh then ~ just take my softtt slightlyyy stiff feather tip and glide it slooowly up your royal area ~ upppp and upp and oooh down and down and up up uppp ~ come on nowww don't hold back ~ let it allll out for your tickle mama mmhmmm~ aww does it feel goodd? What about my nail tip just liiightly touching around here? Right above your boy button? Oooh my my myyyy someone loves tickles huhh?
Look at you getting alll stifff for meeee ~ your lovelyyyy cuteee dicky dick is alll bothered huh? Liiight tickly touches up this side and ooh that sidee and mmh tsk tsk tsk you just can't not giggle can youu? You can't not laugh ~~ youuu can't not laugh~ Ooh darling my feather just lovessss gliding on your pearlyyyy ~ and you're getting sooo desperate huh? You want that ticklegasm? Mmhmm yes you dooo yesssss you fucking doooo~ maybe the feather can do itt ~ can the feather do ittt? Aww coochie coooo my cookie crumble ~ let's get miss blush in there too, shall we? Ooh yes, we'll take mr feather here and liiightly touch on your tippp~ while miss blushyyy can fluff and tease and swish about alll around each side~
Yesss giggle and moan and thrust for your tickle mama my darling boyyy~ soooo tough and rough huhhh ~ what happened? What happened huhh? falling apart to a little tickle tickleee~? It's just a featherrr kissing your lil prince part mhmmm~ and getting him alll blushyyy ooh yesss~ why darling I think you are sooo sweet and desperate and sexy like this that I'm just gonna have toooo ooh yes I mustttt I musttt~ give you the kissssiesss~ mmmhmm muahhh just mmmuah lightttt brushyyy kissessss on your hot and bothered petite royal rod~ mmuahh ~ sooo perfect sooo cuteee and alll mineee all mine and we're not stoooopping until you give me that gigglyboygasm noooo~<33
And then it's into the machine for you I'm afraid ~ you'll definitely need a thorough thorough polishing and buffing after all that naughtinesss~<33
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