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kismets-barista · 5 months

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Hold onto your Stetson, @ohposhers; have I got some personal HickDory lore for you 😎💜🌟🫧

Excuse the insanity for those who don't feel compelled towards these two

SO!

Hickory and JD met a few good years before the events of the World Tour when Dory was traveling to find Lonesome Flats, got heatstroke and passed out in the desert. Wakes up to Hickory shadowed in the flickering light of a campfire beneath a canopy of the brightest stars he'd seen since the Neverglades, but it wouldn't be until QUITE a few months later until they really started developing crushes against each other. (Cowboy under the stars, you'd think he'd fall right then and there, right? 🌟)

Why was Hickory already in Lonesome Flats, you might ask? Where was Dickory?

In a glue trap, I say in response. Hickory came from Yodelsberg (is there a canonical name for this?) for international study and to learn about new music. He fell in love with country because yodeling and country music are actually quite gorgeous together. She Taught Me to Yodel, anyone?

Delta Dawn obviously didn't take to Dory showing up and around the town, but after some convincing by Hickory and lots of proving himself (plus a vulture attack that resulted in John Dory saving the very young niece of Delta Dawn- Clampers-) he 'earned' a place there and began to work around town.

It was weird for him.

He'd never quite settled down, until then.

(Now, the specific timeline, yearly I mean is a little muddled because I'm still crafting this, but I'll put them out about three years, now.)

John Dory was still living in Lonesome Flats, and he'd started a relationship with Hickory. They loved each other, as my cohort in crime @protagonist-art (CHECK OUT THEIR ART I LOVE THEM SM MUAH) has Hickory tell John when we get write them, "More than the moon loves the ocean." As surely as the tide pulls in and out, so the lovers return to each other.

So Via, what does Hickory think about BroZone?

Oh, my sweet star.

He doesn't know.

After returning to the devastated Troll Tree, John Dory lost a piece of his heart in the damaged pod they used to live in. It was the first time he went grey, and the memories of his brothers started shifting from what was, to what would never be again. He couldn't find it within himself to talk about them, and has his secrets.

But so does Hickory.

Girl wdym stop being so mysterious.

Heh. I know. It's just a glimpse into my dark mind /ref. Anyways, Hickory never told John Dory he was a Yodeler troll. (Another piece of lore that Quizzy and I worked on together and I think it's brilliant.)

Huh? Aren't they in a long-term relationship? Won't this cause issues later on if they don't share these things with each other?

Oh, they love every aspect of each other too much for their bond to truly be broken.

And yet.

One morning, years after just living and loving, John Dory wakes up with a massive headache and nausea.

"Maybe it's that horse that kicked me yesterday, could've gotten me harder than we both thought."

"Lemme check for a knot, Darlin'."

No knots, but there was an egg.

🌟 (Here I'll say that I'm massively in love with the headcanon that trolls conceive through true love- it isn't quite necessary for them to physically do anything unless they want to. Just them, wholeheartedly trusting and putting everything into their relationship and pouring their heart out to their partner.)

They were absolutely ECSTATIC, and rightfully terrified in their own ways. Neither of them were looking for children but not against it, and after resting for a few days they began to plan. A nursery in the house, baby books with millions of names scattered on the coffee table, toys and cute little baby clothes for when the little one hatched.

Wanna know two of the names John Dory had in mind? Rhonda and Dolly.

They were ecstatic until the night John Dory woke up absolutely ill and with a pit in his stomach.

They lost the egg, and it was the second time John Dory went grey in his life.

A week after this had happened, John Dory left a bundled lock of his hair at Hickory's nightstand and did what he knows how to do all too well. He ran.

Hickory never went too far out of Lonesome Flats in the hopes that John Dory would come back. He couldn't imagine what would happen if his love came back and didn't find him there.

The events of World Tour come about, Hickory meets Branch, and travels for the first time since John Dory left.

John Dory continued to travel, until the events of Band Together.

But don't worry, dear readers, for as surely as the tides come in, so will the lovers meet again. 🌟

Aaaand BOOM! That's it! 💜 I've got lore behind the names Rhonda and Dolly as well, and am SO down to answer any questions about them that anyone has. For you, Posh, thank you for asking and helping me to share a story I've been working on, and for everyone else that read this, thank you kindly! I hope that everyone who made it this far has quite a lovely day, or if you didn't, have a lovely day anyways!

Remember to take your meds, drink water, eat something, and stretch!

💜🌟🫧

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hope-is-reason · 2 years

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Changing my pinned post so hear me out. Is it possible that I have a hidden disability or am a spoonie if my back hurts every time I put my bra on and often it hurts without bra, too? Like it hurts to stand or sit, I need to lie down. Several years ago my doctor said that my spine bones (sorry idk that in English but it‘s not joints I believe) „rub against each other“ but didn’t recommed anything. I also get tired very easily and sometimes lack air especially when I am talking too much or laugh — I either make myself yawn or cough so that I can breathe in more air. In March I‘ve injured my finger so I will visit a doctor anyways (probably when I pass all my exams so in like two or three weeks), and I want to tell them everything that I‘ve said rn. I usually lie down or sit because it makes me tired and even hurts when I walk for a long time but my parents tell me to just lose some weight. Any help? I‘ve also considered using a cane, two guys from my school (whew I finished school, unbelievable) use canes on bad days, but I feel that I would look like a faker or that I seek attention (well yeah I seek medical attention from my doctors) especially when one of them was kinda-born-kinda-became disabled (the midwife accidentally did something to his leg and now he has a longer leg and a shorter leg, I believe it‘s 10 cm/4 inch difference) and I look fine? Also my parents are… afraid? Of having a „different“ offspring as they try to convince me I don‘t have neurodivergence (I stim, get overwhelmed, have echolalia that they hate and make me shut up, have trouble studying and concentrating, eg reading) and say I don‘t have autism, my therapist told me I have STPD, but didn‘t diagnose me officially in order to „not ruin [my] future job“ — of course they wouldn‘t believe me about being a spoonie. Any ideas?

(Tags for reaching out to the community)

Edit: I managed to make my appointment for tomorrow morning yeehaw

#spoonie #chronic illness #undiagnosed

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strangexage · 3 years

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Y’all I have realized my Ed is cause my the stress levels in the rest of my life. Middle school to sophomore year, high stress= hella Ed activity. Junior year to freshman year of college, life’s good = Ed gone (now I feel like a faker for all that time but whatever it’s gone yeehaw) sophomore year of college comes around and I’ve never been this stressed in my life. Y’all know what that means aha. Anywho if anyone is 18 or older and wants an ana buddy bang my line bb :,)

#ana #anamia #personal #anna #rexie

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trickstermelon · 6 years

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Western AU yeehaw

Fun Version: Just a buncha good ol’ boys havin a rootin’ tootin time

Serious Version:

Faker: Founder and mayor of Heartland, has started keeping himself locked away as of late.

Kaito + Haruto: Kaito is the local sherif. He’d like to think he was voted in by fair trial, but knows his father pulled some strings behind his back. Still, he wants to do best by the town and establish the law. He’s also busy looking for a cure for his little brothers grave disease.

Byron: rich bitch Owns the railway through this part of the territory, as well as a good swath of the surrounding land and cattle.

Chris + Michael: Came out west from New England on a mission to deliver a recently developed cure-- and to look for their missing brother.

Durbe: Owner of the the local saloon and tavern— not much gets by him, but that’ll cost extra.

Rio + Ryouga: Fuckin tired of settlers and trains ruining their way of life-- and have a plan to shut it down.

Mizael: Came from overseas to make a deal.

Alit + Gil: Just some good ol boys trying to keep their herds in line-- and take down Byron’s stranglehold from the inside.

Vector: A local legend known as the Hangman.

Yuma: A young man determined to make everything right.

Akari: A star messenger on the Pony Express determined to keep her brother out of trouble.

#Yuma Tsukumo #ryouga kamishiro #kaito tenjo #zexal #western au #should i make an ask blog for this cause that could go cool...#itd be a short running one with a mystery to solve from kaitos POV #as in y'all would direct kaito in solving murders and shit and try to save his brother #if this gets to 100 notes i will

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