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questionablealibi · 1 year

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ough sorry i just gotta say your art scratches my brain so well

wanna squish art

go nom nom

Kumakain ako <3 ( I think that's right? )

- The daily anon

Magandang hapon/gabi/umaga! (Hapon sa lugar ko, im not sure of it is for you ^^;)

Im so glad my art is pleasing for you! I actually have a lot of unanswered asks in my inbox that compliment my artstyle and i always explode when i see them 😖💓

My art has been squished and chewed it seems 😞 /lh /pos

Ah and yes you said it right! I hope you enjoy your ulam! Mamaya pa ako kakain ^^ Kain ka (and you guys too, those who are seeing my post 🫵) ng maigi! <3

Translations underneath cut!

Ulam - viand or food

Mamaya pa ako kakain - I'll be eating later / I'm eating later / I won't be eating until later

Kain ka ng maigi - Eat well

#Alibi!#Ask asks!!!#I actually had to pace around to calm myself #YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD #(/lh im positive that a lot of you do!)#HAVING SOMEONE WHO DOESNT SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE TALK TO YOU IN SAID LANGUAGE WHILE IN THE PROCESS OF LEARNING #OR JUST HAVING SOMEONE TALK TO YOU IN YOUR MOTHER TONGUE IN GENERAL #IS SO #😭💓💓😭💓💓😭

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sophaeros · 12 days

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my mom is flabbergasted as to how i could possibly like julian who is "old and greasy and looks like he doesnt shower" and honestly i couldn't even defend myself

#sophaerostxt #'you went from a guy who looks clean and put together to this????'#also her very neutral 'so hes over 20 years older than you?'#like yes..dont worry thats not relevant.......#you dont understandd hes got. some kind of inexplicable swag. hes beautiful to me.

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sunnykeysmash · 11 months

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i get "speak from the heart", because it's just about being truthful and honest about your feelings, and I get "go to him", because it's about Showing Up, no man left behind, when you love someone you can't bear to leave them behind, one day he's gonna show up and it's gonna be hot, etc

i can't pinpoint "sweep him off his feet" to anything in particular yet.

except for this...

he has to fall (in love) head first. aka be swept off his feet.

... off with the head, I guess?

#iasip #meta #guys i Love pairing sunny dialogue and analyzing you dont UNDERSTANDD #this is the spice of life to me #i feel like a philosopher

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salmoncakepls · 4 months

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go to sleep!!!! 🔪🔪🔪

😵

#u dont understandd ☹️☹️☹️#and id explain myself but i think the post you saw is self explanatory 🙏🏽#😔

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cerneterydrive · 1 year

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#i dont UNDERSTANDD why blackboard doesnt give you the due dates for discussion boards #why is blackboard the least manageable ficking website on fucking earth

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littlecrittereli · 3 months

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REPROGRAMMED CHAPTER 7 SPOILERS!!!

I knew I wanted to draw out this scene the second I wrote it. This AU has taken OVER MY BRAIN YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTANDD

anyways enjoy and weep <3

#wk reprogrammed au #reprogrammed au #wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #wild kratts fanart #littlecrittereli #wild kratts au #I CANT GET OVER THIS SCENE YOU GUYS #Chris most likely won't even remember this moment #but its still so important to Martin to tell him regardless #This was more of a proclamation for Martin than it was for Chris #That everything was going to be okay and they would repair what was broken #IT WAS THE MOMENT MARTIN KNEW EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE OKAY #IM GONNA SCREAM SOBBING #Im acting like i didn't fucking write the fanfiction LOL #im so sorry anyways thank you guys for indulging me ily <3

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brittscafe · 11 months

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HEYYY im new to ya blogg i've read a few pieces of urs and i can say that u have really caught my interesttt and like u write bleach imagines so that's a bonus yk 🤭 i was wondering if you take in requests atm if so could I ask for "dont be shy, sit on my face" with renji please? if not i understandd and also take careeee <33

I definitely feel like Renji is the perfect man for this prompt ;)

Soft breathes leave your lips as you rub your clothed cunt over Renji's hard cock. Renji leans his head back, tightening his arms around your waist.

A quiet moan leaves his lips and its like music to your ears. You run your fingers through his crimson hair, draped over his broad shoulders.

Renji's hand travel down to your bare thighs and he hooks his fingers underneath them. Renji's heart slams against his chest as he feels the softness of your skin as he presses his fingers into your thighs.

He abruptly pulls you forward and onto his lower gut. The sudden loss of friction makes you pout and your core aches for more.

"Hey...what are you doing?" you mumble out, knitting your eyebrows together with confusion.

"Don't be shy, sit on my face," Renji demands, crossing his arms behind his head. A smug grin forms across his face as your mouth gapes open.

Your stomach twists into uneasy knots and the wind gets knocked out from your chest. Renji runs his tongue over his bottom lip and his eyes fill with lust.

"Renji!" you gasp out, smacking his upper chest.

"Ow! What the hell?!" Renji raises his voice, clenching his jaw and rapidly sitting up from the bed. You gulp as you meet his determined eyes and you sink down in your figure.

"You actually want me to s-sit on your face?" you stumble over your words, your heart lodged in your throat. Renji's eyes widen and he clears his throat.

"Do you not want to? It's okay if you don't, y/n. I don't want to force you to do anything you don't want to do," Renji speaks softly, running his fingers through your hair.

You swallow the lump in your throat and lean your face closer to his. Your face was burning up and you slightly nod your head.

"I want to give it try, Renji. Are you sure it's okay?" you ask and Renji's eyes light up with excitement. He leans back down on the bed, sinking down into the softness.

"It's more than okay," he reassures you, grabbing onto your hands. He starts to lead you as you climb over his chest and hover yourself above his face.

Renji's mouth burns with a hunger he's never had before. There's a certain hotness inside his gut.

Renji lets go of your hands and he wraps them around your thighs. He pulls your body down closer to his lips and you let out a heavy breath.

He presses a gentle kiss to your clothed core and your body jolts at the sensation. Renji tugs your underwear down and his hot tongue laps at your cunt.

Renji groans loudly from having your taste on his tongue, joyfully rolling his eyes back. His lips suck on your sensitive bud and you throw your head back, letting out a loud moan.

He chuckles and his warm breath hits your exposed core. Renji's hand rests steady on your thigh, squeezing it as his other hand starts to travel to the folds of your core.

"Renji," you call out as he slips a finger inside of you. Your thighs squeeze his face and Renji groans loudly. His erection grows as your wetness drips down his chin.

He slides in another finger, pumping your insides and feeling your walls tighten around him. Unhitched moans and breaths leave your lips as he speeds up the pace of his pumping.

Fingers reaching your sweet spot and teasing it every time. Renji's lips and fingers seem to be your undoing.

Your thighs tremble and his fingers curl up against your sweet spot as his lips suck on your sensitive bead. Renji's fingers keep hitting your sweet spot, leaving you with breathless moans and mumbles.

Your cum was already dripping down his fingers, but you released it all with a loud moan. Pleasure rips through your body and you can't seem to hold yourself up anymore.

Renji's fingers slide out from your cunt and he swirls them around in his mouth, getting his favorite taste. His tongue runs over your folds one last time, before licking up every drop of your juices.

You slide back down to Renji's lap, sitting yourself and your shaking thighs there to catch a breath.

"Hey Renji?" you call out between panted breathes. He gazes up at you and gathers you in his arms.

"Yeah?" he asks, grabbing your face and pulling it down towards his. He kisses your forehead softly and you smile warmly. You lean your head down to his ear and clear your throat.

"I really liked it," you whisper, pressing your lips to Renji's earlobe and nibbling on it gently. Renji's cheeks turn a bright red as you pull away and meet his gaze.

"Good, I couldn't think of a better way to please you," Renji mumbles out, capturing your lips with his.

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tatumis-awesome · 5 months

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GUYS SHES SO COOL YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD

#atsv #across the spiderverse #jessica drew

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lillonvia · 11 months

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Ayyy mama! guizhong asker is back! (I couldn't use my phone for a while, anyways-) part 3 bAby. So like I said guizhong is alive and well in the game, still pretty cheerful but kinda off for r e a s o n s we already know. (I think it would be pretty cute if both zhongli and her disguise as mortals together as a couple) traveler doing the story quest and all, But it's a bit different. I like to think at this time and age of liyue lots of people would know reader's story and would incorporate it to lantern rite and just other things in general (like how in the game zhongli asks traveler to get the perfume and glaze lily as offerings, I think this can just be coincidence but guizhong). Like how superstitious farmers and shepherds putting bells on their flock of sheep so they would be able to find them, and people putting bells on graves so their deceased loved would be able to find their way home, heck the story itself could be a use for parents for their children to not stray away from them. Okay enough story building and on to the actual ask- ghuizhong meeting a reincarnated reader as a shepherd using the bell for his flock (reader is a teenager in this) how they met is because traveler and zhongli was trying to convince reader to give them the bell for a discount. (since I also wanted to add that bells are really only sold by farmers/blacksmiths since other than for spiritual reasons aren't really sought out for) oh yeah- the stuff that zhongli needs are different in the game it's now like- a toy, the bell, and jade

i have been procrastinating too much i hate myself- IM SO SORRY ANON I CANT WRITE A FIC ABT THIS I AM PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF DOING SO </3 but ill share my thoughts and interpretations on it utc instead if that workshsj

guili stepping down from their pedastals and instead posing as a mortal couple is just so adorable to me <3 i have LOVED (platonically) guizhong and guili ever since i saw the lantern rite 2023 cutscene on youtube YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD why did hyv kill off such beautiful and wonderful ppl 😭 first tomo, then signora, makoto, then bonanus, menogias, and guizhong?? WHY. ok thats enough outta me-

and the shepherd bit is also really interesting, since we don’t really have any sort of hint of agriculture yet and i think that it’s really intruiging and unique <3 i love the fact that reader’s story is still well known across liyue to the present day, and i’m sure guizhong is happy that reader’s memory is preserved via the usage of bells.

AND M O R E FOUND FAMILY TROPES W/ GUI AND REINCARNATED READER?? YES PLEASE‼️ i feel like at first, guizhong would try to stray away from helping to find the bell that once belonged to reader, bc she most likely feels that if she did come along (not to mention zhongli was so understanding of this JSJSJSJJ), the memories would come rushing back and theres a chance she can’t hold it in anymore. you has always been so very special to guizhong and by extension, zhongli, after all. <3

the moment guizhong realizes that reader was reincarnated in a mortal body is probably when she notices how similar current you’s speech mannerisms and little habits—that no one else really noticed but she did, shes your mother after all—greatly resembled the traits of the half-qilin!you.

and the final nail in the coffin is when they asked to spend a moment with guizhong in private, and they dropped a BIIIGGG bomb by saying,

“ its nice to finally be able to see you again, mama. ”

HEHEUJTLRB im so delulu when it comes to mama!guizhong <3

#lili.rambles #guizhong x reader #guizhong x child reader #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin imagines #genshin fluff #zhongli x reader #zhongli x child reader #platonic guizhong x you

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erenshusband · 8 months

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JAIME REYES MY BELOVED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD

#jaime reyes #jaime reyes simp #i love him so much #HE IS MY EVERYTHING #blue beetle

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aroace-wizard · 7 months

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I too only english. I have try to study others languages,but I dont understandd. Or i dont havr time.

Do you play the guitar?

No but I play the drums!

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kirayamidemon · 11 months

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nO YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD HOW INSAFNE IM GOIGNG OVER THET FAFCT THAT DEUCE LIVES IN FUCKING CLCOCK TOWN AHHHHHHHDHFH

#kira talks #DEUFECE LIVING IN CLCOK TOWN IS SJUSTT HHFHFHSDHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #DISPLEX ALWAYS SO FUCKING GGIVING WITH INFO N LORE N SHIT FUFKCKKKKKF #THISS JUST MAKES HIMS O MUHC MORE PERFECT AS JULIUS THO N FITS HIM EVEN MORE IM FUCKSDING GOING SOS INSANEEE HHHHHHH #CLCOK TOWER MASTRER DEUCE HHHNFNNGHFHFHF BLESS THISS INFOOOOOO

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4uru · 7 months

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Me, a genderfluid person: :)

Also me when my gender fluids :0

It is happening again. I forgot how to deal with this, homies. What so you mean i feel like a boy now???? I have not been a boy for YEARS. Literally got set into my agender mode. Now its situational boyhood????

I am going through ANOTHER gender identity crisis. WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS. NO NO NO YOU DONT UNDERSTANDD I BEEN THROUGH THIS SHIT. ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO COME BACK I KNOW IM GENDERFLUID BUT THE LIQUIDS IS WATER AND OIL NOW???? WHAT???

(if this seems like an over-reaction pls consider the fact that the last time i experienced this degree of gender fuckery i was like 12. It hasnt fluided this hard for years i forgot what it felt like to be so violently dunked. And last time i didnt have a void to scream into)

Ok so my mind has to rationalize everything that i feel.in the moment, this will lead to alot of rants. So buckle up besties. Bc my ass will come up theories ranging from psychology to the spirits of the great queer artists hitting me with the gay boy magic spell.

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windblume · 11 months

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shakes you its about tighnari tirelessly harvesting fauna for colleis medication. collei jumping to compliment tighnari and cyno in front of new people. cyno ensuring collei was safe on the way back to sumeru. cyno and tighnari sending letters to each other whenever they get the chance. cyno sending snacks and desert specialties to tighnari and collei. dont you UNDERSTANDD

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twiyke · 2 years

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same team diff region!!! (north america 4 me!) i would die for big man

he is sooooo the skrunkly. scimpity dimpet. i love deep cut sm you dont understandd frye my girlie my bestie shiver gnc icon monarch slayage big man absolute bigmanness likeee fr fr fr fr

#asks #splanon

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cyancherub · 2 years

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I can’t wait to see how even more unhinged you get when csm comes out 🤭

PLEASEEEE U DONT EVEN UNDERSTANDD;; THE WAY I WAS LOSING MY MIND FROM THE PV SHOT OF HIM JUST LAYING IN BED..THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE AKI SO SLUTTY I AM GOING TO PASS AWAY

#cherub.mail #cherub.anon #the way i will be sitting there watching s1 wwith tears rolling down my cheeks howling into a pillow #i need to rail him so bad its sick #AHHHHHHHHHH #cherub.csm

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