This is peak cult initiation
The first test she didn't learn or do anything she just relived a truama
The second she abandoned her town but not for like.. Any reason
The third we don't know but this is just like ditch everyone
Oh lol she's stuck in there bro that was a fast way back, she didn't even see it
But yea it's still very much ditch everything and everyone like that's peak cult
What little they did say was true she was not there for her
Weird cult vibes to be simultaneously trust us only us and also you must isolate yourself and deal with your own shit alone
That's a great line that is common
"Mistakes his own moral cowardice for cunning."
That's very common
That's a banger
Have we changed her pronunciation?
Oh man i still super don't care about red
You can't neither and invite
If you don't say yes it's no
New matt is legitimately just as good as old matt
She still didn't do anything or learn anything it was literally just truama designed to sway her toward joining up
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There are actually only two genres of high fantasy:
Once there were more dragons and more magic in this land, but those days have passed; perhaps the dragons shall return some day and bring a new era.
How the FUCK do we get rid of these fucking dragons
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wheel of time show should be HUGE on tumblr like. SO much blorbo potential + gay + cool magic + evil milfs + visually appealing. what more do you people want
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i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries
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Whipped this up last week for my buddy Chris. Pattern courtesy of Shitpost Sampler.
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