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Apparently i found the song that unlocked all the lesbian tunes
It's white lesbian jams on my algo now
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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"When life gives you lemons"
FALSE
LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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A light bruise you don't know where it came from happens all the time
A friggin blue black green over a week layers of markings bruise when literally no idea
None
There's no way I didn't feel this when it happened
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anhedonia is UP
Motivation is DOWN
But I did get paid and I have paid some bills already so
I am forcibly signing myself up for activities
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It's hard to commit to rest
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i don’t care what anyone else says, THIS is carol and steve’s dynamic
they were insane girl besties, and every time people make her “just tommy’s girlfriend”, an angel dies. just fyi
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When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while
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This audiobook sounds like it's being narrated by an AI
Partially
There's two narrators and one sounds like text to speech?!!??!!
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Little fucking guy alert!!
[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]
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