2023.03.19

Not to be a #hater but they rly did make the wrong Superboy bi (it should've been Konnnnnn)

HELLO ???????????????

Smackdown 09/02/2024

urrrrrrrgh i'm blinded by the light 🎶

Pancakes

URRRRRRRGH BITING INTO THEM

my dad said he was going to send my kippah in the mail and he STILL hasn't done it. urrrrrrrgh

urrrrrrrgh

Why the fuck are so many assignments about death due this week I hate it

ungoliant

bit me today. 

A monstrously huge spider - like 2 inches across, big body, kinda hairy legs, she was in my slipper, we’re still not sure what kind but probably not Ungoliant proper, since I’m alive to tell the tale and not intubated or something in the ER.

I’ve been in touch with doctors and triage nurses and there’s no weird streaks or color changes or trouble breathing or vomiting or anything like that. Looks like a mosquito bite, tingles like mad.

Kinda took some of the stuffing out of me today. Anyway, hope I live. 

Oh! and the spider lived too. (lived to bite another day)

coding makes me feel like THE DUMBEST bitch on the planet

ok so I've been having weird bladder issues of waking up in the middle of the night, desperate to pee but nothing's in my bladder, then unable to sleep because of the almost painful urgency. (it's not a UTI, I've checked. I've also had a bladder ultrasound and it's all supposedly normal. ) I woke up this morning after only 5 hrs sleep and have been scrolling tumblr waiting for it to subside but no luck. the sun is well up now and despite being tired as hell I'm guessing I'm awake now.

I've got another drs appointment this week and I'm gonna stomp my feet some more because basically last time they were like "nothing's wrong so uh... nothing's wrong? have you tried not thinking about it when it happens?" like I usually love my GP but she dropped the ball on this one, or maybe I didn't express how bad it was.

anyway I just desperately need a few more hrs sleep and I don't think I'm getting that anytime soon.

Here is a pretty bad drawing that I did on my phone. Yep.

Sometimes you're sad because your friends canceled their (separate) trips to visit you this weekend and the weekend before, and you'd been really looking forward to seeing them even though you really didn't have time to see them, and you just gotta mope around your apartment making meowing sounds about it.

Me, a lifeguard: Ma'am we're clearing the pool for lightning, you need to get out.

This lady, somehow: ????! But I PAID to swim in the OUTDOOR pool?!?!?!?! And I only want the outdoor pool? The indoor pool is not acceptable! I need to do my workouts out here! I want to swim out here! No, I want a REFUND! A COMPLETE refund - no, a refund and the a COUPON for NEXT TIME!!!! How dare you!?!?!?! I want to talk to your manager, your overseer, and the MAYOR! An OUTRAGE! What is this COUNTY COMING TO?!?!?!?!?!?

Me, internally: If you want to fill up a kiddie pool in your backyard and go get hit by lightning there, go right ahead, I won't stop you, but here, if you get hit by lightning, not only do we get slapped with a negligence lawsuit but we will probably have to clean up bits off you off the pool deck/out of the pool and that is NOT on my paygrade thanks

Me, externally: Ma'am.

I know I fucked up, I’m just a loser

shouldn't be with ya, guess i'm a quitter

3 essays on the American government in under 4 hours and 30 minutes?

*cracks knuckles* Hold my coffee; I got this.