Can you do a ranking of the giant monsters?
As you wish.
1. Chaos - The best one, obviously.
2. Time Eater - There might not be much lore going for it, but it has a sweet clockwork design, and Eggman successfully tamed it, soooo...
3. Solaris - This might be surprising given my not-so-positive thoughts on its two separated halves, but the complete Solaris actually has a cool design(s), and had it been used in a better plot, it could have worked as a deliberate parallel to Chaos, instead of Iblis being a weak copy of him.
4. Biolizard - The foreshadowing, or lack thereof, was pretty laughable (wow, a single shot that appears extremely briefly), but I've really warmed up to its design over the years given how mutated and somewhat tragic it looks. I mean it when I say this guy is the most interesting part of Shadow's backstory for me, lol.
5. Black Dragon - Like the Time Eater, there's not much lore, but its design is alright as an evil reflection of Super Trip, and it doesn't really do anything at the expense of Eggman's role, so it's alright in my book.
6. Ifrit - I prefer this as a fire monster over Iblis, because it has a Firebird thing going for it. That's pretty much the only thing it has going for it since it's from Rivals 2 and is unfortunate to be associated with Eggman Nega, but it is what it is.
7. Iblis - Poor man's Chaos.
8. Dark Gaia - Iblis should probably be ranked below it, but whereas Iblis is somewhat salvaged by its superior Pokemon evolution into Solaris, Dark Gaia doesn't have that luxury. Its design is kind of bland and looks like a demonic taco, and by this point, it literally swatting Eggman aside made it painfully clear that they were all too aware of how common that trope became, but didn't do anything about it. After the one-two punch of Eggmanland and the Egg Dragoon, this guy is so flaccid by comparison.
9. The End - Common L for purple testicle person.
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[Transmission from: 👁Dark Gaia]
IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. YOU WILL NOT BE INVITED TO MY PARTY IN HELL, DUE TO YOUR INSULTS TOWARD ME, AND THE FACT THAT YOUR GOAL WOULD MEAN AN END TO THE MORTAL VICES THAT GIVE ME POWER. I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WAS PLAYING WITH MY FOOD WHEN I KEPT THE EARTH SOMEWHAT WHOLE.
…TIME EATER, HOWEVER, IS WILLING TO SAVE YOU A PIECE OF CAKE. AND BY “CAKE”, I MEAN A PLANET WE FOUND. AND SO IS ARGUS.
TELL CHIP I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING HIS OWN PARTY.
IF YOU WISH TO JOIN OUR CLUB, DARK GODS UNITED, SHOW MORE RESPECT.
Save your backhanded invitation and planetary pieces. I will show you respect when you stop playing with your food.
....
Argus....? They are alive....?
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Book of thoth the god of knowledge (2/?)
To see the past, present & future like fortune teller or crystal ball.
Many weeks ago before the zombot outbreak.
Time eater the creatures that can break the gravity, 1st dimension, 2nd dimension, 3rd dimension & 4th dimension also it can send random character to different universe, dimension or white space if the random character turn into a blank statue just like it done at sonics B-day party on sonic generation.
They are two different amy, blaze & cream from different universe.
One: original amy, blaze & cream from original universe & two: amy (blaze's girlfriend & cream's BFF), blaze (Amy's girlfriend & cream's BFF) & cream (Amy's & blaze's BFF).
Amy got slipped her hand from the furniture as a handle & sucked into the time portal then blaze didn't see that coming when amy got yeeted to blaze & she accidentally swallowed Amy alive.
Blaze: *burp & sigh* now that's a good look taste of strawberry X3
Amy: SONIC, HELP ME!
Blaze: sorry but looks like your hero isn't coming to save yo-
They turned into a blank statue when they reached to the White space.
While they turn into statue they turn into ghost to do what they want.
Amy hypnotize blaze & she went gone wrong.
[ORIGINAL VERSION]
Blaze: *stomach growing*
amy: oh, so the kitty is hungry? No problem! Let my hypnotic absolutely help you kill this hunger *hypnotize at blaze*
blaze: wha... *got hypnotized by amy*
Amy: rub your belly
Blaze: *rubs my belly*
Amy: now when I snap my fingers you won't be hungry anymore *snap & power went off* so? It worke- AAAHH-
Blaze: *chomp, gulp, slurp, gulp, burp & power went back on*
Amy: *snap* *snap* blaze?! Can you hear me? Let me- huh? *feels the comfy spot* hey it's feels nice in here :3
[ALTERNATE VERSION]
Amy: *explains everything what's going on*
Blaze: *stomach growling*
Amy: oh dear! I forgot to bring the snacks. Not to worry! I have a solution *hypnotized at blaze* when i snap my fingers you'll no longer be hungry. *snaps* hey blaze? Why're you look at me like that? hee hee...
Blaze: *gulp & burp*
Amy: *snap* blaze???? Let me out!!!! *snap* huh? *feels the comfy spot* hey it's nice in here :3
Blaze: *got unhypnotized* ugh what happened? Amy?! What are you doing in my belly?!
Amy: well I hypnotized at you to get rid the hunger but you accidentally swallowed me so I feel comfortable & comfy from your stomach ^w^
Blaze: are you sure you're okay with being eaten?
Amy: *sticks my half torso, full arm, full head out of bell & hugs amy* of course. You're my girlfriend & want you to know how it feels.
Blaze: okay. I Prefer that you're the predator in the relationship tough.
Amy: at least you give it a shot there now. *kiss on blaze's mouth*
Blaze: *got flirting by amy* aww~ I love you amy (^///w///^) just let me know you want out
Amy: *sticks my hand & face out of belly* hee hee~ I love you too (^///w///^) *takes a nap on blaze's belly*
Blaze: *purring* goodnight amy
One day later
Blaze: *yawn* good morning amy ready to let you out?
Amy: *sticks my face on blaze's butt from her belly & yawn* good morning blaze ^w^ in ready to let out
Many hours later during the roleplay
Ignore there custom now
amy (as superhero amy): gotcha, my *burp* darling superhero blaze~
Blaze (as superhero blaze): *Amy's belly got tighter enough & feels nice* you sure did (^///w///^)
Second roleplay later
Amy (as amy rouge): my, my. You sure seem to be loving being in here, don't you my darling blaze rouge?
Blaze (as rouge): *stretched her belly just like this art
& purring*
One day later that sonic has a lot of lives & saved amy & blaze from statue
Amy swallowed sonic & digestion him to see blaze nosebleed to take out of date & blaze swallowed sonic & digestion him to see any nosebleed to take out of date but sonic still alive for a lot of his lives left
On wedding amy & blaze become love each other in wedding & took a picture. They lived happily ever after of family.
on 7AM (Eureka-town radio/morioh-cho radio)
blaze: ...amy it morning
amy: good morning blaze *kiss*
blaze: lets go make breakfast
amy: ok
blaze: what do you want amy?
amy: eggs and pancakes
blaze: coffee
amy: i will like tea
blaze: ok
amy looks at blaze
amy: blaze are you alright?
blaze: yes sweetie im fine
amy: good i love you
amy puts the newspaper down and walks to blaze
amy said lets stop making breakfast and do this *kiss*
blaze: your right amy
amy: im aways right blaze *kiss*
On 3PM
Blaze: *burp* you girls snuggle here? (^///w///^)
Amy: *sticks my head & landing on blaze's chest* feels so nice in her & I love it (^///w///^)
Cream: *puts my hands on blaze stomach then puts my head on blaze stomach* so warm, soft & cozy! Thanks, blaze (^///w///^)
Blaze: *yawn* have a some good rest here *purring* goodnight girls & I love you (^///w///^)
Amy & cream: *sticks our torso, full arm & full head* okay (^///w///^) goodnight & we love you too (^///^)
[ORIGINAL VERSION]
2 months later
Blaze: hey amy
Amy: yeah blaze
Blaze: *shows amy a pregnancy test* im pregnant (^///^)
Amy: *shocked for surprised* wow!
8 months later
Amy: that's my girlfriend!
Blaze: your wife, amy
Amy: my wife! Even better!
[ALTERNATE VERSION]
Amy: hey blaze
Blaze: yeah amy?
Amy: *shows blaze a pregnancy test* I'm pregnant (^///^)
Blaze: *shocked for suprise* wow!
8 months later
Amy: soon we'll gonna be a good mother blaze (^w^)
Blaze: yeah
Blaze's mind: OMG IM GONNA BE A GREAT MOM! (>///^\\\<)
That is what boingo, god of the knowledge, crystal ball & my book of thoth told me about this of past
This is moxxie·joestar & I made this book of thoth
Stay tuned & beware of it!
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Are you the kind of person that needs help opening jars or helps others open jars instead?
The Time Eater: I am, in fact, quite adept at opening not only jars, but other various food storage items such as cans, bottles and the fabric of reality. I did a gig as an electric can opener for some extra spending money during college, and that led me down an interesting career path as a paper shredder. I was shredding some confidential documents for a primordial entity who saw great potential in me and set me up with a gig as a, get this, mythical being with control over space and time itself. Man, Chris m'dude I'll never forget what you did for me back then, I was living THE life. Of course, I let it all go to my head and ended up crashing some dude's party for a shady man with a mustache. Absolutely RUINED my career there, talk about workplace drama. Anyway since retiring from that line of work I have found a stable office job and have a wife and two kids. I'll admit that it isn't as satisfying of a career however every time I look into my young son's eyes while opening up a jar of cosmic energy for him, I know I made the right decision.
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Top 5 Monsters of the Week?
Note that this mostly consists of "I like the aesthetic :3", cause most of them weren't used so well.... and I don't just mean what they tend to do with Eggman. This is also not counting giant monster transformations of regular characters, so no Metal Overlord, Devil Doom, etc.
5. Ifrit - I know it's basically just Iblis again, with a similarly uninteresting framing, but I actually prefer its design over Iblis, since the firebird template is more striking than a Diet Pepsi version of Chaos.
4. Biolizard - Unironically the part in Shadow's backstory that interests me the most. Forget Gerald, forget Maria, I wanna learn more about the Frankenstein dinosaur who shoved a space station up its arse. Its crude and slightly pathetic design works given the context.
3. Solaris - A cool light bird motif, and had the story been given better execution, it could have worked as a deliberate contrast to Chaos, instead of being separated into a clone of Chaos and a Shadow recolor.
2. Time Eater - I don't care that it had little backstory (at least Generations had the excuse of not focusing too hard on the story, compared to Dark Gaia and The End), Eggman FINALLY got control over one, so fuck it, it's my list and I can do what I want. Plus, its clockwork design and jerky movements are rad as hell.
1. Chaos - The original monster that was actually good and also had a lot of build-up ends up being #1. What a shock.
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