Raidin'

KILLA dump

Tarkov meme boi

Tarkov and Tetris, baby… Nothing better… Nothing better…

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happens to the best of us

Yesterday's stream of Escape from Tarkov is up on Youtube!

Tarkov explained in fight

Customs Chad  Art of my friend Emm3D on his favourite Tarkov map lol 

where are my efriends who want to game with me all day

I think it's literally insanity to keep trying the same thing, but here we try again at Customs: Dorms, Big Red, and also the trailer park. Gonna be bad.

I also forgot like, a raid somewhere in the middle, but I did get some video cards out.

Then we died again on a raid to dorms :<

KILLA in woods

Tarkov looks right up my alley as a shooter, but I am simply not paying for it. Not because I don't think it's worth it, but because putting your credit card info into any payment system that allows me to use a Home Depot or Panera Bread gift card as a valid form of payment on a website that isn't homedepot(dot)com or paneraread(dot)com seems like a great way to get your credit card info stolen.

🧻🧻 IT'S WIPE DAY!!! 🧻🧻

AND IT'S ALSO MY TWITCH PARTNER ANNIVERSARY!!! Everyone in Tarkov is starting from SCRATCH!!! Recoil and armor have been OVERHAULED, there's a new MAP, and you can now vault over OBSTACLES!!! SMELL THAT AIR!!! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE????!!

🧻🧻LIVE NOW!!!🧻🧻

i am simply the sexiest there has ever been

You may not accept it but this is by far the GREATEST build for early to mid wipe, this gun literally slaps and carries me every wipe. suppressor optional.

Firstly it’s chambered in 7.62 which is a great round overall good balance of raw damage and pen. Put PS in this bad boy early wipe and you will absolutely decimate and obliterate all the little paca gremlins running around customs. As the wipe goes on and said gremlins adapt via natural selection (they realize class 2 armor isn’t ideal) just start firing BP and it’ll do the trick.

Pretty much everything but the suppressor (optional) can be bought at lvl 1 traders and it’s cheap as fuck you can literally mass produce these things on scales that even the Soviets would envy like fr the whole thing only costs 53k you can literally make that back in 5 nanoseconds. Added benefit of it being so cheap is that you get guaranteed insurance cause who would fucking take this piece of shit /aff over other guns it’s literally worth nothing to resell.

The pilad scope is a mixed bag, unfortunately said mix is 90% shit and 10% slightly less shit. The eye relief really fucks with it like the shadows casted near the outer ring of the reticle is very extremely incredibly annoying. There are some good aspects however, its cheap, its the only lvl 1 magnified scope available for rails and the reticule itself is pretty clean. You can pretty much outrange all the early game goblins using smgs and ironsights so it’s pretty easy pickings

lastly, the pièce de résistance, the dong grip. made of the finest Romanian pine the dong grip offers increased ergonomics and decreased recoil all for the low price of 4k. While useful its true purpose should be classified as psychological warfare. By putting this on the gun you essentially tell the lobby that you are the SHIT, you tell the lobby that you aren’t afraid of anything or anyone, your hand firmly gripping it’s shaft floods you with a sense of comfort and confidence. Others see the grip and realize that you’re a person of pride, integrity and excellence they won’t even take it out of respect. It also looks kinda funny hehe.

that concludes my ted talk you can not change my mind i have already gaslit myself into believing it /lh