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billy-crudup · 2 years

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THE BOYS 3.05 | The Last Time to Look on this World of Lies

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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……wanna be bullied by the BakuSquad soooo badly…..

They just push you around so much, disguise it as a little teasing and fun, even though you cry and whine for them to leave you alone. It’s apart of the game, they always tell you once they’ve cornered you into empty rooms, that’s the whole point of playing with such a pretty thing like you.

And you think Mina is better, doesn’t associate herself with those stupid assholes, that you can find comfort in a, hopefully, female friend. But she’s just as icky, as slimy as the rest. She asks you to join her, come spar with her so she can perfect this one move she’s been trying, only for all four boys to already be there in the empty gym.

They all push you around, stand over you and laugh when you sit there and cry, Mina pinching your cheeks when you blubber up to her that you thought she was your friend.

Friends give each other favors, don’t they? She’ll ask you, already slipping her leggings down, already pushing you flat on your back, already stuffing her cunt in your face.

Friends offer themselves up, because they always want everyone around them to feel good, don't they? You hear her ask when you're pushed on your knees and there are too many fingers stuffing your cunt. When there's a weighty cock slapping at your cheeks, a hand squeezing at your face until your mouth drops open. When she comes around and shows you the right way to take a cock down your throat, before she's shoving it down yours next.

Friends like to get used as toys, don't they? She asks you as she sits back to play with her cunt while watching you get used and tugged and manhandled. Like some doll that too rough boys play with and fight over, pulling you and your mouth and your hole every which way they can. You can hear Kirishima and Denki fighting over who gets to fuck your ass first, Sero telling them to just double stuff you as he lazily fucks your mouth, Bakugou snarling from under you that its technically gonna be a triple stuff.

Friends take it all, don't they? She whispers to you, cheek to cheek, as she holds your mouth open to catch the sticky white all the boys shoot on your face. She grins when you nod enthusiastically, attitude turned around and adjusted when you realize that she's right, that she only has your best interest at heart, that this is truly what friends are for.

#I wrote the first few paragraphs in early December wooooowwwieeeee that's so crazy #what is wrong with me #anyway I wanna be bullied by them sooooo so so so so bad okay #they're all so hot and so strong and so mean but so condescending bc they're actually all obsessed with u #and her as the ring leader to lure you in mmmmmm I hear something purring #LMFAO im sorry okay I YAM #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#tw: bullying #bakusquad treats! 🍬

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spaciebabie · 1 year

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i love muscular women i love women who are absolutely jacked i love women who look like they could rip my head from my body i love women who could end my life with a single punch ta the jaw

#oh my godd #sorry. my demons.#spacie spoinks #god i love women have u ever seen a woman b4 guys arent they neat #fuck women are so pretty and cool #what the fuckinkg fuck #im looking up references and im getting a bunch of jacked women thats what inspired this godd they're so fucking hot #FUCK I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN I LO #OH MY GODDDD #HELP #GAY GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

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sukugo · 9 months

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im obsessed im never gonna shut up about this oh my god im never fuckign recovering oh shit oh fuck gikjsadkashiouepujksajkHOIHJFA

gojo's legs wrapped around sukuna's waist, the way he pulls sukuna closer, the way he clutches at sukuna's hair and buries his face in his neck. THE FACT THAT GOJO'S ALL SLASHED AND BLOODY. im so NOT normal about this oh my god

#ive fr been starign at this i can't stop looking at it. when i read it i had to stop i couldn't go on it was too much for me #gege said BOTTOM GOJO RIGHTS #his legs are wrapped so perfectly around sukuna literally the exact position for dick #also the second panel kinda kills me bc out of context it looks like they're fucking and mid-fuck gojo's made this super emotional confessi #on (with the way he's pulling at sukuna and his hair and nuzzling his neck) which has sukuna having a Moment #adsadkasjd #BUT THEN HE GOES DOWN AND HE'S SO BLOODY AND HE LOOKS SO HOT AND AJDHDSKFGJASDASD IM GONNA SCREAM #sorry my sukugo heart is in shambles im losing it i cant #jjk #sukugo #f.txt #SUKUNA JUST FUKC HIM COME ON HE ALREADY CAME AT U LIKE THTA #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 226

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xero013 · 1 year

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Allllll the fluff~ Lovin how you write these 3. Theyre adorable.

They're so in love, real 🚇⚡

(Thank you for liking how I write them! Have some fluff!

Speaking of writing and fluff, got to go finish writing that chapter🏃‍♀️)

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peacespun · 25 days

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i'm feeling uncharacteristically brave today so i'm running with it while it lasts -- consider this a very rare starter call but: you have to specify who you want or no babes for you and i will be capping this at 10

#they will also be based on the memes i have on this blog sorry not sorry #and this will NOT be reblogged so even if this doesn't get 10 i won't pressure myself to reblog it - me @ me #if i need extra help seeing a certain dynamic or i can't pick be ready for me to appear in your ims <3 #get them while they're hot folks

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benetnvsch · 1 year

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i love how bones always animates Kunikida with pointy lil teeths- that's so cool and sexy of them - so have this,,, crooked pointy teeth Kunikida,,,, ough yea :sadthumbsup:

(not sure if i actually like this or am just Used To It after staring at it for hours until 5 am - the sketch did not look like him SOLELY bc I couldn't draw his hair right and the smile threw me off LOL - also also,, my requests,,, are open as always- even if u sent before and haven't gotten to it yet I prommy I read and appreciate and will get to them when I have more time )

#she can smile as a treat #idc if it looks ooc LET KUNIKIDA EXPERIENCE JOY LMAO #kite draws #kite watches bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd #kunikida #kunikida doppo #:dances:#not sure if it looks actually good or I've just Gotten Used to it -#everything looks good if u throw a gradient map on it tho LMAO #inspired by ME and my fucked up lil chompers- I had braces on and off for like a decade and they're still fucky wucky #but they're cool and pointy so who's the real winner?#also this picture might have cost me my cs data structures grade bc I decided to draw it instead of finishing my already late assignment #and studying for my final but low-key who cares #IF ANYONE knows how to code a hashmap from a dynamically allocated array lemme know and I will draw u endless kunikidas for life -#GPA is temporary- Kunikida is forever or whatever KJDHKDJH #curious who actually read tags bc I be writing my life story here #sorry for oversharing guys will happen again </3 #but if u are reading this u are cool and hot and im kissing u on the forehead (platonically) mwah -#thank u #this is so cringe fail of me ill shut up now

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uwulouis · 3 months

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i need to stop talking to straight people or for straight people to stop talking to me fnsdfkd

#like idk am i mean #i don't like talking about guys djksnfk #like i truly i'm so bored i can't handle it #i need my friends to stop showing me pictures of the dudes they're dating and i have to pretend they're hot #or they tell me like #they have 1 thing in common with the guy and i have to be like omg incredible !!#or that like the guy wasn't a complete asshole and i have to be like woww he sounds so dreamy #like fr tell me am i being mean? nsdkf i am not interested at all #i'm sure he's gonna end up being a jerk like they all do #and then im gonna have to be like omg yeah he was a jerk you deserve better!!#and that's just always the cycle and it never ends #like is it mean that i'm just really bored #can you just talk about it with your straight friends jdfjk #idk like im just not interested at all #sorry i had to rant djsfnds #shut up laura

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lanayrutower · 6 months

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being a child of divorce will make you conscious of things like 'bird misogyny' and 'bird grounds for divorce'.

#making a post about it because i've reached rito village and i find it SO FUNNY how no one mentioned that the two most prominent rito women #(saki and amali) talk like they're being oppressed. saki is like 'my husband is teaching my toddler how to be a warrior even though i dont #want him to become one and also he's gone on some murderous revenge rampage that will likely get him killed and leave me a single mom.#could u help.' and it's like. girl im not sure ANYONE can help you now. leave him. meanwhile amali is juggling 5 kids while kass is off #doing... what /is/ he doing? fulfilling his teacher's wish? smtg like that? anyway they should both leave. it's not worth it.#freya talks loz #it's so funny. literally all i've ever heard about botw's rito is that they're warriors so i walked in assuming that meant everyone #and also the very many fanfics/art/comics talking about how teba would feel conflicted about leaving medoh to link because he's so young #like sorry babes i know he's hot but teba does /not/ feel conflicted about rearing child soldiers. he's creating one in his own house.#maybe he's different after the vah medoh quest or in totk but the whiplash of expecting that and warrior rito women and realising that's #not how it is at all is SO FUNNY.#rito women need to fly south to meet the town filled with hot muscular women to teach them about feminism. and bisexuality #i think i've met harth's wife too but i dont recall either her or him saying much about each other.

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widevibratobitch · 6 months

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me when im drawing parallels between my favourite characters from completely different media that have nothing whatsoever in common........ or do they

#sorry i just started thinking about gunshot wounds and martyr complex and manipulation #ambition corruption beauty vanity gender issues christianity age difference power imbalance rot and decay and necrophilia.........#im okay im okay im okay #im locking rodrigo aramis and fitzjames in a room with no windows and studying them through the one-way mirror #there is something. there IS a pattern. they're so different but also. are they..........#it seems that the only thing all three of them have in common is that they're hot and they like to fuck older men #hmmmmmmmm #see rodrigo and aramis are both manipulation queens with a corruption arc themes.#aramis and fitzjames are both incredibly GENDER and its all about masks and insane selfish ambition that dooms them in the end #fitzjames and rodrigo - the pride. the desperate need to be the martyr. the gunshot wound. the REAL old man fucking #(im cheating a bit with aramis cause athos is like what. 7 years older at best but shhh its ok he's still an Old Man. to me.#the difference in fitzjames's case is 17 and in rodrigo's about 40 so. yknow)#hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i need to make a chart. a diagram. hmmmmmmmm

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rin-enjoyer · 4 months

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When Kaguya first wakes up, all the world bends to her will for one, glorious moment. The stars stand breathless, and humanity's collective breath hitches, and the waters of the planet curl towards her. For a fraction of a second, everything is as it should be.

It all falls apart rather quickly, of course. Humans are exactly as she remembers them- stubborn, haughty creatures. There are five of them still awake when Kaguya arrives. They fight and they fight and they fight, and it is pointless, of course, but it is still... irritating.

Well. Four of them fight. As Kaguya deflects a punch from a pink one and dodges a bolt of lighting from an Uchiha, the fifth human stands back, still enraptured by Kaguya.

Her face hangs- not slack, not unwilling- it is no forceful awe that overtakes the human. She gazes at Kaguya with adoration on purpose- she takes a slow step in the direction of the fight, eyes fixed on Kaguya, and-

She can use this.

"If you wish to join me," Kaguya says, her voice echoing over packed dirt and scorched sky. "You must be willing to fight my battles."

A small smirk graces the corner of the human's lips. "As you wish."

"What?" the other Uchiha says, whipping his head around to stare at the fifth human in disbelief. "Rin, no, she's trying to take over the world- she's going to kill everyone Rin, you won't achieve your dream like this!"

"Didn't you ever stop to wonder for one moment what my dream was?" Rin snarls, her red eye spinning into its Mangekyō form. "Obito, I may as well be in the genjutsu with everyone else right now. This is what I've always wanted."

Obito's singular sharingan narrows in either grief or anger- Kaguya doesn't have the chance to discern which it is before Rin leaps at him, water dancing at her fingertips. It aids her movements, flows with her hits, and as she dances in and out of reality she pulls the water within Obito's veins. He chokes, over and over and over, trying to fight two enemies at once, neither tangible, and Rin finishes the fight.

Kaguya kills two of the human children- the yellow one makes his escape before she can catch him.

"He'll be heading to Konoha," Rin tells her, stepping away from Obito's body. "If he can wake up the people there... it'd be annoying for you."

"Noted," Kaguya says. "We will peruse him immediately."

Rin looks up at her like she's the sun and the stars and the rest of the sky all wrapped up together. She looks at Kaguya like she's more than just an invader from the moon. She does not respect Kaguya because she fears her. She loves Kaguya because, for some ineffable reason, she chooses to.

Kaguya will use that.

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Rin looks beautiful when her hands are stained in blood.

The thought surprises Kaguya, for a split second, but she pushes the feeling down, because of course it is beautiful. The blood represents another step taken towards her goals. When she sees the glistening red coat Rin's fists, highlighting every vein and scar, her heart beats faster. Rin turns to Kaguya, thick muscle evident in the motion, and meets her eyes. The mismatched scarlet and brown-

Kaguya turns away, and to her horror, feels a slight blush creeping across her face. The blood is beautiful, and her conquest is beautiful, but... From the corner of her eye, she sees Rin's face crinkle happily, and she has a sudden urge to grab it.

"Are you done?" Kaguya says, doing her best to swallow the... sudden realizations she has made.

"He doesn't have any blood left to bleed," Rin says, grinning like a shark.

"Good," Kaguya says. "Good."

Rin rolls her shoulders, and then lets her sharingan fade back to its base state. Kaguya cannot help but record every detail of the half-shrug to her perfect memory. All of a sudden, she is as enraptured with Rin as Rin is with her. Well- not suddenly. The more Kaguya reflects over the past weeks she has spent with her, the more she realizes that this affection has been building for a very, very long time.

"...you love me," Kaguya says, just as Rin is turning to leave, to hunt down the next of the scant individuals who managed to escape the infinite tsukuyomi. Her voice does not echo over the land like it usually does. She cannot bare to let it. The moment is too intimate to be used for intimidation.

"I do," Rin says. Her eyes search Kaguya's face.

"And I believe that I have come to love you," Kaguya whispers.

"Well, of course," Rin says, like she knew this would happen from the very moment she laid eyes on Kaguya. "I am the moth to your moon."

"My moth..." Kaguya says.

Rin tenderly moves to her, embraces her, and their lips meet, and-

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Kaguya glances at her moth. Rin is holding her head high, eyes alight with the reflection of distant fire.

Rin stares and stares and stares, her eyes empty behind the carnage. Sometimes, Kaguya wonders if there is anything behind Rin's easy air of romance and violence.

All they have left is quiet moments together. The world has burned and bled, and she and her moth sit atop the ashes of it all, together.

In these quiet moments, Kaguya has come to appreciate how empty Rin is. She wears a mask of a moth, and Kaguya doesn't think she even knows who she is underneath the mask.

Oddly, Kaguya finds herself drawn to the Rin she has not seen. She wants to gently peel the masks off until she finds the wraith of Rin who doesn't pretend to be anyone. It's an odd feeling, but not more unfamiliar than any of the attraction Kaguya has been experiencing lately.

Rin turns to Kaguya, and something slides over her eyes, and her face sharpens into something hard and beautiful- like carved, painted wood, she smiles. That's beautiful, too, but there's something intrinsically wrong with it. Kaguya almost likes the blank stares better.

"Does something trouble you, my moon?" Rin asks softly.

The pet name sends shivers up Kaguya's spine. "...nothing that needs to be addressed now."

Rin raises an eyebrow, but Kaguya shakes her head gently. "We have all the time in the world, now. Let's just watch the fields burn, for now."

Rin relaxes, and the mask comes off, and Kaguya stares at every curve of her impassive face, her hooded eyes, and slightly parted lips, and burns it into her perfect memory.

#au of an au where rin and kaguya win and its just the two of them. forevvvver #in a world full of sleeping and then dead people. lol.#also i dont know what happens in boruto dont tell me. unless rin shows up. i need to be notified of my girls appearances.#as always kaguya pov of the kagurin pipeline goes #1- “haha wow this guys in love with me thats so weird. well whatever i'll just use her.”#2- “ohhh haha she's kind cute. messed up but in a hot way. ummmm maybe we should kiss a little about it.”#3- “wow i think i actually love her thats so weird. also i think there is something deeply wrong with her on a fundamental level.”#which is just. SO FUNNY. meanwhile rin is on a constant “well i love space adn she's from space so i must love her”#and then bases her undying loyalty on that. girl your unresolved childhood identity issues are showing #nohara rin #naruto shippuden #kagurin #tw violence #sorry its just the dynamic of kaguya murdering the entire world and then turning to rin and going “are you empty inside :C”#“how can i teach you to be a person. i want you to be happy like im happy.”#healing arc time boys!!!! dont worry about the corpses those are just. they're not the thing thats wrong #horrific! unrelated to 90% of rins issues #EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR INCREDIBLY EVIL YURI!!!!

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everiistence · 10 months

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I CAN'T WITH THIS MUSIC VIDEO PLEASE god i hate this silly phantom sequel (what happened to meg. omfg) but ????? this?????? a different vibe altogether and i love. it opened on just. a projected black and white photo of sierra boggess on the wall. and i lost it

it's not even. humorous but it's humorous to ME. it's giving just. vevo love ballad music video. and sierra is just. featured. as she should ofc but it's. it's. mmhphhjkjlf;jakjklajk gjl !!!

#sorry i just Needed To Get This Out bc i love them and i do not know how to express that so voila #i've also been bothering my irls abt sierra boggess non stop for the last like 2 months so they get a break #i do love this song i must confess #also they're both so hot and i am so... hrhghrhgh #i like to joke in my mind (bc my irls wouldnt get it) that watching the 25th poto anniversary is insane bc everyone is sooo pretty #and im like hadley fraser !!! sierra boggess!!!! and then im like hm. well yes ramin karimloo too he's hot but um phantom makeup is too goo #god i love them sm #their chemistry is so great i love their friendship that one concert they did together 🥹🥹 it lives in my mind rent free #you dont understand how obsessed i am with them yoU DONT UNDERSTAND #Youtube

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feralattentionwhore · 11 months

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For someone who constantly talks about how obsessed they are with being teased I sure do be classing my gfs ✨existence✨ as a tease

#this post is at best mostly incoherent #but see #*gf exists and looks cute* me- “why would you tease me like this”#*gf stretches and can see tummy* *me - whines*#*gfs hands in view* *me - 🥺🥺can i have??🥺🥺*#why is their existence so hot #smell so good look so pretty act so cute be so nice be so good and mean act so hot look so adorable hhhh #-feel so good-#anyway when you're reading this my love #you just texted me and ive been writing the tags for so long without replying to you so sorry for kinda ignoring you #in my defense #im really cute #also writing these tags has reminded me how pretty they look when they're choking and fucking me from above and i can see their arm and 🥺#so good #makes feel small and nice #lgbt nsft #queer nsft #nblw nsft #nsft #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nsft wlw #wlw ns/fw #uk nsft #uk queer #uk lgbt #uk lesbian

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nygleskas · 5 months

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me vs watching a hbo show about rich siblings trying to take over their fathers business and instantly falling in love with the shunned family member who's just a silly little guy who also tries to commit blackmail whos name starts with a G

#.txt #i knowww i've made a post like this b4 but i can't find it rn bc the search function sUCKS so i'm reposting.#i can never compare my f/os enough i think its so funny how they're kindasorta similar #WAIT THEY ALSO HAVE A UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH A COWORKER/FRIEND (SCOTTY/TOM) HELP #ineed to make some gideon gifs There's like 4 out there in the world . also hi amber :3 #also i think i immediately loved gideon by the 2nd ep (he's like. properly introduced) and i literally started scn bc i saw a greg fancam #on twitter and qrtd it saying And i quote “idk who this bitch is but hes my boyfriend now” and i started it the next day #bc i couldn't get that fancam out of my head wKSNH #I LOOKED UP THE TWEET AND MY IMMEDIATE REPLY WAS “HE'S LIKE IF SHANE M.AD/EJ + DA/VI/D DA/STM/ALC/HI/AN WAS HOT” WJGSLHNJS????#AND ALSO “He's 6'6 i'm thinking” byeeee #sorry for being annoying in tags again im stopping

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healingheartdogs · 5 months

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Also the malinois person (h*rdybunch) on that malinois service dog post is literally one of the people I have worked with in person who had a mal SD that I am talking about specifically saying their dog DEFINITELY should have been washed. Their previous malinois SD was dog reactive and I personally watched that dog attack multiple other dogs unprovoked INCLUDING ONE OF MY DOGS AT MY OWN HOME when they temporarily lived with us in 2020. They also admitted in 2020 in discord to other SD handlers when discussing Mallow that she had snapped at children in public before and that they didn't consider it a problem worth correcting because she only did it when they were stressed, which is absurd and unacceptable in general but especially given that a large part of their disability is psychiatric and being in public greatly stressed them out by their own admittance. Mallow was actually ILLEGAL for them to be working by ADA standards for SDs because of her reactivity making her dangerous to the public and to other SDs. They should definitely not be giving out advice about service dogs because they knew that the whole time they were working her (she continued being worked for years after all this stuff in 2020) and they intentionally hid it from the general public.

That person is literally my #1 example of why protection breeds SHOULD NOT BE SERVICE DOGS and why I do not trust people who work them as SDs because they are almost always ignoring behaviors that make their dog unfit for SD work. Please stop listening to them about service dog stuff jfc.

#the very first time i met mallow we met up at a dog beach in FL #and mallow broke off from playing with Hermes to run a good 20 yards away #and attack some poor lady's LEASHED border collies that she was walking by with completely minding their own business #i literally have a video i was taking of Hermes to post online that fay that never got posted #because all you can hear in the background is mallow attacking that poor lady's dog #that is not a dog fit for service work #and yet Darcy continued working her knowing she was reactive and a potential danger #and intentionally lied about and hid it #he also did really irresponsuble things with her like putting her in downs in grocery stores and then just WALKING AWAY #sometimes even out of sight #as a way of showing off how good her down stay was #like he wasnt LEAVING A REACTIVE DOG THAT HE ADMITTED SNAPS AT STRANGERS UNSUPERVISED IN PUBLIC #PLEASE STOP ASKING DARCY FOR ADVICE #also ive had them blocked for a hot minute for being incredibly abusive so idk if their pronouns are still he/him so sorry if they aren't #i might think they're a dangerous and abusive person but im not trying to misgender them

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mistyfragrance · 5 months

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im soooooooo hungry for luoheng art please....... they've constantly been on my mind since THE official art BUT THERE'S NO CONTENTT pleaseee their dynamic is soooo good.......

#they also look hot together #THEY'RE SO HOT they will probably also get the friends to enemies dynamic.#listennnn dh invited lc to the express AND SMILED AT HIM.#lc called dh an “intriguing friend”???? not to mention the new party voice lines???????????#you cannot convince me they aren't canonicalllll #im sorry ive kept this inside myself for so long #please talk to me about them #luoheng #dan heng #luocha #hsr

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