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the triplets: *murmuring amongst one another*

Alois: what on EARTH are you lot babbling about?!

the triplets: *straighten up and look over at him*

Thompson: ... Timber was telling us how he's getting ready to do battle with the ants in the kitchen.

Alois, completely aghast: the kitchen has ants?!

Timber: don't worry, your highness, I'm going to take care of them.

Alois: well! see to it that you do! that's absolutely disgusting and I refuse to tolerate it in my house!

Canterbury: you needn't worry, he's very serious about this, milord.

Alois: good! well, then, Timber? get to it!!

Timber, walking into the kitchen:

Alois, rubbing his temples: at least that's going to be dealt with swiftly...

Timber, walking right the fuck back out of the kitchen:

Alois: what are you doing?! go take care of the ants!

Timber: we seem to have a small problem, sir.

Alois: and that would be??

Timber, looking around before whispering: they're plotting a revolution.

Alois: they're WHAT? you moron!!!

Timber: it's true! there's a swarm of them gathered in one corner. what else could they be doing?

Thompson: oh, no. that's no good.

Canterbury: mhm. they're staging a coup.

Timber: going to make off with the leftover pudding in the icebox.

Alois: AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS HOUSE?! GO TAKE CARE OF THOSE BLOODY ANTS OR I'M PLOTTING A REVOLUTION AGAINST /YOU THREE/!!! *storms up the stairs*

the triplets:

the triplets, in perfect unison: was it something we said??

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