the journalist ꨄ lando norris

the one where lando couldn't be happier with the journalist interviewing him. especially when everyone finds out it's his... wife?

thank you for celebrating with me 🫶🏻

Okay but the 🎀 anon ask has just started giving me dirty thoughts in my mind because I'm all about needy and obsessive chan.

So what if the second time they have sex and she's clinging onto him, her body trembling under his and he just loses it?

'You're my babygirl now, fucking mine'

ok first of all my brain exploded when you followed me and sent this ask because wow tmi i stalk ur blog every month, i think about your posts for DAYS.

but AHHH YES i knew you would be a needy and obsessive chan enthusiast because even without his perversion tendencies, chan is very clingy and loves intensely :( maybe a little too much!!!

in 🎀 anons original ask, i believe the reader was a virigin so not only does the debauched image of you mewling and writhing underneath him like he’s always imagined drive him up the wall, but the thought of being your first (and your only, chan will make sure of it) puts him at extreme risk of absolutely ruining you.

cue possessive chan whose need to claim you as his, to be your protector, to have you look and think about no one else but him invokes something primal inside his depraved mind. don’t be surprised if he suddenly observes that you’re too close for his comfort with someone else and decides to fuck you stupid that night!!!

you’re all his now and you should only need him and depend on him, right?? he can take care of you best and he’ll prove it to you!!!

the BABYGIRL part UGH i swear everyone cringes the fuck out at the pet name until it comes to channie and the stupid fucking photo on his phone. it drives me CRAZY especially him repeating it in lives and him outing his daddy kink!!! i think about it at least once a day.

miguel o’hara hand appreciation

his hands are estimated to be 11 inches

and wide enough to cover my face

that’s it, that’s the announcement

deep breathes, holly, deep breathes…AAAA—

GRGGRGGWGBARKBARKBAKRBAKBEKABRKNBANBARKBAKRB TRAINING SOAP TA BE A GOOD LITTLE SUB🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

Teach him how to take your cock properly, purposefully talk him through some of the most simple things like how to stretch himself just so you can watch his face turn red and hole clench around nothing, lube glistening on his spread thighs

Finger him while he chokes on your dick and scold him whenever his teeth graze it or when he has to pull back to take a breath but all he can think about is how your fingers are bruising his prostate

Don't let him cum until you have, squeeze the base of his cock and listen to him whine and sob about how he wants to be good for you, how much of a good boy he is

Pulling his hair might be difficult considering how short it is, so maybe use a leash, pull on it while you're plowing him from behind, praise him for how flexible he is as his back arches perfectly off the bed

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🚹 ANON THE WAY YOU WRITE MAKES ME WANT TO CRY ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND VIVID I BEG U TO POST UR WRITING SOON🙏🏼🙏🏼

BC THE ABSOLUTE VIVID PIC U PAINTED IN MU HEAD bc I cant stop thinking about when soap fails to deep throat and you don’t mind it’s okay you understand but he feels so sorry and he’s all teary eyed bottom lip jutted out while nuzzling his head against your leg basically begging for forgiveness and you’ll give him plenty of kisses while caressing his face gently perching him on your lap and letting him ride your dick at whatever pace he whats and in whatever way he wants to so that he can feel better because he’s a sweet boy who does his best and deserves so much love

ALSO THE FAWKING LEASH MY FAWKING GOD GOF BLESS AMWEICA FOR THIS subby boy soap who loves the marks left behind on his throat who loves caressing them and looking at them in the mirror who loves jerking off while touching them who loves being reminded of who he belongs to who cant help but think how much you love him by leaving all these pretty little marks on him

Also bringing in the rest of 141 to help train him give him little commands in front of them so he can show how good he is I hope I die for real

The way the sweet Angel will lay his head down on price’s thigh, eyes wide and mouth parted while waiting for permission to suck price’s dick and there’s such a big smile on price’s face as he pulls soap onto his crotch and lets him mouth on his clothed cock

one of the reasons why i love jealous haechan headcanons so much is because he seems so secure and confident and smug of himself that i never really see him as someone who gets jealous easily. so in the small moments that he does become possessive you know it really got under his skin and its so hot to think that you'd have that much control over him imagine him losing his mind because he's never had to feel THIS nervous and desperate before like i kinda want this self-assured man trip over himself for assurance that i have eyes FOR HIM AND ONLY FOR HIM hahaahdjashd im rambling

hello anon sorry i took sooo long with this! ur literally me because i don't know if i find jealousy in itself hot, or just the IDEA of haechan being jealous... and i've literally always always wanted to write it. nothing hurts me more than a fic where a neo is with someone else </3

you are absolutely right in that haechan is so confident and self-assured but also sometimes he's so intimidating when he's upset or frustrated beyond words. i would interpret the leo moon in his chart as him having jealous tendencies that have more to do with pride. if you were in a relationship, i can see him first basking in the glow of having someone that everyone wants, being a little cocky about you belonging to him, relishing the way others do a double take when they see you together. but as this goes on it starts to bother him, and i can see him being so upset at himself for being so unhealthy and possessive, because in his rational mind he knows he trusts you, and you would never cheat on him, but he just can't help feeling upset when strangers get too close and start to hit on u. it's something he can't really explain, but he would definitely be a little more rough with you as he pulls you away, and he would drop the customer service voice and generally light-hearted manner for something far more authoritative and cold, acting like everyone other guy trying to hit on you is beneath him (and to be honest they are). rather than show them you're his, he doesn't feel the need to prove himself to them and would probably remove you from the situation and take his frustration out on you (with your consent ofc). yes he's a performer, but he also knows the importance of leaving room for imagination

however if he's crushing on you, i can see him being soooo insecure and sweet and pouty. he needs attention and love from you, and feeling it slip away would crush him. i feel like he could get a little withdrawn, despairing at the fact that god forbid you are even looking at another man. but he's so cute like this when he's nervous and lost in his thoughts, and when you inevitably pay attention to him again he would actually have hearts shooting out of his eyes and i think that this little emotional journey might actually prompt him to confess

YEAHHHHH BUDDDYY

thoughts on kylar. just regular ol kylar :)

just a lil fella that wants the best for you! what do you mean your clothes are going missing? that's so weird! good thing you have kylar here to keep you safe :)

i love kylar. i feel like you can do so much with them writing wise because they are so weird about their obsession with pc! (like. when you act like them a delusional yandere in the haunted house i thought kylar would be over the moon. wdym you're running away and hiding under a table???) so they're simultaneously a pussy and a crazed yandere at the same time.

i just want to scoop them up and squeeze them really tight

i feel extremely unstable but i really want to fuck dazai rn like softly murmuring into his ear about how good he’s doing as you fuck him from behind, trailing your hands across his body and making him whine in satisfaction. or going rough on him, bending him over and fucking him til he can’t think -💋

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEeeeEE he’s trying to keep himself propped up on his elbows but he’s so fucked out he keeps falling so he finally gives up, face smooshed into the pillow as he just exists in the ecstasy of getting fucked. like you said just whispering to him how he’s doing so good, being so good for you, and all he can do is whine and whimper as he starts tearing up. he feels so full and so stimulated he literally cant think or talk and he knows he’s gonna be so sore later but goddamn does it feel good 💔💔

Her name is Pancake

His name is Cayde

Pancake you are so silly and cayde you are so pretty

YEAH

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pls enjoy :)

ANON MY HEART OH MY GOD

the second and third one (especially the THIRD ONE WITH THE KISS) HOLY FUCK

did u know VE Schwab named Victor and Eli after her own names (Victoria Elizabeth) bc every so often I forget & have only just remembered bc of ur viciousposting. insane

HER NAME IS VICTORIA ELIZABETH???? no wonder she wrote Victor the way she wrote Victor... but also that is the wildest tidbit I've ever heard oh my god making your own lore to fit your name as a silly easter egg is the most hashtag real thing an author has ever one she is truly one of us

hi, you can probably guess who i am bc ik you read my fanfics but as someone who is notoriously bad at posting fanfictions regularly how do you do it?? whats ur secret?? since you’ve had ur a03 for less than a year lol

Man I wracked my brain trying to figure out who you could be but I have a singular brain cell lmao.

And honestly? The only “secret” I have is that I get extremely fixated on things, like to the point where they don’t leave my mind, and that happened with South Park. I’ve always had a really active imagination too which means NO shortage of ideas lmao. As for the actual writing of the fics, I usually draft them mentally first, like while I’m at work or trying (failing) to fall asleep so they come together pretty quickly.

I also post a lot because I primarily operate in oneshots, which means the burnout risk isn’t as high as with multichapter stories. And most of the multichaps I do only don’t get abandoned because they CONSUME my mind and I can’t leave them unfinished.

ALSO I absolutely thrive on validation so every comment or kudos I get motivates me to keep writing what I love!

The entire reason I started writing SP fanfiction was because while I’ll generally read pretty much anything, I wanted to write EXACTLY what I wanted to read, like the specific ships and tags and tropes. Specifically fluffy injury hurt/comfort lmao. There wasn’t enough out there and I decided that’s something I was gonna change.

TLDR: write what makes you happy, and don’t force creativity. Have fun with it!

i just wanna say as one of the cm punk girlies who went through every stage of grief during his absence before finally having our dreams slowly come true before our eyes. im so honored to be passing that baton to the hookhausen girlies now. all this time danhausen literally never stopped posting on socials about hook & hinting (as well as saying outright several times) that hookhausen WILL be back as a storyline... you KNOW when hes cleared and back from his injury again that collision is where he'll be making his return, considering he's legit besties with brody and punk, and with orange over there thats probably where all the best friends stuff will happen... you know his return is gonna be fucking huge, the pop will be insane... and now just within the past few days we have hookhausen tag team box set figures that instantly sold out of PREORDERS, plus the revelation that theres bespoke hookhausen dlc for the AEW video game coming out later this month. these are only a few of the dots in play and i have a good feeling about the way theyre gonna connect. keep the faith hookhausen warriors i believe your time is coming

cm punk girlie in my inbox, i love it. BUT THIS IS ALSO WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGG !! when danhausen is cleared, u better believe hookhausen will be on the rise idc !! and OMG YES. i saw that their duo action figures quite literally sold out within a day or two of them being up for preorder. so yes, i don’t care if i sound delusional on this blog, hookhausen will be making their comeback!!

Ok ok because the thought of this was brought to my attention tonight and I'd never thought of it before

Sam/Elizabeth

oooh oh i think i'm obsessed with this now!!!

they would be a fucking POWER couple they would run the sgc in the best way possible. they're both such badass boss babes and they would make everything so efficient. idk how to explain it but they would be the most powerful couple ever and they would be unstoppable

which of your iterations of dabi and tomura would be the most/least likely to let reader stack donuts on their cock :3

this is quite possibly the best question i have ever received in my entire life, ever.

LMAOOO hmm okay from most likely to least likely:

flawless tomura (and then he’d make you eat them off his cock)

bmb dabi (who would also make you eat them off his cock & demand you feed him one as well)

dark academia dabi (surprising, i know, with how goddamn pretentious he is but he likes to have fun and he def wouldn’t say no, tho he’s probably going to tease you for ‘being an idiot’ lmao)

twin dabi

dark academia tenko (who’s like uhhhh? you’re a weirdo, but sure i guess? if it’ll make u happy? like he totally cannot wrap his head around why you want to do such a thing but eh he doesn’t care that much)

tag dabi (he’s like really, baby? are you for serious right now? but begrudgingly allows it anyway)

touya-nii (if he’s high enough and in a good mood he’ll probably say yes, then he’ll force you to make him cum all over the donuts while they’re still stacked on his cock & then he will make you eat all of the cum-glazed donuts, including forcing u to use bits of donut to mop up any cum you’ve spilt, because good girls don’t let their big brother’s cum go to waste, not a single drop!)

twin touya

bmb tomura (he’s saying no, absolutely not, because it’s fucking unsanitary and there’s no way he’s allowing you to get powdered sugar and melted chocolate icing all over his fucking cock, thank you very much!)