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Dorian’s “Can you get revenge on the whole universe” line really stuck out to me because, like, yeah, that’s how it feels sometimes. Even in this specific context: sometimes D&D is a fantasy of awesome adventures with your friends, and sometimes it’s a fantasy of a profitable freelance career where you regularly get 8 hours of sleep, and sometimes it’s a fantasy of being able to react to grief and frustration and fear and injustice by going out and killing shit about it, because this is a world where the average moral code is overall more okay with lethal violence as a means of conflict resolution and sometimes people in it decide to, and refuse to stop doing, objectively evil things like unleashing potentially world-destroying god-eaters.

Wouldn’t it be nice to take all that hurt and fury and unleash it on someone who deserves it? Whether or not they deserve it in direct connection with the cause of your pain? When you’re mature enough to know that making someone else hurt doesn’t make yourself stop hurting, that sometimes there’s just grief and injustice because that’s, ha, how the dice fall on this bitch of an earth; but, god, you wanna anyway?

TTRPGs: for when you know it’s a bad idea to be a serial killer or even arsonist in real life, but damn, you can’t stop a war or fix or an unequal economy or reverse any of the deaths of your loved ones, so you want to just once cast Wall of Fire in a tight maze pattern then stand near the entrance bloodily chopping down anyone who makes it out, secure in the knowledge that there’s a cosmic justice to your wrath. It sure FEELS like there’s a cosmic justice to your wrath. You’ve been wronged and there’s no one specific to blame beyond The Way The World Works; surely it’s time to give a little back.

FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING I CAN'T EVEN I CAN'T EVENNNNN!!!!!!!!! ECLIPSE ONLY BEING PROUD OF LUNAR ONCE THEY HANDLE THINGS HIS WAY. ECLIPSE THINKING LUNAR FINALLY "GOT IT" AND BEING DISAPPOINTED THEY AREN'T HANDLING THINGS THE "BITE FIRST THINK LATER" WAY ANYMORE. I'M GUNNA BE ILL

IM KILLING EVERYONE IN THAT WRITERS’ ROOM AND THEN MYSELF

👽// 14 hours later and im free from work…………..i lowkey try not to make these posts too often but………… 14 HOURS!!! my BED TIME alert went off while i was still working to let me know it’s time to wind down for — YOU WONT EVER BELIEVE THIS — WORK TOMORROW !!!

Are you more a killing fan or a maiming fan?

hmmmm....... iam quite fond of both, they come in a pair...... what is a chorus without a bridge? a climax without a setup? and yet iam expected to kill without maiming.... cruelty, cruelty.....

how i want to react every time somebody says this shit to me

thinking abt how hiccup navigated and successfully thwarted a lot of viggo grimborn’s most complex plans, going toe to toe with a man so many people in his own alliance thought was terrifying for his strategic cunning, earning his respect not because of prior achievements but due to his sheer intelligence. and how dean completely Axed all of that in the third movie so whatever plot convenience dumbshit narrative he brewed up from the depths of dreamworks’s amatonormative isolation-pilled dungeon wouldnt get smeared by him in literal minutes

anyone else ever get the urge to fight someone. like you just. want to fight someone for no reason. not even anyone in particular just. someone.

greetings followers new and old as well as mutuals, sorry I've been so inactive the horrors have been endless

i've also been hyperfixating on a bunch of stuff and the newest (only 2 days old at this point) fixation is strong enough that i want to add to my list of transgender names

lately I've been really getting into hating advertising and hating having to pay corporations in order to be free of them

Wanted to tell you that YES while all that happened bakugo is (even tho being held by multiple people) just laying on the ground for multiple chapters

it's incredibly funny to me bc like irl it's been. almost a year since that chapter came out. and he's been lying there the whole time. he's one of my favorite characters but tbh i really want the story to finally cut back to him and have edgeshot pop back out and go "yeah no there's nothing i can do he fuckin dead" bc it would be so freaking funny.

ofc it'd also be pretty bad writing but that's neither here nor there

cause of death: "Jonathan eyes Will. He knows his brother too well. Knows he’s hurting."

it should be legal to kill your professors for any reason whatsoever

@janusflipped

:) oh i'll bite