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#Sometimes The Only Way Out Is As A Carcass: Stanley & Doomsday ☆The-Haunted-Office☆
chaosmultiverse · 7 months
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"Do you just like to watch, or would you like to join me?"
Doom to Stanley (She's probably destroying something in the office :p)
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Stanley was watching her try some knife throwing, targeting paintings and signs on the walls, each time she hit something he clapped.
"I cannot say I have done that before, are you sure? I might hit something I should not and the last few, periods of time have been a little physically rough, I do not want to push my luck."
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chaosmultiverse · 4 months
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Although Doom has been avoiding Stanley ever since the incident with the piano, not wanting him to see her upset and also not really wanting to talk about it, she can't really put it off any longer. She hasn't had any success finding Johnson's office and she misses Stanley besides, so she goes to wherever he is and strolls up to him with her hands in her pockets.
"Hey, Stanley," she says, giving him a small awkward smile. "How's it going?"
(We can say this is before the weird intercom thing)
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Stanley has mostly been staying on the firdt three floors of The Haunted Office & exploring any basement there might be, he has admittedly become a little hyperfocued on finding those boxes of stuff since he found one and showed it off to Cyrus. Something about there being a dead Stanley in a freezer in the building made Stanley want to find items & burry them too, he had already wanted to and well yes, the recent events made that thought overwhelming.
Either way when he spots Doomsday he beams a smile. He had really missed her, even if he did understand why she needed the space, it took a lot of mental effort to remind himself to not run over & hug her, if he was gonna do that he should ask & right now was probably not the time.
"Doomsday! Good to see you!" He signs before going over to her offering a high five for a greeting.
"It has been... Honestly I am not sure how to explain orher than I feel a bit like a mouse or something crawling around the office. I... How have you been?"
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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"Why are you so mean to me? "
Doom to Stanley. She's probably whining about something that's not mean at all, just being a brat. :p
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Stanley let out a small laugh "Is asking you not to burn the desks really that mean? We could go outside and set stuff on fire out there, or I dunno, a universe made of desks and burn those."
He did enjoy wrecking things with Doomsday but he did also want to show respect to Cyrus's office.
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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"Now, Staney, listen. Listen very, very carefully—I killed Lance, and I liked it."
Doomsday telling Stanley about an ex-friend she killed.
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Stanley did listen carefully, nodding at her words. He wasn't totally sure what to make of this one, but he was sure she had her reasons.
"They must have been a real asshole, yes? I know you would not kill someone for just the hell of it."
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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"you can't call me pampered. nobody's peeled a grape for me in weeks."
Doom to Stanley x)
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Stanley laughed a little "Well I do not have any grapes either so it will have to stay that way sadly." Really he hadn't had food, any sort of food in probably... Did tea count?
"If I had some though I would totally feed them to you if you asked."
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chaosmultiverse · 7 months
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💋
You can pick who gets it! (evil) x)
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2 = Doomsday! 1/5 kiss asks.
He and Doomsday had been up to some shenanigans, in this case Stanley had asked her if she could summom or grab a bed or something bouncy, Stanley hadn't gotten to jump around, no counter, no bug, in a very long time & he knew she won't judge, she'd probably be jumping around having fun with him!
He had probably bounced around for at least a hour, with Doomsday or with her watching before the stinging in his arm got bad enough that he stopped and laid down.
He looked over to Doomsday, a warm smile, he was glad he had met her, there was a happiness, nearly infectious, that he felt whenever he was around her.
He leaned over slowly, and then kissed either her forehead, right above a eyebrow or if she was standing above him he took ine of her hands and kissed it like how a knight would kiss a princess's hand.
"Thank you." He mummered.
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chaosmultiverse · 4 months
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[ movie night ] sender and receiver have a movie night complete with snacks, blankets, and lots of pillows
For Doom and Stanley!
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Stanley been the one to suggest this, he had been researching movies that came after the cut off point of his media awareness which was muddily around 2013, so he had a lot to catch up on, one of the movies that caught his attention was Knives Out and its sequel Glass Onion, it seemed like a fun time and who didn't like a little mystery.
As for snacks he left that up to Doomsday, though that did make him wonder if she actually... Ate stuff, he couldn't recall her doing so but his memory was never the best.
"I really hope we like this, I've read it's really funny but with a good heart, also saw people want a Muppets crossover so, that's promising. Have you seen this before? I probably should have asked before we got to this point." Stanley spoke, huddled under a blanket close to Doomsday.
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chaosmultiverse · 5 months
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As the final few seconds tick down to midnight to ring in the new year, everybody is counting down. And at the moment the clock changes over, there is cheering and fanfare and celebration. Caught up in it all, Doom takes Stanley's hands and leans in to kiss him, not too much to invade his space but enough to make her intentions clear, thus giving him room to decline. If he doesn't pull away, she fully intends on kissing him on the mouth and claim it's for celebrating the New Year.
(Here you go! Here's the excuse she's been looking for. :p)
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This was his first new year's! He was excited, he had watched some movie and tv scenes on YouTube to know what to expect, it was nice to be around friends, not alone and actually have time move forward in a way that actually mattered.
So he was prepared for the countdown, and the celebration, but he found himself surprised when Doomsday took his hands, and then- he knew from the movies what this was, but it was strange to be in first person. While he was surprised and felt flustered he didn't lean away no in fact he leaned in.
Stanley's kiss is a little... Awkward, it's like how one would his a pillow or a cheek, Stanley in his memory hasn't kissed before, this is his first kiss in living memory.
Once it ends Stanley is just looking at Doomsday, a little stunned but also happy, a small smile on his face as he tries to process that they just kissed.
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chaosmultiverse · 5 months
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🚼
Okay here you go, let's see for Stanley and Doomy. x3
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send me a 🚼 and a ship I’ll use a doll-maker to design what I think a child between our two muses would look like
Hazel
Hazel is a wild child much like her mother and father, she is a very chipper punk who knows how to run her mouth. Growing up with a mother who could take her anywhere in the multiverse and a father with a love for nature and urban exploration has definitely led Hazel to be one to explore across the multiverse looking for cool and interesting things.
Due to the odd situation surrounding her birth, alongside the odd situations of her mother and father she has the ability to see souls and spirits, and is capable of forming a bound with a player like Stanley is but has avoided that entirely given uh... How much of a issue it was for her father.
As for intrests I can see her being into street racing and otherwise driving, alongside joining in with helping her mother with crimes for fun, in her spare time she would also probably enjoy investigating supernatural mysteries with her aunts and uncle.
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chaosmultiverse · 5 months
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For Christmas, Doomsday presents Stanley with a bouquet of handmade glass flowers - yellow roses, like the ones she gave him when they first met.
"Made them with my own hands, hehehe, not so hard to do when you can manipulate fire," she snickers.
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Stanley looks at the gift with stars in his eyes, it was a very strikingly well thought out gift, he would treasure them.
"I love this, thank you so much! I made you something too thorugh it is hardly as impressive." Stanley signs, hands a little jaggery with excitement from the gift, he then hands her a card he made, he could have possibly asked for help getting a item but he wanted to make something for her and right now his creative skills were a little limited.
It was hand drawn, on the front was a rough drawing of Doomsday herself, she seemed to be in a scene from How The Grnich Stole Christmas with the sley full of taken presents, in the place of Max was a even cruder drawing of Stanley himself, in the reindeer costume Max wears in the story
Inside the card was another drawing, this one also of Doomsday and this time burning down a Christmas Tree farm it appeared and on the other side was a note in Stanley's hand writing
"Merry Christmas, I have really been enjoying my time with you and I look forward to a new year with you, hope you get everything you want this year -Stanley [Inset Last Name Here]"
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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❝ i'm never leaving you. you're stuck with me. ❞
Doomsday to Stanley!
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Stanley let out a happy laugh and went to hug Doomsday, nuzzling his face into her arm.
"Good! Because I'm not going anywhere too, it'd be awkward if only one of us felt like that."
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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❛ I should be dead. Why am I still here? ❜
Doom to Stanley
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"I have no idea, both literally as in I do not really understand what specifically you are but also like- I do not know on some cosmic level why anyone is anywhere. But I am glad that you are here, and I am here, I do not need to understand why it is, I am just thankful it is." Stanley signed, looking at her with fondness.
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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"HOOHOOOHOHO! Am I looming?! Am I looming?! Hey tree look at me, I’m looming right now! "
Doom and Stanley! Oh boy, I might send a few of these, so no rush on them. x)
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They were on the egde of where the office was and the woods outside, Stanley didn't want to end up with everyone thinking he didn't like the woods now, so he requested to spend some time, in the day, not in the woods, he didn't want to immediately go in the deep end in that regard.
"I am pretty sure normally when someone looms they aren't yelling, I think what you're doing is jump scaring the trees." Stanley said with a smile, looming or not he was having fun being with her.
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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Doomsday pops straight up out of the floor without any warning and seems to be more excitable than usual because words spill out of her mouth like a broken dam.
"Stanley! There you are. How's it going? So! Heard you hadn't seen any movies lately. Let's fix that! Got some good ones out there, lots of good ones, ehehehe. How about something in the spirit of the season? Good ol' spooky movie, oooOOOoooOOoo. Unless you're not into that, then we could always watch like, I don't know, The Great British Baking Show or something, although that's not really a movie, but still. Anyway! What do ya say?"
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Stanley does jump back in surprise but seeing Doomsday eases up immediately, and smiles, after all she seems excited so something good must be happening.
"W-" Stanley starts but Doomsday is talking so fast that his signing won't be able to keep up so he elects to wait and address things one at a time.
"I would love to watch a scary movie with you, I am sure you have great taste in the genre. Which do you have in mind?"
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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✘Stanley, have you seen that action figure of yourself in Doom's room yet? What do you think of that?
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"There is a action figure of me? I- where- why- how- Uh, I hope she is enjoying having it? Admittedly I find it a little... Weird that one of my friends owns merch of me but... I guess it hurts no one? I hm... She could have asked me for one of my Stanley statues..."
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chaosmultiverse · 6 months
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"Be honest, Stanley, do you hate me for what happened in the woods?" Doomsday seemed extremely hesitant before spitting the question out like she couldn't get it out fast enough.
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Stanley looked very taken it back by Doomsday's question, did she think he'd turn on her that easily?
"You would have to do so much more than just that for me to hate you Doomsday, you're my friend, I don't hate you, at all."
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