R.D.

"People only ship Sasuke and Naruto because they kissed once and it was just a comedy gag."

Meanwhile the entire series:

sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?

naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke

sakura: 🫢

ino: 🤣

sasuke: ❔

valentines night ✨ (cropped)

Sasuke and naruto kissed in episode 1 and then proceeded to make it everyone else’s problem for another 700 episodes

every time i remember that this exists i lose my mind a little more

"Oh, sorry, did I push you?"

Naruto season 1 episode 3, forever in my heart

Emo SNS 🖤🩷

Going back to my roots

*after a day of training* Kakashi: Great job, kids! Your endurance is getting better and your techniques are becoming more concise and refined. In another couple of weeks you should be able to -- Sasuke: Why are you standing there lying? I'M doing a great job. MY techniques are improving. *points at Naruto* This guy is still the same loser you started training months ago. Naruto: Shut up, Sasuke! You've got those cheater-eyes! ANYTHING you do is easy when you have eyes that do everything for you, dattebayo! Sasuke: Tsk; even blind-folded I could train circles around you. Dobe. Naruto: Oh, yeah?! Well - *the two get into a heated argument while Kakashi and Sakura stand off to the side* Sakura: You know, I've been thinking, and I think I know a way to end this constant fighting. Kakashi: Do whatever you have to do, child. Those two are getting on my last nerves. Sakura: Oi! You guys! Remember that time you kissed at the academy? Sasuke, blushing: You mean the time HE attacked ME for no reason? Naruto, also blushing: I didn't attack you, I got pushed into you! I'd n-never kiss you on purpose like that! Sakura: But what if you did? What if you guys DID kiss on purpose? Who do you think would be better? Naruto: Me, of course. Sasuke just sat there like a tree last time! Sasuke: Yeah, well, your mouth tasted like miso and spoiled milk! Naruto: Doesn't matter; I'd STILL be better than you! Sasuke: No you wouldn't!! Naruto: Oh, yeah?! *grabs Sasuke and kisses him* Take that, asshole! Sasuke: What the hell? That was TERRIBLE! A GOOD kisser knows to do it softer, and more gentle, like ... *takes Narutos face between his hands and gives him a demonstration* Naruto, blushing fiercely: T-that still wasn't great, Sasuke. You need to put some force behind your lips, like -- *kisses him to show him what he means* Sasuke: W-well ... well you didn't touch my face or my hair or anything! It needs to be more like -- *the two go quiet as they demonstrate different techniques on each other* Sakura, to Kakashi: See? What'd I tell you? Kakashi: Kakashi, tearing up and patting Sakura's head: You truly are my favorite student ...

kishimoto showing his editors how his two totally straight MCs are going to meet

some facts about the most iconic kiss:

MOVE OVER EVERYONE I CAN DRAW KISSING

ITS OVER FOR YALL./j

Naruto has a multitude of characters where their writing is heavily based in queerness and queer experiences. From the devotion two characters have for one another to a point where they would trust each other with their lives, to feeling like the other one is the only person who truly to their core understands them and accepts them for who they are despite their flaws and issues they’ve done in the past.

Naruto as a series is so queer in its writing that the writer - whether intentional or not - made the main two characters always run after each other even if one of them fell into darkness, saying he’d shoulder the pain he’s holding just so he can be near him and you’re saying you think… Obito is gay?? The guy who literally lost his mind over a girl??

Edit: I’m talking about canon btw. Hc if you’d like I’ll always support that, but he’s not canonically gay or bi. His character is rooted in his love for a girl and the only reason he saved kk was to have time alone w Rin because he didn’t want him interfering. He’s in love w Rin and only Rin in canon🙇‍♂️

I did it, I made them kiss ~

I redrew this like 4 times and I’m still not happy with it…I’ll probably try again soon >.<