-- taciturnTachi [TT] began pestering you at 23:02 --
TT: lookit this thing.
TT: shit.
TT: masterpiece of craftsmanship.
TT: we make ‘em any size.
TT: providing for your lil’ pecker needs since 1998.
TT: get your own today for just 8.99 of that cold, hard dinero.
-- taciturnTachi [TT] ceased pestering you --
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GU3SS WH0 G0T TH3 H34VY-DUTY THR34D TH3Y N33D3D F0R D3N1M SMUPP3TS‼️‼️‼️
1M G0NN4 ST4RT S3W1NG T0N1GHT! W3LL, 1 N33D T0 CUT 0UT TH3 P4TT3RN 4ND SH1T F1RST, 4ND M0V3 TH3 S3W1NG M4CH1N3 D0WN T0 MY R00M. 1 G0T M4CH1N3 N33DL3S F0R D3N1M 4ND TW0 D1FF3R3NT K1NDS 0F THR34D: H34VY-DUTY 4ND UPH0LST3RY H34VY-DUTY. 1M G0NN4 3XP3R1M3NT W1TH B0TH 4ND 1D R34LLY 4PPR3C14T3 1T 1F TH0SE 0F Y0U WH0 G3T 0N3 L34V3 R3V13WS 0F H0W W3LL TH3Y H0LD UP!
1M H0P1NG T0 H4V3 ST0CK UP BY TH3 3ND 0F TH3 M0NTH. 1LL P0ST UPD4T3S 0F 34CH SMUPP3T 4S TH3YR3 C0MPL3T3D.
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we saw the plush bottoms in their full round glory... whaddabout the plush smuppet noses what lenght and girth are we talkin here
LONG STIFF SNOUT, PERFECT FOR SNIFFING, SNUGGLING, SUCKIGN, AND MAYBE EVEN
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Smuppet Commissions
Price: $45AUD/$30USD + shipping. Payment to be made via PayPal.
Completion Time: 2 - 3 weeks + shipping; all smuppets are made to order.
Please note; I’m based in Australia. Shipping cost & time may be greater than you think. Please ask for an estimation if there are any concerns.
Colours: All in the images, or any other colour upon request. Some colours may not be available depending on local supply.
Material: All smuppets are made using either craft felt sheets or felt by the meter. Exact fiber composition varies between colours, for details please ask.
Please DM me on here on tumblr, or on Discord @lolliepops_rox to place an order!
Even if you're not wanting to commission, please consider reblogging, as it helps a lot!
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A sketch of @benjaminutes during today's stream, pondering the Smuppet.
Day 1 of the charity Homestuck Live-read, benefitting TRANS LIFELINE, he already raised $5,000 dollars! We still got Saturday and Sunday left. Consider coming by then, from 10am to 8pm PST at twitch.tv/benjaminuteslive !!!
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even after god their, Dave still has snippet scars , cause the universe is funny that way
i didn't want to make him sad, he's happy :) (also got an excuse to use my FAV baby is you quote)
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Three of Pentacles
This is part of a series. You can look at my other cards here.
Smuppet time
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the most embarrassing photo at the christmas party
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@the-muppet-joker fanart.
it’s you, as a smuppet. enjoy. i love smuppets so much.
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H3S D0N3!
F1RST 0F F1V3 1M G0NN4 S3LL 0N 3TSY! 1D L1K3 Y4LL T0 M33T B4ST4RD
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A very special thanks to @tardigrade-train for being my first commission! May Zest's journey to you be safe and swift!
Want a smuppet too? Check out my commission post!
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apple juice party
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This smuppet is a First Guardian.
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Sorry
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