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I went from "eww shiping incest is gross" to loving a number of incest ships because of you
micro influencerism REAL 💅
send LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.
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Tubbo ending stream with saying "Also I'm not actually homophobic, I just make jokes and if you see someone saying I'm homophobic please correct them. I mean I have had two boyfriends before sooo........that kinda puts that to bed right...........cause they've put me to bed so you know anyways goodnight byeeee"
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#Why king#Unfortunately my streamer#tubbo#Mika's billboard bangers#This one really resonated with y'all huh skskskksks#Tub my beloved#Tubferal
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Did you really think an egyptologist wouldn't double tap your ass?
the post had like. 300 notes. when the egyptologist sniffed me out. the post was supposed to fade away into the abyss, secret safe with my drunken ass who found a clunky old hieroglyph translator online and thought... yeah. no one will know. hilarious. a little personal joke for me. there were no relevent tags. nothing to bring them to me. i thought i was safe. i thought they wouldnt find me. i didnt know they were professional sniffer dogs or perhaps easily summoned old gods. do you understand. i was burrowed in my little hideyhole and they ripped me out by the neck with my pants pooled at my ankles. they doubled tapped my ass man. they did.
#skskkskskskksksk#no yeah i dramatize it for comedy but i was drunk and honestly though no one would know#i forgot what i wrote even skskskksks#mommy boyfriend post
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not to be gay as fuck but OMG
#namtan tipnaree#kapook phatchara#vi.txt#they did this for my bday and bday only#can't believe gmmtv had a starlympic for me SKSKSKKSKS
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#lawrusso#cobra kai#drafts#Memes only I and three other I sent this to will find funny#usushshshhshs#nsft#there is a dick joke#Why do I have so many tweets about blond men? I liked a few and now I see them skskskksk
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me smashing the like button every t-1 min language story this little loveable man makes:
#he’s on his grind#also ay we finally got italian#and i understood him! even if it all kind of blended into one long word with no breathers in between words#SKSKSKKSKS#käärijä
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I wanna get booped plsss 🙏🙏🙇🙇
Here, have my sketch from 3 years ago
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I believe in luck. It is the sole explanation for the success of those we dislike.
Jean Cocteau
#this quote had me howling let me tell you#i wish i knew the real source of where/when/how he said it#i based it off the french so hopefully this is correct lol#drama queen much skskskksks#i love it i do#the shade jfc#jean cocteau#quote#fave#luck#antipathy#i love this man in such a gay way
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Sooo, Derek apparently had red eyes as he died?
#teen wolf movie spoilers#teen wolf#Derek hale#it’s hilarious skskskksks#the true alpha stuff is ridiculous#the movie sounds hilarious#Eli you’re just like mommy baby
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One of the best parts of Foolish's projects is when he is mid-build and doozers start comparing the unfinished output to the most randomest objects like bro is currently outlining the AOT Titan he's gonna build and doozers are like " It looks an IUD" 💀💀💀
#I mean they're not wrong#But skskskksks#Love doozers mid build going WHO LETHIMCOOK#qsmp#Foolish#Qsmp lb
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just some fruity lil babes :)
#nuclear-wiener420#🌀#thoughts w/ corto#sonny angels#sonny angel#sonny angel doll#no robby or chase but that’s ok :)#don’t ask how much i’ve spent on these fuckers i don’t wanna talk about it#they bring me so much seratonin though#can’t wait to be the bitch who carries them around at work skskskksk
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Can we have a petition so if twiyor ends being real Loid will call Yor his princess
Ctto: someone already suggested it I just can't find the user <///3
#let it happen pls#“Good morning princess” SKSKSKKSKS#yor x loid#spy x family loid#twiyor#spy x family yor
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#you can see how progressively shitty they get from how late it got#also I’m crying at the shadow in the last picture#SHES SO FUCKED UP LOOKIMG SKSKSKKSKS#my art#dmc#devil may cry#devil may cry 3#devil may cry 5#dmc dante#dmc lady#dmc shadow
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me sleeping well knowing that i will never see vernon shirtless at the gym bc he works out in jeans and only uses the treadmill
#seeing all the gyuldaengies and dinonaras suffer bc of the recent vlog… dollys are safe SKDKKDLD#i’m sure he uses other equipment too but this is coming from in the soop skskskksks#also i actually sleep like this#in my and vernon’s defense… it’s better for your back#seventeen#vernon#tiff.txt
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desi cousins-friends-siblings mandali performing at wedding sangeet
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Thinking about all the lingerie and pretty things fem Terry buys for Joanie.
She loves dressing up her girl and spending money on he. Knowing that just about everything Joanie wears now was bought by her makes the possessive monster in her purr, and her pussy throb.
She just can’t help herself when she sees Joanie in those mini skirts and low-cut tops; she has to sit her up on the counter and kiss her while she pets her clit through those silky panties.
It’s even worse when Joanie’s wearing lingerie, which she has multiple sets of in all different colors; Terry’s favorites are the red sets, but she looks so delicate in blue.
She likes rubbing herself on Joanie’s chest and getting her all wet, rubbing her clit on Joanie’s nipples until she cums, then burying her face in them while she uses a strap on Joanie. (Which she also likes to stick between Joanie's tits.) Whenever Joanie wears stockings, Terry knows it means she wants to be wrecked. She knows Terry doesn’t just get her pedicures and rubs lotion on her legs and feet every night for no reason, and knows those stockings are accentuating something.
Almost every time, she orders Joanie to straddle her face so she can lick and mouth at Joanie through her panties until she’s soaked through and begging Terry to take them off and let her cum. That's when she pulls them down her thighs so she can really get a taste. Usually she’ll allow Joanie to reach over and rub her clit for her too. And If she’s reverse cowgirl, she can lean down suck it.
Joanie is real crazy for Terry in those tight business skirts, (and she looks perfect in camis.)
But also thinking about one of Joanie’s devoted cobras getting the privilege of a night with her.
Terry is, as everyone who’s ever met them knows, very obsessive and possesive about her girl. She can hardly stand seeing her with anyone else, but she might just let a cobra fuck Joanie. Only because Joanie enjoys it, and she’d do anything for her princess in the end. The girl has changed her, she’s special, and anyone who thought they meant something to Terry knows that they’ll always be beneath Joanie on the importance scale. (Kreese an exception in ways.)
She’ll have Joanie lay between her legs and lay back against her chest or she’ll sit on her knees beside her with Joanie’s head in her lap, while one of those boys ruts into Joanie and makes her moan. They aren’t allowed to touch (or even really look at) Joanie’s tits, so Terry puts her big, manicured hands over them possessively, and raises a brow at whatever boy got lucky enough if they look upset over not getting to watch them jiggle. She refuses to let them taste Joanie either, because that’s nectar just for her tongue.
She’ll get irritated if she thinks they aren’t making Joanie feel good enough to make all of it worth it, yank on their hair roughly, and say, "Treat her pussy like you’ve been wanting it since you met her—like we all know you have—or this is over, pathetic boy."
That always gets a little giggle out of Joanie and always works in getting Joanie fucked properly.
Terry kicks them out right after, with zero hesitation, and wrecks Joanie herself just to remind her that, in the end, only she can fuck her right. Reminds her who she belongs to.
With Kreese, it’s a lot more complicated because she/he had been training Joanie and had gotten attached to her. Kreese had plans for Joanie and cared about her even if it was hard to show—it makes her/him stew and regret and wonder if Joanie fell into Terry’s arms because of it, because she/he didn’t make a real move fast enough. She was gorgeous, with big, perky tits, a curvy waist, and silky blonde hair perfect for pulling. Kreese will always consider her (both of them really) the one that got away, past relationships aside. She/he will never be able to find another like Joanie, and will never be able to be with anyone else, that is for sure.
(If only Kreese knew Joanie used to have a puppy crush before she found Terry. All that regret would be unbearable.)
Terry assures Kreese that despite her theft of Joanie, she does still care about their longtime friendship and partnership, which is why she would at least allow Kreese to have a night with Joanie once—obviously with Terry right there and heavily involved—going as far as to kiss Kreese too, which Joanie enjoyed. If it’s girl Kreese, she ripped Terry’s hands away from Joanie’s chest and got her mouth on those pretty tits she’s been fantasizing about, and immediately gets pulled off of Joanie by her hair and dragged out of the mansion like that. If it’s male Kreese, he purposefully cums on Joanie and takes the very, very harsh beating Terry gives him with a smile. Either way, Kreese’s impulsiveness gets her/him cut off by them both (mostly Terry; Joanie has a soft spot for Kreese) permanently because Terry is not good at forgiving or forgetting.
Girls/couples night, where they pamper and love on each other, doing self care and face masks. Joanie is the main pamperer; she adores combing and doing treatments in Terry’s hair, bringing out those pretty, inky ringlets she has when her hair isn’t straightened. She loves applying the clay mask on Terry (all while telling her that her skin is already perfect) then massaging her shoulders for her. She makes sure that their bath water is the steamy temperature Terry likes and admires her beautiful body when she slips off her bathrobe and steps in; she’s so tall and elegant, a dangerously stunning woman.
Joanie loves dick—loves the way the cobras/Kreese felt inside of her, but all she really needs/wants is Terry’s strap and that perfect face looking down at her while she’s pounding Joanie and hitting that sweet spot. All she needs is that talented tongue and those red lips kissing her. All she needs is the way Terry looks in her silky robes with her hair down—the way she looks alll sweaty and only slightly out of breath in her sports bra after a vigorous workout. How her voice sounds first thing in the morning, and she's still sleepy enough to whine for Joanie to keep holding her.
That’s her woman.
(Old draft. Decided to start posting them slowly. Krilverlaw is the endgame for this au in my head)
#old draft#I actuall wrote this one before my first fem silverlaw post#this is why I have nearly a hundred drafts: because I never post them skskskksk#This might also be me coping with my slight aversion to straight sex#Does Terry let Danielle -a nice girl who has been wanting Joanie for years--also have a night with Joanie? who knows#she might be too wary of Danielle trying to take Joanie from her#because Danielle absolutely would try#silverlaw#kreerence#og cobras x johnny#terry silver
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