small bonus sids

more werewolf sid (or sylvan this time) and sidcue

Snow watching Ruby and Regina cuddle, hug, kiss, etc:

Snow: What good friends!

That goes straight to the SIDCU 😭

Ruby and Regina having to hide the evidences of their relationship because: 1) it's too early to let anyone know and this bubble is so cozy and 2) it could kill Snow.

So Regina shows up with some minor bruising around her thighs, which Snow can see because that skirt is too short for a Mayor. "Oh, these? I... rode for too long." Snow smiles. "You're riding horses again? That's great, Regina! I'm glad you found a hobby!". Yeah, horses...

Ruby shows up to the Charmings weekly meeting sweaty and breathless. Snow frowns. "You've been running a lot lately. Tiring yourself out before Wolfstime, huh?" Ruby says nothing.

Snow finds a bra in Ruby's car that she's never seen Ruby wear before. It doesn't even look like it fits her properly. "Ruby?" Her friend gasps, but Snow continues. "Thrift shopping again?" Ruby nods. When Regina hears about it, she'll cast another curse.

Please know, you sent me this while I was writing that other thing in your submit box. I’m so glad we both had to write stupid SIDCU moments. I LOVE THIS!!!!

First off, yes, the cozy bubble in the beginning is super wholesome and sacred. Everything is new, and come on, they both have a very unsuccessful history in the love department (for different reasons). So just lying in bed, gazing at each other with so many feelings, suddenly feeling like teenagers who just discovered how fun boobs are... they can’t just burst into the diner hand in hand!

Also, omg, it will kill Snow. They both think about it the night they finally kiss. They talk about it, without one being surprised. It’s just... “how even do we tell her?” “I know she likes you. I know she likes me. I know she wants both of us to be happy. But I don’t think this is the way she was envisioning her future. With us. As in... us. Together.” “It is kinda weird.”

“You said you did what??” “Riding. It’s not like I was lying exactly. Snow suggested it was about horses.” “Regina!” Ruby buries her face in her hands, beet red all over. Regina walks over and hugs her from behind, whispering in her ear. “I’m not complaining about those bruises, you know. It was an excellent work-out.” She can pretty much feel the shiver running through Ruby’s whole body. Then she shakes it off. “You need to invite Snow to the stables though, plan on actual horse riding with Snow.” “But this will be free time I’d rather spend with you.” “It’s a sacrifice you have to make.”

And that’s how they end up doing very stupid things to keep up the charade. - The incident at Snow running in on their date at the Rabbit Hole? Ruby is now officially part of the dart team, weekly training. - Snow found them lying on a blanket by the pond? Regina needs to find money in the town budget for a gazebo (”Ruby happened to run by, helped me find a spot that would be lovely for couples”). - Bathroom stalls at Granny’s will be renovated. “Regina made me aware of how narrow they are and the one handicapped stall isn’t enough. Thank you, Madame Mayor, a great oversight on our part.”

“Regina, why was Ruby’s car in your driveway yesterday?” “I needed a jump start. Who else should I ask, Emma with her bug?” “Where did you need to go at ten at night?” “I like to patrol the streets, show some presence, you know.” “Oh good idea, we should make that a thing, with everything that keeps happening. But with a buddy system next time!” “....... I will add it to the list of obligations.”

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the third act of SIDCU (Snow in Denial Cinematic Universe) 

how long until snow realizes their game nights are actually double dates 

Regina in stockings. Lovely idea!

#she's probably broke (does Granny even pay her) and because it was Regina's lie she's gonna make her pay for that!

Regina uses this as an opportunity to buy all the clothes Ruby would never pick for herself. They look fantastic on her, sure, but.... it's just not Ruby's style. They scream "REGINA OWNS ME", and Ruby is starting to think the woman wants to get caught.

However, they have to sell this lie, so Ruby will show up to Snow's place with her bag full of newly purchased stupidly expensive outfits and show her each one. Snow is loving it. Ruby looks amazing. It wasn't a cheap excuse after all! Everything is right in the world again. (Of course, the denial is now working over-time to ignore the fact that Ruby could never afford (and would never pick) those clothes. It's hell.

It! Keeps! Getting! Better!

Snow's inner thought battle: "Well, during the curse Ruby wore a lot of revealing outfits. But also it was always on the cheap-hooker-style-side. These clothes remind me of Regina with that whole cleavage and expensive fabric. It must be that Ruby is very insecure about her former ways. She's trying a new kind of sexy here. That must be why she showed Regina first. So eager she undressed when she ran through the door even. Ruby needed Regina's approval when copying her style. And she is somewhat pulling it off. Very sexy indeed. Maybe not her. What if Ruby has a crisis of identity? Should I say something? Looking so desperate, clinging to Regina, almost like... ... ... ... ... throwing herself at a former enemy to get out of her comfort zone. Yes, that's it. Ruby must've blown through her whole bank account. Unless Regina... no, doesn't make sense. Maybe Regina tipped her off about the brands and they found a way to get something like it second-hand. Of course, that also explains the time spent together lately."

Meanwhile Ruby: "Regina, would you please at least let me wear MY jewelry to MY new outfit?" *badly mimicking Regina's voice* "No, Miss Lucas, that tacky walmart chic will ruin the whole look. Pfffff, dressing me like she rescued me from the gutter putting me in fancy pants... well, okay, my ass does look great in these pants. But how even does she do that thing with her boobs?! What's wrong with mine?? Girls, you're letting me down here. You're not feeling it either, huh? Yes, you're right, it's just not us. Need to check she didn't put a sponsored-by-Regina-Mills tattoo somewhere, branding me like property or something. This time Snow will look through this whole thing for sure. Oh no, here she comes. That look on her face! She knows! She knows! The concern."

"Ruby, there you are." Snow grabs her hands. "I'm sorry if I hurt your self-esteem. Am I part of the problem? Am I a bad friend? Is that why you unload your embarrassment on Regina now?"

"... what even..."

Regina just rounded the corner "oh shit" and promptly turns around. Ruby smelled her and will have words about being left alone with the crazy like that.

DO YOU HAVE ART IDEAS FOR SIDCU? I’m dying to draw more!! #because ya know i’m in the process of drawing this really sad red snow comic#and i could use some light times in between

I don’t understand. What do you mean sad Red Snow? Who would hurt their precious relationship that is healthy beyond any shadow of a doubt?

David says it’s time to take the kids on a fishing trip. So he packs Emma, Henry and Neal. But it’s a dad thing, so Snow has a long week-end off. She calls Ruby. “Oh, I’m so sorry, Friday night? Yeah, um, Granny has me working… we’re re-doing some of the rooms in the b&b, gonna… paint… walls…” “Oh, okay, maybe something on Saturday?” “Maybe.” She calls Regina next. “Friday? At night? I have a ton of paper work to do, some revisions on the budget. You know that pothole on Main Street… well, I have to wait on some numbers and will probably work late and get too tired afterwards.” “Okay, that sounds important.”

Ruby and Regina had date plans, but now they don’t dare to go outside, because Snow can’t see them! They decide to stay in at Regina’s. It’s not like it matters what they do, how about starting with the naked business right away, it’s been like two weeks (if you don’t count that one quick kiss in front of Gold’s pawn shop, right when Snow walked out and they pretended they had just bumped into each other and Regina cussing at Ruby for not looking where she’s going).

Well, so Regina and Ruby have fun. They know Henry won’t be home, there is nobody there who could bother them. When Ruby comes in there is a very long greeting. Mostly it’s Regina getting pushed against the wall and held in place. When Ruby gets too feisty she teleports to the bedroom and… yeah, they have fun there. Doesn’t matter that the food is getting cold.

Ruby runs downstairs to pick that up after some… they need more energy, okay?! Running naked through Regina’s house is kinda fun though. She tells Regina who is like “you’re a kinky woman”. And they get childish, because ten minutes later they both run to the kitchen to get something to drink and it becomes a round of catch, even though it’s unclear who could even lose.

Now, Ruby keeps the lights off of course. Regina cries foul to that. But she can manage with a little spell for a tiny light ball instead of a flashlight.

So. Snow. She couldn’t find anybody for a Friday night date. Why is everybody busy with husbands or work? Ugh. She goes for a walk. And then she passes Regina’s house. And that’s odd. There is a light on in the bedroom. And somebody is clearly walking around in there. There! Light moving! She moves closer and definitely hears furniture getting moved. (She can’t know that Ruby tried to jump over the dining table to get to Regina and took down the chairs instead. Regina is appalled. Ruby grabs the table cloth she uses as a toga now.)

A ROBBERY!! Somebody broke into Regina’s house and is robbing the place! Oh no, but David and Emma aren’t even here. The sheriffs are gone! What is Snow supposed to do?? She gets her phone out. In her head she can hear David’s voice “Do not engage, you should call for help.” Snow nods to herself. “Got it, I’m here to help.” She picks up a garden gnome as a weapon (it’s a hideous gnome, Regina hates it, it’s why Emma gifted it to her) and then tries to find her way in.

By now Ruby is pinning Regina to the ground (there’s a theme tonight), thigh between her legs, growling. “Madam Mayor, your time is-” A pause. She looks up. There was the sound of a door. She sniffs (very Wolverine of her). Eyes widen in horror. “Snow is here!” And right this moment Snow has found the silhouette of the presumable robber, flings herself at it. Regina has time to poof away.

Now Snow straddles Ruby, gnome over her head about to strike. “Snow!” *blink blink* “Ruby???” Regina - now wearing her clothes, but her face still flush and anybody who would pay a minimum attention would notice the swollen lips, the horny radiance, the disheveled hair - comes in, flips on the light switch. “What is going on here?”

Snow looks between the two, slowly putting down the gnome. “I was about to ask the same.” - “This is my house.” “You said you’d be working late.” - “It was faster than I expected.” Snow looks back to Ruby. “What are you doing here? And why are you practically naked? What about the renovation?” - “My clothes… are dirty… spilled paint all over myself.” “But why are you here?” - “Regina came by… because…..” “The street in front of the b&b is part of the budget issue. So.. I went there.” “Right, she came in and saw me… painting… and had some work to do here… and… asked… for help…” “So you went home with Regina, painted some wall here and had an accident with the paint?” Both: “Exactly!”

Regina looks around. Well, the upstairs hallway was something she wanted to re.do for a while. One flick of the wrist and now there’s a wall covered in wet paint.

“I think the dryer must be almost done, Miss Lucas. Thanks for your patience.”

“No problem. I’m just sorry I was so clumsy. And again. Here in the dining room. I should’ve switched on the light. Get too comfortable walking in the dark.”

Snow blinks. Looking from one to the other again. She stands up, lending Ruby a hand. “I thought somebody was robbing your house!”

“And thank you for trying to catch the thieves.”

Ruby and Snow leave together fifteen minutes later. “It was nice of you to do that for her. I just don’t understand why she didn’t just magically renovate her place.”

“I think she’s trying this thing where she relies less on magic. And also asking for help more.”

“Makes sense.” Snow interlinks her arm with Ruby’s. “Your a good friend, Red. Glad you two are getting along a bit more.”

“Yeah, Regina’s alright…”

“I’m thinking about girls night tomorrow, you two have to come.”

Ruby smiles, but screams in her head ‘coming was the plan for tonight………’

#i’m thinking of regina’s fashion choices in the FTL #and red and her are getting on with it finally after years of sexual tension

YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This very high fashion choices Regina makes clash with fast, raw sex between… obligations. And being on the road. And having Snow White, seven dwarves, the charming Prince and 18 strays they found on the road almost always in earshot.

Bonuspoints for Red going “puff them away”. That would be very hilarious, because just think about Regina doing that and like that is the moment Zelena or whoever casts a spell three miles away like a magic EMP. AND REGINA CAN’T PUFF HER CLOTHES BACK!!

The sex was fun, Red had A MEAL there. “Okay, puff them back.” *nothing* “Regina, I think I can hear Snow coming. And not the way I heard you *coming*, even though that was muffled with those thighs around my head.” And Regina screams! Because a) omg Red, how dare and b) THE CLOTHES DON’T COME BACK.

“Give me your cloak!” “Wha-” “Give. Me. Your. Cloak.” And it’s all Regina is wearing.

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Alternate scenario: There is no cloak, because Regina puffed both of them naked.

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Third option:

Red doesn’t even ask if she can rip that. She fiddles with clasps and buttons and omfg those boobs look hot being held up three layers of fabric, whalebones and willpower, but how even… and she rips it. And Regina is “Excuse you??? That is an original FancyPance dress. Tailor-made! He lost his head three days after. You savage.” “It was either the dress or your orgasm here.” “It pinches in the back anyway…”

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And then Storybrooke happens. And it’s been three months since the curse broke and somehow somebody is always hovering around Regina and she doesn’t have a minute by herself. Until finally the others say they’ll celebrate in the Rabbit Hole and Ruby says she just closes up the diner first and Regina stays behind and then jumps her the moment Emma and the others are out of sight. “You think you can find your way around a pantsuit?” But even there Ruby accidentally ripped the button clean off and almost tore the zipper. “You should bring cleavage back, but thank god for sensible jeans.”

(This is obviously the Snow-is-in-denial-cinematic-universe and she is the one who forgot her purse and comes back and when a dishevelled Ruby looks at her from behind the counter, she’s all “oh no, you have to work and we just went ahead, let me help you” and then steps on the button and Regina robs along the floor, to then pretend to come out of the kitchen “ah, thanks you found it, Ruby was helping me search for that, I must have lost it, because… of the good food, ate way too much” And Snow smiles, because everything makes sense.)

Thank you, thank you, thankyou thankyouthankyou for the Snow in Denial stuff. I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!

Snow loves Red and wants her to be happy. She is also really glad that she finally has a functioning relationship with Regina again and feels like the little girl around her that can look up to someone. And Snow wants her to be happy too.

But there is this wall between them. It all stems from running away from the Evil Queen with Red. Whenever they are together Snow feels that pull that she can just vent to Red about Regina and gets this fierce loyal protective fightfightfight response. And so sorta trying to be calm around Regina to not set something off.

And Red and Regina did have some… heated conversations about this exact topic. But then Red saw through it all and that Regina has changed and it became funny banter. WHICH EVERYBODY SLOWLY REALIZED EXCEPT SNOW!!

Somethingsomething evil attacked, a fight happened, David took Snow home, Red and Regina are left with Emma, sorta clean up duty and checking if the coast is really clear again. Red and Regina egg each other on and Emma is all “omg where is my sword? the sexual tension is strangling me over here!!” Suddenly the other two are super quiet, because sure there was this moment hours earlier when Red rushed to Regina’s side after she fell and helped her up, afraid there was a serious injury and when their hands touched there was this spark and standing up and being held steady took five seconds to long………….

For a week Red and Regina take turns talking to Emma. “haha, that was funny, how did you come up with that… has Regina talked about me” “Swan, how dare you be so rude? Unless…. did the wolf say something to you?” And Emma is just done and screams into a pillow and Henry sees it and just immediately wants to help and Emma’s vague hints about her problem are not vague enough, because Henry has noticed and they orchestrate a “random encounter” between Red and Regina.

And then other people start to notice over the next few months. But nobody talks about it out loud, because they seem so happy and nobody wants to spook Regina out of her bliss. So it’s a thing that is a thing and everybody knows and that’s that.

EXCEPT Snow makes these weird comments. And it very, very slowly dawns on David that she doesn’t know. At first he thought it was her way to joke about it, as in “haha, gonna pretend it’s not happening, because they don’t want us to talk about it”. But nope, she really is clueless. And David can’t bring himself to tell her. And suddenly everybody is afraid “however will we let Snow know???”

Granny thinks it’s the most hilarious thing since that time she shot Rumple in the nutsack with her crossbow. Sometimes she drops hint around Snow to get a reaction, but nothing gets through. Lunch at Granny’s feels like a powder keg for all present sometimes.

#'ugh fine follow me but I won't like it and I will say that to your face#your stupid face I already enjoy looking at but I am mad about that too and I'll say that!!#I have my own crossbow I don't need you to help me and I will make it known!!'

Dorothy handles her surprise crush like a middle school boy.

"Take THIS BRANCH ON YOUR FACE, ANNOYING GIRL", "Oooh, Wolfie, that's your name now haha" "Oh wait don't sniff that you'll fall asleep, SHIT, didn't mean to touch your arm ew I'm sorry forget that, I'm not panicking you ARE" ................ "so it appears I have fallen victim to, ugh, Feelings™, I shall from now on never look you in the eye again" *RUNS AWAYS*

Ruby wakes up and finds a note “get out of my realm” Mulan groans...

Imagine the show had decided to introduce Dorothy to the whole group, as an actual character, because well as Zelena’s nemesis there is a place for that. And she is kinda helpful, okay’ish around the others, fighting witches is a good solid hobby, and whenever Ruby is around she freezes in different kinds of ways. “Eeeewwww, it’s you again.” And when Emma talks about how Dorothy did a thing, Ruby is just puzzled “are you all really interacting with the same person I have to deal with???”

The gang is all together and Snow is “hey Dorothy, can you fetch Ruby?” and Dorothy just yells her name “ey, Wolfie, come here!” and Snow stares “I could have done that.....” or she throws small pebbles her way “what, I had to get your attention”

And yeah, they all walk inside somewhere, Dorothy holds the door open, but Ruby is the last one and she gets the door shut in her face. “Oops, didn’t see you there.”

Ruby is already huffing and puffing. Because the worst part is she is trying so hard to win Dorothy over. And Ruby doesn’t even understand why she wants that. But when they are in action, she catches herself just watching and gets this dreamy look on her face. And she should be upset more how rude Dorothy is.

“What’s your problem?” “You are!” “But why?” “Because you... you... you give me cramps!” “What??”

Snow is watching this, imaginary popcorn in hand, leaning over to Charming. “I think she meant butterflies.” (this is the opposite of SIDCU, and she keeps orchestrating moments for Ruby and Dorothy to be together)

A quick run-through of @konako & @lovecanbesostrange greatest OUaT hits:

Rule #1 - Ruby Lucas (that’s it, if she’s not here, something went wrong)

Figure #2 - the top 5 ships (in roughly this order)

Red Beauty - always and forever, the best Beauty & the Beast we (n)ever had

Red Queen - canon interaction? where we go we don’t need no canon-interaction! their lives mirror each other if you look closely

Red Snow - are they friends? maybes? almosts? lovers? sisters? in a throuple? who knows, maybe it’s everything all at once (”Hi, I’m Charming. This is my wife, Snow. And this is Snow’s girlfriend Red.” || “We’re close. Ask anyone.” Charming: “Red and my wife sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.”)

Mulan Rouge - the Bear King has the cutests meeting to ever meet-cute and we’ve been waiting since S2 for that, because everything made total sense, and we would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for this meddling higher ups

Red Kansas - roughly 9mins of screentime and they are True Love, let’s launch this with overanalyzing every second and building a palace out of grumpy-sexy-sappy headcanons

(Other ships are welcome, we can work with a lot in these parts of the woods.)

Slide #3 - MAKE IT ANGST!!

Red is a werewolf who ate her boyfriend, that leaves a mark. And that mark can be explored in wonderful angsty ways filled with issues of self-esteem, self-loathing, overcompensating, being loyal to a fault for somebody else’s happiness, being too shy to make a first move, being also too stupid to notice signals (I’m a monster, this can’t be happening to me!!).

Exhibit #4 - fun headcanons to come back to again and again

Cruella is the perfect go-to villain, always. (She can control animals. *hinthint* Bonuspoints weaving in a prior friendship with Anita; that name comes from 101 Dalmatians anyway)

use the force wolf-senses, never forget the wolf-senses, there is always (an inappropriate) time to use wolf-senses; and when in doubt adjust any werewolf rules you need, bend however necessary, the show was never consistent, just be within any given story, Think about silver.

Red deserves a seat at the Charming-family Thanksgiving diner table, because she surely would have been Emma’s favorite aunt (there are more than fairy godmothers in fairy tales, you know).

multiship, combine all the ships, go with one ship, but still mention all the others for emotional support! (when it doubt create poly-situations)

evil!Red, because it’s fun (can be working with Regina, can be with ruthless Snow, can be broken-heart-vengeance; evil is sexy)

curse!Ruby liked dating, but Red had this one big oopsie moment with her bf - make this clash in fun ways

Charming and Red are bros; the shepherd and the wolf? flawless

honorable mention: SIDCU Snow-in-denial-cinematic-universe

A specific storyline in which Snow is very happy having Regina back as a friend and also being best friends with Ruby. She wants both to be happy. They are actually dating. Everybody has picked up on it. Except for Snow. And now everybody - most of all Regina and Ruby - is too afraid to tell her directly. There is no official fic to go with this, but there’s always room for weird scenes. Snow could walk in on them while one has her face between the other’s boobs and they’d go “I slipped, sorry, awkward” and Snow would smile and say “That’s what I thought.” She doesn’t even realize that when she hangs with them and Charming, they are on double-dates.

So, wolves she once a year, usually in spring. Now, magical wolves who only come out during night for a few nights of the month wouldn't need to shed. It's ridiculous. But just imagine for a moment. Snow really hates wolfstime in April. Because during those nights Red will leave her fur everywhere. And maybe she whines about it until Snow agrees to brush some out. The first time this happens in Storybrooke though. Snow didn't even think about it. And for some reason she teased Ruby today. And Ruby gets her revenge when the moon comes up. She gets into the apartment, throws off her cloak, transforms, jumps into the bed, on the couch, trying to leave as much fur as possible. It usually takes her three nights to get rid of the extra thick coat. It might be less than a normal wolf anyway and it's weird it's happening at all. (This is when Snow will storm the diner the next morning with an electric shaver in hand... "you!" If this happens to be SIDCU Regina will step in before something happens that she will regret, because she has to hear about this from both sides later. Her comment about liking Ruby's body hair just fine though ends in one of those suspicious double takes from Snow.)

The Red Snow Domestic Life hits even harder when you think Snow is so comfortable with the wolf that OF COURSE she would shave her, no doubts, no fear, just the one goal in mind: save her furniture. 

Snow used to sleep on top of her, snuggling right in. It's a totally usual thing for typical gal pals to do, what's the big deal?

We talked SIDCU. We talked Everyone Else In Denial Cinematic Universe (EEIDCU or TOICU [Town Of Idiots Cinematic Universe]?).

How about WWRCU (We Were Roomates Cinematic Universe)? Meaning: Red Snow definitely dated, they did all the couple things, all the domestic things, all the true love sacrificial things, all the romantic shit.... but they thought "that's just what friends do!"

Because none of them had had a close friend before and, well, this is friendly kissing! Gal Pals! Don't you do that with your friend? Don't you sleep with her? Don't you devote your life to her? Don't you keep each other warm in winter nights with just your body heat? Isn't that the usual friend stuff?

GALAXY BRAIN! Red and Snow as gals being the very best and most domestic of pals a la Xena/Gabrielle. Except even more unaware.

It starts absolutely normal, because it’s cold and they sleep outside and so they get used to sleeping right next to each other. Very close. Maybe sometimes one of top of the other. It’s all for warmth.

Also oh no, you are right. Neither had any “normal” friendships. Everybody always did what Snow wanted and Red’s closest friend was Peter, until they started to kiss and talked about running away. And that only ticked this romance box, because he’s a guy. But everything else is typical, standard, platonic friendship behavior, right? (Lots of it is actually, but they always take it one nudge further without realizing where most people set boundaries.)

First of all, bathing together is very convenient and you always have someone to scrub your back. Getting warm water is a pain in the ass, why double the work? Doesn’t make sense! During meals it’s faster to share everything or maybe feed the other when you enjoy something and want to share this specific thing. Life on the road is stressful and a massage is very relaxing and it’s far better without clothes on. And who wouldn’t want to leave a little trail of kisses, because that feels good?

They are apart for half a day? Of course they greet each other with long, tight hugs. And a soft kiss to the forehead, the temple, on the cheek and eventually on the mouth? They are friends!! When they get into a town they pick up something the other will like, friends give each other gifts and sometimes that’s also just a flower to make them smile. Why should they believe that the frequency and this like need to do it matter?

Slowly they gather more stuff on their journey. Weapons, a tent, matching mugs, matching bracelets (that are friendship bracelets, not engagement rings, just because when they put them on they swear to always be there for each other - THEY’RE FRIENDS).

Red leaves for a while, because she has to check on Granny. Snow finds a stack of 14 notes, because Red said it would be two weeks tops until she returns. And when Red opens her bag there is a letter from Snow that says “when you feel homesick for your bestie”. Those are adorable little notes to show some appreciation, those are not love letters! (Not like they don’t love each other, they do, as the friends they are.)

They train together and it turns into tickle fights and those lead to cuddles being exhausted and kissing for the fun of it. What could be better? And sure, sometimes at night when one is on top of the other, and there’s a thigh pressing up and the kisses are a bit more intense... it’s not like they strip naked and do anything special (they grab each other’s boobs like twice a day during something else, there is nothing interesting about doing that at night); it just feels really good when... something happens. And they both sleep better afterwards. Almost like when one reads to the other until they fall asleep. See, friends making friends comfortable in bed is a thing for gal pals.

They can order each other’s food, they know when the other needs space for a moment or when a hug is better, the future plans always include both of them together until they’re old, they have both jumped in front of arrows or pretty much onto a sword for the other not thinking for a sec...

They are really good friends. (✿ ♥‿♥)

Who is gonna break the news to them?