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ladykissingfish · 3 months

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*Konan visiting Deidara in his new apartment*

Konan: My god … this place is amazing! So big and spacious … *goes to the window* And with a fantastic view!

Deidara: It IS gorgeous, isn’t it?

Konan: It is, but … how are you going to afford this? I mean unless you got some giant pay increase that I’m unaware of …

Deidara: Sadly, I did not, hm. But don’t worry, I’ve got it under control … I’m going to be interviewing roommates today. That’s why I wanted you here today; the first guy on the phone has good references and all, but sounded a little weird.

Konan: Gotcha. I’m here for you, Dei.

*the doorbell rings and Deidara goes to answer it*

Deidara: Hi! You must be Sasori Akasuna?

Sasori, dryly: Unless you’ve scheduled another Sasori Akasuna to be here at this exact same time, then yes, I am.

Deidara: Okay … well it’s nice to meet you … *extends his hand for a handshake*

Sasori: *eyes Deidara’s hand* If it’s all the same to you, I just Purell’d my hands on the way up, and I don’t fancy doing it again.

Deidara: … okay?

Sasori: *looks at Konan* Are you his … girlfriend?

Konan: No, just a friend.

Sasori: Ah, I thought as much. *chuckles and looks at Deidara* No way in hell you could land a woman who looks like that. Anyway, why don’t you give me the tour?

*Deidara shows him around, ending with the room that would potentially be Sasori’s bedroom*

Sasori: Ah; this room has a perfect view. Excellent; I’m an artist, and being able to see outside is important to me.

Deidara, excitedly: You’re an artist? Me, too! I make —

Sasori: I know all about your particular brand of “art”. You have that interactive exhibit at the museum, right? I’ve been to a few of your shows. It’s amazing that you’re allowed to label petty explosions as “art”; even more impressive that people throw money at you for such foolishness.

Deidara: Listen here, you stupid fu —

Konan, quickly interrupting: What kind of an artist are YOU?

Sasori: I create portrait dolls.

Konan: Portrait dolls?

Sasori: Mm. People give me photographs of their friends or relatives, and I create dolls for them based off of the photos. My creations are intricate, delicate, and meant to last a lifetime. I capture the person’s image, their soul, and the work remains long after the person has passed on.

Konan: That sounds so lovely!

Deidara: But if you just play with dolls all day, what do you need to look outside for?

Sasori: Because sometimes I like to look at random people passing by, and imagine how they’d look as one of my creations. Under my hands, in my care, they would never grow old, never get sick, never die. Much preferable to a puny mortal life, wouldn’t you say? One day, if I’m lucky, I’ll have found a way to turn myself, my human body, into one of my pieces.

Deidara and Konan:

Deidara: … thanks so much for coming to see the place, hm. I have some more interviews today, so I’ll get back to you by tomorrow afternoon.

*Sasori leaves and Deidara shuts the front door behind him*

Konan: Whew! My god, what a nut job! And he was so sarcastic … well, I guess that’s one name you can cross off the list, huh? Now, who’s coming next?

Deidara: No one.

Konan: No one? But didn’t you say that you’ve got interviews lined up all —

Deidara: Not anymore. I want THAT fucker to be my roommate. Hell, if everything goes right, this time next year you’ll be sitting here helping me plan our wedding!

Konan:

@sasodeiweek

#SasoDeiWeek2024 #Portrait/Roommates #❤️💛#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #konan #and they were roommates

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privatejoker · 1 month

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yes i am painting myself a picture of solid snake and gray fox hugging it out and it will go right above my bed

#painted over a portrait of my former roommate who kicked me outs dogs

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sexygaywizard · 11 months

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I have so little time to draw seriously nowadays I forget that I'm pretty good at it lol

#even if I do draw it's little chibi things which i'm good at and they're cute but I'm doing a good relatively complex sketch rn #my roommate is an art major and insanely talented portrait artist so I also forget I'm good bc she's so good #but like in contrast she has to work heavily from reference and I can bang out a pretty good anatomically correct sketch without a referenc #so I should like. take pride in the little things or whatever #anyways I'm doing a REALLY GOOD hot naked lady sketch rn. stay tuned or whatever #i talk

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insleywinsley · 7 months

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fennel nest. 2023. ph. Insley Smullen.

#helpful roommates #fennel #nest #bw #photography #portrait #model #yarrow #san francisco #roof #mamiya #grain is good #analog #insley smullen

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rossithepixie · 4 months

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Been itching to quick draw what i think i’d look like in genshin impact, especially after doing that picrew. I feel like i gave myself similar vibes to baizhu by accident 😅 doesn’t help when i remember i headcanon myself as a dendro catalyst user like him. Oh well.

(Who am i looking at with lil hearts in my eyes? There are so many options…)

They/he pronouns

#self insert #rossi art #reader insert #self portrait #i suppose it is anyway #even of highly stylized #gave myself dead anime mom hair #my ild roommates used to tease me for wearing my hair like this

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subwaytostardew · 2 months

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Ingo and Emmet are technically celebrities back in Unova, or at least Nimbasa, it would make sense if a paparazzi or journalist or someone from the news came from Nimbasa to see and report back to the city what the twins are doing. They're nosy and you know what sells? Whether or not the celebrity is dating, it could be the husband protecting the farmer from bad publicity or them being super proud of their spouse! It's not a date per say but it'd be an interesting event give or take.

Kade and I were talking about this, but anything to do with paparazzi and publicity will probably have more to do with Elesa. We don't want to stray too far from canon, so most celebrity antics will be more to do with being associated with her.

They're technically celebrities... but not quite! They don't exactly have much star-power of their own in canon. When you disembark on the Battle Subway and talk to the other random NPCs, pretty much everyone hates them; they all say stuff about how Ingo and Emmet are suspicious or weird (I remember that vividly because it honestly made me feel a little sick and I had to put down the game for a couple of days ;;;>.>). Few can appreciate their autism. 😔

The competitive battling scene isn't particularly big in Unova (outside of Blueberry Academy but... that's pretty contained). Dedicated battlebrains like Hilda and Hilbert don't make up a significant amount of their passengers. Most passengers are just average people on their commute to work. Most people challenge the Battle Subway for the sake of it (a bit of a tourist attraction like the carnival area nearby), lose really badly, get discouraged, and never come back unless if they need to use the subway to get somewhere.

In the railfan scene, they usually aren't even special guests at train conventions! They're regular attendees who had time to befriend Cilan at their leisure. He's probably the only person who does their stamp rally!

Being a Battle Facility Head doesn't necessarily constitute celebrity status. Lenora has a perfectly normal husband and marriage with no drama whatsoever! All the Unovan Gym Leaders have other jobs and lives of their own; similarily, submas are just conductors first and foremost. It wouldn't be so absurd for a middle aged train conductor to settle down with some farmer.

They're just some guys. They're even worse in Stardew as regular old train conductors; there's no battling scene to draw in challengers and the scenery itself doesn't even have much worth visiting! It's a sad truth, but most people wouldn't notice if they went missing *cough* they will. The "main plot" for them is how their relocation cough bringing that to the spotlight had a bit of a toll on them mentally.

On a sillier note, I do like the thought that most people were interested in them (superficially). Ingo did end up winning first place in a Unova sexyman poll for being tall, dark, and handsome. Emmet's still bitter about being voted third place despite being his identical twin. The Battle Subway got busy when people were under the impression that Ingo was a edgy, brooding, gentleman but that perception was quickly turned around the second he opened his mouth. The hype died down for them after a year so now they're back to being just some guys.

Anyways... Probably the closest thing we have to a "paparazzi" event on our itinerary so far is just Cilan being submas' number one fan (one and only fan?) as usual.

▷ Station Steward Thylak

#mail car connecting line #THEY'RE SOOOO MISERABLE AFTER MOVING TO STARDEW I'M SORRY SUBMAS #We have Cilan sprited. I finished his portraits. We finished mapping ANVILLE TOWN #He's sitting in the drafts because I'm lagging on figuring out station repair stuff #We plan on adding him as a roommate candidate later since he decides to just work there... submas fanboy gone off the rails #SPEAKING OF CILAN. Their birthdays match!#The stamp rally episode was released in Japan on October 6th so that's why Submas have their birthdays set to Fall 6 #It released in the US on March 3rd so Cilan's birthday is set to Spring 3

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creative-chaos-apparently · 2 months

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Hmm.

#undertale #sans #sans if he did a self portrait #roommate shenanigans #kas

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cinnamonferns · 10 months

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Just an alien who photographs bugs on plants and the lumberjack who met her in the woods

two townies i imagine living in brindleton bay for @sims4thehoes randomized cas challenge for townies

more info under the cut

Rolls: New Townie Life State: Alien Occupation: Photographer Details: Colorful contacts, Updo, Colorful Hair, Dimples, Scars, Piercings, No Eyebrows

New Townie Life State: Human Occupation: Lumberjack Details: Heterochromia, Eye Bags, Muscular, Birthmark, Tattoos, Thin Brows

#ts4 cas #ts4 portrait #sims 4 portrait #the roommates to lovers vibe is strong #cfdressup

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thematicdisaster · 7 months

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"Webcomic 001 - Rosie Screams". This is my first attempt at a webcomic. The story is, my cat Rosie loves to start screaming bloody murder when I'm cozy in bed. Of course I have to check on her, even though 100% of the time she's either excited for her "killing" her toy prey or looking at herself in the mirror 😬🙄

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marzzrocks · 2 years

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i also wanted to show some of the houses i made today in hhp; here is Mitzi’s !

#i love maximalism #the little portraits on the wall are her friends i’m going to put one of them as her roommate!#i went for a little shared house between friends #notice the mismatched chairs it’s my favorite detail :)#acnh #hhp #i kept calling her mitski instead of mitzi

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simsimulation · 1 year

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This is the not-so true story...of six not-so strangers [they’re literally next to their respective cousins]…picked to live in a house...(go to school & work together) and have their lives screenshotted...to find out what happens...when people stop being polite...and start getting real...The Roommates.

I’m going to start a series about some of my sims that are around the same age that went to Foxbury University together. Hopefully I stick to it lol.

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 simblr #simblr #ts4 screenshots #roommate series #sim: gizelle #sim: zoe #sim: rhiannon #sim: cheyenne #sim: carmela lucia #sim: jasper #ts4 portrait #lol look at me actually posting gameplay

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holdoncallfailed · 10 months

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at the tate gift shop they had a section where they were selling reproductions of vintage exhibition posters and i found a rauschenberg one but it wasn't on their website and the cashier was confused by it (he ended up charging me £17) and from what i can tell by searching for it online it might actually be valuable...? as in, i don't think they actually made reproductions of it except to advertise the original show back in 1982 and i can only find copies being sold at auction for hundreds of dollars? i'm so confused.....idc in the end but i guess i wish i knew that before i bent it to fit in my handbag on the plane lmfao

#it's a very nice poster tho it will look dashing next to my roommate's medieval-style portrait of my cat and the barbara kruger print #text

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t3arcatch3r · 10 months

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