Incorrect Scarlet and Violet Quotes Part 4
Even after all the quotes I wrote I still have so much more.
Kieran: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did 50 pushups, drank green tea, and went for a 30 minute walk.
Juliana:
Juliana: When I woke up this morning, I spent a whole hour just waking up—
Drayton: Hey, what's up?
Kieran: I've been having heart pains lately.
Drayton: Seriously! When did this start?
Kieran: The pain started since Juli—
Drayton: No, not the pain, the part about you having a heart. Forgot you had one.
Kieran, who is so done with everything: Is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class?
Nemona: You need to raise your hand and ask first.
Florian: You might need a hall pass for that.
Penny: You should've killed yourself in between classes. If I let you kill yourself now, everyone will want to kill themselves.
Juliana: How about we just don’t kill ourselves at all???
Carmine: Drayton sneezed earlier and I accidentally said ‘shut up’ instead of ‘bless you’.
Juliana: How do you accidentally say ‘shut up’ instead of ‘bless you’?
Florian: I can't believe Unovans don't call car parks, car parks.
Juliana: Is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars or something?
Kieran: No, you idiot! It's where you park your freaking car!
Arven: Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
Penny: ...I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets.
Florian: ....It makes me sad to think when I die, there's going to be thousands of books with stories I'm not able to read because I died…
Nemona: WHAT ABOUT TV SHOWS—
Penny: AND ALL THE FANDOMS YOU CAN'T BECOME A PART OF—
Kieran: And the people you won't get to see die.
Kieran: You're the strongest person I know.
Juliana: ....I believe that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Kieran: Don't get me wrong, you're still really annoying.
Kieran, writing: Dear Diary, how are you? I'm doing fine.
Kieran:
Kieran: Okay, you got me. I'm not fine. Geez, you're good…
Juliana: Are you still mad at me?
Kieran: Twinkle Twinkle little star.
Juliana, confused but sings along: How I wonder what you are?
Kieran: Wish I could hit you with a car.
Juliana: Okay, you're still mad.
Arven, holding a video camera: Penny, I want you to play the role of my mother.
Penny: I don’t want to be your mother.
Arven: Perfect you already know your lines.
Carmine: How long did you sleep?
Kieran: Eight.
Carmine: Hours?
Kieran: Minutes.
Nemona: I’ve been expecting you, Juliana.
Juliana: How did you do that without turning around?
Nemona: Let’s just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
Juliana: Can I go ride my bike outside?
Rika: Do what you want. I’m not your mom.
Rika: *rushes after her a few moments later*
Rika: NOT IN THE FREEWAY—!
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