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fushigurro · 6 months
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the way megumi’s pretty eyelashes would flutter as he looks up at you while eating you out 🥺😩
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hearts-hunger · 1 year
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jake kiszka btw. if u even care
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yuji shouting nanamin on the rooftops🥺🥺🥺
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Rewatching ST2 rn and just a reminder that Will Byers is a swete itty bitty little baby boy beloved son child sweet bean and has never done anything wrong in his life
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brujahinaskirt · 2 years
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you know arthur morgan is the most dangerous motherfucker in the van der linde gang because he will stand around camp openly braiding his horse's hair and feeding it sweeties and calling it the bravest fastest most preciousest bestest little boy in the west and nobody says one ding dang word
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loverslakes · 3 months
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hey guys just a reminder that will byers comes to school early sometimes because he’s scared of being unprepared for pop quizzes. preciousest boy
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lawyerkin · 3 months
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What breed is your dog?
tbh i have no clue. hes obviously very mixed as in there are definitely A few breeds in this bad boy but i could not even guess what those breeds are. he has the common mutt color scheme with the little dot eyebrows and floofy ears and a thin little tail ...... scam dog forsure (hes my preciousest littlest huge baby i love him to death. but hes not really special or anything)
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mostmouse · 1 year
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The Ocean and the Sun (AO3)
(Poly Cove x Derek x f!reader, explicit, 6,400 words)
You and Cove have always been in love. Derek has always been in love with the both of you. A lightbulb goes off and you and Cove decide to invite Derek into your relationship, but in the meantime, Derek laments at the unrequited love he experiences for the both of you.
** this is the first half, I’ll post the second half tomorrow! I might make it into a series… I dunno yet
Cove stretched as he walked through the door of your shared home, sighing as he kicked off his shoes. “That was the longest and somehow shortest day of my life, I think.” He smiled as you laughed next to him. “Usually I don’t get so drained in the summer heat but,” Rolling his shoulders, he sighed as they cracked. “Today was seriously hot.”
You trotted past him once you managed to wiggle your shoes off, opening the freezer and bending so that it blasted you in the face. “What’s the thermostat set on? It needs to be colder!” Grabbing a couple ice cubes, you popped them into your mouth. “Wanna take a cold shower?”
Cove perked up, always excited to be with you, no matter the situation. “Yes!” Making his way to the bathroom, he stripped off his clothes along the way, listening to you laugh as you picked them up, following him.
“Messy boy! Who raised you?” Slipping into the bathroom, you flipped on the fan and tossed Cove’s clothes into the hamper, letting Cove sidle up next to you and begin undressing you.
Once your shirt was off and you made eye contact, you scoffed at his big watery eyes, a small voice whispering, “My dad.” Holding the expression for another second, the two of you burst into laughter. Cove reached around, unhooking your bra and sliding it down your shoulders. Kneeling, he began to strip off your pants, your hands on his shoulders which were still close to you, even with him being on his knees.
“You’re so tall... How come you didn’t share any growth spurt with me? I was there the whole time you know, right beside you... Couldn’t even spare a crumb... Honestly.” You ruffled his sweat soaked hair, smile on your face.
Cove stood back to his full height, every inch of 6’ 4” towering above you with a smug grin on his face. “Yeah, sorry. It’s just that, I thought of it, but then I was like,” Shrugging with an unbothered frown, “Nah.”
You gasped, slapping his chest playfully, “Selfish! Good god, I can’t believe I’m in love with such a selfish, messy boy!” He giggled, wrapping his arms around you and seizing you into his grasp, lifting you slightly off the floor. “Ah! Cove! Stop~ I’m so sweaty!”
Your boyfriend ignored you, swinging you side to side a bit before finally putting you down. “Good thing we’re about to hop in the shower then, right?” You smiled, wrapping your arms around his torso, nodding before kissing his chest. Letting him go, arms falling down to your sides, you hummed appreciatively as he bent over to turn the water on.
Leaning on the wall to your side, you sighed dreamily, eyeing him up. “I have the most handsomest boyfriend in the whole word.” He had a small smile on his face, blushing gently. Your praise didn’t stop there, however. You reached out, hands tracing the curve of his ass down to his thick thighs. “So pretty... Aren’t you just the most preciousest, Cove? My most treasured baby boy?”
He whimpered, turning on the shower head as he placed both palms on the edge of the tub, trembling slightly. Gasping, he felt your hand reach around to his semi hard cock, stroking it lightly. “C-C’mon, we don’t want to waste the water...” Sighing behind him, you pulled away, small smile curving your lips. Instead, as your arms unwound from his waist, you smacked his ass softly.
Jolting, he shot up with a squeak, spinning to face you before laughing. “Get in the shower! You’re so bad!” The two of you giggled, hopping into the shower and squealing at the cold temperature.
You sighed, tilting your head back and shivering at the sudden change in temperature. “So nice... I love it when it’s cold!” Cove laughed in front of you, grabbing you shampoo and pampering you.
It wasn’t long before the two of you were both all washed and dried, standing in the bathroom and taking turns with your skincare routines. Cove didn’t really have one before you moved in together, but with your help he had at least found some lotion and other creams that made him feel good.
Tossing the towels up to dry, you slipped into one of his pajama shirts while he pulled on a pair of boxer briefs. Padding out to the living room, you sat down, opening your mouth to speak before your phone went off. Calling out to Cove, who was grabbing some leftovers for dinner, you brightened up. “It’s Derek! Come say hi!”
Eagerly, he tossed the food into the microwave, turning it on as you held the phone up, accepting the video call from Derek. “Hey guy, hey gal! What’re you two up to?” Cove leaned down from behind the couch, eyes soft as he took in the appearance of his best friend.
You chirped from your spot, Cove staying generally quiet, “We had the longest day! We went to the boardwalk in the city and rented some jet skis! It was so nice, Cove is actually killer now out on the water!” You peered over at him, his face finally registering you as he met your gaze, “Although, I think he’d prefer surfing.”
Derek laughed, “Totally, he’s like a fish in the water. I just got back from spending some time with the family, and oh man, I forgot what a handful they can be.” His face was tired but satisfied, eyes crinkling as he thought about his brothers and parents.
You grinned, “You’re such a liar, you love them to pieces. Is Nico still wearing the brightest clothes you can imagine?” Cove laughed softly, imagining the boy with the biggest hair in his mind’s eye.
Derek laughed, “I seriously don’t know where he gets it from! None of the shops I’ve seen have the bright rompers he wears! I think we should all get matching ones.”
Brightening instantly, Derek winced good naturedly as you grinned, “All of us! You, me, Cove, and Jorge! Let’s all get matching rompers and show up at your parents’ apartment and surprise Nico with it all!” Cove grinned, nodding along, bright blue eyes watching Derek closely as you spoke.
The man in question grinned, “Actually, that’s hilarious. Let’s do that. Wanna meet up... Next weekend? I don’t have anything going on for once, actually.” He watched as the two of you brightened up, nodding enthusiastically as Cove spoke up for the first time.
“Yeah! We can get lunch, go shopping, and then come back here and hang out. How’s that sound?” Cove’s tone was earnest, excitement obvious. Derek felt himself blushing, heat rising to his cheeks and to his ears. Cove was too cute, he was too much sometimes, and now Derek was almost regretting inviting the two of you out.
You hummed happily along, agreeing with Cove’s plan. “We can settle for a time as we get closer to the date, but I’m thinking of meeting up at, say, 11-ish in the morning?” You and Cove both gravitated towards your phone, leaning in as if Derek were right there in the room with you.
Laughing bashfully, he rubbed his hand on the back of his head, petting the soft hair of his undercut. “I’m good with whenever, honestly. If you guys even wanna get breakfast, I mean, like, I’d be cool with that, too.” His cheeks flushed darker, laughing softly.
You and Cove smiled, Cove speaking first, “You know I wake up with the sun, so I wouldn’t mind some breakfast either.”
The two boys looked towards you as you huffed and looked away. Pouting, you whined, but not without a smile on your face, “No fair! You’re out voting me!” Laughing, “Why do you want to steal my morning away?”
Derek laughed loudly, “How about I come over after I’m done with the gym? You can get ready once I’m there.”
“Oh!” Cove quickly interjected, “How about I come join you, I wouldn’t mind getting a work out, too.” His cheeks were warm, looking at Derek hopefully on the phone screen.
Grinning, Derek fought down his own blush as best he could, trying not to look too excited, “Yeah! That would be great! You can text me when you’re on your way. I usually get up and ready around 7, is that cool with you?”
Cove nodded enthusiastically. You sat there, watching the both of them, head turning back and forth with a disgusted look on your face, “You’re both insane. You know that, right?” Smiling as they laughed, you shook your head. “I’m good with that. Cove, do you just wanna bring Derek back with you? And once you guys get here, I’ll get ready and we can head out? Or you could bring breakfast back with you...” You looked hopefully at the both of them.
They smiled softly at you before meeting each other’s gaze, blushing before looking away. All three of you pretended not to notice, at least for now. Both agreed with you, and Derek spoke a bit more before mentioning he had to go. Cove and you waved, shouting bye and that you’d talk later.
In Derek’s apartment, he let his arm drop to the side of the sofa where he sat, sunken into the cushions. He tossed an arm over his arms, whining in his throat. He couldn’t believe he’d agreed to an all day outing, not to mention having Cove over to work out with him. He needed to find a way to control his feelings, but even after all these years, he was as desperately in love with both of you as he was when you were all teenagers.
Swallowing thickly, his arm fell from his face, heavy hand palming over his loose shorts, cock hard in his boxers. He couldn’t tell if he was making it up, but he swore both you and Cove were sending signals that you felt the same way. But why would you do that? Cove was hopelessly obsessed with you, and you’d always been devoted to Cove.
Hissing as he touched himself over his clothes, he grabbed his phone off the cushion next to him. Flipping through his albums, he pulled a picture of the three of you from a couple weeks ago, all of you in your bathing suits and smiling as his mom took the picture. Pushing his shorts down, he watched out of the corner of his eye as his cock bounced, freed as the elastic pulled over it.
Sighing, he lifted his hips, dragging his bottoms off, zooming in on your and Cove’s bodies, he slipped his fingers around his shaft. Moaning at the feeling, he traced his eyes over you, admiring the curve of your chest and plush thighs, easily picturing himself between them, eating you out.
Gasping, he bucked his hips, fucking into his hand, wet with the precum gathered at his flushed tip. He knew you’d taste divine, knew your cum smelled amazing, remembering one time he had stopped over at your place unannounced and Cove had answered the door, hugging him close while the smell of you was on his face.
Did you ride Cove’s face, or did he stay on his knees? Whimpering, he squeezed his cock tightly. Cove was tall, ridiculously so. He probably laid out on the bed while you sat on his pretty face. Grinding your hips down and humping his mouth, your perfect cunt being the only thing Cove could focus on.
Crying out harshly, he dragged his fingers across his screen, looking Cove up and down. His body was fit, muscles taunt. He was sure he’d have the perfect rhythm with high stamina. He was a man who fucked for several rounds. Panting, he felt himself get closer. Cove’s arms were strong, his thighs thick. He was sure Cove would fit perfectly in his arms as he held him against the wall and fucked him.
Derek’s orgasm threatened to overtake him, gasping for breath as he dropped his phone and let his head fall back, his now free hand reaching down and squeezing his package. You were on the pill so did the two of you bother to use protection? Did Cove get to fuck you raw, pump you full of cum? And- “Ahh! Fuck!” Derek’s body shuddered, hand moving fast on his swollen cock.
You’d look so perfect with the both of them stretching your tight holes. He’d be happy getting to sink his cock in your beautiful cunt or your tight ass. While they were pounding you, making you scream- he moaned loudly. Oh fuck, you were definitely a screamer. With how excitable you were, he’d make you scream as you’d cum all over his thick cock. He and Cove could fuck you in both holes, pound you until you screamed, and finally finish inside you.
He whimpered, brows knitting up as he finished on his hand, covering his fingers in hot cum. “Fuck... Fuck, fuck, Cove!” He couldn’t help but cry out, calling out both of your names as he pumped himself into over stimulation, hand sliding easier as he kept cumming. God, he wanted the both of you so badly, wanted to be with the both of you, nestled right between you and joining your relationship. He wanted to be your guys’ boyfriend - anything at all. Just as long as he was with you.
Panting as his hand slowed, he let himself go, finally. Riding his high, he could almost imagine the both of you there, fawning over him and cleaning him up. One of you could slip down between his legs and lick his sensitive cock while the other played with his nipples and shoved your tongue into his mouth. Whining aloud, his eyes cracked open, ringing ears catching up to his silent apartment where he was alone on his couch, fantasizing and getting off to an innocent picture of his best friends who were in a committed, monogamous relationship with each other.
Sighing disappointedly, he made his way to the bathroom, leaving his phone and shorts in the living room, and turning on the cold water.
As you hung up the phone on your end, you peered up at Cove as he made his way to the kitchen, reheating the leftovers once more. You hummed thoughtfully, tugging at a thread on the back of the couch. “Hey, Cove?”
“Huh?” He turned to look at you, grabbing dishes to separate the food once the microwave beeped. You smiled, giggling at him as he grinned. Grabbing a couple drinks from the fridge, he brought them over to you, dipping down to kiss you softly. “What were you gonna say?”
You sighed as he walked away, grabbing your drink and sipping it. Watching as he divided the food, you scooched on the couch to make more room as he made his way back over. “I was thinking... And please, don’t get the wrong idea...” You pulled at your hair, not looking at him as he folded his leg up, watching you close.
“I love you so much, Cove. I do! You’re perfect in, god, literally every way possible.” You peered over at him, his soft smile and tilt of his head comforting you. “It’s just... I-”
“This is about Derek, isn’t it?” He cut off your apprehensive rambling, your eyes wide as you looked at him. “I love him, too. I’m... In love with him, too.” He must have seen the shock in your expression, hands coming up and waving them around, “I-I-I mean! That’s, that’s what you were gonna say, right? That you were in love with him?”
You snapped your mouth shut, nodding quickly, hair bouncing. “Since we were teenagers! That one summer we spent together when we were 13-”
Cove nodded as well, finishing your thought, “I remember it so well. I thought, well... I could feel a spark between us, we were so in sync that summer.”
You smiled, blushing as you thought about it. “I was wondering... If you were 110% okay with it... We could ask him if he... Wanted to... Join us? And be, you know, like three people?” Your cheeks were on fire, ears burning and ringing as you stared at Cove.
Cove swallowed, looking away for a minute before coming back to you. “I’d love that. I’d love to be in a polyamorous couple with him. Do you think that he’d feel the same way?” The two of you quieted down a bit, humming in thought.
“I think... That he would. He’s always so happy to hang out with us, and when we’re all together, it just feels so...” Your words trailed off, a smile overtaking your face as you thought of your shared best friend.
“Perfect. It feels perfect and right and comfortable. Like it’s supposed to be that way.” Your partner’s blue eyes were clear as he gazed down at you, loving and warm. “I love you so much. I love Derek, too. There’s no one else I’d rather share my heart with than the both of you.” His hands reached out to hold yours tightly, “Do you want this, too? I know you brought it up, but after getting it off your chest, you can say no. I won’t be upset.”
You grinned, heart beating fast as you squealed. “Cove Holden, you’re too perfect! I love you so much.” You leaned forward to kiss him, smiling against his mouth, “Let’s ask him once we’re done shopping this coming weekend, how about that?”
Cove nodded, pulling away from you with a spark in his eye. You kissed him once more, a dramatic loud smacking sound echoing in the room as you broke apart and grabbed your plates. Laughing delightedly, the two of you spoke more about how you would broach the topic once you had Derek in your shared home.
Once the weekend had finally arrived, you and Cove were excited and nervous. The week having both flown by and slogged on. It was Friday night and the two of you were in bed, cuddling and talking a mile a minute. Almost every conversation you’d had since your last phone call with Derek was about the man himself. It seemed that, instead of having any apprehensions about him joining the two of you, it was all excitement about what the three of you could do together.
You tried your hardest to not think about the major ‘what-if’ scenario. If, for whatever reason, he said no. Would it ruin your friendship? Would he think you were freaks? Would he be disgusted? Cove would always reassure you, tell you how no matter what, Derek would always be your best friend, even if he didn’t love the both of you romantically, he still loved both of you. It might just be awkward for a bit.
Leaning over, you took a sip of water, offering it to Cove, before placing it back on your nightstand. Wiggling closer, you rested your head on Cove’s pillow, directly in his face as you chattered on about Derek. Cove laughed, eyes heavy as he held you close. It took you a while to notice he had fallen asleep, still gabbing away about your potential addition.
Blinking, you laughed softly, flipping over in his hold and pressing your back against his firm chest, nude body flush against your own. Snuggling into the pillows, you felt a wave of tiredness from the week and high strung energy hit you. It only took you moments before your eyes fell closed and sleep overtook you.
Cove’s eyes blinked open at the bright light coming in from the sides of the windows, blackout curtains not keeping all the light out. Sighing happily he snuggled into your hair that was tossed up on the pillow, breathing your scent in. It only took him a few moments to become aware of his surroundings, getting up and quietly making his way to the hallway bathroom, trying to keep from waking you up.
Getting ready for the morning, he slinked back into your shared room, grabbing his phone and some gym clothes as he texted Derek good morning. His reply was almost instant and Cove felt himself smile, excitement welling inside of him for tonight. Tugging on his clothes, he grabbed some granola bars and gatorade for the two of them and hopped into his car. Shooting Derek a quick selfie of him in the car, he texted him that he was on his way.
Hearing his phone vibrate, he smiled at the unseen text, pulling into the street and driving off. It wasn’t a long way to Derek’s apartment, and he was immensely grateful he had been chosen to have one of his two guest passes, pulling into a spot in the big city area and getting out and jogging to the doors. Opening Derek’s text, he went to reply before the doors opened before him.
Derek grinned, bright eyed and awake, and pulled Cove in for a hug. Laughing, he wrapped his arms around him, patting his back with one hand. As they pulled away, Cove offered a gatorade before pulling the granola bars out of his pocket. “Hey! That’s so thoughtful of you, man. Thanks.” Derek took both with a smile, stepping aside and letting Cove in.
“Empty in here, not a lot of morning people, I guess?” The two of them walked down the hallway towards the attached gym, Derek drinking his gatorade as Cove looked into each room they passed.
Laughing, Derek grinned, “We’ll probably have the whole gym to ourselves. It’s honestly pretty nice too, they have a lot of weight machines and shit.” Cove smiled, looking down at Derek and tossing an arm over his shoulders, trying to seem casual. You had told him last night that the two of you should test the waters as nonchalantly as possible.
Derek laughed, softer this time, bumping into Cove as he took a bite of his granola bar. Cove inwardly beamed, proud of the advance and the fact Derek didn’t seem awkward or uncomfortable. Coming up to the doors, Derek stepped up first, letting Cove’s arm fall as he held it open. “After you, my guy.”
Cove bowed jokingly, “No please, after you, my good sir.” The boys grinned, a small challenge between them.
“I insist, my liege.”
“No, I couldn’t possibly. Please.”
“Ah, you seem to think yourself unimportant, but that’s simply not true. After you.”
“Sir Derek, my fine gentleman, I implore you to enter before me.”
“A true gentleman couldn’t possibly allow himself to go before his most esteemed guest.”
“Oh, what haberdashery, you know you can’t fool me, you are the epitome of grace.”
Cove and Derek stared at each other before bursting out laughing, Cove covering his face as he giggled and Derek looking up towards the ceiling. Settling down, they both moved to enter before stopping. Derek grinned, grabbing Cove by his shirt and yanking him towards him and through the door. “C’mon we’ll never get a work out if we stand in the doorway all morning.”
Cove snickered, blushing slightly at the assertiveness, and paused to wait for Derek to join him side by side before they moved towards one area of the gym. The two zoned out, lifting while focusing on their sets and reps.
Occasionally, when one wasn’t looking, the other would sneak a glance. Cove admired Derek as he worked his lats, watching his chest and back flexing. Once he slowed to set the weights down, Cove quickly went back to what he was working on. While he was distracted, Derek would watch his biceps as he curled weights, counting quietly as he was focused completely at the task at hand.
Soon, their session was about done, each of them doing what they had planned. Derek swallowed nervously, rubbing the back of his head as he tossed his head towards the treadmills, “Hey, wanna do a mile real fast?”
Cove perked up, glancing at the machines as he chugged some of his drink. Wiping his mouth and panting slightly, he grinned. “Yeah, I’d love to. After that, let’s head back to the house, yeah?” Derek’s eyes flickered to Cove’s mouth, watching as he licked his lips of the residual drink.
“Uh- yeah! C’mon.” Derek chose a couple treadmills for them, starting his up as he watched Cove do the same. He didn’t even want to admit to himself, but he was incredibly curious to see what sort of stamina and speed Cove had. Considering he didn’t do any conditioning with him in high school, despite the both of them doing sports, he really didn’t know much about Cove’s strength honestly.
Coughing slightly, he flushed. Honestly, he wanted to find out for his fantasies - to imagine them together along with you. He grit his teeth, hating himself for the impure thoughts of people who were already committed and in love. But he couldn’t stop himself, it was an indulgence he didn’t want to get rid of, didn’t want to stop.
Cove ran next to him, the treadmills facing the windows towards the small green area of the apartments. Laughing slightly, his voice pulled Derek from his self-deprecating thoughts, “What a view, am I right?”
Derek blinked rapidly, watching Cove for a moment before turning to really look in front of them. “Oh.” Suddenly he found himself laughing, stepping to the sides of the track as he bent slightly. Cove grinned, happy he wasn’t looking as spaced out.
“C’mon, I’m totally gonna beat you, man. Better catch up.” Cove pressed a couple buttons, his machine moving faster. Derek grinned, jumping back on the track and turning his up as well.
“Sorry, forgot this was a competition.” The two men looked at each other, sizing the other up before looking away, messing with the settings until they were going almost comically fast.
Shouting with effort, they ran until the machines beeped, signaling one mile complete. With gasping breaths, they hurriedly turned them off, legs unaccustomed to stopping and almost falling over themselves.
Dropping to the tracks, they puffed heavily, eyes closed and fanning themselves. “Oh... Okay... So that... Was a mistake...” Cove coughed, throat dry and rough from the fastest mile he’d ever run.
Derek laughed breathlessly next to him, nodding. “Damn... I don’t think either of us won either. Kinda... Kinda sucks.” He laughed again, tossing his arm up above his head, puffing still.
Cove sat up a bit, resting an arm on his knee. Grabbing his drink, he took a long sip, gasping for air afterwards. Taking another, Derek watched as a few drops missed his mouth, gliding down his jaw and dripping onto his toned chest.
Breathing out, Derek focused on catching his breath, sitting up to prevent any possible awkward moments arising from his shorts. Grabbing his drink, he chugged it, pausing with the bottle to his lips to catch his breath.
Cove couldn’t help himself as he sipped his own drink, watching Derek’s throat as he drank, sweat dripping from his hairline down to his built shoulders. With a gasp, Derek finished his drink and got up, ignoring how he felt Cove’s eyes on him the entire time. Offering him his hand, he pulled Cove up, grinning.
“Mind if I clean up upstairs? You can come with me.” Derek held his breath, quickly following up with an out if Cove felt too nervous, “I mean, you can head back too, obviously. I have a car too.” Laughing tensely, he looked away from Cove’s shining blue eyes.
Cove smiled, “I don’t mind waiting for you. If you want though, you can grab your stuff and come over and shower there. We have two bathrooms, plus that’ll get the snorlax up out of bed and get ready.” The two of them laughed, knowing you’d be there denying it if you weren’t, well, asleep.
Derek blushed, rubbing the back of his head. “Thanks, guy. I’ll take you up on that. Let me go grab my stuff and I’ll be down in the car, ‘kay? You can cool it down for me.” He snickered as he watched Cove roll his eyes, a smile on his face.
“Anything for you, my king.” Derek laughed loudly, blushing at Cove’s joking words. They walked out of the gym, talking about nothing until they parted at the door. Derek paused at the door to the steps before sheepishly looking towards Cove and hitting the elevator button. “I get it.”
Derek laughed at his acceptance, waving as Cove walked out. Cove unlocked the car, leaving the door open as he started it up and put the AC on blast. Groaning at the hot air so early in the morning, he let it cool down before closing the doors. Grabbing his phone, he sent a quick text to you, telling you how they were about to head out and how Derek was gonna clean up at your place. Pausing for a moment, he also sent a text saying the vibes felt right, and he could feel Derek checking him out during the entire workout session.
Jolting as the car door opened, Derek slid in, basking in the cool air as Cove fumbled with his cell. Derek apologized for surprising him, but Cove just waved his hand. As the two buckled up, Cove pulled out, driving to your shared home. “I texted her, but I’m not sure she’s awake yet. Honestly,” He laughed a bit, “I don’t think she’ll be up until we make her get up.”
Derek grinned, looking out the window and picturing how it would be if the ‘we’ was a more permanent fixture in your lives. Glancing to Cove, “Should we grab some breakfast? That could motivate her to get up and ready.”
Cove grinned, practically drooling after realizing how he was starving. “Yeah... For her...” Laughing, he pulled up to a drive thru, “But really, I forgot. Thanks for reminding me, Derek.”
Derek blushed as Cove said his name, neither of them addressing each other by name much. He grabbed his wallet, staring at Cove for a long moment as Cove also lifted his hips to grab his wallet. The two narrowed their eyes. Cove spoke up first, “I pay for breakfast, you can pay for lunch.”
Derek, set his wallet down, watching him closely, “You better stick with those words. If I catch you or our sleepy gal trying to pay for lunch...” He made a fist and wagged it at Cove, “You’re both gonna get it.” He tried to make his voice threatening, but the two of them jumped as the person in the drive thru spoke to them.
Grinning, Derek relayed his order, Cove ordering for the both of you. Once he got the total, he pulled up to the next window, grabbing his card before Derek lunged over him, surprising the person with his own card. “Here you go!” With a massive grin, he puffed with pride as Cove glared at him from under his arm.
“You son of a-” The cashier interrupted Cove’s muttering, laughing as they handed Derek back his card. “Oh, you’re gonna get it. The queen of the castle is not going to like such a crime.” Derek laughed, rubbing the back of his head and looking out the window.
“Only if someone snitches on me.” He smirked as he looked at Cove, his blue eyes narrowed at him. Grabbing the bags as they were handed to him, he scoffed as he gave them to Derek, a smile on his face.
“I won’t have to, she’ll ask and then I’ll make you answer her.” Derek’s laughter turned worried. Holding the hot bags in his lap and thinking up a way to get out of the conversation when it came up. After all, he was always a man with a plan and a backup plan.
Pulling up to the house, Cove parked the car, opening his door and grabbing the bags so Derek could get out. Letting Derek collect his bag, he locked the doors before moving up to the house, unlocking that one as he let them both inside. “Babe? Derek’s here!”
Derek walked into the familiar house, kicking off his shoes. Hearing sudden movement from the back hall, he grinned, setting his stuff down. The door to the master bedroom flew open, and you stood in pajamas. Opening his arms, he braced himself as you sprinted towards him, shouting loudly, voice groggy from sleep, “Derek’s back!!”
He laughed as you collided with him, spinning the two of you as he tried to focus on not your rough morning voice and definitely not your soft breasts pressed to his chest with so little fabric separating the two of you. Setting you down, but still holding you tight, he smiled softly. He could hear Cove in the kitchen preparing breakfast and setting it down at the table, and for a moment Derek felt like he was coming home to his partners.
Biting his lip, he squeezed you before letting you go, putting a smile back on his face, green eyes kind as he sized you up. “You... Are not even a little bit ready.” You gasped before slapping his chest lightly.
“Cove said the two of you still needed to shower! And you brought breakfast! I’m not wasting precious bedtime to get ready when you two aren’t either!” He laughed, catching your wrist and messing up your hair, dodging as you tried to slap him away with your other hand.
“Kids, breakfast is ready!” The two of you turned to Cove, gasping in tandem. He snickered, a sandwich already in his hand and half gone.
“You’re eating without us?”
“He’s gonna eat it all!”
Shouting in objection, Cove didn’t have the decency to look ashamed, stuffing the rest in his mouth before shaking his head at the two of you as you grabbed two seats at the table. Sitting down himself, he basked in the conversation between you and Derek, surrounded by the two people he loved dearly and a tasty meal.
As you sat back, patting your tummy, you admired your boys in front of you. Stretching tall, you scratched at your hair, yawning. The other two noticed and smiled, standing up, Derek spoke up first, “We’re gonna get ready, how long do you need?” He quirked his brow at you, smug grin on his face.
Sticking your tongue out, you huffed, “Just because I’m not a crazy person who works out first thing in the morning!” You blinked, gasping a bit, “Oh! How did this morning go? Did you guys have fun?” You smiled brightly, Derek matching your sunny tone, but laughed nervously as Cove stared hard at you.
Giving him a confused expression, you watched as he narrowed his eyes, gaze not leaving yours. Your eyes darted to Derek, now narrowed as well. “You did something. What did you do, Derek Suarez?” Balking, he shook his head and his hands, repeating ‘nothing’ over and over. Grabbing your chair, you scooted so you were sat directly in front of him, looking up at him through your lashes, gaze weirdly serious. “What did you do? Don’t lie to me.”
Derek looked to Cove for help, however, the beach bum sighed, frowning and shaking his head disappointedly. “I told you she’d know. It’s easier to confess your sins, Derek. Maybe she’ll go easy on you...”
Incredulously, Derek looked back down at you, your eyes still narrowed and gaze just as suspicious. Deflating, he dropped his hands, “I paid for breakfast after Cove told me not to.”
You gasped loudly, dramatically. “Derek! Naughty boy... I thought you were better than this.” He shuddered at your words, swallowly slightly and willing himself to not have any further physical reactions, and praying you didn’t notice how he literally shivered.
Shaking your head, you tutted, “We’re gonna to pay for lunch. You just don’t know when to let others spoil you, as usual.” Looking up to Cove, you made a fist, nodding determinedly, “Don’t worry, Derek. We’ll break you.” You chose your words carefully, testing the waters Cove said were clear and receptive.
You watched as Derek blushed, though he didn’t tremble like before. You counted that as a win in your book. Smiling, you stood up, waving your hand, “Enough about that, let’s get ready! I’m so excited to go shopping!” Cove laughed while Derek sighed in relief.
“You know where the bathroom is, we’ll all be in the living room once we finish up, yeah?” You nodded at Cove’s words, waving to Derek as you disappeared into the master bedroom with Cove. Once the door was shut, you high fived each other softly.
“He’s so into us, Cove! I never noticed it before last weekend, but he so wants to join us! I think tonight is gonna go, like, perfectly!” Your whispered words excited your boyfriend further, nodding enthusiastically at you. “Okay, okay, okay, let’s get ready. And do not, I repeat do not! Think about Derek being naked in our house at this very second.”
Cove blushed hotly, covering his cheeks. Groaning loudly, “Do you know how hard it was to be around him this morning? If I wasn’t wearing this stupid jock strap I would’ve been noticeably hard...” He whined softly, arms reaching towards you.
You cooed at your precious boyfriend, wrapping your arms around him. “My big strong man! You did what no other could do. I’m so proud of your sacrifice. I couldn’t have been as brave as you were, baby. Watching such a beautiful man get all sweaty and lift weights...” You stroked his sweaty hair, smiling softly.
Cove pulled away, sniffling dramatically as he nodded. “Can my brave boy get into the shower for me? I’ll get ready too while you’re in there.” Nodding again, he turned and started to strip down, sighing in relief as he tugged off his jock strap.
Admiring the view while you could, you finally turned around as the shower curtain closed. Puttering around your room, you grabbed an outfit before going through your morning routine.
Soon, Cove was done as well and the two of you walked out into the living room, seeing Derek on his phone. “All done!” You threw your arms up in the air, smiling wide. “Let’s go shopping!”
The two boys grinned, you grabbed your bag, and the three of you headed out to the car to get your day started.
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wormbloggign · 4 months
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funniest possible situation
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every time i try to imagine what taylor looks like i just imagine taylor swift so this self consciousness scene is very funny to me
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i dont know how lisas power works but i do know that she knows taylor is telling the truth about her name. and that is special
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he has something of a crush on taylor and no i am not just reading into things
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worlds most preciousest boy
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welp, guess you gotta double down
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puppies!!
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anileesstupidlilblog · 5 months
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More Picrew Stuffs (Warning, It's a lot)
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What I used
And a little info on the characters. They are Miraculous Ladybug OCs made on the spot. The characters holding the butterfly and rabbit miraculouses are the villains, and the holder of the fox and bee miraculouses is actually one person, the hero of the story. None of them have names. (name suggestions would be appreciated though)
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This is my ponysona, Ellie. I've had them for a long time, and they've gone through many changes since their creation. They are probably one of the first OCs I made that I really got attached to. (Btw their magical aura/horn magic is orange.)
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This is my persona, Eliza. A fun fact about Eliza is that when I first made them, they were just a human version of Ellie, kinda like the Equestria Girls. But now they're basically a whole other character, I barely even associate the 2 together anymore.
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My persona, Lee! Possibly my most personal sona, out of all of my OCs they're the most like me, even down to appearance! But a weird fact about them that we do not share, is that they love red, I don't like red that much.
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My blueysona, Angel! Not much to say about them, except it's a little difficult replicating them in this Picrew. It's not the creator's fault in any way, it's just that my OC is a bit complicated.
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My personas, Eliza and Lee, respectively! They have been turned into puppies!
This is what I used
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It's Lee again! But this time, she's realistic.
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The design is a bit boring, but it's really cute. I couldn't resist making one of my own.
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My fursona, Ala (aka the preciousest boi ever.) If you've seen his design before you might know that this doesn't look much like him, but again it's my fault, it's my fursona.
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Eliza in the style of that 16 personalities test thing, you answer a bunch'a questions and it tells you your personality. Turns out I'm an INFP-T, (I think.)
Here's a link to the test if you wanna take it.
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vivispec · 11 months
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hey, i’m bloo/vivi (she/her, 25). feel free to send me asks/message me/tag me in stuff, i always love interaction!
mostly posting dragon age rn (and for the foreseeable future) but i’m also pretty big on bg3, outer wilds, mass effect, zelda, msa, ghibli, ancient magus bride, and lots of other things i pick up and put down. i do a lot of writing for my da ocs which you can find on my ao3 here.
speaking of, here are links to my big completed projects:
derecho (my submission for the 2023 dragon age big bang, with AMAZING art by neoendydy)
my whumptober 2022 collection (100% completed because. i have issues.)
under the cut are my dragon age ocs whomst i love dearly, and write about pretty much exclusively! i am a dirty dirty console player so janky quality be upon ye
just realized all but one of these bitches is elves. look. i told you i got issues ok.
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here we have my beloved viera’vun ‘viera’ lavellan, my inquisitor and a solasmancer (i am so sorry to her), as well as the oc i write most by far. she was a dalish hunter trained primarily in daggers, later specializing as a tempest. she is a pathfinder at heart whose greatest strengths are her perceptiveness and resilience, while her greatest weaknesses lie in her impulsivity, lack of assurance in her identity, and her tendency to run from her problems. i have a bunch of fucked up aus centered around her and all the situations i put her into! she likes to run, climb, and sing (she is Bad at it). varric calls her ‘finch’.
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iloniyn, my most preciousest boy. him and viera are hunting partners as well as (platonic) soulmates, a phenomenon known to the dalish as tael’inan. they are each one half of a whole. iloniyn is incredibly sarcastic, confident, and prickly, but tends to care deeply about those that he considers his people, and gives of himself freely to them (even if he complains while doing it). he is bonded to @sweetmage​‘s oc athimien, likes to whittle, is a great shot, and can play the lute. varric calls him ‘snipe’.
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ishme aeducan, a sharp, hard woman who will not be made a fool again. raised to navigate the subtle and dangerous world of dwarven politics, she is incredibly cunning, and often pulling the strings in any given situation. she is softened by alistair, who teaches her how to be a person as she teaches him how to be a king. wields dual blades as a warrior.
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taufei! oooh i love taufei. a leader alongside ishme by the end of origins, she is idealistic, friendly, and generally just a chill person to hang with. though content enough to do her own thing, once she sets her sights on something, she does not relent, often leading her into...hairy situations. those situations include wooing a witch of the wilds and having a sweet lil totally-not-in-any-way-shape-or-form-creepy baby with her! yippee! she was the second of her clan, though her magic was never incredibly powerful and, as such, she made her living on making and infusing potions for her clan. she is a skilled herbalist, knows enough archery to protect herself, and actually has really long luscious curls that Do Not Exist in game you are just going to have to trust me okay.
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kita tabris. she is...intense. if you are her friend she is kinda just a dudebro. picked up the big sword her mother used to wield and decided to learn how to use it because, hell yeah, big sword (which, as it so happens, is exactly what her mom did). if you are not her friend, she is. intense. finds battle thrilling, and isn’t afraid to spill blood. while she can come across as flippant or immature, much of her disregard stems from an avoidance of her more serious (and painful) thoughts and emotions. she is zevran’s gorgeous and incredibly powerful girlfriend whomst he adores and cherishes, and the fact that she can, will, and has crushed a man’s skull with her bare hands only strengthens his devotion. 
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araia surana, a very sweet young mage who is wholly overwhelmed by this big, new world around her. previously a teacher’s pet who didn’t much mind kinloch hold with little in the way of friends, jowan’s ‘betrayal’ left her reeling with nowhere to turn. while she is curious of the world beyond, she is also incredibly anxious. she picks up a habit of lying to avoid confrontation, and while she is very good at it, her dishonesty puts strain on her and leliana’s relationship early on. her passion is in ancient and forgotten magical techniques and practices. she loves listening to leliana’s stories of adventure and romance, and often plays ‘doll’ when her girlfriend decides she needs something to dress up. after the archdemon is defeated, she spearheads efforts to find the cure for the joining.
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crocus-cryptid · 2 years
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Ancient Egyptians: *Horrified and confused by the strange red man shaped creature gently petting the cats at the bast shrine and mumbling in an unknown language*
Me, a ginger that is absolutely COVERED in sunburns after tumbling through a rift in time: Aren't you just the preciousest little baby man! Perfect handsome boy, and a sweetie too! Such a kissable forehead. And I'm sure you're used to getting spoiled, aren't you? And you deserve it.
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musette22 · 2 years
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Wait......IT'S YOUR BRITHDAY?!
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINNIE BEAN!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Wishing you nothing but love and laughter and good things because you so deserve it for being the bestest, most preciousest bean ever! Manifesting dat good shit for you my darling! 💜💜
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Oh my godddddddddd I love you so much!!!!! 💜💜💜💜🥺🥺🥺
THANK YOU, HONEY!! You're the sweetest, and clearly you know exactly what I like (i.e. you and these boys in my inbox!!)
Love you to bits, you beautiful human!! Mwah! xxxx
Me with you:
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daedalusdavinci · 1 year
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Harvey/twoface and Jason Todd for the uhinged bingo
jason:
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jason is my most preciousest baby boy look at that robin and tell me you wouldnt blow up the whole world for him he is so FUCKING SMALL
harvey n 2f:
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i got double bingo and didnt even notice until after i saved the picture and im not fixing it now
i am SO normal about that old man (i am slapping his ass and calling him babygirl)
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the-breadwizard · 1 year
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midnatt says hi
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ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod the most preciousest little boy <333
tell him i love him and give him kissies pls
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i miss you everyday <3
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