I know we're all unwell about Bdubs jumping between Scar and Etho a lot this week but
Anyone wanna talk about how when they were talking on the trees and Scar was pointing his bow at him, Etho actually moved over and hid behind Bdubs??? Without stopping his conversation??? Like Bdubs was saying something and Etho was just like uh-huh yeah keep talking as he moved to use him as PROTECTION against his brother's arrows I am going feral and biting my leg off
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ok is there ANYONE out there thats also interested in pregnant transmasc dom stuff
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does someone want to tell me why i can explain in great detail the chronological lore of FNaF; the ins and outs of how some purple man fucked up his family and the family of his friend while also killing multiple children and making it practically impossible to kill him.
i can talk for hours about the convoluted plot of homestuck; these funny little guys trying their best to not die while playing this game. talking to their future selves while annoying their past selves to the point of probably murder-
i can explain my different AUs to people; going in depth into each character linking canonical events to my fanon ones. connecting exact dates and times to other fandoms so that my crossover fic makes sense. studying the original work word for word so i can write a fanfiction that follows canon almost exactly except for the things going on in the background that make it so my otp can get together in an organic. healthy. way.
but i can't seem to write ONE FIVE. SENTENCE. PARAGRAPH. ABOUT FUCKING AMERICAN HISTORY. i can't keep any of the information i read about it in my head but somehow i managed to write a 2 hour. tragically angst filled. actually had me crying for a bit there. fic in my head about about a ship of mine...all while staring at the box where i need to write five sentences.
someone explain how this shit happens. and how to stop it. cause i'm not trying to get kicked out of school again.
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Small scenes 1: SilentIvory
TW: Bad grammar (written on a kindle from 2013 don't attack me), mention of battle, mention of scars, insecurities, Dragon x Beast Virtue Cookie
Grabbing this from an idea I got while listening to Oh Klahoma by Jack Stauber
Have fun.
(they/them for both Silent Salt and Longan)
It didn't look ugly. At least that's what Longan Dragon said as they took off the helmet.
But Silent Salt was feeling otherwise. Voices spouting in their head, spewing the venom of a serpent, calling the Cookie of Solidarity a freak of nature as they tried to grab the helmet back.
"Dragon, this isn't supposed to humor me. Quit your sarcasm." the Cookie whispers irritably, vocal chords strained from a battle they had years ago.
But the Ivory Dragon just remained calm, placing a gentle yet icy cold claw on the visage of Silent Salt, tracing the injuries like holding a delicate tapestry of olden time.
"Quiet down, little knight." Longan murmurs to them, looking at the mosaic of battle scars across Silent Salt, as if the Cookie's face was a canvas of their battle-ridden life.
"I am merely examining something I find intriguing. You should be honored."
"I don't feel that way," grumbled Silent Salt, before inching backward when the silver-scaled Dragon moved a claw to their eyes, blinded by battle scars and burns.
Silent Salt was about to say something else, but what else was there to say when on the brink of crying? What words would even be appropriate?
Why wasn't this Dragon, this Omnescient Tyrant annoyed? Or disgusted? Even a simple deadpanned stare from them would work! Why wasn't...
How is a dragon like Longan so calm when most would whisper and gawk at the mere sight of a blemish or a scar?
Longan had realized the discomfort before moving their claws any further, and they pulled back with a small huff, as if trying to make light of the situation.
"For someone with the name 'Silent Salt Cookie', you seem to be more fiery and talkative then I initially expected. Shall I rename you to 'Blazing Bitter Cookie' once I get the chance?"
"...no."
"Very well then. "
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There is talk about how the rating of OFMD changed from TV-14 to TV-Mature and if that means we'll get an more explicit sex scene in season 2. I'm here to tell y'all exactly why the rating changed.
THE CHANGE WAS FOR JIM X OLUWANDE SEX SCENE ROUND TWO BABEY!!! LET'S GOOOOO!
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i just want someone to hold me and take care of me and tell me everything’s gonna be okay
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I’m literally about to cry.
So I’m still on my fnaf/Matthew Lillard trip and see a lot of thirsty tiktoks about him.
And a lot of them are focused on his age and the fact that he is older than most of the people that make this videos. (He’s 53)
And under the one video so many people where commenting how big the age gap is. And so many minors are just proudly blast their age basically.
DO NOT POST THAT YOU ARE 10 YEARS OLD AND LIKE OLDER MEN. I LITERALLY BEG YOU. PLEASE!
IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE DO NOT CONFIRM YOUR AGE ESPECIALLY NOT IF YOU ARE THAT YOUNG.
PLEASE LEARN INTERNET SAFETY AND JUST LIE ABOUT THINGS!
Help.
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don't want to jinx anything but i am literally praying and begging and hoping and on my knees for baltimore to beat the shit out of kansas city. amen 🙏🏽
and fuck kansas city all my homies hate kansas city!
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