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chocolate1721 · 4 years

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Dick stuck in a Banana

First, I want to say that this is my FIRST fanfic that I have published. I also want to say thank you to all of my friends on discord, you have helped me build up the confidence I never thought I would have. The last thing is that the banana suit that dick is wearing is the same suit that Adrian wore in the episode “Feast”. Anyway, on to the show.

Dick didn’t know how it happened but it did. He is stuck in a banana suit. No matter how hard he tried he couldn’t get the zipper down. “Come on guys help me out. We’re family, and family helps each other out.”

“Yeah, but pft hahaha. YOU LOOK HILLARIOUS!” Jason bellowed.

“You brought this on yourself Dick; putting on a banana suit. What where you thinking” Tim sighed in exasperation.

“Your ridiculousness never ceases to amaze me,” Damian quips.

“Master Dick, it is not the season for bananas” Alfred added.

“Guuuuuyyyyys, pleeeeeeease help me. I can’t go out in public looking like this!” Dick gestures wildly at his predicament. “I CAN’T LET ANYONE FROM TOWN SEE ME LIKE THIS, LET ALONE ANYONE FROM THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!!!” However, no one took pity on poor Dick, so he was stuck in this banana suit.

*bat alarm*

*batfam flies into dressing sequence*

“GUYS WHAT ABOUT ME!” Dick yells.

“Uhm… Just wait here” Tim responds.

“But.”

Dick watches the others head into action. ‘I won’t be left behind.’ He grabs his mask, cap, and utility belt. Jumping on his batcycle and taking off after his family. After finally catching up to his family Dick was ready for action.

“Pffffftttt hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha! A-a-are y-y-you a hahaha ban-haha-ana hahaha!” The thugs laughed. “Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!”

“Pffft you actually came looking like that? Hahahaha.” Red Hood chuckled.

“Shut up Red Hood.”

The week went on and the city of Gotham knew that Richard Grayson was stuck in a banana costume. There even was a new hashtag, #dickisabanana. (shout out to my friend). But all Wayne brother fun comes to an end. This end goes by the name of Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She is coming to visit her boyfriend, Damian, but she got the shock her life when she walked into what she can only call her worst nightmare.

“PLEASE tell me you are NOT in a BANANA SUIT!” Marinette begged.

“Uhm…I’m not wearing a banana suit.”

“sigh. Do I want to know why you’re still in this?”

“No, no you don’t. Please get me out.”

“On it.” As soon as she released him Mari was on a war path. “Oh boys” she sang out. Everyone, besides Dick, felt a chill go up their spine. They knew why they felt it. They even knew who induced this feeling. They did the only thing that they could do… They escaped to the batcave, donned on their hero gear, and fled.

Alas in their rush to escape they left a man behind. The man who was the weakest against Mari, they left Jason behind, and as he watched his family drive away he swore vengeance on them for this betrayal.

A sudden presence loomed behind him. He didn’t need to turn around to know who it was. Mari grabbed his ear and hauled him up to her level, and in a sickly sweet voice asked, “just where do you think you’re going Jason?”

“!!!!!!!!” Jason is too terrified to speak as he is dragged back to the front of the house where Mari discarded the suit of doom. Jason was not sure how it happened but Mari somehow stripped him of his suit on their way up leaving him in only his bottoms. “Wha-?”

Mari didn’t give him time to process anything before she tossed him into the banana monstrosity. After zipping him up she stuck a safety pin under the zipper to keep him in there.

#@multishipper1needshalp #@dickisabanana #dickisstuck #maribat #poordick #marisfashionvengeance #Jasonisdoomed #therestofthebatfamisdoomedaswell #ripjason #ripbatfam #evendamianisdoomed

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randomingoftherandomness · 5 years

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HIStory 3 - Trapped Ep.8 - 10

Yeah yeah I know I’m late to the game but hush, I’m catching up here

Episode 8

The stupid baby looks like he is moving in with Tang Yi. Yo. Boi. Your ploy is painfully obvious. But it’s ok, I’m ok with it. He looks stupidly happy.

Jack. Are you only backing him up coz you know this is the easiest way to see Zhao Zi?

Zhao Zi. Pls. PLEASE STOP WALKING LIKE THAT. PLEASE. YOU’RE NOT SPIDERMAN.

Dang it girl I was rooting for you why you gotta play them like this...

Jackie Jack my boy, I don’t know what ploy you’re playing but honestly, you’re spitting some truths right now. He seems the sanest one out of the lot.

Ok right now I’m spitting my drink out. Tang Yi trying to be nice and giving Shao Fei a back massage is... Growth. My boy is learning heh... BAHAHA... SHAO FEI YOU DUMBASS. omg this stupid dumbass i’m getting so much secondhand embarrassment watching him in the car.

TANG YI MY BOY YOU PUTTING THE RIGHT MOVES. opening the bottle for him. gentleman, is what you are.

ANNDDDDYYYYYY HAHAHAHAH! also, SHAO FEI COMING IN WITH THE CONFESSION! YAS BOI. WE STAN A MAN IN TUNED WITH HIS INNER FEELINGS

LET’S FINISH OFF OUR COMMON ENERMY FIRST PFFFFFTTTT WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHOW AND WHO WRITES THESE LINESSSSS

Episode 9

AHAHAHAHAHA SHAO FEEEEIIIIII

AM I A BACTERIUM TO YOUUUUU SERIOUSLY WHO WRITES THESE LINESSSSS

Tang Yi is finding all these antics to be very amusing and I’m here for him smiling more because of Shao Fei.

SECONDHAND KISS! D’awwww... Honestly the two of them are idiots and are made for each other

Zhao Zi. My dude. My man. That’s not how.... Omg Jack. JACK. IS THIS HOW YOU FLIRT. JACK YOU’RE LEARNING ZHAO ZI’S ALIEN LANGUAGE VERY WELL. GOOD. THIS IS A GOOD.

I wonder how many times they shot this scene of them falling into the pool. GRANDMA COMPLEX. Yeah, that’s pretty accurate. Also, Zhao Zi checking Jack’s wet pecs is onbrand at this point the complete weirdo.

Hong Ye girl get yo maaannnn! We stan a confident queen who knows what she wants!

Shao Fei’s smug little smile is just... HAHAHA. CREEPY DOCTOR HAHAHAHA. honestly who the fuck was writing the script coz holy shit that’s just A+++++

I legit don’t know what Hong Ye’s play is but if it’s just to make her assistant dude jealous that’s very on point for her. I like the short moment Tang Yi and the dude got. It’s true though, if you ain’t gonna promise her, don’t blame her for doing this.

Episode 10

KELP! KELP! KELP! They really do have a good chemistry and I really like how they play off each other.

OH NO. OH. NO. ohnoohnoohnoohno.....

The chief really cares about Shao Fei for all his nagging. He’s got his Papa Bear mode on and I’m just. So soft. Aw Tang Yi baby boy... Is this when you realise you love the boy?

Tang Yi’s on a warpath. MESSING WITH MY PEOPLE. Damn boy you went 0 - 60 in 3.5 huh. De-ge is super suspect. So is that police dude.

HONG YE. YOU WERE INVOLVED????? GURL.

Meng Shao Fei is different, dang right he is. Gu Dao Yi can you not see that she loves you???? Gu Dao Yi, you love her too, you know you do!

yeah Zhao Zi, back outta there quick just like that. Tang Yi’s gonna have a moment with his Shao Fei (GUH. THE FEELS.)

#history3 #history3圈套 #history 3: 圈套 #History3 Trapped #gab watches stuff #meng shao fei #tang yi #zhao zi #jack

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theabominableblogger · 6 years

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My Reaction to “Thor Ragnarok”

Bless. This. Movie.

Oooh, we’re panning up, oooohhh....

Thor, what happened? Seriously, like how did you get into this situation?

The freaking skeleton though...

*starts singing Fresh Prince of Bel-Air*

Whoaaa....

Whaaaattt...

Thor’s hair is so long here. Too bad it won’t last

Oh my gosh, Thor

GUYS, IT’S CLANCY BROWN! DON’T MIND ME YELLING!

Mjolnir!

They freaking included “The Immigrant Song” into the movie! Holy shit!

Totally did not see Surtur as a tall, skinny dude.

Thor movies totally redefining the body shape of bad guys everywhere

Wait, so that’s not Surtur’s eyebrows?!?

KARL URBAN!

KARL URBAN WITH HIS NATURAL AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!

Seriously, Thor, why are you in Muspelheim?

OH MY GOD, THERE’S A DRAGON!

A MOTHERWHINING SHAKEWEIGHT?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

Hahahahaha... the freaking dragon head...

How come Skurge doesn’t have a personal horse there that he can ride into Asgard instead of actually jogging his heavy ass there?

Goddamn it, Loki...

Wait, is that Liam Hemsworth as Actor!Thor?

OH MY GOD IT’S MATT DAMON!

OH MY GOD THE FREAKING CHOIR!

Wait, please tell me that’s Sam Niell as Actor!Odin

Fake!Odin literally just said “Oh shit”

*ugly, ugly snickering*

So why is Odin’s color scheme now orange?

Thor’s pulling the freaking Jack Bauer Interview Technique on Loki

Aayyyy he [Loki] look good!

How has no one caught onto Fake!Odin?

One epileptic trip through the Bifrost later...

SHADY ACRES CARE HOME?!?

“I’m not a witch.” “Then why did you dress like one?” Oh my God

Thor, you’re too cute when it comes to taking pictures

“Sorry Jane dumped you [Thor].” “It was a mutual dumping.” NO SCREW THAT NOISE

#BringBackJaneFoster2k17

He [Thor] disguised Mjolnir... as an umbrella...

Doctor Strange!

YOOOO IT’S MAH BOI DR. STRANGE!!

Oh now they’re just replaying the end credit scene from “Doctor Strange”

“I [Thor] don’t have a phone.” Then send a raven!

All right, I know it’s comic accurate for Dr. Strange to have yellow gloves but here they look weird

Mjolnir just freaking destroyed the New York Sanctum flying its way to Thor

“I [Loki] have been FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!!!” *cue ugly snickering*

Well shit, now I gotta go rewatch “Doctor Strange.” Expect a rewatch post before Netflix removes all the Marvel movies.

“Alright, bye bye!” Pffftttt....

This music here is great

Holy crap we haven’t seen Odin in four years. I’m old. I was a sophomore in high school when “Thor: The Dark World” came out. Dang.

Wait, so who’s Hela’s mother? It’s definitely not Frigga, right?

Also wow, way to drop the secret sibling bomb on your son at the last minute, Odin.

Ooohhh there she [Hela] is!

Hela: Kneel

Loki: Bitch, you stole my line.

Hela’s entrance consisted entirely of her trash talking her younger brother. Amazing.

Noooooooooooo!!!!!

Whaaaa that’s awesome!!

Whaaaaaaa!!!

Volstagg!

Aaaahhh it’s the Warriors- NOOOOO!!!

Man, Cate Blanchett looks freaking amazing

The heck?

That’s it. I’m downloading the OST

That ramp is awesome

Valkyrie! I dressed up as her for a Halloween party a few weeks ago!

She [Valkyrie] just freaking toppled off the ship, drunk...

This movie should be subtitled “Thor and the Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Weekend”

Oh hi Sakaar!

Where did Hela get her cape? Did she rip off Volstagg or Fandral’s corpse or something?!?

“My father is dead. As are the princes, you’re welcome.” Pfffttt...

Hogun!

Ooohh I like that shot of Hogun’s mace

Oh shit are Asgardian capes bulletproof? That’s awesome!

Damn Hela

NOOO HOGUN!!

Heimdall?

Is Thor on a Disney ride or something?

OH MY GOD IT’S THE OPENING TITLES FOR WILLY WONKA!

Who is freaking narrating the ride?

Oh, can’t you [Grandmaster] get up and walk the ten feet to Thor?

Valkyrie’s freaking flirting with the Grandmaster after getting paid... that’s totally Han Solo here

Isn’t that the dealer from “Guardians of the Galaxy,” the one Peter tried selling the Orb to?

“OHHH MY GOD!” Thor, I love you.

Loki!

Confirmed: the Grandmaster’s bi

Korg! Taika!

“I tried to start a revolution...” Hahaha!

“It’s a circle... more like a freaky circle.” Hahaha!

Whoa...

WAIT HELA CARRIED MJOLNIR ONCE?!?

FENRIR!

“Faake!” Oh my God!

The Tesseract!

The hell is that?

Wait, so is that Hel? Like Hel, as in Hell, the place?

Whaaa that’s awesome!

Thor’s doing the Viking Prayer. That’s awesome.

Bwahahahaha!

“PISS OFF, GHOST!” Hahahaha!

Wait, there’s vampires in the MCU?

“Oh my God, the hammer pulled you off?” HAHAHAHAHA!

“An elite form of [female] warriors. It’s about time.” Damn right, Thor!

STAN LEE!

Lots of screaming Thor in this movie

Damn Loki, that glass grab was slick

Unpopular Opinion: I think Thor looks better with shorter hair

HUULLLKK!!

“I [Loki] have to get off this planet!” Pffffftttt....

HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!

Even Loki’s freaking out for Thor

He’s [Thor] trying the calming down technique Natasha did from “Age of Ultron”

OH MY GOD

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!

Shit.

Whaaa...

So what kind of Asgardian is Skurge?

Umm, doesn’t Gungnir have the same power of Heimdall’s sword though?

YAAY!

Umm, can we talk about how gorgeous Asgard looks?

That’s not awkward at all

Gotta get a shirtless Chris in somewhere in a Marvel movie

We just saw Hulk’s butt onscreen...

Never imagined Thor being picky about interior design.

He’s probably a big fan of “Property Brothers”

Whoaa!

Things I Like: Thor with orange eyes

Hulk is very much the petulant child here

Aaawww Hulk and Valkyrie are buddies!

“NO TEAM, ONLY HULK!” Oh my gosh

Holy crap it’s been two years since we’ve seen the Quinjet

Point Break!

Natasha!

Wait, Bruce doesn’t remember the last two years?

Aaw Tony keeps a stash of clothes on the Quinjet whenever Bruce de-Hulks

Whoa!

Oh my gosh that’s awesome!

Wait, what do they mean “Banner might not come back?”

“I’m sorry, Tony wears his pants super tight around the crotch.” Oh my God, no...

I am totally down for an AU of Bruce and Thor attending Holi and getting covered in colored chalk

“The Re-Revengers” Oh my God I love it!

Holy crap, Loki’s the only one who actually addresses Bruce by his first name

“Wait, whose Anus?” Oh my God no

“I need safe passage through the Anus.” Loki just said that.

Aaww Thor’s favorite animal is a snake... WAIT OH MY GOD NO IT’S A REFERENCE TO THE WORLD SERPENT

“Aah, it’s me!” Hahahaha!

“Loki, I thought the world of you.” Aaawww...

GET HELP!

Goddammit another double

THEY JUST MENTIONED ‘ORGIES’ IN A MARVEL FILM!

Whoaaaa big fluffy boy [Fenris]

Skurge, no

“I [random Asgardian] know where the sword is.” Goddammit

Whoa...

Ohh I like the detail of summoning people to the court with Gungnir

“OK, get up.” Oh my gosh that line delivery was awesome. She’s like an annoyed sibling- which she is- and that’s the sort of tone of voice I’ve used a lot surprisingly

Whoa...

Fenris!

AAAHHH!!!

Man, the Fenris Wolf looks awesome

Let’s go, Heimdall!

Oohhhhh...

Korg!

Wait, that means...

“Your savior is here!” Freaking Loki

They’re pulling some “American Gods” shenanigans with these Odin visions and the colors

OOOHHH LET’S GO!

LET’S GO!

YEAAHHH “THE IMMIGRANT SONG!”

LET’S GO!

C’mon, Skurge...

Nooo- oh thank God

So are none of the Revengers gonna discuss how, oh I don’t know, Thor’s missing an eye?!?

C’mon, Skurge...

Dooon’t.... don’t think about it [the Tesseract], Loki!

God dang it

Yoooo Clancy Brown’s back!

Hulk, no!

Goddamn Hela, that’s awesome!

Please don’t tell me they killed off Hela

So... Asgard’s just.... gone

Liking the new eyepatch

He’s [Loki] actually there now! Yay!

Oh my gosh, Thor’s little wave

Aaand we’re off to Norway

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