the fucking audacity trent reznor had in the 90s to be prancing around in stupid little pvc // leather pants like ok we get it.. but at the same time...... do go on.................
Description: Tiktok from user "sweetdreams.zzz". An old white woman walks into a kitchen where there is a bowl of fruit and there is a filter of Barry B Benson dancing in the bowl.
Woman: I'm hungry, I'm gonna have a snack.
She reaches for a banana but stops.
Woman: Oh! Barry B Benson, what are you doing here?
Barry: Ya like jazz?
An old white man comes in with a fly swatter.
Man: Watch out, there's a bee!
He smacks the bowl and Barry disappears.
Woman: Oh no! What did you do? That was Barry B Benson!
they should get to call each other pet names post-canon i think
you may be asking "why is he only freaking out about the pet name? what about the kiss?" well you see. it's part of their routine and he's deluded himself into thinking it doesn't mean anything <3 [ kim dok ja is an idi ot ]
this is inspired by an art challenge i saw for valentines - to show a character calling another one sweetheart. i'm extremely late for valentine's so i'm not officially participating or anything but. them calling each other sweetheart is sooooo good as a concept i had to see it through. so happy late valentine's day and, more importantly, happy late birthday kdj <3 get kissied idiot!!!!!
also i know this is mostly joongdok but i promise hsy wasn't an afterthought - i just couldn't put together more than one of these and i liked this one best. here are all the ideas i wrote down
anyway i'm really happy with this ^_^ i'm not sure if it's in character but it makes me smile :3 especially kdj's hair getting all ruffled..... hsy laughing at him like a hypocrite..... they're soooo silly. i do wish i could've included yjh's titty belt though </3