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wow, anika gets the bed? where’s shivaay? still on the floor?

oh guess he took the sofa tonight.

THANK GOD SHE DOESN’T SLEEP WITH DUPATTA ON. I REMEMBER HER DOING THAT A FEW TIMES IN THE OU.

... these days whose first instinct isn’t to just take their phone and call the person??? no one goes anywhere without their phone.

of course he’s in the kitchen.

... uh shivaay? u ok bro? whatcha got going on there buddy?

ok none of the dishes he prepared seem to be sweet. why are there 4 million boxes of dark brown sugar here then????

huh??? that’s not what “organic” means???/ and how would he know if it’s been touched by anyone???

ok firstly he has a friend who’s not a brother????? how???? secondly, ohhhh boyyy, mohit is his best friend and he’s gonna fuck him over goooooood. just like daksh did in the OU. oh shivaay, why can’t you pick better friends????

aw man he looks so happy. this poor boy.

“ek baar kisi ne uske khaane mein kuch milaa diya tha... aur woh marr gaya tha.”

LMAO WHAT????!?!?!!??????????? AND WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT SO CASUALLY???????????

“phir woh waapas aa gaya.”

all hail the immortal mohit. i’m already super intrigued by him.

mohit’s a magician. like... LITERALLY.

oh apparently shivaay’s an oxford man in this universe. (as opposed to cambridge in the OU.)

also, mohit went to oxford and now is a magician???? what a waste of those tuition fees. (or does oxford offer courses in magic and that’s what his degree’s in???)

also yeah we definitely know how mohit is going to fuck up everything here. through his illusions and shit. they shouldn’t have revealed this right at the get go.

ok this mohit/taj is definitely a weirdo with the whole sugar bs. aur ek TEJ kya kam tha, ki ab yeh TAJ bhi aa gaya jeena haraam karne?

also again, this brown sugar is ainvayi ka exposition, so that anika will have clues to link mohit to whatever fuckery goes down in the coming days.

shivaay seems verrrrrrry excited to introduce his ‘sirf dost’ to his best dost.

but i still don’t get why he’s prepared like, 50 meals for him???????

ok idk what kinda high maintenance weirdass “friendship” this is, that shivaay is redecorating a whole damn room for him. i barely manage to run the vacuum cleaner and dust around a little bit before my bff visits.

JUST TELL THE TRUTH SHIVAAY, MOHIT’S AN EX BOYFRIEND ISN’T HE? LIKE, COME ON. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES THE FIRST SECOND HE WAKES UP OTHERWISE????

headcanon: mohit is in the redux what advay was in the OU. cute college roomie who shivaay experimented with.

GAURI IS ME. I AM GAURI.

“best friend ka pata nahi, par ajeeb zaroor hain.”

SEE????? GAURI IS ME.

lol i love how prinku sees aniri and instantly is like YES WHO AND WHAT ARE WE GOSSIPING ABOUT TODAY????

god how many fucking times has shivaay almost died in this universe????

also jaan toh khanna ne bhi bachaayi hai uski. koi usko kyun nahi maanta????? #RespectKhanna2k18

PRINKU CASUALLY HOLDING HANDS WITH GAURI AS THEY WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DANG DUDES I THINK I SHIP RIKU????? PRINKU’S CERTAINLY MAKING MORE OF A MOVE THAN OMKARA HAS IN ALL THESE DAYS. #theOberoiThatDeservesRi

literalllllllllllllly die in a fire, dadi.

ok thank god at least for a few days this old battleax will calm the f down with the hate.

the fuck you mean khud fly karke aa raha hai???? like... LITERALLY? FLAPPING HIS OWN WINGS, AS OPPOSED TO IN AN AIRCRAFT?

idk man, in this show anything’s possible. also he’s a magician so who the fuck knows??????????

uhhhhhh is it necessary to take the call out here in the storm than in the car where it’s quieter????

mohit sounds hella irresponsible if he’s on the phone while piloting a chopper.

yeah mohit don’t give a fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk about the weather.

WHY ARE THESE MEN YELLING AT SHIVAAY???? LIKE, ISN’T THERE SOME AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER WHERE THEY CAN COMMUNICATE WITH MOHIT DIRECTLY AND NOT GIVE HIM CLEARANCE TO LAND?

lmao all of them yelling and waving this is just the dumbest fucking bullshit everrrrrrrrrrrr.

he landed just fine, you idiots.

aaaaaaaaaand the chopper just blew up. not that safe a landing i suppose.

for sure an “illusion” by mohit.

itna toh shivaay anika ke liye bhi nahi chillaaya tha kal. more faraq here, definitely.

yup, there he is, striding out coolly. why would you even doubt otherwise? looks like i have more faith in mohit and his jadoo than you do, shivaay.

ohhhhhhhh boy. what a terrible hammy entry under the guise of swag.

lmao where did SHE appear from?

man, just... the amount of trauma this poor boy has undergone in the last 24 hours. yesterday this time, he was mid-fall from the 30th floor. and now this bullshit. everyone around him is wearing on his last damn nerve.

lol what is this ridiculous chammiya music that’s the theme to mohit and his gal pal???????????

yeah this is how you already know that mohit is a fucking TERRIBLE friend, that he pranks his “best friend” with this kinda garbage, and is nonchalantly asking him “kya hua? darr gaya?”

“tera jadoo kisi ki jaan lega ek din.” “kisi ki nahi, teri.”

yeah, toxic friend alert. literally fuck off mohit. you’re cute and all but i don’t like you.

also what on the nose foreshadowing. kuch toh fucking subtlety rakho????????

“zinda hoon main, CHOO KE DEKH LE.”

mohit, not in front of the wife!

oh yikes, her accent is terrible. why not just have her speak in english?

some friendship this is, he didn’t even invite him to his wedding.

lmao ok shivaay also got married without telling him, so i suppose they’re even in this case.

ahaa. mohit already knows.

man tej is a damn gossip. now we know where rudra gets his non-ability to keep a secret from.

yeah you two shady fuckers and your jadoo aren’t fooling me oneeeeeeee bit.

ohohohohoooooo namaste and all. waah bhai, kya sanskaar hain.

literally 3 minutes into this and i’m already tired of mohit and his magic. god how am i going to tolerate this bs over the coming weeks???

god shivaay could you stop gushing over him like this????????// MAN HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THAT HE’S SHADY AF????? YOU HAVE THE INSTINCTS OF SOMEONE BORN YESTERDAY.

god aadhe se zyaada episode toh in saalo ke entry par chala gaya.

now i suppose we’ll have to see aniri gush over him?//

oh so shivaay’s perfectly fine introducing anika to his best friend as “biwi” huh?????

dang anika, i’ve never seen you this excited in this universe ever.

is it this sari? i think it’s this sari. she gets very hyper whenever she wears it.

gauri is internally screaming DI CAN YOU CHILL PLZ YOU’RE COMING ACROSS AS SO EMBARRASSING (same as me.)

mohit calling anika “so cute” is a big fucking mood.

when the fuck will shivaay appreciate????????

yeaaaaaaaah mohit. wait till you find out the real story. you should get a reallllllll kick outta it.

... is there a reason nancy had to be a foreigner? other than the fact that she’s played by one?

“kuch zyaada hi ganda hai” lmaooooooooooooo mohit you savage SHE’S TRYING YOU BITCH

oh goddddddddddd nancy you literally just walked in, can you settle down a little before you start interrogating people on their “love story”???

...... so they’re just avoiding that direct question and are having this conversation about mohit’s jadoo instead???

also shivaay is like pls no more jadoo today.

IS ANYTHING EVEN GONNA HAPPEN IN TODAY’S EP? AINVAYI MERA TIME WASTE KARE JAA RAHE HO TUM LOG. GIVE ME MORE PRIYANKA AND GAURI HOLDING HANDS IF YOU PPL HAVE NO PLOT TO SHOW ME.

god anika is being pushy and weird as fuck.