I think Jay canonically not dying even once in the entire show is really funny.

But also it gave me the idea for my fave headcanon for him ever a while ago so, Jay fandom this is for you;

Unless Jay gets any of his vital organs damaged [Ex. him getting large amound of sea water in his lungs in Seabound], he can't die.

If he gets thrown/crushed by something and his heart enters cardiac arrest without damage to any of his organs?

His lighting powers would just, automatically re-start his heart if it were to stop.

Not only that, but depending on the wound and the organ, his lightning can also turn off his nerves because of the sudden adrenaline rush, so he can't feel the said pain unless the adrenaline wears off.

If he were to get beaten to death, he can't die unless his entire body bleeds to multiple organ failures and he won't feel the pain of it until he loses the adrenaline rush he's in due to the said blood loss.

TLDR: Jay's lighting powers are his built in Defibrillator unless he fucks up his vital organs and bleeds to death/organ failure.

i do not trust a single person who thinks lloyd is younger than 20 in dragons rising, mentally and/or physically.

also the people who think arin and sora would be older than lloyd if it weren't for the tea.

that is just so... so factually incorrect.

Elemental Master of Ligthning

You're a snake, you're a snake I can see it in your face

Jay fights snake style in my mind.

If Wu ever has a phone, he definitely ends his texts with 'Signed, Wu' on them like he would his letters

No clue about you guys but headcanoning Zane as like 6'7" is really fuckin' fun cuz like imagine Dr. Julien designing him and going "Ykw I'm gonna make my son the tallest mf anyone's ever seen." And actually going through with it.

Guys you know how the green ninja prophecy said that one of the ninja rises above the others and becomes the green ninja or smth and the OG 4 assumed they were the candidates of sorts?

So what if that part was a mistranslation due to FSM illegible ass writing.

Like, FSM wrote the prophecy and drew the picture, BUT, instead of what the prophecy says now, he originally wrote something along the lines of "The four guardians will find and protect the one that rises above them and becomes the green ninja until they are ready to defeat the dark lord" but due to the illegible ass writing, the translators could only decipher "four", "rises above", "green ninja defeat", and "dark lord", and used the image as a little out of context in order to make it to be what it is now.

Just a thought that came to me.

I think that when Jay and Cole go out for coffee Cole gets the most horrendous sugary drink possible and Jay gets black coffee with like three espresso shots

Okay but here me out-

It's pretty much agreed on that all the Ninja more or less grew up in different cultures right?

SO like what if they all refer to one thing as a different word, yet they all mean the same thing.

So like the living room for example- I feel like Cole would call it a parlor (bc of his dad) whilst Jay and Zane would prolly call it the main room, as they grew up in small homes. Kai and Nya would prolly call it the living room, as that's what their parents called it (maybe idk). While Lloyd would call it the common space/area (as at Darkley's, the common area was the only neutral truce-y kind of area)

There was a h u g e soda vs pop debate too, dw.

Jay says jimmy's instead of sprinkles, which annoyed the absolute fuck out of Kai for the longest time.

So I was watching ninjago (surprising, I know) and call me an idiot but i just noticed this.

As a kid, I always wondered why the ninja were so colorful. Like, how is this guy dressed in pure white supposed to hide in the middle of the night? And don't get me started on red, which blends in just about nowhere.

It just hit me: What if they weren't MEANT to hide everywhere?

They're meant to blend in with their elements.

Kai, Jay, and Cole don't blend in with the snow. But they aren't meant to.

Zane, Kai, and Jay don't blend in with caves. But they aren't meant to

Cole, Zane, and Kai don't blend in with the sky. But they aren't meant to.

Jay, Cole, and Zane don't blend in with lava or fire. But they aren't meant to.

My new favorite thing to imagine is that all the ninja have their "sea legs" in a sense. Like we've got a highspeed chase in the bounty and there's like guests on board and they're all flying across the ship with every turn while the ninja are just standing there perfectly fine because they're just that used to being on the ship

The concept that Lloyd's element is Life and Energy and not just energy has been rotating around in my head for ages. Lloyd will sometimes mold clay and breathe life into whatever he creates...

imagining a scenario. the ninja are talking about the lastest problem in ninjago. they're all like: "well this what we signed up for when we decided to be ninja".

but lloyd is on the brink of a crisis because he couldn't just decide not to. but now, because he's been living this life for so long, the idea of not being a ninja is paralyzing because what would he do otherwise?

did that make any sense? im just rambling before i clock in to my adult job.

Elemental Master of Fire

It's one of those days, my world is crashing everything looks on fire It's one of those nights, I'm dreaming but I'm walking on a wire

Ignore the fact that he is doing a tiger stance even though his animal is a lion

Jay

Small doodle + headcanon jumpscare FT. PIXAL Wu and PIXAL are very often left alone to their own devices when the ninja go on missions, and so they've grown to get to know each other better, after a bit of awkward shuffling around each other because they've barely been able to properly talk, after a while they start bonding in ways the ninja didn't PIXAL helps Wu with trying to make food, teaching him of mechanics, sometimes secretly even riding the vehicles around the forest, the two can also sometimes just spend their days in comfortable silence, reading a book and talking about it later on. Due to this PIXAL has learned a few secrets of Wu that he hasn't even told the ninja, one of those things is his more draconic side, she gives him comfort in a way that makes him sure that she wont judge him for his antics [there's a certain pressure around the ninja, since he's the closest with them] One of the things PIXAL has found Wu to enjoy is sunbathing [its a dragon thing], so sometimes if he needs it, she goes accompany him to the side of the mountain, of course having her own cooling system as she reads a book in the peace of his company

I know it's because of kid show censorship, but I think it'd be very funny if the in universe reason no one had guns in ninjago since (what, season 3 ?) is because guns are just. Illegal in ninjago. Like the law was passed atp when we stopped seeing guns in the show. And for some reasons this is the one law even the worst villains respect. (Maybe bc trafficking guns became way too complicated for the result when they know the ninjas don't even have some anyway, so it'd be better to use the energy for their plans / magic weapons or something)

Edit it was not in season 3 at all I think it was more like in season 5 but nvm you get the point

smith isn’t actually kai and nya’s last name, when nya was younger she asked what her full name after hearing others’ was and kai panicked, thought of his blacksmithing job, and said “smith”. nya still doesn’t know to this day and kai just goes with it