#My joints hurt.
Hooks that rip apart my body,
Tearing into joints and ripping,
Stabbing pains that just keep on,
Even as they leave me tripping.
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had a conversation with my mom and now i'm curious
If unsure, go grab yourself a pencil and compare to these examples:
"Correct" ways to hold a pencil:
(if you didn't know there were names for these, yea I had no idea either until I started looking stuff up lmao)
"Wrong" ways to hold a pencil:
I'm mostly curious as someone who has always held her pencil wrong. No matter what teachers/my mom ever did to try and teach me (pencil grips, elastic bands, etc) it just never worked. I wanna know how universal this experience is hdKJH
(rb for sample size, etc etc, the usual)
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Reminding my puppy whose in charge by grabbing tightly onto their soft plush waist, nails digging in and marking them up as I help guide their pace as they bounce on my cock
Making them stay nice and obedient as a good cockslut pup with a few nice harsh yanks on their leash, trailing my knife down their hip each time they start getting whiny
Telling them they better be a good puppy fleshlight for me, or they'll get a painful tiring night of punishment~
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the most long-suffering cody wip in the world
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Haven't flexed for the internet in a while.
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i successfully held a dead hang for ten whole seconds!!
my elbow is not happy with me.
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so like
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You’ve done Optimus sleeping in alt mode but what abt megatron sleeping in alt mode?
he tried it once and it made his knees hurt all day
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“An uninvited guest, unloved friend, unwanted lover.”
free my man eddie
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Call me pump shanty the way my joints and muscles ache and swell but remove the muscles and the swell.
Actually now that i think about it dont call me pump shanty please and thank you
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Maybe your computer would stop overheating
if you cleaned out your spam folder once in a while.
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Hey guys it's miku day
I found out that it was miku day today the only reason I got this done is because I told myself I couldn't have a brownie until I finished 2 hours later now I can warm up my brownie
If that's not being food driven idk what is
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It’s not fair!(when have you ever known the world to be a fair place?)
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