Welcome to the Show!
In the bustling streets of a city cloaked in dangerous shadows, where every alleyway whispers secrets and every corner hides mysteries, two enigmatic figures cross paths, setting in motion a tale of intrigue, passion, and the unexpected.
We follow Alastor Dawson, a man of charismatic charm and an eerie aura that leaves those around him both entranced and wary. With a past shrouded in darkness and a present veiled in enigma, he roams the city with a purpose known only to himself.
And then we have Dante Salvatore, a figure draped in shadows and secrets, whose piercing gaze betrays the depths of his own tumultuous history. In the heart of the city's crime-infested underbelly, he navigates the intricate web of his own making, always watching, always calculating.
As fate weaves their paths together, a complex dance of attraction and intrigue ensues, blurring the lines between ally and adversary, friend and foe. In this strange world, where the supernatural meets the mundane, join Alastor and Dante on a journey through the shadows of their souls and of the world they reside in, where every twist and turn brings them closer to the truth—and to each other.
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Random Characters doing the Tim Test (Based on the Tiktok skit by thepandared)
Mario:
Tim Drake: “You’re one of two well known plumbers that vanished from New Donk City one day and around that same time, a literal princess ends up getting rescued from captivity thanks to the efforts of heroes under those same names.”
Mario: “Mama mia...”
Sonic:
Tim: “You’re literally a walking, talking, blue hedgehog.”
Sonic: “Right, one moment.” Runs off and wears a disguise. “Sword sharped! Get your sword-”
Tim: “You’re still a walking, talking, blue hedgehog.”
Sonic: Takes off the hat. “That didn’t work on you?”
Tim: “The fact that it works on everyone else BUT Tails is astounding.”
Prism Black, Prism Red, & Pink Argus:
Prism Black: “All of us rangers have masks, so I understand if-”
Tim: “You’re Adell.”
Prism Black: “What?”
Tim: “You’re the strongest of the Prism Rangers, capable of soloing all of them and yet you only get called on for emergencies, probably because YOU LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANET!!!”
Pink Argus: “See, I told you Adell.”
Prism Red: “It’s okay Prism Black. No need to feel down.”
Tim: “Piyori Nijino, Yukari Takeba, neither of you even wear your fucking helmets!”
Shantae:
Shantae: “Is there really a point to me being here? It’s not like I make an effort to disguise myself.”
Tim: “That’s an understatement, you’re literally one of the very few half genies that exist in your world and you have a job title of “guardian genie”.”
Shantae: “Huh. I’m surprised you didn’t go over what I’m wearing.”
Tim: “...Did you want me to?”
Shantae: “Nope! I’m good!”
The Defenders of Earth:
Gordon: “Alright, Tim. Let’s see how well you can-”
Tim: “Gordon, Jennifer, Thursday, Kurtis.”
Jennifer: “Well, that was fast.”
Kurtis: “I understand the others, but how did you figure me out so quickly?”
Tim: “Literally all 4 of you work for the government, or at least you used to, Gordon doesn’t wear a helmet, Jennifer shows more skin than Shantae, Thursday is...well...Thursday, and Kurtis might have passed if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s literally the only prinny in who knows how long to receive a free pass from Hades and not have to go through training! Plus you rarely ever say “dood”, like that’s fucking rule #1, even Flonne knows that.”
Gordon: “I told you.”
Kurtis: “Shut it!”
Joker and Killia:
Tim: “Bro, do I even need to say anything? Your name is fucking Killia! How did your allies not pick up earlier that you were Killidia by that alone?! Also, your one of 2 overlords from the Cryo Blood Netherworld who ended up “vanishing”!
Killia: “And we still don’t know what happened to the other one.”
Joker: “Don’t get so down Killia. Not everyone is skilled in hiding their identities like a phantom thief, right?”
Tim: “You’re Akira Kurusu (Mun’s prefered name), leader of the Phantom Thieves of Heart.”
Joker: “...Huh?”
Tim: “Yeah. Honestly, I think you’re doing worse than Killia. You do recall that pretty much ALL of your confidants have figured out who you are on their own right? Little gamer kid, a news reporter, even your own fucking homeroom teacher, man!”
Joker: “Okay, but they only figured me out after I got to know them-”
Tim: “How about the time you got blackmailed by both Makoto and Akechi?”
Joker: “You really gotta bring those up?”
Tim: “And let’s not forget the fact that you hang out with group filled with people who are someway associated with the criminals who had their hearts affected. You failed the test dude, get your shit in order.”
Killia: “Guess this means I should be the leader then?”
Joker: “You’re not helping, bro.”
Minato, Hamuko, and Yu:
Yu: “Okay, none of my confidants aside from my uncle and Adachi figured out I’m the leader of the investigation team, so I should be in the clear, right?”
Tim: “Just like with Joker, you’re commonly seen hanging out with reported victims of a mass disappearance crime which could have led to a mass murder. In fact, you make even less of an effort to hide yourselves compared to the phantom thieves, so no you don’t pass.”
Yu: “Shoot...I’m still the king, though.”
Hamuko: “What about us? Do we pass?”
Tim: “Oh yeah, you and Minato pass for sure.”
Yu: “What? How?”
Tim: “Granted, they’re associated with the current head of a famous company who just so happens to own the school they go to, no one’s going to be able to remember who they are unless if they’re a persona user because of the fucking Dark Hour!”
Minato: “Yeah pretty much.”
Yu: “I call shenanigans.”
Hamuko: “I say deal with it.”
Agent Xero:
Agent Xero: “All the members of the agency I work with has a ring that changes our appearance, so as long as I have it on, I can like I completely different person.”
Tim: *Shows the ring in his hand* “You mean this ring?”
Agent Xero: “...Nooooooooo...”
Tim: *Tosses it to her* “Have that thing size adjusted and then we’ll talk.”
Yukimaru:
Yukimaru: “I am here to take my test.”
Tim: “Alright, we can determine this by asking 1 question.”
Yukimaru: “I am ready.”
Tim: “How good is your art of the henge?”
Yukimaru: “I...can make clones but, can’t transform yet.”
Tim: “Well until you do, then I’m afraid that you fail simply because of the fact you’re one of the 2 survivors of a clan’s massacre.”
Yukimaru(?): “Very well. I’ll be sure to let her know.”
Tim: “Okay, wait what?”
Yukimaru: Enters the room. “I am here for my test, zam.”
Tim: “Wait if you’re here then...Fubuki?!”
Fubuki: *Reveals himself* “Works every time.”
Tim: “Ugh. Fine you pass. Clever bastard.”
Orphen, Dante, and Bayonetta:
Tim: “Dante, you have a public identity, so that’s an instant fail.”
Dante: “Probably wouldn’t be as fun if it was.”
Tim: “But Orphen and Bayonetta pass.”
Orphen: “Wait, really?”
Tim: “In your case Orphen, you’re not really all that social. Only a small handful of people outside of your classmates at the tower know you and even then, not all of them know your actual name, since you’ve been going as “Orphen” for over 5 years after leaving the tower. As for Bayonetta, despite fighting like a stripper assassin, regular humans won’t be able to see her in action. And even less people know her actual name than you, mostly because almost all the witches died off.”
Bayonetta: “Are you really testing us or trying to tell us that we’re lonely?”
Tim: “...Yes.”
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