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michaelmilligan · 8 months

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Midam Appreciation Week Day 3: The F-word (family)

Do we have to? Michael asked for the fifteenth time, wings twitching in agitation.

Oh, come on. It'll be fun! Adam countered, also speaking in their shared mind-space. While there was currently no one else around to hear them, that would change soon – at least if Michael finally got a move on.

I don't want to see them, Michael grumbled.

Adam took over the vessel for a second to raise an eyebrow at his pouty archangel. My brothers or yours?

… Yes.

The mighty archangel Michael, scared of a little family dinner, Adam teased him as he passed control back to Michael.

Michael's wings ruffled. I'm not scared.

Prove it.

Michael kept grumbling, but flapped his wings, and landed them in front of the bunker.

I don't understand why they insist on coming back here.

Adam took over the body to shrug and ring the doorbell. It's big, and sturdily built. Probably not a bad idea when inviting four archangels.

Before Michael could answer, the door was already opening, revealing a smirking Gabriel. “'sup, Mikey. No, wait.” He squinted. “You're the other guy, right?”

“The name's still Adam. You'd think it would be easy to remember, considering the First Man and all that.”

“Eh.” Gabriel made a vague hand gesture and turned to walk down the stairs.

“Well, thanks for inviting us in,” Adam muttered, and stepped inside. Michael made the door fall closed behind them as they followed Gabriel down the stairs.

The long library table was already set for what must be eight people, and Jack came in with a basket of sliced bread while Gabriel and Lucifer just lounged around.

“You're here!” Jack called as he saw Adam and Michael. “Then we can start. I'll tell the others!”

After depositing the bread on the table, Jack bounded away again. Lucifer looked after his son with a soft gaze, then turned back to Adam and Michael.

“So you finally made it,” he said.

“Yeah, sorry, we forgot the time,” Adam said, smiling apologetically.

They would have actually been punctual if Michael hadn't been stalling, but they were a team, and so Adam wouldn't tell the others.

“So what were you doing?” Lucifer asked, and grinned. “Something... fun?”

“Yeah,” Adam answered lightly. “There's this new game called Baldur's Gate 3, you know-”

“Hey,” Sam suddenly said, and Adam turned to see him coming into the library with Castiel and Jack at his heels.

“Hey guys,” Adam said, not missing the tension in Sam's and Castiel's shoulders.

Was it funny that they seemed to be more nervous around Michael, the guy they had once molotoved and pulled into Hell, respectively, than around Lucifer, the guy who had possessed them both, if the stories Adam had heard were correct?

Well, maybe funny wasn't quite the right word, though Adam had to admit that it was kind of hilarious to see the two being so awkward.

“Adam,” Sam said, some of the tension seeping out of his shoulders.

But only some.

Before Adam could make a barbed comment about Sam throwing a coin to decide who was in front of him, Dean came in wearing two big mittens and an even bigger, steaming pot. There was a smile on his face, and it only became a little pained as he looked at everyone, which Adam didn't even have to chalk up to the weight of the pot. He could just as easily put that on Lucifer, or even Gabriel.

None of them were Dean's favourite archangel. That one came into the room behind him, making several other pots levitate around them.

“Hello, brother,” Raphael said, not unkindly, as they made all the pots float onto table mats specifically set out for this purpose.

“Raphael,” Michael said while Dean put down the big pot in the middle of the table.

The tensions which had strained the archangels' relationships with each other after they had been revived were mostly gone, but Raphael wasn't a very outgoing or emotional person. They always held themselves under tight control.

Michael had long done the same – the only emotion he had let out had been anger, which had covered up sadness, fear and loneliness. He was doing a lot better these days – for example, after he had finally possessed Adam again, he had not stopped hugging him for three days.

By now, one could almost say that Adam was the repressed one in this relationship. But Michael was still careful with his emotions around his siblings, since he always feared that their intensity was unwelcome.

Adam hoped he would get over that soon.

As they sat down to eat, Lucifer chose a seat right next to Michael and Adam.

It had taken a while for both Lucifer and Michael to forgive each other – after all, neither Michael nor Lucifer had exactly been the champion of good decisions over the past few million years – but once the resentment had started fading, something else had taken its place. Another strong feeling, and one which Adam hadn't exactly expected. Also, one that Michael was still resolutely trying to ignore into non-existence.

As Lucifer's hand curled around their leg, Adam felt Michael's wing twitch, startled and embarrassed.

“Once again, Dean has made enough to feed us all, forgetting that some of us don't eat,” Lucifer commented innocently, still fondling their thigh.

“Speak for yourself,” Gabriel said, and snapped his fingers, making his plate fill with Dean's food. “I don't know what this guy puts in it, and I probably don't wanna know, but damn if it isn't better than anything I could conjure up.”

“Oh, don't you know the secret ingredient to cooking?” Jack asked, perking up as he noticed he could be helpful. “It's love!”

Gabriel scoffed. “Like I said, I didn't wanna know.”

That was rich coming from the guy who sneaked a hand on Sam's thigh when he thought no one was looking, and who wasn't too proud to let himself be fed by Sam when everyone was looking.

“I can assure you there are no nefarious substances in the food,” Raphael said simply, before sitting down next to Dean. Castiel was on Dean's other side, with Jack next to him.

Dean threw Raphael a grin, then turned to serve everyone. “You make it sound like my love is nefarious.” The last word, he said mockingly, and Raphael rolled their eyes.

But they both looked fond.

The hand on Michael and Adam's thigh squeezed.

“How can love even be nefarious?” Lucifer asked.

Michael took over their body for a moment to give him a look.

“Ah,” Lucifer said, embarrassed. “Right.”

They had both done their share of bad things, Adam thought as Michael traded the body back to him, in the name of love. So had Adam, he supposed, considering that he had been ready to torch half the world to see his mom again.

Maybe everyone in the room had done that, once upon a time. And maybe each of them would do it again.

But if so, Adam thought that they would at least do it as a family.

#midamap2023 #Midam #Dean/Raphael #Sam/Gabriel/Lucifer #Michael/Adam/Lucifer #Two fucked up families become one fucked up family <3 #Dean/Raphael might have Castiel in it too you decide #Jack is having a good time having such a big family

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dailymichifer · 10 months

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What you didn't take by bluebells

Complete | Words: 931 | Rating: Explicit | Warnings: None | LINK 2

Michael (Supernatural)/Adam Milligan/Lucifer (Supernatural)

Additional Tags: Threesome - M/M/M, Angst, Angelcest, Lucifer's Cage, Rough Sex, Wingfic

Summary: He doesn't know who that angel is who inspires the dark smile on Adam's face with a murmured suggestion too low for Lucifer to hear.

#not for fledglings #midafer #michael/adam/lucifer #adam milligan #lucifer spn #michael spn #michifer #midam #luciadam #fic #supernatural

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demonictacobeard · 3 months

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Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit

Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?

Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is

Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration

Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell

Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!

Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl

Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up

Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been

Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour

Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead

Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that

Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would

Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s

Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike

Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike

Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?

Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag

Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?

Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch

Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can

Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless

Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?

Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!

Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!

Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know

Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?

Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #guitarduck #adamsapple #cw cursing #sinner adam #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #Adam: Is she fucking glowing what the hell #You know how at a party you follow the one person you know?#Adam is doing that to Lucifer #He will die again before admitting it though #Hc they both hate Michael

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neonross · 3 months

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Handles on of ur strongest angels like cat*

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel michael #hh songbird

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drawlody · 7 days

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Everyone want a piece of the original D ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

This is fanart for a fic by ZappyBoiKenobi on ao3 , I have to go n add another pic cause their update rate is insane:)))) i mean 1-3 chap daily w(ﾟДﾟ)w

Never change Micheal, u n ur alchoholic ways 🍺🍺🍺

Check out the fic if u like Mama-bear Sera, the hell trio being desperate hoes, Dadam , Eve being a psycho bitch, etc..

So many tags

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kazimir29 · 16 days

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more eden poly shenanigans ft Michael

#hazbin hotel #doodle #sketch #art #my oc #lucifer morningstar #lilith #adam #eve #michael #applecore

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yurnu · 11 days

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||🔱🪹 Chimera!Adam AU🪹🔱||

Doodles and LineArt💖🪹💖🪹💖🪹💖🪹 (My version of Michael)

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mintartem · 17 days

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If you are still taking request, how about Lucifer with Lilith and Eve glaring across the room at Michael looking satisfied( maybe kinda smug) with Adam draping on him

Michael found this year’s meeting in The Heaven Embassy most satisfying. He got to piss off the King and Queens of Hell and got to enjoy Adam’s affections! BEST. MEETING. EVER.

#guitarhero #michael x adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel michael #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel eve #hazbin hotel adam #eve and michael are OCs #mintartem art #ask

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karinae · 23 days

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This is not gonna end well..

#hazbin hotel #my art #art #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #Michael #hazbin hotel michael #hazbin hotel archangels #адам #михаил #архангелы #отель хазбин

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libby-for-life · 15 days

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Au idea: After living a fruitful life on Earth, Heaven expected Adam to come to Heaven. Lucifer expected him to go to Heaven. Everyone was expecting him to go there when he died. Only, he didn't. Sera waited for the First Man but he didn't come to Heaven. She knows he died, she felt it, but he wasn't there.

She even checked Hell, a pit forming in her stomach. Adam wasn't there. He was just gone.

Adam's soul didn't go to Heaven or Hell. He was reincarnated as a new life, his parents named him Adam, and he started his new life.

Heaven searched far and wide for Adam in Heaven and in Hell, not realizing that Adam was simply reincarnated.

Then, war starts. Heaven and Hell fighting with each other, both trying to destroy the other.

Then, Heaven gets word that Adam's soul had been continuously reincarnated and he doesn't remember any of his past lives.

He's living a simple and frugal life as a bartender. A single man who's never been in a relationship but has had the occasional fling.

When Heaven figures this out, they send Michael to fetch him, to turn the tide in the war. Adam has lived many lives. His soul would be a strong addition to their flock. They can't take a living person, but they can influence him so that when he dies, he goes to Heaven.

Only, Lucifer gets wind of this and he knows he can't let Heaven gain that soul. Hell would lose. So, he sets his sights on Adam.

It's a race against the clock. Micheal vs Lucifer. Who can get Adam to their side first?

(You guys would choose the ending! I would post polls about which way should go and you guys will choose whether it's going to be Lucifer who gets Adam or Michael. Writing would definitely be slow.)

#Adamsapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel michael #adam x michael #au idea

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adammilligans · 3 months

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The ironic part of Zachariah saying that Adam wasn’t really the chosen one is that HE LITERALLY WAS!! Adam was Michael’s first act of free will. Michael CHOOSE Adam over Dean. He could have easily kept going after Dean but no! He took Adam instead, even though as Gabriel put it - SINCE THE BEGINNING they knew that it was supposed to be Sam and Dean. Michael just said fuck that the rules don’t apply to me

#that’s why I love him #his whole thing was being obedient and sticking with heaven’s plan yet #he literally didn’t ???#he passed up on his TRUE VESSEL #he’d have to know that it would be a disadvantage against Lucifer right?#someone who’s better with worlds needs to explain my thought process on this #adam milligan #midam #michael spn #spn #supernatural #midam spn #adam milligan and michael #adam and michael #gay as fuck

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bloogers-boogers · 29 days

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Super obsessed with @ironbatpaperturtle timetravel >> au << going crazy for it I cannot stop thinking of them had to make my adamsapple reacting to guitarhero

#hazbin adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer morningstar #guitarhero #michael x adam #guitarduck #adamsapple

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moondust-artz · 1 month

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Doodlez

I’m so normal abt them

#art #hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #adam hazbin hotel #adam firstman #hazbin eve #eve hazbin hotel #lute hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #hazbin lucifer #hazbin lilith #lucifer morningstar #lilith hazbin hotel #adam x eve #adamsapple #michael hazbin hotel #applecore

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neonross · 1 month

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so anyway

[attacks both of ur ships]

#adams apple #songbird #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel michael #michael x adam #adam x lucifer

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drawlody · 1 month

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My list of Adam ships♡ n my opinion bout them (also fics rec :D)

Adam x Luicfer (Adamsapple/Duitarduck) 10/10

Need i say more:)))??!?! started out as a "haha funny slip-up ship" to "hey they got really good angst potential". The friends/lovers to enemies to lovers is STRONG with this one n i am eating up everything i could found on ao3. Smth bout this macho-ass man finally getting to stay back n not take charge for once feel nice, also princess Adam supermacy wooooo. Whoever came up with the ship name i applaud u cause that's like a 3 layers name(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It's not an Adamsapple fic without Adam having at least 1 mental breakdown n Lucifer have his guilt eating him alive:)))

Very fucked up torture but i swear it worth the pain:D The dove is so dead it start to rot so plz read the tags properly (plz check out the AngeliaDark other works too they got good shit)

This one have a splits so check out both the fics (beware the author have a skrewed sense of what is considered wholesome:))))

I didnt think a smut scene could be this sad

Adam x Lute (Guitarspear/Guardrock) 10/10

Litteraly my first Hazbin ship, assholes in love is an underrated dynamic we desperately need more off:))) That with a dash of evil dude x loyal subordinate (which i havent seen since the Deathglare days) n opposite attract (look they have one main thing in common is that their extreme bloodthirst, other than that she's stricter than ur mom n he's lazier than the Sloth ring itself but that the beauty of it no? He convince her to chill tf out n not to burst a blood vessel, she keep him on track n make sure Sera dont come on their asses)

They're just being silly enabling each other terrible behaviour n i love that for them (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) Litteral besties i tell ya

Heavy non-con shit involving Val but Lute will revenge our boi i promised u that

Cool idea n they r just made for each other damn

First hazbin fic i read which is a really cool smut:D

Adam x Micheal (we need a ship name people ) (update: it's Songbird/Guitarhero) 10/10

I like how we dont even got a proper comfirmation of Micheal design/personality yet the ship is here already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( im using the Nakariiale's design as a base here love their design)

Hit me with that rebound love x "u look like my ex so im using u as a replacement but ill fall for the real u eventually" x co-workers in heaven. I'm thinking smth along the line of "after Lucifer fucked off with Lilith, Micheal became Adam guardian angel n they just hang out" ya feel me here? (✿◕‿◕✿)

Shout out to Bloog_b for dragging me into this ship:DDD also im on the Adam x the archangels ship as a "gotcha" to Lucifer of sort. Like bitch u stole my wives imma steal your brotherS

Look it's Adamsapple endgame but trust me u will be feed well on this ( u know how good u gotta be for people to ditch the main ship?)

I'm giving yall 4 fics here cause i can only found 4 rn(._. )

this one is uhh non-con so beware

Micheal is indeed Adam guardian angel in this one:D

Adam x Eve (Flowertunes) 8/10

I dont care what yall said they love each other throughout Eden n Earth , might have a falling out in heaven but that doesnt change the fact that they were once IN LOVE. Honestly why cant we just have a couple that have the same bright-eyed innocence like one another.I refuse to believe Eve like willingly cheat on Adam with malicious intent n all, simply she was indeed ''tricked'' or just not fully understand the sistuation, n Adam love her way too much to think that she would do that to him like Lilith. Hell the dude was heartbroken after L left , starting the abandonment issues, so he would have cling to Eve, doing everything so that he aint alone again, even if that mean leaving Eden

Honestly it pisses me off that the Adam/Eve tag on ao3 most of the time is just 1 dialouge between them back when Eve bit the apple n thats it no elaboration on the couple whatsoever >:(((

Lots of switcharoos

sinner eve woooo

look its hard trynna find a fic focusing on them ok?

Adam x St. Peter (Guitargreeter (bet ya didnt see that coming:))) 7/10

Base on this fanfic alone Joe my dude u r on the path of becoming THE Adam crack-ship writer n i am here for this:)))) just so u wait this dude gonna whip out a AdamxNifty , AdamxHusk fic later on ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

From within the fic itself the ship its 2 bros in love with homophobia standing in the way >:( also when did we have a name?!?!?!?

I just like Adam x anyone in heaven alright:D like bro famous n he got that ancient rizz, u telling mr he cant bag a hottie or 2-100+ hmm?

Adam x Alastor (Angelicradio) 8/10

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT ABOUT THEM THAT I SHIP I JUST DO φ(゜▽゜*)♪ i blame YOU honestly rn this ship is either Adam found Al after the fight n they make a deal or they're in heaven n they chillin this ship is confusing:D

They're angels on heaven

Adam gone back into eden n do shit differently

This is both Adam/Eve n Adam/Alastor kinda

Adam x Alastor x Lucifer (Angelicradioapple/ Charlie's dads (only me call them that lol)) 9/10

''Hey Charlie u know how u r sad that your mother left? Wellllllll i got you 2 new dads suprise:DDDD''

Look 3 miserable men who hate each other + hell's greatest dad + my love for Dadam = Messy ass old men yaoi :DDDD n it work perfectly with Alastor Asexuality too!!! Like Adam n Lucifer could fuck each other brains out before Al joining in for the cuddles lol

Chaos ensue

Not exactly a love triangle but a love corner but hey we barely got food here :D

I cant believe how hot this shit is lol

Adam x Eve x Lilith x Lucifer (Eden poly/ applecore?) 8/10

They could have been all married to each other(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But as much as i go "OooOooo Poly yay'' i just cant vibe with EvexLucifer, like the cheating vibes is wayyyyyyyyy too much i just cant man . I mean with the interpetation that Lucifer came to Eden to hang out with the humans they all know eachother, they're a throuple yes but BUT when Eve came into the picture it was only with Adam n him only so the other 2 is ehhhh. Im fine with EvexLilith cause im seeing it happening later, not hidden from Adam while LuciferxEve got that deception going on .So uhhh in this ship they're more like bestie than lovers to me¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also AdamxLilith is an underrated pairing like everytime i saw this applecore thing going on these 2 r at most tolerate each other like cmonnnnn we already twist this to hell n back, why cant we make it so their arguement was a petty non-malicious one n they still cares for each other hmm???

They're one happy family

IDK what to tell u bittersweet reunion n loving family is the only typa fic u get with this ship

Not that im complaining i need this wholesomeness

Adam x Mammon (Adammon/Madam/Greedyguitar/ 1st chirstmas.... hasnt had an offical name yet) 10/10

They r litteraly same person different font idk what to tell u. More insults thrown around than Guitarspear but they're pretty similar. Adam is just " sinners suck ass but this dude is the worst in the best way". Also they're both big bois (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ , they love towering over others

I'm sorry but there r barely BARELY

any fics of them :(

The art side is more plentiful tho :D

Adam x Angel Dust (Holydust/guitardust) 5/10

THEY ARE BESTIES YOUR HONOUR n that the exact reason why i cant see them be together as a couple 100%, like the shit-talking bff vibes r wayyyy too strong XD Angel finally got someone who have the same vulgar humour as him n if Adam got married in hell Angel would 100% be his best bitch of honour (≧∀≦)ゞq(≧▽≦q)

They're best friends who have casual no-string attached sex that is ACTUALLY no-string attached:)))

I came to ship them due to those "What if they're co-workers under Val' scenarios ive been seeing on Tumblr

I got like 1 fic on ao3 i mean if u r looking for just platonic friendship between them then rest asure most Adam's redemption fics have that

I got 1 fic on tumblr

Adam x Charlie (Charadam/Guitarprincess) 5/10

U know this ship give me a pretty bad first impression since a good chunk of the fics r either heavy non-con shit or lean wayyyyy to much into the daddy kink, ya know how Charlie got suppose daddy issues n all that jazz?:))) yeah that... that

But after seeing the art side of this ship im chillin with them now, since the art r pretty wholesome, usually having them decked out in punk-rock clothings hanging out. It's a big "Fuck you" to Lucifer n i live for these mf argueing ╰(*°▽°*)╯

So uhhh stay away from the fics if ya want an actual functional couple instead of wtv messed up shit we got there:))) But here's a fic anyway, the only one where it feel bearable n actual trynna go into said messed up relationship i already warn you

We got cracks like Guitarmaid (AdamxNifty), Valadam (AdamxVal) which i dont have enough materials to decied, Classicalrock (AdamxSera) sound interesting but also havent found anything , Guitarhalo (AdamxEmily) is an unexpected find, find i deem them to be more familial than romantic so we'll see if there's a fic good enough to convince me

Edit:i forgot to add Blitzo like Mammon already there why did i forgot

Adam x Blitzo (i dont think anyone even ship this but me:)) 7/10

I cant find a single fic where they has anything more than a 1 nightstand n 1 interaction where they hit it off , i live off imagination alone (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) but like fr fr they would match so well, like their bloodlust n general jerkiness would make them the 3rd asshole x asshole ship on this list :DDDD

Tho as much as i wanna see them go further i feel like an on-n-off relationship/friends with benefits fit em more ya know ( *^-^)ρ(*╯^╰) If ya have any fic but the 2 here that have them interact lemme know cause a bitch need food :)

This is a lot of tag(._. )

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