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9layerdevilfoodcake · 3 years

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The Gang Survives The Apocalypse

If the Always Sunny gang survived the apocalypse and met Michael Langdon.

(This is for a niche market I know, but it stems from a crack theory that they are in the same universe)

Aka. After Psycho Pete got sent to Los Angeles he changed his name to Phil and joined the Satanist church

(The gifs are not mine and most were found on google, I am however to blame for that edit at the end)

Mac: Mac is the easiest for Michael to seduce. Convincing him to give in to temptation and proceeds to have an intimate night with the leather man. Then when they find out Michael is the antichrist. Mac states that he is in fact not gay and godswill be done (ala the episode where The Gang Goes To Hell) although he would throw in that God has a better body and is more his type anyways.

Dee: Dee spends the entirety of her interview answering questions in different characters. Letting him know she can play any role he wants. This leads to many failed attempts to seduce Michael. Now Dee is so oblivious to his humiliation that he finally decides just to ask her to leave. Although as she leaves muttering under her breath he’d say “did you hear that?” To which she would turn around questioning “what?” “Oh for a moment I thought a bird had gotten in here”

Dennis: Dennis is both a blessing and a curse. In many ways he is the perfect soul Michael is looking for. He is a clear sociopath and quick to anger. But he is just too easy to crack. All it would take is Michael making a passing nod to the “rating” the Cooperative gave him and Dennis would become untethered (to which his rage knows no bounds). He spends the rest of the stay trying to find Michael’s weakness. He also tries to seduce Michael just to prove that he can. He thinks he has him with “the implication” but ends up with Michael flipping that around on him and convincing him to seduce Venable, who becomes obsessed with him ala Maureen Ponderosa.

Charlie: Charlie is the only one to get chosen for the sanctuary. Somehow his stupidity aids him to not play into the tricks of Michael. He is completely honest with him and his childlike wonder reaches out to that same part of Michael. He takes him to the sanctuary with him where they play night crawlers and Micheal gifts him with a robot replica of the waitress.

Frank: Frank was in the Cooperative and the whole reason the rest of them got a place at the bunker. He knows Michael is the antichrist but the gang was so self involved they never bothered to ask him about it. He does get jealous of the bond between Michael and Charlie but as long as there are whores to bang at the sanctuary and him and Charlie still get to share a bed he’s okay with it.

Cricket: Cricket survived the apocalypse and made his way to the bunker much like Coco’s boyfriend. He used one of Charlie’s mom’s radiation suits so he was not exposed to the radiation. It did not change his appearance in any way.

Bonus: Charlie and Michael huff paint at the sanctuary.

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