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woso-dreamzzz · 4 months

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Proud III

Hardersson x Teen!Reader

Summary: The aftermath of the derby

The comments started coming in the moment you got home.

You were in a boot. Your ankle was very badly sprained. Not broken but anymore pressure on Morsa's tackle and it might have been snapped completely.

It wasn't your fault. You knew that but it didn't stop the comments from rolling in.

Some of them (very few of them) were wishing you well in your recovery. More of them were simply people retweeting the injury. But the overwhelming majority were downright nasty.

A lot of them said that you were milking the injury. A few more said you got what was coming to you. Even more said that you had goaded your mother into it.

Your feed was flooded with comments and then DMs, so much so that you had to turn off your notifications.

Your ankle still throbbed and you refused to take painkillers, sitting on a heap on the sofa with your phone opened on Twitter. You don't know why you were doing it. It was like watching a car crash. It was horrible and a bad feeling lodged in your chest but you just couldn't look away.

You kept scrolling through every nasty comment blaming you for your own injury as your ankle throbbed.

The foot door opened and you jumped in shock.

"I'm back!" Morsa yelled out more for Momma's benefit than your own.

"Hmm," Momma grunted from the kitchen, still intent on the silent treatment as Morsa fell next to you on the sofa.

"How's the ankle?"

You gave her a deadpan look. "Sprained."

Her smile fell. "Oh...right..." She looked around the room awkwardly, drumming her fingers on her knee. "Have we sorted out dinner?"

"We're ordering in," You replied. You don't look at her, you just keep staring at your phone. Your eyes pricked with her tears as you stared at the comments. The pain in your ankle lessened as it was replaced by a deep pit in your stomach and a stitch-like pain in your chest.

"Cool. Cool." Morsa let the silence ring for a moment before speaking again," How long do you think it'll take for her to talk to me again?"

"How long does it take for a sprained ankle to heal?"

"That long? I think I'm sleeping out here tonight."

"Hmm, yeah, maybe."

You didn't pay much attention to her as you scrolled through your feed. Your shoulders slumped as you began to clear out your DMs as quickly as you could without getting a glimpse of what was written there.

(It didn't work).

You made sure to keep your mouth shut as a few stray tears slipped down your cheeks. You tried to clear your throat quietly. It worked for the most part but you did see Morsa cutting her eyes towards you as Momma returned with a glass of water for you.

"What are you looking at?" Morsa asked as she tried to crane her neck to see.

You tilted your phone away. "Nothing," You insisted.

"It's not nothing," Morsa said firmly," You're crying. What are you watching?"

"Nothing! Can't you just leave me alone?!"

Your phone was snatched from your hand by Momma and she instantly started going through it. You surged to your feet, trying desperately to ignore the pain in your ankle.

"Give it back!"

"Sit! Back! Down!" Morsa's icy voice cut you straight to the bone and you slumped back down into your seat, allowing Morsa to raise your leg up to rest on the pillow stack Momma had set up the moment you got home.

"Why are you reading this utter shit?!" It wasn't often that you heard Momma swear but you knew she was usually mad when she did.

"Mom-"

"No!" She stood up. "I don't want to see you doing this again! You're not to read any more of this stuff! It's stupid and none of this is your fault. It's Magda's! And trust me, she'll get what's coming to her-"

Morsa looked like she wanted the sofa to swallow her whole.

"-But none of this is your fault. You're the one in the boot. You're the victim here!"

"Momma...I-"

"Unless the next words out of your mouth are 'yes, Momma, I am the victim' then I don't want to hear it!"

Your mouth snapped shut and you began to understand why Morsa tried to make herself invisible.

"Say it," Momma said.

"Mom-"

"Say. It."

You sighed and mumbled out," Yes, Momma, I am the victim."

Momma smiled. "Good. I'm glad we're on the same page. Now, first things first, Magda...You're sleeping on the sofa tonight. You're doing the dishes and the laundry. Understand?"

Morsa tried to hide her smile but you could see it peeking up on her lips. "Yes, Pernille."

"Good. Next, y/n, take some painkillers and you're not getting this back-" She wiggled your phone "-Until I can trust that you're not going to scroll through anymore hate comments."

You sighed. "Yes, Momma."

"Excellent. Now...What do we want for dinner?"

#woso x reader #hardersson x reader #pernille harder x reader #pernille harder #magdalena eriksson x reader #magdalena eriksson #woso community #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso

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agendabymooner · 7 months

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lucky charms, qatar and all that romance fiasco ! oscar p. x ofc (filo!gen z!ofc)

summary: in which, paloma san pedro is oscar’s lucky charm. OR the mclaren driver forgot to mention to carlos sainz about his relative being in the race— but the rest of the sprint days were something of a history.

content warning: use of explicit language, spoilers for qatar gp 2023 sprint, carlos sainz x ofc mentioned (magda) carlos sainz x in-law!ofc, funny banters, briefly mentions pato o’ward and mark webber (multi 21 joke incoming), one filipino word (“itik” = “duck” = “pato”), mclaren admin x ofc, crack fic, affectionate!oscar mentioned

a - n masterlist

o - z masterlist

THE DAY CARLOS SAINZ FOUND OUT

3 + 3 = P6 (QUALIFYING)

PALOMA = LUCKY PAPAYA? (QATAR SPRINT)

tagged lomisanpedro, landonorris, mclaren

liked by ninojames, patriciooward, aussiegrit

mclaren my girl is always dressed for the occasion 😇🧡

patriciooward congratulations!!! 🥳🥳 liked by oscarpiastri

ninojames he just put nine gyal on a sprinter 🙌💪 liked by oscarpiastri

landonorris 🙏🙏 liked by oscarpiastri

landonorris but why is she kissing lewishamilton instead 👀

user1 i would too tbh

lewishamilton 🤣

monamagdalena WOOOO CONGRATS OSCAR!!! (carlos is still mad you didn’t tell him about paloma going) liked by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri am i still allowed in madrid??

carlossainzjr your other half is.

user2 he just dedicated his win to her 🥺🥺

user3 bro is straight simping

aussiegrit proud of you lad!!! liked by oscarpiastri

lomisanpedro 🧡 proud of u pastry liked and pinned by oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri no u 🏆

user4 he can’t even say ily or sumn 😭😭

bonus !!!

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russos-one · 1 month

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Jessie Fleming x Reader

Let her believe I never loved her (Part 1)

Inspired by Cigarettes Out The Window x Dangerously Yours - TV girl/That tiktok audio that goes “let her think I never loved her”

Summary- R has been hopelessly in love with Jessie ever since she joined Chelsea but has never had the courage to tell her and then it's too late

Warnings- Magda yelling in Swedish, R, Niamh and Sam being little shits, Jessie being a cutie pie, Fluff

Word count- 1783

A/N- Pretend Pernille and Magda never left because I miss them and that Sam never did her forbidden 3 letters

A/N- All the Swedish and Danish are from Google Translate and I have no idea if it is right or not

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“Just tell her! What's the worst that could happen?” Niamh said to you “Well I don't know, maybe she doesn't like me back and there goes 3 and a half years of friendship!” you replied, "That wouldn't happen because she obviously likes you back!” “You don't know that! Now just get over it” you said as you turned around to continue packing your bag “You can't just avoid it for your whole life” you let out a sigh as you zipped up your bag “Yes I ca-” Suddenly there was a knock on the door of your shared hotel room. “Just drop it, Niamh” you said as you opened the door.

You were met with a smiling Jessie “Jessie! Hi” Niamh poked her head out from behind you and said “Hey Jessie” Jessie made eye contact with you and smiled “Hello Y/n” Niamh sighed loudly “Okay, just act like I'm not here I guess” Niamh jokingly said while rolling her eyes, Jessie broke eye contact with you and looked at Niamh “Hello to you too Niamh” said Jessie “Do you want to come in” you said to her while opening the door wider and moving to the side, “Unfortunately I can't, Emma sent me up here because you two are taking too long and the coach is about to leave” you turned to Niamh “Look what you did! Now Emma is mad at us and she's going to make us run extra laps!” you said, Niamh gasped “It's not my fault that you were too busy arguing with me about how in love with Je- Jumping jacks! How in love you are with jumping jacks " "Jumping jacks?” you turned back to Jessie “Yeah I just love jumping jacks in a workout” Jessie looked concernedly “Okay then! We need to get going” "Right” you grabbed your bag and dragged Niamh by her arm out of the hotel room and Jessie followed behind you while giggling at your actions.

The three of you made it to the coach and got met with an angry Emma Hayes “What were you two doing!? You know what, who cares just get in” she said while dragging you and Niamh in while Jessie followed closely behind “Y/n!” Magda called your name “You're sitting with me, come” she said while patting the seat next to her. You part ways with Jessie and Niamh and go to sit with Magda, you turn to her and say “I'm surprised you're not sitting with Pernille” “And choose her over you? Never; so, how's the love life going?” you sighed “It's non-existent” she sighed and said, “So we’re acting like your massive crush on Jessie doesn't exist?” You instantly turned red and turned to look at Jessie to see if she heard and she’s fast asleep while cuddling into her neck pillow, you turned back to Magda to scold her “What if she heard?!” “She is the deepest sleeper in the world I honestly don't even know how she fell asleep so fast and Y/n the chances of her hearing that are smaller than you telling her that you have a crush on her” You heard two gasps from behind your seat and it was followed closely by Millie and Sam butting their heads in between yours and Magda's seats “Are we finally addressing Y/n’s massively huge crush on baby Canada?” you turned to look at Millie and said, “Shhhhh, what if she hears?” “As if she's going to hear, she sleeps like a bear during hibernation” “How do you know what hibernation means?” “I just do; Now stop changing the subject!” you sighed and said “The subject of this conversation is not worth a subject continuing” while rolling your eyes and leaning further into your seat. “Please for the love of god just let me sleep, I get enough of this from Niamh and now you three” Niamh turned to look at the four of you “Hey! I heard my name! What are you four planning?” You released a groan “Nothing Niamh! Now go back to fantasising about your body pillow” Niamh looked stunned and the whole coach started giggling “Y/n’s lying! I don’t have a body pillow” she announced to the whole coach “Sure you don’t!” Sam said sarcastically. After some teasing everyone finally calmed down and you could finally relax. You turned to Jessie and took in her features, the freckles that littered her beautiful face, the way she let out light snores while she slept and the way she was dribbling a bit on her pillow; she couldn't look more beautiful suddenly you were broken from your trance by Magda saying “Your staring, creep” “I’m not staring! I’m appreciating beauty” “Mhmm, sureee” “Just leave me alone, I'm going to sleep” Sam butts her head in again and says “Mhmm so you can dream about your girlfriend” “Ooh la la” said Millie. You sighed and slowly succumbed to sleep.

“Y/n? Y/n, wake up” someone said to you while shaking your shoulder, you groaned and leaned further into your chair “Just let me sleep, please” You heard footsteps come towards you and someone saying “Here this will work” You heard giggling but you weren't bothered to open your eyes so you just kept them closed; out of nowhere you feel cold water hit your face and you jolt up, you open your eyes to find the culprit “Niamh! You bastard!” she started giggling “You weren't waking up! It was either that or a slap in the face” “I would rather have a slap in the face because you’re weak” Niamh gasped “I am not weak” From behind Niamh I see an angry Emma Hayes approaching “Ladies! What are you doing, we have a game to play in an hour and a half and one of you is soaking wet, and the other one is yelling that they're not weak! and then there's Jessie” Jessie lets out an awkward smile.

After some arguing and Emma dragging Niamh and me out of the coach while Jessie followed closely behind again, we made it inside the stadium. “So where are we going?’ you asked and turned to Niamh “Jessie where are we going?” asked Niamh while she turned to look at Jessie “Do you two never listen?” Sam came from behind the three of us “I truly don't know what you expect from dumb and dumber” Sam said while draping her arms over Niamh and I’s shoulders Jessie groaned “As if you can talk” “Blah blah blah. Anyways Jessie do you know where we are going, I was doing media with Emma and I got lost and now here I am” Jessie let out a breath “Children surround me” Sam gasped “I’m actually older than you so that makes you the child, these two though; she said while messing up Niamhs and I’s hair; they are children” my phone starts to buzz in my pocket “Sam shut up someones calling me” I pulled my phone out of my pocket and see that it is Magda calling me I answer and put her on speaker phone, “Hey Magdaaa! My favourite teammate” “I thought I was your favourite teammate?” mumbled Jessie “Where are you three??? And have you seen Sam??” “Hi, Magda” Sam said, “You four are in so much trouble!” “SamMadeUsGetLost” Niamh quickly said “Woah okay, so blame it on me? You guys were lost before I even came!” “Just shut up and get here” “And where exactly would ‘here’ be?” “The changing room!” Magda yelled to us and then ended the call “Anyone know where the changing room is?” you said “Ugh just follow me and DONT get lost” Jessie dragged Me, Sam and Niamh to the changing room

We entered and were met with an angry Magda, Millie dying of laughter and Zecira filming us “BLIR NI TRE NÅGONSIN DUMMARE? VI HAR ETT SPEL OM TREDTIO MINUTTER OCH DU GÅR TILL? JESSIE DU GJORDE INGET FEL MEN EN TIMMA; she said while pointing at me Niamh and Sam; KOMMER ATT GÅ I KOPPEL!” WILL YOU THREE EVER GET MORE STUPID? WE HAVE A GAME IN AN HOUR AND YOU'RE GETTING LOST? JESSIE YOU DID NOTHING WRONG BUT THESE THREE ARE BEING PUT ON A LEASH! Zecira fell to the floor crying with laughter. Sam whispered in my ear “Yo what the fuck did she just say?” I shrugged my shoulders and Pernille went behind Magda and pulled her back from the four of us while lightly giggling “Min elskede, they can't understand you” Magda looked like a ticking time bomb “Just go get dressed!” She said while pointing to our cubbies. The four of us went to our cubbies while we were changing. Magda came up from behind Sam and slapped her on the back of her neck “Stop getting the children lost” Sam looked offended “ Firstly, Ow! Secondly, they were lost when I found them”

We all got changed into our training kit and went to the pitch to warm up, we were put into duos and I got Jessie as my partner. I draped my arm over her shoulders “Why hello there, pretty lady” Jessie turned red but it is probably because it's cold. “Hello Y/n” We went to a free space on the pitch “Are you ready to dominate warm-ups?” I asked “Obviously” Jessie replied “High five” I said to her while putting my hand up for a high five “Seriously?” she responded, to which you said “Yes seriously” “Are you gonna trick me?” Jessie said sceptically, You gasped “Never!” Jessie gave you a high five “See, I told you I wasn't gonna trick you” “Surprisingly. Time to warm up before you get in trouble with Magda again” she said the two of you faced each other using each other as stability (Like that one tiktok of McFoord training together) “So, how's the love life going?” Jessie asked you, you let out a breath “The love life is non-existent” you replied as you switched legs, “What about Real Madrid's goalkeeper Misa? I saw you two talking after the game last week” she questioned, “Ooo, getting jealous are we?” you said to her jokingly. She lightly punched your shoulder “Ow!” you yelped, “That wasn't even hard! And I was just asking a question, “Nothing is going on between me and Misa, Misa and I have been friends ever since Alexia introduced us before the World Cup final, why do you ask?” you questioned “No reason” she replied, “Mhmmm, sure” You said sarcastically, “What do you mean ‘Mhmmm sure’? And why did you say it like that?” she asked, “No reason” you said to her.

#jessie fleming x reader #jessie fleming #woso x reader #jflem #canwnt #woso #portland thorns

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wosowrites · 1 year

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WOSO MASTERLIST

-Leah Williamson

Legacy’s Daughter

International Break

I’ll Take Care Of You

Hot Tub Tease Part 1

Hot Tub Tease Part 2

Hot Tub Tease Part 3

Under the Surface

Starting a New Streak

Clothing Swap

Stop the Teasing but don’t Stop

-Jessie Fleming

I can be your New Home Part 1

I can be your New Home Part 2

I can be your New Home Part 3

Winter Olympian

All Tatted Up Part 1

All Tatted Up Part 2

Running out of Time

Are You Jealous?

Canadian Wonders

Media Day

Our Story

Goalkeeper

They’re gone now

Kissing Strangers

In Front of the Camera

In Front of the Camera part 2

In the End

Against All Odds

For Her Safety

Moose

-Jill Roord

Mama & Mommy

One Shot

The Two Roord’s

-Mapi León

The Girl in the Bleachers

New Fear Unlocked

Collision Madness

-Vivianne Miedema

Always Here

They Know

Sick for you

-Alexia Putellas

The Jacket

Award Night

Mama Putellas

One Time Won’t Hurt

-Guro Reiten

Us Always

I Had To

Into the Closet

-Jordan Nobbs

Loosing Control

Back with Her

Miles Difference

-Kristie Mewis

The Confidence she Needed

Soft for Her

-Katie Mccabe

Her Clumsy Girl

Yellow Card Madness

Kids and Katie

-Sam Kerr

Not so Champs

Even Protectors Break Down

-Ona Batlle

Comfort Spaniard

Tattoo Tour

Don’t Let Me Go

Good Girl

-Lauren Hemp

Soft for Her

-Erin Cuthbert

Saving the Game

-Niamh Charles

Smitten for you

-Caroline Graham Hansen

Going Through It

Going Through It Part 2

-Entire Teams

Cool Heart, Hot Headed (Lionesses)

Sleeper (Man United)

-Patri Guijarro

Greece and Wives

-Gio Queiroz

Little Does He Know

-Alessia Russo

Sun Through the Curtains

-Platonic fics

Pernille Harder and Magda Eriksson

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maxsimagination · 4 months

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𝗸𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗺𝗰𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱 - 𝗸.𝗺𝗰𝗰𝗮𝗯𝗲

warnings: none

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it was game day, chelsea vs arsenal. "kt, you ready?" me and katie had been together i signed with chelsea, we met at a bar and exchanged numbers (as all good love stories go). "ready for me to crush you today? hell yea." katie grinned as she rounded the corner of our shared apartment.

it was only after we had gone on a few dates and gotten to know each other that we figured out that we both played football. katie had been so excited until i told her that i had just signed for chelsea

"you could never beat me, mccabe." the irish woman was a gunner, through and through. it was our inside joke, me with chelsea and katie with arsenal. "how dare you, i'll show you." katie advanced towards me and i giggled as she tackled me onto the bed. "katie-"

she knew very well that i was ticklish and used it to her advantage. "katie, stop, we have to get you to training." i was still laughing from her hands on my sides, even after she stopped. i was dressed in my chelsea training kit, bag packed by the door.

"katie you're not even dressed!" once i stood up properly i realised that she hadn't even changed from her pyjamas. she just grinned at me, unmoving, her eyes following my movements. "you're so hot when you get mad." i smirked at katie's horniness, for lack of better term.

i walked over to her and put my arms around her neck, our lips are almost touching. her arms immediately went to my waist, pulling me impossibly closer. i moved my head to the side and started peppering kisses down the side of her neck to just below her ear.

katie tilted her head to the side to give me more access. i pulled away then and whispered, "and you're hot when you do what i say." before leaving her embrace and dancing away before she could get me. the look on her face was priceless, she was shocked and turned on at the same time.

"you can't do that." she tried to reason while making an attempt to trap me in her arms again. i ran off to the closet and picked out her training gear before exiting again.

"you can have me back when you get dressed." i tossed the clothes at her and laughed when katie pouted. she got dressed then, and we grabbed our kit bags then headed out to the car. i usually drop her off at training before a game then head back to where i need to go before the game. in this case, the chelsea training facility.

it wasn't that far from our apartment and her teammates always met us out the front. i pulled in and there was cait, steph, vivianne and leah waiting out the front. "sorry she's late, we got caught up." i yelled out to them with a wink. they all laughed and katie went a dark shade of pink.

"pick you up after the game." we gave each other a quick peck goodbye, then i pulled out and went to chelsea.

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i was in the chelsea changing rooms with the team, standing next to sam and guro. magda was giving us all a pep talk, or at least trying to. the girls were ready for the game but they were nervous and you could tell. arsenal had always been our biggest competitor in the super league, save for barça in the champions league.

when she finished her captains speech, emma jumped in and hyped us all up, saying how good we were and that we got this. i was pumped and so ready to run out on that field.

we went to line up in the tunnel, this was always my favourite bit in games, especially against arsenal. i was alongside katie in the tunnel, just like i knew i would be. we grinned at each other and she reached out to hold my hand for a second before we walked out.

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it was half time, and we were up 2-1 to arsenal. sam had scored the first goal, stealing it back when maanum missed a shot on goal. she had raced it up the field and somehow got past katie before slamming it in the net. i high-fived her before checking on katie.

then katie had evened the score with a kick from the corner that had miraculously bounced into the back of our net. i wasn't happy about the score but i was ecstatic for my girlfriend. she streamed down the field and stood in front of the arsenal crowd, who were going ballistic.

after her team had had their moment with her and we reset play, i sent her a wink and she grinned back at me. it was chelsea's ball then and guro had gotten it close to arsenal's goal, before magda kicked it over our heads and i jumped up for a header which sent the ball into the net. 1-2 for chelsea. our fans were wild and both sam and guro had run to me and guro jumped on my back.

now we were in the second half and arsenal were desperate to even the score. emma had subbed lauren james onto the field then and play started. lj was immediately on the ball and she ran it up the field, but then came katie. she was shoulder to shoulder with lauren and swiping her feet in with lauren's to get the ball.

her cleats must've scraped lauren's leg because she went down and clutched her leg, the ball rolling away slowly. i jogged over, seeing the ref talking with katie. i knew my girlfriend had set the record of 7 yellow cards in a season and i was anticipating another one. i had stood myself behind katie, close enough so i could hold her hand, but discreetly.

just as i thought, the ref held up a yellow card and wrote her name on it. katie walked away, turning into me. i walked a few steps with her, leaning in to whisper, "that's hot." before i jogged back to my position. lauren was deemed okay by the medics and she jogged over to where she had to be. play continued, but arsenal couldn't manage another goal. the final whistle was blown and the score stayed unchanged. 1-2 for chelsea.

i hugged my team, especially sam and guro, but my focus stayed on katie. i knew how much matches like this meant to her. she would be gutted but she would still find it in her to congratulate me, and that's what i loved about her. i walked over to where the arsenal team was.

most of them were hugging or sitting down but i found katie just lying on the grass. i went to her and lay down next to her. she turned to me with a smile. "i'm so proud of you."

i smiled back at her. "thank you katie. although i do think your new name should be katie mccard, with all those yellow cards you're collecting." she broke out into laughter and i was happy i could still make her laugh even after a loss.

#woso #woso x reader #woso community #katie mccabe #katie mccabe x reader #katie mccabe imagine

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woso-fan13 · 9 months

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Sicktember 2023: 4

Hiding an Illness

A Dane, a Swede, and an American meet in England. It sounds like the start of a B-grade joke or the summary for a crappy, one-season sitcom. In actuality, it was the story of how you, Magda, and Pernille met and became your own sort of family.

Your first meeting didn’t go smoothly, but it really was indicative of how the rest of your relationship would go. The two women had arrived for practice in a hurry because someone couldn’t find the right socks and almost made them late. As they rushed down the hallway, they saw you standing just meters from the locker room door, looking as if you were going to throw up or pass out.

You were unbelievably nervous for your first day with the new team, and you couldn’t bring yourself to walk into the locker room. You could hear the music and chatter from the hallway, and you knew you would be instantly overwhelmed when all of the attention turned to you- the new girl.

As you stood outside the door, physically reminding your lungs how to breathe and trying to stop your heart from beating out of your chest, you didn’t even hear the approaching footsteps. You didn’t notice the two women until they had come to stand on either side of you.

Pernille slung an arm around your shoulders, pulling you towards her. Magda slipped her hand into yours, squeezing it tightly. They were silent, supporting you and allowing you to process everything.

When you had somewhat calmed down, Magda pushed open the door and led you in, Pernille guiding you from the side. The room instantly went silent, all of the players staring. Magda was never late, therefore Pernille was never late. Not only were the two of them very late at this point, but they had the new player with them, who also happened to be very late.

Magda fixed everyone with a stern look while Pernille brought you to your new locker, and the previous chaos of the room resumed.

Through the following months with the team, Magda and Pernille had remained by your side. They had dubbed themselves your team moms, and they took that job very seriously. You were at their house for dinner multiple times a week, oftentimes staying over after. Every break during practice would involve one of them pushing a water bottle into your hands, watching to be sure you actually drank.

They watched you like hawks, ensuring that you were always at the top of your game.

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Which means it was almost unheard of that neither of them had noticed that something was wrong with you. Your shots had been off all practice, you were slow, it was almost too easy to guard you. And both of them had noticed that.

But it had been a stressful month and Magda had finally snapped and yelled at you when you let the opposing defender get the ball due to your sloppy control.

“Y/N, take a lap and focus. You’re better than this. Everyone else, water,” she had shouted across the pitch.

She had not only raised her voice and singled you out, but she had called you by your full name. This was almost unheard of, and it definitely meant she was mad and not to be questioned. As tears welled up in your eyes, you began to jog around the pitch. You made it about halfway, which was impressive considering the state you were in.

There was a collective gasp when you went down. Magda and Pernille were not a part of this, too enthralled in their own conversation. It wasn’t until they heard the panicked shouting from their teammates that they turned.

And they saw their kid passed out on the pitch.

They sprinted to where you were, beating the players that had been much closer and had a head start. The two women dropped to their knees on either side of you, hands reaching out. Their hands hovered over your limp body, unsure of what they could touch without hurting you.

But all thoughts of hurting you were gone when they finally calmed their breathing enough to hear your breathing. Or, rather, the fact that your breathing had been replaced by an ineffective sounding wheezing noise.

Magda was instantly on you, tipping your chin back to hopefully help open your airway. She was frantically patting your cheek with her other hand, begging for your attention. Pernille was shouting across the pitch, waving her arms. Her voice was almost breaking as she pleaded for the medics to hurry.

When the first medics reached you, they looked back to where others were gathering more supplies and a stretcher. One of them shook his head, passing his supply bag to the other and simply picking you up. The team watched as this man hustled across the pitch with your limp body in his arms. This was really, really bad.

And, for just a second, Magda and Pernille selfishly wished they had never called for the medics. Because then you would be with them, where you belong, and not in the arms of the impressively fit medic.

Practice continued for a very distracted 30 minutes. Almost everybody protested the continuation, but they couldn’t deny the Coach’s reasoning that they wouldn’t be allowed back to see you and they would just be in the way.

Finally, they were released, Pernille and Magda’s boots clacking as they raced through the hallways. They threw the door open, and there you were. Propped up on one of the exam tables and with a nebulizer mask covering half of your face, you were there. Alive, awake, and breathing.

The two women swarmed you, cooing in a mixture of English and their home languages. Apologies and promises mingled with love and pet names. Pernille hopped onto the exam table with you, ignoring the glare she got from the medic who was watching you. She gently maneuvered your body so you were cradled in her arms. She rocked slightly back and forth, stroking your face around the mask.

Meanwhile, Magda was grilling the medic about what had happened and questioning what they needed to worry about at home. You smiled slightly when she said that- home. You knew she wasn’t talking about your apartment, she was talking about their home which had become your home.

When she was finally satisfied, she walked to stand right in front of you. She pressed her lips to your hairline, pausing for just a moment and closing her eyes- reassuring herself that you were okay. When she opened her eyes, she began rapidly planting kisses to the top of your head, causing a muffled giggle from under the mask which was shortly followed by coughing.

The medic came over to disconnect you from your nebulizer treatment, and Magda immediately pulled you into her arms. You wrapped your legs around her waist and your arms around her neck, leaning your head down on her shoulder.

Magda began weaving through the halls towards the exit to the building, ignoring the fact that all three of you were sweaty and in full kit. She sent Pernille off to grab everything from the locker room, bringing you straight to the car.

You knew the night would end with you wrapped up in the middle of their bed. You would be quickly cleaned and fed before basically being swaddled and tucked into bed, and you knew the two women would be fussing over you the whole time.

And you couldn’t help but be a little bit happy to be sick.

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i would love to read about ceo!harry, but whatever you post i know i’ll love.

INSTAGRAM BLURB

alternative ceo universe!

* y/n is columbia records CEO & harry is his normal musician self! *

MASTERLIST | PATREON

2020

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pagesix Musician Harry Styles and CEO of Columbia records, Y/N L/N (now turned Styles) tied the knot in Italy recently. Sources tell us the wedding was quite small and had very few guests because the couple wanted as much privacy as they could get.

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harryfan3 OMG OMG OMG

harryfan5 y/n is literally living my dream life 😭

harryfan7 okay but imagine marrying harry styles…she won at everything

harryfan2 crying and throwing up

harryfan6 harry married the ceo of his record label, pretty iconic to me

harryfan9 him and y/n are the perfect couple everr

harryfan11 they are so protective of their relationship…its cute

harryfan13 she’s the one 🤗

harryfan15 y/n is winning at life right now

harryfan10 this has me on the floor sobbing

harryfan12 AHHH SHE’S OFFICIALLY MRS. STYLES

harryfan14 harry styles is now married to the world's richest woman…i love it

harryfan16 just fell onto my knees

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stylesnews Harry and his wife Y/N in Positano Italy yesterday on their honeymoon!

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harryfan21 why’d you do this to me

harryfan23 Y/N IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😌

harryfan25 they are the hottest couple yet omfg

harryfan20 harry really got married to her…i would do the same thing too honestly

harryfan22 i don’t know if i want him or her

harryfan24 jealousy jealousy

harryfan26 already the best couple ever

harryfan28 this will have me up late at night

harryfan30 Y/N AND HARRY GOT MATCHING TATTOOS?!?!

harryfan27 WHAT

harryfan29 they both got matching palm trees tattoos 😭

harryfan31 my parents

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ynstyles best day of my life! 👰‍♀️

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harryfan30 the caption…CRYING

harryfan33 she changed her username to y/n styles 😭

harrystyles I love you my baby.

ynstyles i love you more darling! 🤍

harryfan35 stop this madness

harryfan37 THEY ARE LITERALLY SO CUTE TOGETHER 😫

gemmastyles welcome to the family!

harryfan34 she won at life.

jefezoff one of the best things to ever witness

harryfan36 harry and y/n had a strawberry and vanilla cake…what am i supposed to do with this information

stevienicks congratulations you two ❤️

harryfan39 this has me rolling on the floor

pillowpersonpp YES YES YES

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harrystyles 1-6-20. Married the love of my life.

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harryfan32 SHUT UP

harryfan38 harry posting this has me sliding down the wall 😫

ynstyles i seriously love you h

harrystyles Well I love you more cherry.

harryfan40 they are so in love with each other

harryfan42 i am so jealous right now 🤗

harry_lambert cutest wedding ever!!!

harryfan45 hello?!?! their rings were made by gucci 😭

mitchrowland congrats on the marriage lovebirds!

harryfan41 harry styles officially has a wife now…crying myself to sleep

alessandro_michele ah young love ❤️

harryfan43 this photo is the sweetest thing ever

columbiarecords CUTEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD!!!

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hsfasharchive Harry wore his wife’s @marcjacobs x Magda Archer intarsia sweater ($695 - sold out) back in December 2019.

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harryfan48 somebody run me over

harryfan50 harry and y/n are seriously perfect for each other 😫

harryfan52 literal soulmates

harryfan54 “his wife’s sweater” 😭😭

harryfan56 y/n is officially my favorite styles

harryfan58 she really has him in a chokehold

harryfan51 i love them together

harryfan53 imagine sharing clothes with harry styles…truly a dream

harryfan55 “there's a piece of you in how i dress”

harryfan57 the realist lyric ever

harryfan59 i can’t do this anymore

harryfan60 why is this so cute…

harryfan63 AWE

JANUARY - FEBRUARY 2021

deuxmoi via instagram stories

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dailystyles A PREGNANT Y/N STYLES AT HER BABY SHOWER IN MALIBU LAST WEEK!

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harryfan62 I’M GOING THROUGH ALL STAGES OF GRIEF

harryfan65 omg omg omg

harryfan67 this is going to destroy me 😭

harryfan69 y/n’s baby bump is so cute

harryfan66 glenne and gemma are with her too 😌

harryfan68 i hate to say this…but deuxmoi was right the entire time

harryfan70 this is the best news ever

harryfan72 HARRY AND Y/N ARE BECOMING PARENTS

harryfan74 we are literally getting dilf harry…

harryfan71 I’M SCREAMING

harryfan73 i am never going to recover from this

harryfan75 CRYING

gemmastyles Can you please take this post down? The photos of Y/N were taken without her permission!

harryfan77 gemma?!?!

harryfan79 DELETE THIS

APRIL 2021

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yourfinsta andddd she’s here…meet anya anne styles!

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florencepugh OMG

arianagrande this is so cute 🤍

harrystyles I love you both so much. You guys are my happiness.

yourfinsta i love you more sue, i wouldn’t have been this happy if it weren’t for you!

brittany_broski tears are streaming down my face 😭

emmalouisecorrin i am so happy for you and harry

harry_lambert ANGEL BABY

jefezoff little anya already runs the world 👑

kidharpoon this sweetest thing ever

annetwist my granddaughter is so cute ❤️

alessandro_michele congratulations on your little family!

mollyjane_x so sweet

adele a bundle of joy ☺️

niallhoran one of the best things to ever happen

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harrystyles As our daughter grows up, me and my wife Y/N will try to do everything to protect her including speaking out on social media. If you see my family trying to live their private lives, leave them alone and let them be. That includes leaking my wife’s private account and the pictures on it.

They aren’t harming or bothering you. It disgusts me the way fans were spreading Y/N’s private photos everywhere, they were unseen for a reason.

Though I know all my fans are not like that, so I really appreciate the individuals supporting me and my family in this current moment.

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MAY 2021

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updatingstyles Y/N Styles wins the Chairman’s Award in music at The Brits tonight!

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harryfan82 A MAJOR GIRLBOSS

harryfan84 harry looked so proud of her 😭

harryfan81 if i see another “who is she” comment…i will literally commit arson

harryfan83 RIGHT!!!! without y/n harry wouldn’t have released any solo albums

harryfan85 this is so iconic

harryfan87 A MILF

harryfan89 everything she does is 🙏

harryfan88 she won an award for what? i don’t understand

harryfan90 y/n signed harry styles, rihanna, billie eilish, BEYONCÉ, megan thee stallion and stevie nicks to her label…

harryfan92 and that’s not even half of the musicians she signed to columbia records

harryfan94 she is so beautiful

harryfan91 on my knees 😌

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ynharryupdates Y/N REACTING TO HARRY WINNING AN AWARD AT THE BRITS!

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harryfan97 she is seriously the world’s most supportive wife

harryfan99 THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER 😭

harryfan102 i want what they have

harryfan98 if this isn’t the sweetest moment to ever witness

harryfan100 you can tell she loves harry so much

harryfan104 i need a y/n in my life

harryfan106 y/n and harry are so supportive of each other 😫

harryfan103 i will forever remember this

harryfan108 you gotta love her

harryfan101 y/n and harry’s reaction made me sob

harryfan105 the way they looked at each other and bursted into smiles

harryfan107 i am having a breakdown

harryfan109 dropped down onto the floor when i saw this

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harryflorals “I just want to say a big thank you to my wife and daughter. They make me a better person and I cannot imagine my life without them. I love my girls!” - Harry accepting his award at The Brits tonight!

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harryfan110 nobody talk to me

harryfan114 I AM SO JEALOUS OF Y/N 😭

harryfan116 i love harry’s wife more than i love harry….

harryfan112 “they make me a better person” crying

harryfan118 he really loves his family

harryfan120 harry’s speech was the cutest thing ever

harryfan117 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

harryfan122 he’s a major dilf

harryfan124 i can't do this anymore 🙂

harryfan128 don’t know why harry’s with y/n…she’s destroying his reputation, he should divorce her

harryfan121 y/n literally has his baby and runs the label he's under…

harryfan125 harry’s never going to divorce y/n so keep on wishing

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ynstyles brits night!

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harryfan130 SHE POSTED

harryfan133 this was y/n’s night 😌

harrystyles I am so proud of you darling.

ynstyles i love you so much baby! 🤍🤍

harryfan135 my favorite relationship ever 😭

gemmastyles love you guys so much!!!

harryfan131 THE PICTURE OF ANYA AND Y/N!!!!

emmalouisecorrin congratulations on the awards you two

harryfan136 i want y/n’s life so bad

jefezoff parents ❤️

harryfan138 anya is so small 🥺

kidharpoon mrs. watermelon sugar

harryfan134 harry and y/n are the cutest couple to ever live

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harrystyles Brit Awards, May 2021.

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harryfan141 WHY’D HE POST HIS WIFE 😭

harryfan143 i want a husband like harry…y/n is really living the life

ynstyles thanks for letting me steal your award for photos 😘

harrystyles Gladly darling, what’s mine is yours.

harryfan140 THEY ARE SO GODDAMN ADORABLE

pillowpersonpp the most gorgeous woman ever

harryfan144 this is literally the cutest thing ever

stevienicks gotta love young love!

harryfan146 y/n took harry’s award for photos…she’s so me

annetwist so proud of you both ❤️

harryfan148 couples that win awards together stay together

paulithepsm congratulations!!!!

harryfan142 she is so perfect

NOVEMBER 2021

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pleasing Introducing Pleasing’s owner Y/N Styles. Mrs. Styles with the help of her husband decided to create a brand for all, no matter your gender you can use our products. Our goods consist of skincare to nail polish.

Preorder is available next week.

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harryfan152 WILL BE BUYING

harryfan154 harry and y/n creating a brand together is literal goals

harrystyles Pleasing for all!

ynstyles 🤗🤗🤗

harryfan157 y/n is so hot omg

brittany_broski this is the cause of my death

harryfan150 “with the help of her husband” YEAH YEAH YEAH

harry_lambert so excited!!!

harryfan153 y/n and harry created a brand together…take all my money already

mollyjane_x BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN

harryfan151 i’m not okay 😭

alessandro_michele ❤️❤️❤️

harryfan155 CRYING AND SCREAMING

annetwist already proud!

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ynstyles pleasing, out soon!

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harryfan167 y/n really said run me my money

harryfan160 I HAVE 5 DOLLARS TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

harrystyles I love you darling.

ynstyles i love you more bunny!

harryfan162 i’m going to be broke after the pleasing launch 😭

jefezoff ceo queen

harryfan164 harry and y/n styles’ brand 🫶

florencepugh ahhh can’t wait!

harryfan166 THEY HAVE HOODIES TOO?!?!

kaiagerber already love pleasing ❤️

harryfan169 robbing a bank as we speak

harris_reed you are such a girlboss

harryfan163 harry and y/n are the best thing to ever happen to the world

harryfan165 they came when we needed them the most

2022

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stylesdaily Y/N OUT IN NEW YORK YESTERDAY!

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harryfan170 SHE SLAYED

harryfan177 harry goes home to her…😫

harryfan173 she’s hotter than harry

harryfan177 I AGREE

harryfan175 queen is in new york

harryfan171 going feral for her

harryfan174 I WOULD WRITE ALBUMS ABOUT HER TOO

harryfan176 i love anya’s mother 😌

harryfan179 she’s so gorgeous

harryfan181 harry…count your days

harryfan184 y/n’s married to harry, has his child, is the ceo of a record label…her life is a dream

harryfan180 dropped onto my knees

harryfan182 YES YES YES

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mollyjane_x Just a wife watching her man rehearse.

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harryfan202 jealousy jealousy

harryfan204 SHE’S FLEXING ON US AT THIS POINT 😭

harrystyles I love it.

ynstyles you love the attention

harrystyles You know me so well.

harryfan200 THEY ARE SO CUTE I’M CRYING

pillowpersonpp my tour buddy!

harryfan206 her life is all i want 😫

brittany_broski SERIOUSLY SOBBING

harryfan209 y/n looks so focused…she’s literally me watching harry

kidharpoon harry’s number one supporter ❤️

harryfan207 SHE’S SO IN LOVE WITH HARRY

harry_lambert my favorite tour wife

harryfan201 this is so adorable

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harryflorals HARRY AND Y/N IN NEW YORK TODAY!

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harryfan210 my parents

harryfan217 WHAT THEY HAVE IS ALL I WANT 😭

harryfan213 having a breakdown

harryfan219 i love them so much 😫

harryfan216 harry and y/n are the definition of soulmates

harryfan212 the styles family supremacy

harryfan214 WELCOME HOME CHEATER

harryfan218 she’s getting that dick everyday. she’s getting that dick everyday. she’s getting that dick everyday.

harryfan220 couple goals

harryfan222 literal mom and dad 😌

harryfan224 they remind me of true love

harryfan221 Y/N AND HARRY ARE BESTIES

harryfan226 harry’s literally next to me 🤨

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lloyddddddddddddddddd Y/N hangs out under the stage instead of the crowd. That’s what I call a number one fan.

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harryfan231 she’s so cute

harryfan233 Y/N HANGS OUT UNDER THE STAGE???

harrystyles I love my number one fan.

ynstyles and she loves you! ❤️

harryfan235 sleeping on the highway tonight

florencepugh the most gorgeous!!!

harryfan237 y/n staying under the stage is really so iconic

harris_reed the best girl ever 🤍

harryfan230 NOW I WANT HER LIFE EVEN MORE BADLY 😭

_basselin i just love her

harryfan232 the way harry meets y/n under the stage during his break…

harryfan234 SCREAMING

jefezoff it’s the best spot in the whole venue

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harry_lambert Queen of MSG!

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harryfan302 harry isn’t special…i would write songs about her too

harryfan311 A LITERAL ICON

harrystyles Such a beauty.

ynstyles i love you baby

harryfan308 i am jealous 😭

emmalouisecorrin MY BEST FRIEND

harryfan305 imagine being in y/n’s shoes…i would literally die

alessandro_michele ❤️❤️❤️

harryfan304 i love her so much

florencepugh missing y/n hours!!!

harryfan303 everyone loves her…they really said y/n supremacy

pillowpersonpp love love love

harryfan310 harry’s muse

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harrystyles My girls.

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harryfan330 OMFG

harryfan335 this has me rolling on the floor sobbing 😭

ynstyles We love you daddy!

harrystyles Welllllll I love you both more.

harryfan332 he’s is such an amazing father and husband 😫

gemmastyles cutest family ever ❤️

harryfan339 harry being a major family person is so cute

mitchrowland anya is truly the best company

harryfan333 y/n really is the best mother ever

glenne_azoff the best duo to ever live!!!! 😊

harryfan331 anya = best nepo baby

kidharpoon family family family 🤍

harryfan340 “my girls” sliding down the wall, throwing up, shitting, sobbing

annetwist my darlings!!!

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Hey, thanks for answering my last ask. I was wondering if you could do somewhat of a meet-cute for the reader and Swann Arluad's character in Romantics anonymous, i just can't get the idea of enjoying good chocolate with the attractive chocolatier. Thanks again, much love 💕💕💕

I wish he had played a bigger role in the movie cuz he looks so cute in that outfit<33 I couldn't quite grasp the personality of Antoine but hopefully I didn't mischaracterise him too much ;A; Enjoy!! CW: mint chocolate mentions... for anyone who doesn't like it SFW wc: 477

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At first Antoine worked in "The Chocolate Mill" as a way to make a quick buck. He would've never imagined this would just be his life. It wasn't a dead end job by all means and Mr. Benoît paid him quite well so he wasn't complaining.

Lovely as working there was, his... other needs weren't met that often. Tired from the day he would lay down in bed and even after showers, smell the chocolate on his hands, clothes and bedding. It was driving him mad. He loved chocolate, he appreciated the floral, citrusy and tangy hints the variety of chocolates provided.

He wished that the love he had for chocolate would one day be translated into a love for a person. Many clients would rotate in and out of the shop but he never had the (dis)pleasure of taking on a challenge which was customer service.

Since Angelique turned out to be a chocolatier far more experienced than Antoine or Ludo one of them would be appointed the cashier role, rotating every week. This week it was Antoine's turn.

"Oh this is lovely!" Said someone whilst Antoine was chatting with Magda in the back. "Give me a minute." He said putting on his hat. "How can I help you toda-" He stood there, unable to move as if struck by lightning. Quickly he regained his composure and went into his usual spiel about the different kinds of chocolate available in the store.

"If you're a fan of mint you'll love this one." He said breaking off a piece of the bar. You ate it. "Ooh, this one is great, I'll take this one, definitely." You looked at him curiously. "Can I get another piece?" He nodded and broke off one more. You took it in your hand and boldly told him to... open his mouth.

His face got beet red at the request but he obeyed. "That's... that's lovely..." You weren't sure which part of the interaction he was talking about but, you had your suspicions.

"And do you have a loyalty card?" He asked, begging whatever was listening for the answer to be negative. "No but I'd love to get one!" You said cheerfully, bearing a huge smile on your face, no doubt from the about to be purchased chocolate. It melted Antoine's heart just like chocolate left for too long in the sun.

"Great! Can get your number?" You giggled. "Sure but you'll have to take me out to dinner later." He steadied his breathing and answered. "I wouldn't mind doing that..." Your face got a little hot and you gave him your number. He explained the perks that came with the card and you thanked him.

"It was lovely to meet you ange..." He said, emboldened by your reciprocation. "Call me." You gestured with a smile. Maybe his lonely chocolate days were truly over?

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An Endless List of In-Laws

Quick drabble about Rose's ridiculously huge family.

One thing that Gale wasn't quite prepared for when he proposed to one Rostislav Hylwood was the army of in-laws he was also about to marry into, and yet, he took it in his stride.

“Okay, go!”

“Your mother’s name is Nijala, she will be pleased that I put effort into saying her name properly, her favourite flowers are tulips, and she hates slouching and bad manners. Casimir is your half-brother, twenty. He likes fashion and will criticise my dress sense, and I shouldn’t take his offer to fix my outfit lest I end up in something else entirely. Najda is your half-sister, nineteen. She’s independent and passionate and I need to watch out for her elbows should I be near her when she speaks. Ivanka, seventeen, is your half-sister. She’s apprenticing at the local blacksmiths, which I should bring up to her, but not around your mother, who’s annoyed she’s not carrying on the family stone mason business--”

“-- You’re doing great!”

“-- thank you -- Jascha is your half-brother, fifteen. He works as a stablehand and doesn’t like direct eye contact. If he likes me, I’ll know. Luka is another half-brother, twelve, he likes climbing things and stealing, I need to watch my pockets around him. Lydia, half-sister, seven. She’ll mention her age, and I need to comment on how mature she is. Magda, the youngest, four, half-sister. She’ll try to climb on my lap and will scream if I don’t let her.”

“Just let her.”

“I will.”

“Step-father?”

“Casimiro.”

“Last name?”

“Aranov.”

“And you shouldn’t…?”

“Bring up dragonchess around him.”

“Because…?”

“He’ll challenge me to a game.”

“And…?”

“Get mad when he loses.”

“I can’t believe you remembered all of that.”

“Please, that’s nothing. I have your father’s side of the family committed to memory, the names, favourite gifts, and favourite pastimes of both your grandparents and step-grandparents, and a mental list of your aunts, uncles, cousins, and step-aunts, uncles, and cousins names and where they hail from. I know I can’t seat your Aunt Jenvig with your Step-Uncle Jakob, your cousin Helsig is lactose intolerant but will try to eat dairy anyway, and your Grandma Helena should not be referred to as anything other than Grandma Helena.”

“Impressive. Did I ever tell you that your knack for memory is weirdly arousing?” Rose purred.

“Oh you haven’t seen anything yet. Wait until we get to your first cousins twice removed,” Gale flirted in kind.

“Hm,” he hummed, “Can’t wait.” Then turning sombre: “Alright, do you think we’re ready?” he grabbed the ink pen.

Gale grabbed the wedding seating chart, matching his serious brow, “As we’ll ever be.”

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) Relationship: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Moira MacTaggert, Raven | Mystique Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Powers, Friends to Lovers, Friends With Benefits, Mutual Pining, Falling In Love, Erik Lehnsherr/Magda mentioned, Steve Rogers/Charles Xavier mentioned, Jealousy

Summary:

Charles and Erik have always been close, and despite assumptions to the contrary, they've only ever been friends. It takes them a while to figure out what everyone else seems to have known all along.

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Written for @lyricfulloflight's Secret Mutant Madness prompt, and even though I didn't get it done in time to include in the collection I'm still posting it! 3/5 chapters are up now and the last 2 should be done soon!

#gerec writes #cherik #friends to lovers #modern au #no powers

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wandaxpietro · 3 months

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another ask because this is the only way I know how to contribute to the Maxicest/ScarletSilver fandom (wish i could do more but college is p a i n )

but imagine if Pietro and Wanda just came out and told everyone they're dating/in love (whether as a joke or if they're being serious or idk) I am willing to bet a majority of their friends/coworkers/acquaintances/enemies would either be like: "we knew lol" or "you haven't already???" or be supportive or neutral to their relationship.

But I'm wondering... how would Magneto react? How would Lorna react? How would Magda/Marya/Natalya and Django react? (if they were alive to see it) How would Vision or Crystal react?

Hell, how would Billy and Tommy react? And Luna too? (marvel pls bring her back :((( plsss)

i feel like in the current SW&QS comic run, there will probably be some in-universe comment/rumors that since are Pietro and Wanda are together again, that they are together.

(might ask more questions/thoughts/random blurbs later ://)

ah i think you're more charitable than i am... i don't think most people who know them would be okay with it. they all probably know to varying degrees -- especially their close friends -- it's the deniability that saves it for them, that makes them able to ignore all of it. the avengers (the ones that are close to them, that is) all know, all have seen the twins in weird situations, but they've gotten very very good at looking away. none of them want to know. i think they'd be highly uncomfortable if they came out with their relationship officially, because that'd mean they can no longer ignore it, y'know? i don't think most would start a fight about it or a confrontation or anything, but they'd get weird around the twins.

(on a side note, i think clint is one of the people who'd get actually angry for a while lol. that moment when you're bisexual and your two crushes are dating etc etc. also i think carol would ask wanda if she's alright, if pietro's forcing her into anything, which would make wanda really mad. janet i think is smart enough that she's realized for a long time they're in love & knows something like that isn't going on but she wouldn't be very comfortable, either. the one i think who's most likely to "accept" it is actually tony bcuz i think he genuinely wouldn't give a fuck lol)

that aside! now for the ones you actually asked about lol. ah it's difficult.

magneto - depends on when he'd find out. during brotherhood times, i don't think he'd care, because he didn't really care about them to begin with. once he finds out they're related, at the very beginning, i think he'd be appalled but there isn't anything he can do about it, since he's an absent father trying to reconnect and has no rights to his children. once they're in the family dance for a while, he's grown a bit demanding, esp towards pietro, if that makes sense? so i think he'd probably argue with them about it lol. i don't think he'd like it, not so much bcuz of personal disgust, but mostly bcuz of optics. but also bcuz he has a desire for his children to live normal, happy lives (as much as he has trouble showing them that normally lol) and i think he'd think that would interfere with that. he's also very good at ignoring it, however -- before he'd officially find out, ofc, but after, too. he just conveniently "forgets" it. maybe starts introducing both of them to other people. they hate it.

lorna - i think lorna knows. i think she's known for a long time and while she was disgusted by it at first (and also strangely jealous; she doesn't want either of them but they've always been so close and she never had that. she doesn't have a sibling that's primarily hers, if that makes sense) i think she came to terms with it over time, enough so that she'd be pretty alright with it if they went official.

i honestly don't know about magda, django, marya and natalya... i think magda would have a lot of compassion after everything they've been through, but would treat it as an unfortunate side-effect of all of the twins' trauma, if that makes sense? she loves them a lot, though. the rest of them i don't know. i can't see any of them liking it, but marya and django might just be happy they're both alive and happy, you know? i feel like natalya would want more for them, similarly to magneto, bcuz she doesn't quite get it. but no one does. so yknow.

so billy and tommy are their kids. we know this. i think tommy wouldn't care, tbh. i can't see him being fazed or disgusted by it, also i think he'd be happy to find out pietro is his dad. they already get along, and he doesn't have a lot of people who care about him, and who want to spend time with him (vision never did lol). idk about billy..... i think he dearly loves them both but i think he might just think wanda could do better (lol). i think he'd be vaguely uncomfortable, but pietro would never play dad if billy didn't want that, so i think they're fine-ish? he'd probably get used to it eventually even when he's not thrilled. idk if he'd ever see pietro as his dad. also i think he's also known for a long time but he hasn't gotten over it like lorna has.

as for luna....... honestly she's genuinely a weird kid. she can see people's emotions & i can't see her caring much about "human" taboos. she's from a royal family, and her aunt's husband is also her aunt's (distant) cousin. i think she'd be fine, lol. she can see the love between wanda & pietro -- and tho she probably didn't realize (or didn't want to; bcuz that'd make things complicated) that it was romantic, too, she'd be relatively fine, just happy that her father's happy. she's long since been over crystal and pietro's marriage, so that doesn't bother her, either.

#i'm sorry if this feels like a pessimistic view lol #but i genuinely can't see most of the people surrounding them as actually fully supportive #also i think wanda & pietro wouldn't ever officially come out as a couple. it's been a secret for a long time #and at some point it's not really a secret anymore -- w and p don't treat it as one anymore either -- but no one talks about it #it's like an open secret. people who want to can safely ignore it most of the time #but then they'll catch a clandestine moment and be reminded. lol.#anyway!#answered #i should probably start tagging these asks #scarletsilver #maxicest

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woso-dreamzzz · 6 months

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Adjusting

Hardersson x Child!Reader

Part of The Big Adventures Universe

Summary: There's a lot of differences now that you live in England with your Momma and Morsa

The new house is different to Momma's apartment, you come to realise after a few days.

For one, there are stairs.

There weren't stairs in Momma's Germany apartment so you're excited that there are stairs now. You like to stand at the top and jump your way down.

You're a big girl so sometimes skip two steps in your jump.

"y/n!" Momma shrieks though, when she catches you doing it. She scoops you up into her strong arms and checks you over, like those times when you slipped and fell on the pitch after her games and grazed your arms. "That's dangerous, princesse. You can't do that."

She's talking English to you again so you huff.

It's a bit unfair she does this to you. She'll speak Swedish or Danish to Morsa at the dinner table but English to you. Morsa does it too but she makes up for it when she reads you a bedtime story in Swedish and tucks you in all nice and snug.

It's unforgivable when Momma does it though - especially when she uses it to tell you off.

"Why?"

That's another one of the English words you know. You like to use it a lot. It makes Momma mad sometimes. That's good though because now she'll know how you feel when she speaks English at you.

"Princesse, you could fall and hurt yourself. You can't jump down the stairs."

You huff again and wiggle out of her arms, sock-clad feet slip-sliding across the wooden floor to where you know that Morsa is sitting.

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That's another strange thing about Momma playing for Not-Wolfsburg.

Morsa is around more. In fact, you see Morsa every day when before you would only see her on a phone screen every so often.

But now, Morsa is always there. She reminds you to wash your hands and brush your teeth. She tucks you into bed and gives you your bath. She holds your hand when you cross the street and buckles you into the car - although she's not quite as fast as Momma at doing that just yet.

The best thing about having Morsa with you though, is that she always wants to spend time with you.

Momma had said something about Morsa wanting to make up for lost time but you're not entirely sure how Morsa could lose something like time because she's always wearing a fancy watch on her wrist.

Morsa spends a lot of time with you. She plays games and watches TV. She takes you shopping with her and you get to ride in the cart. She likes having you on her shoulders on the way to practice rather than keeping you on her hip or walking so fast that your little legs can't keep up.

Sometimes, though, Morsa does strange things that Momma would never let happen. Like that time a few days ago, when she didn't let you sleep in the big bed with them even though Momma used to let you so often that dust collected on your bedsheets in Germany and she had to get you new ones.

"You can't sleep with Morsa and Momma all the time," Morsa had told you that night when you whined that you wanted to sleep in the big bed with them," You're very little and our bed is very big. We might lose you."

You know that she's trying to make you forget about it but you're very smart so you don't let her distract you.

"Won'-Won't let you lose me," You reply in stilted English," Momma's big bed was big and she didn't lose me."

Morsa rolls her eyes fondly at you but still tucks you into your big girl bed.

She tells you two Swedish stories that night and a lullaby so you think you can forgive her.

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It's an adjustment for Magda too - finally having her partner and their child living with her.

She had been playing for Chelsea for a while before you were even a thought in her mind and it absolutely broke her heart when you finally came along and she had to go back to London.

She facetimed regularly and took flights over to Germany whenever there was a long weekend. She made sure that you knew her face and her smell and her comfort even though you were miles apart with Pernille.

Magda thought that she had been prepared ever since she had received that call from Pernille, saying that Chelsea wanted to sign her. They both knew it was a no brainer for Pernille to take the deal, to move to London to play.

Magda thought she had been prepared. She cleared out two of the guest bedrooms. She decorated the one that was meant for you, painted it your favourite colour, and built an IKEA big girl bed for you all by herself. She turned the second guest room into your playroom with a fancy rocking horse, a chalkboard and everything a little girl would need.

She cleared out half her closet space for Pernille and made sure everything was neat and tidy, shuffling all of her trophies and medals to one side of the cabinet to make way for whatever Pernille wanted to place inside.

She hung up pictures of your little family on the walls - the day you were born, your first time in a Wolfsburg jersey, that one picture of you as a baby when you were cradled in Magda's arms and even in picture form, anyone could tell that she was crying.

Magda thought she was prepared.

But nothing could truly prepare her for the hole in her heart filling up with love just like her house was now filled with noise.

Pernille liked to play soft music in the morning to help her wake up, an extra strong cup of coffee in her hand. You liked to talk rapid fire to your toys - a garbled mess of Swedish and Danish in your excitement.

You slid around in your socks, endlessly fascinated by the wooden flooring in some areas of the house because Pernille's apartment only had carpet.

The arrival of you and Pernille to London was certainly an adjustment - sometimes the pair of you were just too loud - but it was the small things as well.

Pernille had lots of memories of you dressed in her jerseys, going to bed in the ones that were actually her size instead of a nightie. Pernille had lots of memories of playing mermaids in the bath with you and making sure to kiss each and every one of your stuffed animals good night to make sure none got jealous.

Magda had so few of them so she was grateful every time Pernille took a step back and let her take the reigns.

"What if I do it wrong?" Magda had worried that second morning as Pernille got ready to hop in the shower, telling Magda that she should do your hair so they would all be ready to leave on time.

"You won't do it wrong," Pernille had replied softly, pressing a light kiss to her partner's cheek," Brush it through. If it gets knotty, spray it with the spray bottle. Then, ask her if she wants braids or bunches. She usually wants bunches but she's been on a bit of a braids kick recently. You'll do fine."

Magda had gone to protest, to say that she had never done this alone before but your voice rang out through the house.

"Morsa!" You called," Want you to do my hair! Erm...In-In...Er...Bunches! Want bunches, please!"

"Off you go, Magda," Pernille had said, nudging her partner into action," She's only little, not nearly as scary as she seems."

"Morsa!" You had called again, getting impatient. "Hair, please!"

Magda grabbed the hairbrush and spray bottle off the counter with a smile. "Coming, princesse!"

#woso x reader #woso community #woso imagine #woso fanfics #woso #magdalena eriksson x reader #magdalena eriksson #pernille harder x reader #pernille harder #hardersson x reader #The Big Adventures Universe

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