‘third wheel other sibling to brother-sister incest’ funniest trope in the world. pouring one out for tyrion lannister and juan borgia

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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

Sorry everyone for drawing this

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Falin Touden/Laios Touden Characters: Laios Touden, Falin Touden Additional Tags: Sibling Incest, Murder, 3 Sentence Ficathon Series: Part 19 of 3 Sentence Ficathon 2024 Summary:

He kills Falin. Falin dies in his arms.

WHERE is all the touden siblings incest content. do i have to do every goddamn thing myself around here. the tags are so empty.

Old sketch of Ashley in a flannel with Andrew. Felt relevant after the new progress report.

this is what dunmeshi is about. to me

you wouldn’t happen to have any thoughts on laios x falin would you… I’ve had some difficulty finding people being freaks (affectionate) about them which is a shame cuz I feel like their dynamic is RIPE for incest

I have A thought about toudencest, anon. I think that Falin has a HUGE thing for Laios that she has never acted on or really let herself think about but it's been constant background noise since Laios became her protector and her only real constant instead of just her brother.

ON THE OTHER HAND, I don't think Laios was attracted to Falin in the absolute slightest UNTIL she was turned into a monster and then he has weird and abstract wet dreams about her chimera form for the rest of their journey and a sporadically afterwards. I think he would still be attracted to her with all her feathers and cool monster stuff after they successfully revive her, but if Falin doesn't notice and do something, nothing would ever come of it just because I don't think Laios would actually recognize it as sexual attraction instead of just fascination.

And no, the wet dreams would NOT make it easier for him to realize he's attracted to his sister because this man has absolutely had weird and abstract wet dreams of ALL his loved ones as monsters. He just thinks everyone has those.

If Falin DID notice and initiate something (maybe with Marcille's permission, maybe not), it would be. . . weird. The sex is fantastic for them, they love each other too much for it not to be even if they're both awkward and fumbling, but I think Falin would be very torn between joy at finally getting what she's wanted since they were kids. . . and a sort of hurt disappointment that Laios isn't really attracted to her but to what the dungeon turned her into. This is her body, and she loves it, but it hurts that Laios never looked at her as something desirable until her body was fundamentally changed. The fact that he's like that with everyone isn't much of a comfort.

the incesties need to get on dunmeshi bcuz laios/falin goes crazyinsane hard like my god

One thing i didnt like about the Billy+Tommy are their kids thing (which is otherwise so dear to me) is the excuse it gives Vision for abandoning them and for being unsatisfied with Wanda after everything he put her through to get kids that way (entirely for his ego). I dont want to him to have an excuse, if im a gratuitous hater for one fictional character its Vision, i want him to die forever.

But ive been thinking about how much characters take Crystals side - even Wanda is on Pietro's ass about treating her well (When has he ever treated any woman poorly or even hinted that he would before this point that she would feel the need to say this cuz its been the opposite as far as i see?), and while i know its just lazy women-vs-men writing, it would be justified if everyone knows he's in love with someone else.

Like Wanda feels guilty about it and its her feeling bad that motivates her to be protective of Crystal. No one blames Crystal too much for cheating cuz hasnt Pietro been at least emotionally cheating the whole time, so its his fault if you think about it. Its really obvious from the way he talks about it that his professions of devotions to her arent really about her. She's just a proxy for his sister. He doesn't even know her as a person, no matter how much hes trying to be a good husband, he's pretending shes someone else and struggling to deal with it when that isnt who she is. And everyone feels bad for her even though she isnt a very good person herself.

I didnt want to give her excuses either, but this explains the weird narrative moments so much better than whats explicitly presented.

Andy and Leyley

based on official devlog art

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h . have you guys read the latest sw & qs issue

another ask because this is the only way I know how to contribute to the Maxicest/ScarletSilver fandom (wish i could do more but college is p a i n )

but imagine if Pietro and Wanda just came out and told everyone they're dating/in love (whether as a joke or if they're being serious or idk) I am willing to bet a majority of their friends/coworkers/acquaintances/enemies would either be like: "we knew lol" or "you haven't already???" or be supportive or neutral to their relationship.

But I'm wondering... how would Magneto react? How would Lorna react? How would Magda/Marya/Natalya and Django react? (if they were alive to see it) How would Vision or Crystal react?

Hell, how would Billy and Tommy react? And Luna too? (marvel pls bring her back :((( plsss)

i feel like in the current SW&QS comic run, there will probably be some in-universe comment/rumors that since are Pietro and Wanda are together again, that they are together.

(might ask more questions/thoughts/random blurbs later ://)

ah i think you're more charitable than i am... i don't think most people who know them would be okay with it. they all probably know to varying degrees -- especially their close friends -- it's the deniability that saves it for them, that makes them able to ignore all of it. the avengers (the ones that are close to them, that is) all know, all have seen the twins in weird situations, but they've gotten very very good at looking away. none of them want to know. i think they'd be highly uncomfortable if they came out with their relationship officially, because that'd mean they can no longer ignore it, y'know? i don't think most would start a fight about it or a confrontation or anything, but they'd get weird around the twins.

(on a side note, i think clint is one of the people who'd get actually angry for a while lol. that moment when you're bisexual and your two crushes are dating etc etc. also i think carol would ask wanda if she's alright, if pietro's forcing her into anything, which would make wanda really mad. janet i think is smart enough that she's realized for a long time they're in love & knows something like that isn't going on but she wouldn't be very comfortable, either. the one i think who's most likely to "accept" it is actually tony bcuz i think he genuinely wouldn't give a fuck lol)

that aside! now for the ones you actually asked about lol. ah it's difficult.

magneto - depends on when he'd find out. during brotherhood times, i don't think he'd care, because he didn't really care about them to begin with. once he finds out they're related, at the very beginning, i think he'd be appalled but there isn't anything he can do about it, since he's an absent father trying to reconnect and has no rights to his children. once they're in the family dance for a while, he's grown a bit demanding, esp towards pietro, if that makes sense? so i think he'd probably argue with them about it lol. i don't think he'd like it, not so much bcuz of personal disgust, but mostly bcuz of optics. but also bcuz he has a desire for his children to live normal, happy lives (as much as he has trouble showing them that normally lol) and i think he'd think that would interfere with that. he's also very good at ignoring it, however -- before he'd officially find out, ofc, but after, too. he just conveniently "forgets" it. maybe starts introducing both of them to other people. they hate it.

lorna - i think lorna knows. i think she's known for a long time and while she was disgusted by it at first (and also strangely jealous; she doesn't want either of them but they've always been so close and she never had that. she doesn't have a sibling that's primarily hers, if that makes sense) i think she came to terms with it over time, enough so that she'd be pretty alright with it if they went official.

i honestly don't know about magda, django, marya and natalya... i think magda would have a lot of compassion after everything they've been through, but would treat it as an unfortunate side-effect of all of the twins' trauma, if that makes sense? she loves them a lot, though. the rest of them i don't know. i can't see any of them liking it, but marya and django might just be happy they're both alive and happy, you know? i feel like natalya would want more for them, similarly to magneto, bcuz she doesn't quite get it. but no one does. so yknow.

so billy and tommy are their kids. we know this. i think tommy wouldn't care, tbh. i can't see him being fazed or disgusted by it, also i think he'd be happy to find out pietro is his dad. they already get along, and he doesn't have a lot of people who care about him, and who want to spend time with him (vision never did lol). idk about billy..... i think he dearly loves them both but i think he might just think wanda could do better (lol). i think he'd be vaguely uncomfortable, but pietro would never play dad if billy didn't want that, so i think they're fine-ish? he'd probably get used to it eventually even when he's not thrilled. idk if he'd ever see pietro as his dad. also i think he's also known for a long time but he hasn't gotten over it like lorna has.

as for luna....... honestly she's genuinely a weird kid. she can see people's emotions & i can't see her caring much about "human" taboos. she's from a royal family, and her aunt's husband is also her aunt's (distant) cousin. i think she'd be fine, lol. she can see the love between wanda & pietro -- and tho she probably didn't realize (or didn't want to; bcuz that'd make things complicated) that it was romantic, too, she'd be relatively fine, just happy that her father's happy. she's long since been over crystal and pietro's marriage, so that doesn't bother her, either.

sitting on his shoulder...... love them so bad