[Feast your lovely eyes on this absolutely gorgeous piece I commissioned from the immensely talented @blackdotstudio. This is the first of many that will be the covers for the chapters of my story. So look forward to more incredible illustrations.]

Robert Wood Lynn, “Poem with Bleating Heart”

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

odd girl

I agree

me too

there’s nothing more emotionally devastating than the Saw III screenplay.

amanda rockstar au in which lynn stumbles into a bar where she happens to be playing and they hook up backstage anyone??? anyone at all???

grick backlog….

i have so much fun making these ehehe HEADCANONS BELOW AS ALWAYS !!!! :3

lawrence and strahm are the designated drivers even though theyre always so close to losing it and crashing the car . when strahm is driving hes ALWAYS yelling bc he wants absolute silence and hes always threatening to turn back ,, when hes about to go insane he has to stop the car wherever he can and get out of the car and walk around it until he calms down a bit or he'll explode . when lawrence is driving he doesnt yell but he whispers "keep going lawrence just a bit longer just a bit longer just a bit longer" until it's strahm's turn to drive . they have noise-cancelling headphones and sleeping eye masks in the glove compartment so whoever isnt driving atm can relax a bit

hoffman is furious bc the only free seat was between adam and amanda ,, hes abandoned at the gas station on purpose :3

adam usually goes to mcdonalds at 3am with amanda but since he barely has money if he can get someone else to buy him mcdonalds then hes gonna take the opportunity ... they leave him at the gas station by accident (unlike hoffman)

will is the first one to notice that adam isnt in the car when hes making sure everyone is there (he also notices hoffman isnt there but everyone tells him they did that on purpose) ,, they have to go back to get adam and unfortunately hoffman too

john, jill and lindsey are just so used to having noise around them they dont care and just sleep the whole time

amanda FOR SOME REASON brought a backpack full of different drinks and decides to do a degustation of all of them (shes bored okay)

is this anything

also, two hot detectives investigating some disappearances in town and dr. denlon is the prime suspect? oh shittt

Happy holidays or whatever

Probably as much tea as we're gonna get.

POV: You fucked up and now they're going to break your bones.

[Really shows off the height difference between them, doesn't it? And now the pair on their own because of course, I made them at the same time and just barely remembered to separate their layers. Me know how to art good. Me swear.]

[I tried to make it seem like he was creaking his knuckles. Curse your hands! Why must you be the bane of my drawing life?!]

Robert Wood Lynn, “Aftermath”

In my mind (and with very little canon backing), Sandra Lynn has some sort of Seperation Anxiety Disorder.

It wasn't as much of a problem when she was a kid, she didn't like going to class without her friends and sometimes struggled to go to school at all, but when she was kicked out of her adventuring party as an adult it really kicked in.

Being left alone without anybody to rely on led her to rely on herself, but also heavily on Baxter as the only constant. She tried to live in a cheap apartment when she first came back to Elmville, but she had nights filled with crippling stomach pain and panic attacks because she couldn't be near Baxter, and feared for his life. She quickly moved out and lived in various shelters she built in the forest. It was cold, but it was the only place she could be near her mount and know he was safe. That he wasn't going to leave her too.

It appeared to calm down when she married Gilear. Due to quitting his job, he mostly stayed at home so she knew where he was at all times. She could half-trust something bad wasn't going to happen to him. But she also feared having an attachment to just one person, leading to the unfaithfulness. She was setting up Gorthalax as somebody she could hold onto if something happened to Gilear.

She struggled to let Fig out of her sight once she was born, but also didn't want Fig to have the same struggles with seperation she does, so did her best to push through to avoid projecting those issues on.

The divorce caused it to flare up again, she was once again relying solely on Baxter as her point of attachment. She worked a lot because while she hated being apart from Fig, she was still focused on not making Fig inherit her issues. This causes her harshness in Freshman Year.

Getting with Jawbone was incredibly helpful. He led her towards getting professional help after seeing some of her symptoms, and just having somebody as stable as Jawbone was a huge help. She still couldn't fully trust her attachment to him not to snap, so she did the same thing she did with Gorthalax with Garthy, but recognised her behavior before it could go as far as it did with Gorthalax.

As of Junior Year, she has more trust in the security of her relationships, due to having more of them (the other bad parents as friends, the knowledge that Jawbone will forgive her if she's truly sorry, a better relationship with Fig, etc), but she still retains the insecure attachment to Baxter from her past. Her hands shook a little when she let him to with the Bad Kids as Zayn's escort, but she was able to calm herself down somewhat with the things she'd learned.

ohhhhhh Sandra-Lynn Faeth my beloved. she's everything. she's a high school dropout. she's a messy bitch. she's a milf. she's divorced. she's in a polyamorous situationship. she went from a single mother of one to the semi-legal guardian of a 9 teenagers, one adult, and 15 cats. she's had multiple affairs. she lives in a haunted house. she tells Fig not to smoke and immediately takes a drag off her cloves. her taste in partners is absolutely inscrutable. she's even bisexual. truly who is doing it like her

jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"