Brett: Three years ago today, I married my best friends.
Brett: Nolan, Corey, and Theo are still mad, but Mason, Liam, and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious.
143 notes
·
View notes
Mason: Yesterday, I overheard Liam saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Brett replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
31 notes
·
View notes
Liam: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Mason: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Liam: Wh-What? nO, yOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Brett, recording: This is so cute.
12 notes
·
View notes
Liam: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Mason: Liam, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Liam: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Brett: ...It was a bug.
Liam: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Mason: ...
Brett: ...
Liam on the verge of tears: Stop looking at me like that!
11 notes
·
View notes
Mason: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Brett: They do.
Liam: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
13 notes
·
View notes
Mason: Brett, Liam, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Brett, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Liam is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Liam: I love you too :)
7 notes
·
View notes
Mason: What’s it like being tall?
Mason: Is it nice?
Mason: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Brett: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Liam: It was one time!
9 notes
·
View notes
Kid Liam: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kid Brett or Mason: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Kid Lori: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Kid Mason or Brett: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Teen Camden: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
7 notes
·
View notes
*Camden babysitting Liam, Mason, and Brett*
Kid Liam: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Teen Camden: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Kid Mason: FLOOR IT!!
Kid Liam: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Teen Camden: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Kid Liam: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FREAKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Kid Brett: DO IT!
Teen Camden: NO-
6 notes
·
View notes
Isla, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Alec: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Camden, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Isla, spraying Alec: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
Alec: Dude, I forgot-
Isla: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
Liam to Mason and Brett: I now know how Cam felt when the three of us were younger.
Brett: We weren’t that bad.
Mason: *Bitchface*
Theo: I didn’t even know you guys back then and I know you were this bad.
5 notes
·
View notes
Liam: Look at the buns on that guy!
Brett: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Mason: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Liam *Pulls out water gun*: I'm not going back to jail!
6 notes
·
View notes
*Camden babysitting Liam, Mason, and Brett*
*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Kid Brett: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Teen Camden: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Kid Liam: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Kid Mason: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Kid Liam: *flips the board*
6 notes
·
View notes
*Camden babysitting Liam, Mason, and Brett*
Kid Liam: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Kid Mason: That's deep.
Kid Brett: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Kid Mason: That's deeper.
Teen Camden: ...You guys are idiots.
3 notes
·
View notes