[231202] 온리원오브 팬사인회

Play-Wrestling the Egos | HCs

a/n: i finally acquired the braincell

taglist: @softladyhours @chaos-carnation

tw: 2 references to sex but theres nothing explicit

🖤Dark🖤

sometimes he cheats and uses the shadow void tendril thingies

but most of the time he likes to watch you struggle to push him off you

he lets you sometimes just to see you all proud and determined but then just squishes you again

if you get him while he’s not focused on Squashing You then you could maybe win if he’s tired

8 times out of 10 you are getting folded though

evil evil evil boy /aff

💙Damien💙

ALWAYS lets you win hes a gentleman

he loves seeing you so proud of yourself

although he does put up a bit of a fight so you’re even more proud when you do win

hes usually the one to initiate it

just tackles you into bed sometimes

one time you wrestled on the sofa downstairs and the poor butler almost had a heart attack he thought unsavoury activities were taking place

you both ran upstairs blushing and giggling

❤️Actor Mark❤️

always loses

even if he’s physically bigger and/or stronger than you he will lose every time because he doesnt know how to fight

he just pouts and tells you if he doesn’t get kisses he will die immediately

baabyyyyyyy you’re gonna mess up my hairrrrr

you could fold him like a wet towel and he couldn’t even do anything about it

sopping wet pool noodle of a man /aff

💛Illinois💛

“awww, darlin, you look so cute trying to be tough”

sometimes he lets you win because you look so cute all proud

but you also look cute all pouty when you lose

hes enjoying it immensely either way

but if you wear his hat he’ll be too distracted to win

but that involved stealing the hat first and he knows what you’re going to do if he gives you his hat

CHASE him for the hat

🤍Yancy🤍

lets you think you’re winning then BAM you’re underneath him and he is GRINNING

apologises with kisses

“i’m sorry angel i just love the squeaks you make when i flips youse over”

tell him hes mean and he will smother you in kisses

he will tackle you without warning if he’s consumed caffeine

🚀Engineer Mark🚀

its 50/50 with him

sometimes he’ll let you win and sometimes he will remind you about all those muscles underneath his space suit

“come on Captain, you can’t fight me off? you’re adorable. Maybe i’ll let you win next time.”

but if you REALLY try he will let you win because oh my god thats even cuter look at youuuuu

celci caught you two once and didnt speak to mark for 6 days she was absolutely disgusted /hj

to be fair she did also think you were indulging in unsavoury activities

🔪Murdock🔪

if you ask him if he wants to play wrestle he will chase you first

with no warning

“hey murdock wanna wrestle-“

*gets up and bolts towards you menacingly*

then when you’re too tired from running to fight back he gently holds you down and smiles so evil at you

awful bastard man /aff

but sometimes he lets you win if he’s really tired and you’re already in bed

he does little growls when he’s tired

he pretends to fall asleep once you think you’ve won then he flips you over and sleeps on you

nasty terrible boy /aff

🌌God of Night🌌

“why are you trying to fight me”

“because it’s fun!”

🧍🏻‍♂️

he doesn’t know what to do about this

you are pushing him and dragging him with all your strength but hes yknow a GOD so he’s just

🧍🏻‍♂️

eventually picks you up like a wet sponge and kisses your head

its like a “good effort” sticker

🏃🏻‍♂️Heehoo🏃🏻‍♂️

why would you even try this

he is winning the second you put your hand on him

you are getting tumbled around like sack of onion

one onion

your brain is the onion

if you let him he’d throw you up in the air like pizza pie

he makes sure to keep you from getting any bruises or injuries though

careful boy even if he is treating you like a tennis ball

OKAY FJRST. THE LITTLE DETAILS FROM THEIR CANON DESIGNS/YOUR PERSONAL DESIGNS BECAUSE THEY ARE CANON TO ME TO THE AU

not to be the chip guy but of course he comes first. chibos little beanie instead of the captains hat is SUCH a great touch !! the fact he still has his necklace and his long coat in a different more cover-up-slut approach makes me insaneeeee god he's so. Just like me frfr. you just drew me but if i had long hair and more bastard swagger that's so coolio bro what the freaksauce... ALSO keeping his belt and piercings make me to happy forever and ever but swagever ! Im normal ^_^ WAITTT also the "coverupslut" tits thing is really funny to me obviously he couldn't be walking around like that in the Real World because it's lame and doesn't support his transgender swagger but I really love how you kept his midriff and the teensiest tiniest little bit of a happy trail because he fucking WOULD wouldn't he. he WOULD fucking look like that. and !! speaking of speaking of that his black crop top thing works really well with both his style and his style of dancing which I think is so awesome sauce broski AND THE BLACK NAILS. THATS IMPORTANT can i get you to make something canon for me from one guy to another you're such a good friend and this isn't me buttering you up at all but on a totally separate note did you know you're hot and cool and all your art is amazing and you're talented and smart. could you make it so jay was the one to paint his nails and he complained forever and ever about it he wad so annoyed but he only complained more when the paint started chipping and he forced her to fix it. staring at you with autism eyes Btw

gillion design is so real forever and ever and I'm totally okay about it bro trust. absolutely LOVE the fact he kept his necklace too but instead it's framed as a gift from pretzel and made as a Kandi necklace :〕 it's so sick ANDDD THE WAY HE DRESSES !!! his baggy black tank-top and belt with the pants bro you Get It he fucking. Would look like that humanized wouldn't he. the bracelets and the also black nails (that. And Again, looking at you with begging and pleading autism eyes. jay probably had to act like she was just SO down to do and felt like it for funsies so she could teach pretzel when in reality chibo just begged her because he's a little bitch and really wanted to bond with gillion because he's an idiot and couldn't think of a better way. Also his paint was chipping and he was mildly annoyed) AND !! THE HAIRRRRR holy shit my friend tumblr user and mutual soup s0up1ta im losing my actual goddamn ever-loving mind over the way you drew his dyed hair it's so fucking pretty dude THE COLORRRRSSSSSS THE COLORS IM BEING POSSESED AND TAKEN AWAY. THE VIBRANCY SNATCHED MY SOUL AND GOT ME VAPORIZED LIKE IT WAS DAYBRINGER SOLOMON SAVE THE WORLD AND SUCK EACH OTHER VAMP4VAMP STYLE MY FINAL MESSAGE

Oh my god. And pretzel. soup im losing my fucking MINDDDDD over pretzel i know when you showed me the (theses aren't posted yet. i get to be in the Cool Exclusive Friend Club for. Asecond >:DDD) drawings of her with the biker helmet i lost my shit then but I need to lose it again. i lose that very frequently. The little patches in her jeans and clips in her messy hair and home-made bracelets covering every part of her body that they can and her big fluffy skirts that mimic her frogtopus arms that spread out and her overalls QND THAT ONE DRAWING. WHERE AHE IS PAINTING GILLIONS EYELINER ON IM. SOUP IM SHAKING YOU IM LOSING OT and also. Of course she would like bluey <3

Now onto the actual writing for just a second because I need to ramble on how well you fucking Captured the way it was written so perfectly because like. Holy fuck dude

Tigers being paired with you Definitely is the best possible outcome because you have created something for me to be Insane about. I could picture everything so vividly and i heard that one line where it was him going "I want you. I want you baby" and i just completely saw your drawing of them arms linked and extended and I lost my MINDD soup. spinning in circles and shimmying like a deep sea isopod ruffling up dirt on the seafloor look at me in my dead ass eye holes because i cannot express enough how much I love that. everything in this fic was pictured entirely in your style and I'm so fucking normal about that I promise. i LOVE seeing the little details you move from both cannon jrwi and your designs into the way they're drawing because, and I cannot stress this enough that this is a good thing, they all look like Them. normally with au's it's them slightly off or that's Them just in a different outfit but NOOO dude you got it so perfect. yeah that IS what they would look like that IS how they would dress and act and look and fucking DANCE bro 🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

and finally just wanted to say the writing is sosososo good forever and ever but that's exactly what I would expect from Tigers101 the fnc guy and chip kisser themself alright not surprised in the least. and with the art being as amazing at going with it not nearly surprised it's sof uckign awesome seeing you grow and get more talented as an artist because DUDE !!!!!! HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE GROWNNNN its so awesome man

anyway leave you with this image

because i saw the part where chibo blushed and I pictured him in your style and i nearly whisper-screamed faggot out loud before catching myself because I'm tired <3 thank you for being you and so rad and sweet forever and ever and making the sick ass cool ass shit that you do im sohyped and so happy everytime I get. A message or a tag from you because I KNOWWWWW it means I get something to feast apon and i love it so much. already said it once but it's so nice i say it twice suck each other vamp4vamp style and save da world. my final message

I AM FRAMING THIS AND HANGING IT ON MY WALL FOREVER THANK YOU SO MUCH DUDE AUDHJSJSJDKFBJS 😭😭💕💕💕

Accidentally awakening some sleeping memories thanks to the two kids who adopted you as their uncle - yay for Ingo!!♡

& a little something extra, just for fun because he deserves to be that much more surprised when he finds out he was a damn subway boss after all!!

this is my end this is why I dIE

Cedric Diggory X Beauxbatons Reader. PT. 3 or 4?

Warnings ⚠️ - language, Annie And Claire being idiots, Cedric is hot. + spelling errors

          “Silence Everyone please” Dumbledore started. He when on and on about the “pride” and “glory” it is to win. I think its bull shit, all you get is a couple pictures and most likely a damn plastic trophy. But I swear to god if I get picked I’m gonna throw hands at that shady ass school. But it was a risk, and I took it. I was stollen from my thoughts as soon as Claire nugged my shoulder and pointed at the goblet. The flames were a blinding red color instead of the ocean blue it was before. A small sheet of parchment flew out. Dumbledore snatched it and read aloud, “The Durmstrang Champion, Victor Crumb!” The Drumstrang table roared with slight claps form other tables. Victor walked over and joined the other professors and shook hands with all of them. My stomach was in a knot. What would I do if my name gets pulled, oh god I fucked up, i fucked up big time. The crowd was silent until the Blood red color appeared again. With  another parchment. “The Beauxbatons Champion, Y/F/N.” My stomach was spinning in circles. But I kept it real and walked over to the professors table and shook everyone hands then walked over with Victor and shook his hand as well.  The Third piece of parchment flew out. “The Hogwarts Champion, Cedric Diggory!” The Cedric walked up with a proud smile on his face. Damn that smile gave me butterflies. We was so perfect, not to mention like 028837733 feet taller than I was. As he walked over to the professors table shook hands and walked over to him and just as we made eye contact I winked. Yes your herd me right winked. W I N K E D. I saw a slight blush arise on his face to as he threw his head down. The hairrrrr oh my god I just want to- “land that concludes our” a professor dressed in all black walked past us and I gave him a  funny look until I realized what was happing. Another light arose from the goblet. ANOTHER peice parchment paper flew out. “Harry Potter” “HARRY POTTER” To be honest, I don’t really care that he’s the “famous kid” and all, I would think the same if he was a cat but most likely some high ass teacher put his name in. Take it or leave it there’s my prediction. As Harry made his up here he tapped me on the shoulder. “i don’t think that was supposed to happen” he whispers “yeah, no shit” I reply. I hear a light chuckle from Cedric. Oh my god not the laugh to this man is to close to perfection. I just again keep it real and roll my eyes. The professors then lead us down to a room ful, of trophies. I walk in and “look around”. Oh please, I’m actually trying to find a way to sneak out with my friends and meet by the lake. Untill I hear. “Harry” HARRY POTTER” Dumbledore runs up to Harry and pins him against a wall knocking down some plates. Then they ask Harry questions and give Harry answers. This school must drive kids crazy. Then send us back to our dorms to supposably go to sleep but my friends and I have other plans. When I get back I change put pj pants and a black crop top on and exclaimed to my friends to my friends the plan. “okay so now that everyone’s changed and ready to go, the plan is to break out this window get on our brooms and ride down. Simple, easy, awesome.” “aren’t you gonna tell us how it went-” I’ll tell you at the lake we just kinda have to go.” Everyone nods and puts bathing suits on and grab towels. I walk up to the window and as quite as possible unlatch the first lock and use a hair pin to unlock the second. I move slowly and try to not make the window squeak. I successfully open the window and call my broom with a whistle. When my broom arrives I step out onto the roof and try to get on but my broom was to far away. I was hesitant about jumping because we were on like the 10th floor but I though “ come on, your going to becompeting in this dangerous event we have to to take some chances here.” I I jump and barely make it by grading the wood part of my broom stick and pulling myself up. All my friends laugh. “ Wow Y/n that was impressive” “oh shut up, but I suggest trying to make your brooms go closer to you next time.” Once everyone is on we start to head out. I was the only one that took quidditch lessons, but the others were pretty good flyers. The moonlight guided us up to the lake and as we landed Iimmediately looked up and the night sky. “they have a really pretty sky up here” Annie starts. “yeah no kidding” I add. “Enough small talk, let’s get to swim-en!” Claire takes off her clothing and stands next to the water. “layout sure there’s nothing in the water?” Liz asks and looks a me. I sneak up behind Claire and say. “lime not sure any monster in there might try and - GET YA” I tackle Claire she let out a streak and started to fight back. At this point we were all about to die laughing. “I’m just messing, nothings in there.” “ Prove it then, go in first” “okay” i take of my clothing and yell “PUSSYS” and cannonball into the Lake. “Wooohooo” I scream. Everyone starts to hop in. We have chicken fights, tag, we even played Marco Polo. After that we dried off and had a small sip of vodka and we all promised to monitor each other so we wouldn’t get drunk. And thankfully no one did. we headed back to our dorms at about 4:50am and went to bed.        I woke up at 7:50 and looked at my note sheet that I wrote out yesterday at some point. “Oh Fuck” I yell I forgot I had an interview at 8:00 that I had to be there for. I did my make up in a rush,(but still slayed the look obviously) then put my uniform on and put small curls in my hair grabbed my hat and ran out the door at 7:58 I ran like the wind the get to the halls as it just happens that my dorm is the farstest away. As soon as I get there at 7:59 I mumble ““not to shabby” and fix my hat. Harry laughs “you could have just taken the secret passage” I take my attention from my hat to Harry. “wait so no one told me that I didn’t have to run all the way here” I take a big breath. Harry nods. “welp it could be worse.” “lash here we have our three” she looks around “four Champions” everyone looks at each other and shrugs. We start with a group photo. I’m in the front sitting on a chair, Harry’s on the back left standing, Victors on the Right standing, and Cedrics right behind me sitting.“I'm Rita Skeeter, I write for the daily prophet. But of course you know that don't you. It's you we don't know, you're the news. What quirks lurk beneath those rosy cheeks?” She puts he hand on my cheek and I move her hand away “what mysteries do the muscles mask? does courage lie beneath those curls? In short, what makes a champion tick. Me, myself and I want to know. Not to mention my rabid readers. So, who's feeling up to sharing? Mmm? Shall  we start with the youngest. Lovely.” Harry gets pulled into a broom closet. Silence fills the room until Cedric starts a small conversation. “ I don’t believe that we have all have properly meet each other” he starts. “ I’m Cedric” he puts his hand out for Victor to shake. Victor looks at Cedrics big ass hands then back at Cedric. “Victor” he says and shakes his hand. Cedric then moves his arm over to me. I look him up and down and bite my lip. “y/n” I answer. He Gives a Warm smile. “Okay” Harry gets shoved out of the closet. “Who wants to go next?” “Ladys first” Cedric whispers thankfully Rita Couldn’t hear. I kick his shin. He lets out a mone “okay- I’ll go” he looks back at me. I just smirk.