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#jjk#jjk0#satosugu#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen#sugusato#gego#IM GONNA JUMP#LITERALLY THEIR SONG NOOOOO
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gek from chessmen is one of the sci fi characters ever. detachable spider head guy who decided to ditch his cult/species because a girl sang pop tunes to him for a couple months. halts a desperate flight from the hostile compound for a minute so he can swap his head to a bigger, sexier body before going 'ok let's go'. pairs a newfound interest in justice, art, and Girl with still doing shit like being overjoyed at finding TUNNELS to scuttle through and eating rats (and rat pups) onscreen. gets put in jail and immediately begins gaslighting his captors by leaving his headless body at the table or just unlocking himself and leaving the room when there's only one person there, then re-chaining himself and going 'idk man you sound crazy' when the terrified guard brings back other people. gets left alone with a fulltime guard and he uses his limited powers of compulsion to make the guy give him his weapons, unchains himself and chains the other guy up, and stands guard at the door instead. actually escaping matters less than The Bit. can't emote in any visible way but is constantly full of emotions. gets accused of witchcraft and goes 'sure'. continually is the MVP of doing shit while the actual 'hero' is useless. i need to see him in a janky but impressive 80s practical effects style adaptation so bad
#and i need him to be the love interest#seriously it's insane to me like... he's strongly implied to have fallen in love with tara#they have good interactions#when she's trying to influence him as he's torn btwn obeying or disobeying cult/boss orders she sings something called THE SONG OF LOVE#they literally have a mirror of the john/dejah moment where he tells her to run while he holds off the enemy#and she says she won't leave him and then re-states it as she *can't* leave him#meanwhile gahan is occupied with crit failing everything he tries to do expounding on why Slavery Good#mansplaining war and the nature of humanity to tara and calling gek a lesser being. also being rapey af#but nooooo he's sexy so he's the protagonist and everyone instantly admires him for no reason#justice for gek fr. THAT is the kind of thing you should change in adaptation#vic talks#barsoom
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a song for each letter of ur url!!! tagged by @lesbianjudasiscariot THANK YOUUU MWAHH THIS WAS SO FUN <3333
Roadkill - Searows
On A Plain - Nirvana
Not Another Love Song - Ella Mai
Avisa Lá - Mc Tha
No Surrender - Bruce Springsteen
Lovely Sewer - Yves Tumor
Ya Lili - Balti ft. Hamouda
NEON PEACH - Snoh Aalegra ft. Tyler, the Creator
Cherubim - serpentwithfeet
Hearing Your Voice - Omar Apollo
Banned in D.C. - Bad Brains
Feel No Pain - Sade
tagging @pinknoisemp3 @valenight @rosewreathgoldenstar @papercranegirl & @honkifyourelonely but as always no pressure ❤!!!!!!!!
#things that make u realize how many n's are in ur url....i can't tell u how long it took to think of THREE songs that start with a n i had#refer to my spotify recently played to find the last one bc i couldn't remember any more. you'd think songs starting with y and c and h#would be the harder ones but nooooo i thought of those literally immediately when i had to crack my brain over the third N song like ok 🤨#also just realized i tagged several ppl who have quite long urls.....sorry in advance if u decide 2 do it 🙏 but also more opportunity to#share music. glass half full and all that 👍#tag games <3
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god DAMN it.
just cried over satosugu for the first time.
#meow.//#satosugu#i literally haven't felt that much about them (still enough y'know) to cry but all of a sudden??? wtf???#i just cried bc i related them to that one song (christmas kids by roar) and omfg. why does it hurt so much. i thought i could live in PEAC#like. i didn't have to suffer through the pain but nooooo NO ONE IS SPARED.#“you'll change your name or change you mind”#“and leave this fucked up place behind”#“But i'll know”#HISSINg. GROWLING. SOBS#geto literally changed his mind though (thanks kenjaku)#the animatic ideas are swirling in my brain like toilet when i flush the black and white beta fish#BECAUSE THEY'RE BBOTH FUCKING DEAD#jjk#banging my head on the wall please help me save me from this torture. I didn't know gays could hurt me so much. they're tearing me apart#like that one emo werewolf picture that's a meme. that's me but with satosugu atm guys. i'm so sorry for the tag rants. it's like a pigsty#if you follow me i need you to know that i'm not okay and you should stop that immediately because i'm swirling into the abyss#i'm like a melting ice cream from the ice cream truck that they hand you and it gets all over your hands and drips onto the ground#leaving a trail of ice cream drops behind you as you walk away; the music of the truck fading into the distance as your realise#this ice cream SUCKS.#i'm so sorry#south talks too much#irls if you see this i need you to slap me the next time you see me and i'm dead serious.
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BROKE MY WORDLE STREAK KILLING MYSELF IMMEDIATELY
#NOOOOO ok in my defence i didnt know that word#well i Do know it it's in That One Song but it's not a word i've honestly heard literally Anywhere else#and lots of doubles which boo#according to jules
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mahonia 💕
what place, thing, activity inspires you most and how do you express yourself when it does?
Music!! I tend to listen to anything as long as I vibe with it lmao. Sometimes I will literally just lie in bed listening to one song, trying to figure out how to get the feeling it gives me into an au, or og story, etc etc.
#like when i sat down to write a scene for my playwriting class#i just had my speaker playing random stuff and i was trying to figure out what to do#this song called ghost of mine came up#i literally put my head in my hands and i wws like oh nooooo cuz an idea popped up and Would Not Leave My Brain#thank u for the ask♥️#bibi answers
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The video quality is shit (although it may be better in the video on YT of the whole show that this is from), but I have had different parts of this song stuck in my head at least once a day for the past week or two, so I figure I may as well share the song that won't fucking leave me alone. (It's okay though, because I LOVE this song, but I'm also wondering @ my brain 'WHY THIS ONE IN SPECIFIC?' This is one of my very favorite songs off of The Crossing, but even The Crossing isn't my favorite Big Country album, so...if I could get other songs that I like even more stuck in my head so frequently, that would be better, but I'm still not exactly complaining...) I, however, will complain that Big Country stopped playing this song live after 1984, because Stuart's vocals in this performance are soooooo lovelyyyyyyyyyy!
#when I found out via setlist.fm that BC (with Stuart) didn't play ''1000 Stars'' after their 1984 tours I literally cried#because although Stuart's vocal techniques certainly got WORSE over the years his range technically got better so like#I am upsettttttttt that they didn't ever play this song with Stuart again. he could've done it even better as the years went by but nooooo.#while I think the audience 100% had the right to eat the band if they didn't play ''In a Big Country'' or ''Chance'' live#while I'm not sure that ''In a Big Country'' got particularly better as the years went by I don't think that ''Chance'' did at all ASIDE#from the audience participation (and the audience literally singing the chorus before the band even played the song. lol)#so my point is...it would've been interesting to hear more of the songs from 'The Crossing' in like...the '90s#to hear how different they sounded like if the band changed up the arrangements at all or by Stuart's vocal quality on them.#but...please...do not think that I mean BC's country version of ''In a Big Country'' because I desperately fucking do not. goodbye.#Youtube
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man i want to make an animatic about my ocs so bad
#my post#the lore is stored in the tags#that would require knowing literally anything about the plot though#i could maybe make something with reworked october hills? rip peyton and rory and austin and grace they were cut for being irrelevant </3#mm but id need a good song and idk#i do have an animatic wip for madineau but i dont even know how that endssssssssssssssssssss#explodes and dies#guys i think im gonna kill off everin and not revive her. i think she just dies. i think it happens too late in the story to bring her back#itd drag on forever#and the others just have to live with that. they have to carry that.#but do they go home? i think they do they have no more stake in this kingdom#fucking. rip andoras though. oh poor guy hes all alone.#he wouldnt go with them. he hates the sib squad on evs behalf. oh nooooo but then he would just Get Worse :(#i mean he has A and B! so hes not totally alone. they can- they can be supportive and shit#maybe i can hint at them maybe. wanting to riseup against the new kings?#PERPETUATING THE CYCLE 💪💥💪🔥🔥‼️🔥💥💥💪💪💪#oh my god#did i just write the fucking ending for this#....#ive had this as a wip for three fucking years. did i just write the fucking ending. in the tags on a tumblr post#IVE BEEN DEBATING WITH MYSELF ON HOW TO END THIS SHIT FOR THREE YEARS#AND THIS IS HOW WE GET HERE??#FUCKIGN. I GUESS!!#ALL BECAUSE I WANTED TO ANIMATE?????
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im YELLING GLAD YOU CAME BY THE WANTED??????? THEY REALLY WERE THE ITALIAN (?IDK) 1D???????????? im cryigng
#i wouldn't have known either because i never saw more than a frame of that mv & i didn't listen to a single 1d song until a few years later#and never watched their mvs until i was like 27#but now i'm rewatching old mvs ty vanessa carlton's thousand miles disc horse coming back around on the twit#and that one i'd never seen and JAHFLIHFWE THEY LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THEM BUT IN TANNER FONT?????#also god they were so young then i thought they were like a good mid 20s which was oldddderrr to me then omgggg#NOPE WAIT THEY'RE ALSO FROM THE UK NEVERMIND LMAOOOOOOOOO#they really said get the dark side of 1d lmao#the two vv yt boys in there gave it away though like curly was too yt and the other one maybe coulda passed but when he sang ohh nooooo#it was literally ratboy (semi affectionate) but in this band 😭
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Hate this so much but this is literally the choice the pianist made there is no other way
#ugh#sylkhi stuff#basically a triplet has been split across two bars#it’s a really simple triplet#literally the same as the one before it#but nooooo#hate it so so much#oh yeah this is a pokemon song
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my love is mine all mine i love my my mine
#LITERALLY#i Said i wasn’t gonna get obsessed with this song bc everyone else talks about it and i wanted to be the one to give the other songs love bu#t NOOOOO it just had to be SO FUCJINFFODOO ADDICTIINFFFF
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bestie bae i am begging you to post survivors guilt
i'm ngl when i was hearing it today i was like "wow this is exactly how it should sound" but as soon as i read this then all of a sudden i feel the need to go edit it and clean it up and eventually realise how bad it sounds and then decide to not post it
maybe i might post it? (yeah i got it ready in my drafts as soon as i saw this ask but i'm still debating)
#i'm all like ''what if everyone is actively against me posting this song even though someone is literally rn asking me to post it''#god there's already been two other times where someone has asked to hear a song and i've been like#''ahahaha actually nooooo.......''#omg stop procrastinating and just post it and move on#sorry anon if you're having to read me arguing with myself#anyway here you go it will be the next post <3#asks#anon
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Early merry Christmas to women
#no bc im litestninf to this album for the first time and it slays#my turn to cry was boring kinda but luv the star I haven’t even finished listening to it yet but I had to link it SAUR GED#anyways Christmas season lately has been so boring#literally forgot it was coming up and it’s been ruining my mood#I want to celeberate and feel the Christmas spirit but I CANT idk why#Christmas has felt shorter and shorter like every year I grow up#I miss caring about it and having this innocent cheer around the time it comes around but nooooo#I have to have seasonal sadness#it’s literally December 23rd and I’ve just remember Christmas is basically literally tomorrow#literally where did December go where did fall go where did this year go where did the entire 2020s go#my life is flashing by and I HATE IT#like I’m so scared one day I’ll wake up an adult and be completely confused where my life went and why I didn’t cherish my youth and teenage#years#I’m sad btw#not really it’s bittersweet which is worse#:(#filling my empty hag grinch heart with Christmas kpop songs at 1 am#f my life man#I miss my childhood WHERE DID IT GO AND WHY AM I CONTEMPLATING ENDING MY LIFE#no but just to actually be a kid again for one day... pls.#wow I can’t shut up PLEASE LMAO#also while I was writing this Christmas Day ended (the song) 7/10 already forgot what it sounded like but the winter vibes are there#miracles in December is playing rn and it’s ur average sm ballad so far BORINGGGG but good nap music#jonghyun would’ve ate this up lemme see if shinee released any Christmas music wait#ok they did but only one I think#mamas let’s research#anyways if u actually read my tags up to here hi I’m sorry merry Christmas happy new year slay#Spotify
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soft launch.
in which, mick is soft launching you.
mich schumacher x reader.
fc: sophia birlem.
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mickschumacher: holiday season 🏝🗺
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fan1: wait a damn minute…
fan2: WHO IS THAT
fan3: with all due respect you look delicious but WHO is that lovely lady?
fan4: the pic is so cute omg
fan5: whoever that is i hope she’s good to him
fan6: NOT MY HUSBAND
fan7: mick soft launching?
fan8: the rings 🫠
fan9: who is that slut next to mick?
fan10: new wag alert
fan11: those comments are not it, he’s a grown ass man let him be
fan12: i bet he’s going to ditch her after summer ends lmao
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y/n just posted a story!
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y/n: say hi to mickey <3
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fan1: YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL OMG
fan2: mick is one lucky mf
fan3: they’re going to break up in a month mark my words
fan4: i’m literally heartbroken rn
fan5: my new parents
fan6: girlie run they’re coming for you
francisca.cgomes: cuties
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fan7: they compliment each other so well tho
mickschumacher: hi pretty lady
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fan8: mick i hope you can fight bc your girlfriend is GORG
fan9: the pictures are so cute omg
fan10: the mick girlies already crying in the comments
fan11: he hid her so well wdym he had a whole gf this entire time?
fan12: i’m so happy for him qjjabakzlzm
fan13: thanks for your service y/n, we now have tons of pictures of bf material mick
y/n: 🫡
fan14: the BIG ASS hickey in the first picture wtf
fan15: ew you can tell she’s classless
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y/n: my camera roll is full of cats we met on the street and mickey
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carmenmundt: ♥️
fan1: their vibe is so chill, they really match each other
fan2: i’m a lil sad that mick is dating someone but she seems nice
estebanocon: i see two owls in that pic
fan3: nooooo they’re so cute
fan4: she’s getting so much hate on twitter but she’s just minding her business??
fan5: WHORE
fan6: don’t worry guys she won’t last till the end of the season 🤭
fan7: the obsession y’all have with random men who don’t even know y’all exist is insane
fan8: so CUTE
fan9: i bet mick paid for everything lmao
mickschumacher: she actually paid the whole trip, i’m just her sugar baby
fan10: JAKQOSPSPPSPSOS BRO
fan11: and that’s how you clap back at haters, guys
fan12: if only others drivers were defending their gfs like mick is defending y/n
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y/n: ‘cars outside’ is out :)
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fan1: not it being a love song for mick :(
fan2: WHY am i crying hysterically about two adults being in love
fan3: "oh darling, all of the city lights, never shine as bright as your eyes." GOD
mickschumacher: why did i do to deserve you?
fan4: they’re so in love it’s almost disgusting
fan5: esteban will have to third wheel now lmao
estebanocon: i’ve been third wheeling for a year now
fan6: A YEAR???
fan7: THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR??
fan8: a year like 365 days? damn schumacher
fan9: nah but hiding a whole gf for a year when you have crazy groupies up your ass every single day is insane
fan10: the cutest couple if you ask me
fan11: i just fell to my knees
fan12: WHEN IS IT MY TURN GODDAMNIT
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IS IT TOO LATE NOW?
pairing: charles leclerc x reader
summary: the slip up and the gossip was a problem enough, but what if the situation is more complicated than you imagine it would be? or is it?
warning: slight hate comments from internet, paparazzi, break ups, complicated storyline, timeline inaccuracies, not even me understand about what is happening here.
a/n: this ended up going a bit too short with too little drama, but anyway, i hope you all enjoyed it!
taglist: @ushygushybaby @iamahallucinationnn @1655clean
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popcrave singer y/n l/n is reportedly breaking up with actor louis partridge after a year of relationship. the sun reported that they were breaking up peacefully and still remain friends even after their lost of love relationship.
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username it's definitely because of that charles guy
username louis pls upload her cat or dog BC I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS ANY LONGER
username and you believe the sun as your source? don't be ridiculous, everyone knows that the sun was always spread lies
username one year full of fun 😞💔
username or full of gossips of annoying f1 fans
username who the charles man is?
username how dare the f1 fandom do them like that
username why am i feeling that the driver is the one who steal her from him?
⤷ username because he is
username i refuse to believe this
username it must because of the news in one of the gossip accounts of f1 drivers gf
username yeah i mean they can fix this, but not with break up
username they're literally so lovesick with each other...
username charles is literally has a gf, he's not gonna get with her bcs she is so far from his standard
⤷ username she is everybody's standard, ain't no way that he wouldn't date her
username remain friends meaning that she would write the most heartbreaking songs for him
username peacefully your ass when in fact that they still love each other deeply but living with the gossips bother them
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username yeah bc you are the vampire
username traitor pt 2? or else bcs we got sour in a whole thing
username her new mv or....
louispartridge looks like ramy
⤷ yourusername at least he cooks good then idc🤷🏻♀️
username when i see louisy/n interaction now but they're not together anymore is quite sad tbh
⤷ username after the kiss i think it's her new thing
⤷ username but i'm convinced with the gossip
username like just be fr he's been targeting after her for a long while until she's finally breaking up with him
⤷ username okay but is he even breaking up with his girlfriend like she did too? too bad that he's not
⤷ username i think someday bcs i think alexandra is too good for him
username you see her history???💀💀
⤷ username she's a childdd
⤷ username y/n and alex's age gap is just a year tho💀
⤷ username at least she is successful and not a nepo baby🤷♀️🤷♀️
username i hate when i said i converted from louisy/n to chary/n stan💔💔
username just look how fast she moved on from lou
⤷ username they remain friends though, at least there ain't no war between them
username it's sad how louis is always had this kind of a girl who just want his fame
⤷ username mind you both of them are successful and unlike you who just sit in your dad's basement eating chips
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f1wagsupdate charles leclerc and his girlfriend, is reportedly confirming their break-up in their recent photo taken around in his apartment in monaco today. according to the fans who saw them, they were taking a walk together towards the building before charles is accompany her to her place, which leading to the news of their break up.
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username not surprising tbh
username after a thousands likes on y/n pic on insta, we had finally got our time
username y/n and charles is real‼️‼️
username WHAT IS MAX DOING HERE?😭😭
⤷ username probably celebrating his girlfriend's break up news?
username LESTAPPEN NATION WHAT ARE WE FEELING NOW‼️‼️🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 ❓❓❓
username max liking this post is my mood for today bc he too is so invested with this whole thing (same)
username surprised but nothing so surprising abt this
username IT'S CONFIRMED Y'ALL
username feeling bad for alex but also celebrating our victory yassss
username idek if i should be sad or happy rn
username CHARY/N NATION CHEER‼️🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🍷🍾🍾
username istg i manifested this to happen
⤷ username y'all r praying for them to break up? what is wrong w u?
username i think even a strongest soldier is tired of this whole fucked-upiness😞😞
username my god respect their privacy
⤷ username it's paparazzi, what are you gonna do if they were there
username let this break up moment be peaceful, not with y'all's celebrations
username i hate to say that i'm glad that she broke up w him, bc i'm tired of seeing him getting shipped with another girl
username i think y/n and alex are friends right?
⤷ username maybe, bcs nobody knows their friendship relation🤷♀️
username i can see her tired face bc she had enough
⤷ username i'm tired too tho💀
username poor alex, but i love chary/n
username after a long while i think charles rlly belong to y/n bcs duh
username if i were her, i'll be booking a plane ticket to maldives and forgetting all of this year's silly season and gossips
username i can't wait to hear y/n's new single about this whole shitty ass love square
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enews 🎺🎺🎺 LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!
singer y/n l/n is seen ‘so deeply in-love’ with her new boyfriend as they were kissing in the middle of the busy night street in italy. this also lead to their confirmation of the relationship between y/n and charles.
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username louis liked this...
⤷ username apparently they were good staying as a bestie
username her little ponytail making me snort so loud💀💀
username why is he becoming max with the undetachable hat
⤷ username f1 drivers cons >>>
username CHARY/N FAM WHAT ARE WE FEELING NOW ⁉️❓❓🔥🔥🔥😍
⤷ username victory? yes
username i hope shes not gonna make a crazy rock song for him when they break up
⤷ yourusername am i that easy to guess?
⤷ username yes you are
username let's take a look at twitter and smell at the fresh tea served on the table
username he's secretly celebrating his victory
username should we thank joris?
username i love them i hope both louis and alexandra could be together next time
⤷ username girl wym💀💀💀💀
⤷ username anything is possible though
username they looks so good tgt aww
username aw even if it's cute, i still don't understand the concept of kissing your partner in the middle of the street
⤷ username that's called a sudden urge to make out even if it's just a tiny (🤏) bit.
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username YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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drunk bf ateez headcanons - 2k celebration!
pairing: ateez x reader (no prns used)
cw: mentions of alcohol (obvie)
genre: fluff, established relationship, headcanon
notes: after watching drunkteez on wanteez and having yunho on my mind i just had to write this ( ˘ ³˘)
notes: this is my second celebration post! happy 2k followers!
hongjoong
he seems fine
at first
he's downing shots, glasses, bottles
at flash speed
but he's fine
even he says he's fine
"i just don't feel anything"
"well i mean some people just don't get drunk"
"maybe i'm just reeeeeally talented"
you're like thinking 'oh! he's not too bad'
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did the 'reeeeeally' not give you warning signs in your head
you spoke too soon
next thing you know he's trying to shove his head down the billiard/pool/snooker table holes
it's more of gently ramming his head against the table edge than shoving his head tho
you were dying laughing by the time you reached him
"joong what are you doing???"
"i'm looking for thissssss"
"what is 'this', joongie?"
it's silent for a while and you're rubbing his back
then he just pops up
"this!"🫰🏻
(ಠ ಠ)
he thinks he's sooooo funny
you had to stare at him for a good few minutes before processing what the hell you just witnessed
he's upgraded from terrible dad jokes to terrible rizz jokes
i don't think i can decipher which is worse
he's also balancing the shot glasses on the back of his hand
which had you PANICKING
a whole migraine just from that
forget a hangover
your fear of him breaking one of those is enough for you to want to die
surprisingly he didn't break any
"see baby? i'm just tooooooo talented"
he's giggling so much
it's so cute :(
but add the worst aegyo in the world to the list
it’s near bang chan level of horrifying
i mean sure
joong is NATURALLY a giant tiny cutie
but when he’s doing it on purpose???
um.
well!
okay!
(유∀유|||)
have fun!
seonghwa
no thoughts behind those eyes
just blink blink (0_0) (-_-) (0_0)
i'm pretty sure he's on mars
and out of nowhere he starts singing along to i want it that way playing in the background (b99 ref (ʃƪ˘ﻬ˘))
singing along very loudly if i may add
BUT
as soon as the song ends
he's back to his (0_0) (-_-) (0_0) agenda
at one point
you’ve just gotten used to his giggles and clapping out of the blue
yeah he just applauds randomly
to whom and why?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he just wants to i guess
"hwa, i think we should go now it's like 4am-"
"HAKUNA MATATA YO"
oh he's singing again!
will not stop for the next twenty minutes
in his head it's a free karaoke bar
and he's just singing to his heart's content
he can also get pouty very quickly
and is very, very clingy
whichever one of your arm is nearer to him is not going to hear the bells of freedom for the rest of the long night
to be fair
if any of the other members are near him
he's also going to be clinging to them
just
a little less than you
he loves you the most after all! ><
all in all
he's pretty chill
every now and then
this is a bit short cause i don’t know what else i could say i’m sorry (╥_╥)
i'll make it up with a seonghwa drabble soon promise
yunho
where did this man's energy come from???????
one minute he's on the dance floor
he's 'boogying', as he said
the next he's running laps around the bar
you're just shocked he hasn't crashed into another poor innocent person yet
oh and now he's on the stage! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
are you ripping out your hair yet
( ˘ ɜ˘) ♬♪♫ (yunho!!!!!!)>ヽ(‵﹏´)ノ
he's singing what seems to be halazia
except it's literally just the word halazia being repeated
you're pretty sure he sang 'hala-hala-hala-hala-halazia' like about seven times
stream seven by jungkook
you had to physically drag him down from the stage
“nooooo baby you don’t understand i still need to sing hips don’t lie they need meeeeeee (ง'̀-'́)ง”
“yeah ok shakira let’s go”
his hand slips from yours and he’s sucked into the wardrobe of narnia
cause even tho he’s a literal giant
you can’t seem to find his usually sticking out head
the reason why?
he’s squatting while doing the dougie
why? i don’t know
i don’t think he knows either
but he’s dougieing!
he’s also spitting BARS
starts rapping to mingi’s part in guerilla while you’re trying to drag him out
at this point you’re beginning to suspect that he’s not actually drunk
maybe a little tipsy
but mostly just staying to cause chaos
and to give you a headache
but his little pout as you’re pulling him away
“yuyu come on we have to go >:(“
“but baby i don’t want tooooo”
does this face 🥺
yk that one time when ateez made faces imitating the emoji signs they were holding
and yuyu had the 🥺 one
THATS EXACTLY THE FACE HES MAKING
and how can you deny this golden retriever :,)
(if you can resist it you’re just a maniac frankenstein cheoreom georeo maniac maniac ha ha idk i don’t make the rules)
“okay fine… but no-”
“YAY i’ll be back”
he does in fact come back a few minutes later
HOLDING A PIGEON?????
“YUNHO WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? PUT THE BIRD DOWN-”
“i made a friend! :D”
you’re certain he took a few years off your life in just one night
yeosang
since we've never actually seen him drunk
cause he's a fairy
i'll go by what joong san and hwa were saying in their vlive like ages ago
cause apparently yeosang gets all cute
so let's imagine a very clingy sangie
just tugging and snuggling into your arm
mumbling your name too
his cute nose scrunches up whenever you try to move
he whines about how you don’t love him anymore
literally just because you moved to scratch an itch on your neck
“sangie what do you mean i don’t love you anymore of course-”
“you don’t LOVE ME ANYMORE :-(”
near tears because he’s convinced of his point
sigh
“baby why do you think i don’t love you anymore?”
“hm??”
confused blink blink
he’s forgotten what he was even saying
your hand brushing through his hair is just too distracting!!!!
he’s a simple man ok?
( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )
that’s how i imagine he looks
with a flushed face
but still looking like an angel sent from heaven
but yk
don’t forget about his muscles
（ΦωΦ）
atp he’s fed up with you moving around while trying to take care of the other members
so he just tightens his iron grip on your arm
good luck moving a literal koala clinging onto your arm
like hwa’s situation
you’re not moving another inch until he’s satisfied with the amount of love he’s showered you
which
he never will be
◝(๑꒪່౪̮꒪່๑)◜
again very short cause i have nothing to come from ;-(
san
literally the LOUDEST mfer in the bar
you can expect everyone within a twenty meter radius to be staring at the two of you
you just standing there like (ಥ‿ಥ) and he's just like ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
flexing
he's not doing it on purpose
but like
come on
how can you NOT stare at the gorgeous man that is your boyfriend
gawddamn
what snaps you out of your daze was san suddenly pointing at you
"san what are you doing?"
"youuuuuu... are soooooo... not me"
🤷♀️🤷♀️
oh he's so far gone
i don't think even he knows what he's doing
bro's just saying things
he's literally the walking epitome of speaking to speak
the worst, and i mean absolutely WORST case of asian flush ever
every exposed square inch of his skin is bright red
you're like
panicking trying to get him to sit down
cause he's stumbling around into every person in the bar
he's practically knocking them over like bowling pins
then immediately apologising in the cutest way possible
the second he's made it out of the human mosh pit tho
(╥﹏╥)
you're like (ಠ ''ಠ)
"sannie, honey, why are you crying?"
"i don't know"
sniffle
"i just love you soooooo much..."
"thank you i-"
"like SOOOOO much"
"okay thank you baby-"
"i love you like thissssssss much"
he's holding out his hands
and he's stretching them out as far as possible
and before you know it
oop! he's bear hugging you
his cheek is squished against the top of your head as he's mumbling incoherent words
the only thing you can make out tho is
"i love you so much"
you guys are such goals (;-;)
mingi
okay since we’ve never seen drunk minki
i’m going to go by the endoscopy ep
where he was breakdancing
at first he was convincing gaslighting you that he was fine
because fine means stumbling around and not even being able to walk in a straight line
but whatever suits him! :p
no seriously
he could not walk properly for the LIFE of him
he was crashing into strangers and waiters alike here and there
and by crashing
i mean practically throwing himself onto them
but the second he stands back up
he’s back to yelling into their faces that he’s sober
like mingi…
no one believes you
(￢_￢;)
you were following him right on his tail
frantically apologising to everyone he disturbed
and he’s bopping his head
he’s jamming!!!!!! 乁( • ω •乁)
he’s in his own little world
which is so adorable you almost want to cry :-(
but by the time you have to leave
and he’s STILL dancing around
you have to start pulling aggressively on his arm
he won’t go otherwise
he could stay there all night just to prove a point
the point?
that he’s sober
yes he’s still on that topic
because he’s 100% NOT drunk!!!!!!!!!!
“mingi we have to go-”
“BUT BRUNO MARS IS ON”
“MINGI ITS NOT EVEN BRUNO MARS ITS JUSTIN BEIBER”
“…o yea! ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ”
sigh moment from you
“i want bruno mars thoooooo do you fink i can request for bruno marsssss??????”
“no”
“why not!!!!!! ;-(”
“cause we have to go (˘∀˘)/(ㅠ~ㅠ)”
pushing him out of the bar now
he’s a fun person to be around when you’re drunk as well tho
wooyoung
witch cackle amplified by 2611%
it’s so funny tho
he laughs over literally NOTHING
a stranger walking in the bar?
HILARIOUS
someone passing by?
howling on the floor
the toilet door opening?
he’s wiping away tears
hongjoong tripping over a chair in his drunken state?
he’s getting a 10 pack at this rate
to be fair
you also cackled at poor hongjoong pretending like his dignity didn’t just get absolutely annihilated
at the same time
he’s also just fumbling around
he’s not very sober
like
not sober enough to recognise you
“oooooooh you’re soooooooo good looking we should go outttt”
“wooyoung this is the fifth time tonight we’ve been together for over a year”
“say whaaaaaaaaaat???!!!!?!!?!”
starts coddling you after that
he’s so sweet but in a loud way
well
louder than usual
cant stop kissing you (ﾉ´ з `)ノ
no literally
i’m not exaggerating
he will CHASE you around the pub to kiss you if needed
he has done that before (in my head)
“wooyoung people are staring-”
“COME BACK LEMME KISS YOUUUUUUU ε=┌(;･д･)┘”
now
you might be thinking
skits, why would i ever deny kisses from wooyoung????
yeah see
he thinks he’s kissing you
he’s not
he’s biting you
like full on CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPERS
it’s not even cute lil :3 nom noms
ITS LITERALLY FULL ON TEETH RAWRS
so unless you want a chunk of your skin gone
start running! :p
jongho
you really think he's going to be the drunk one?
him??????
bro has not seen a day of being drunk
he could be downing bottles of every kind of alcohol known to mankind
and still be fresh as a daisy
(≖ᴗ≖) ✿
he'd be the one challenging the entire bar into drinking too
he handles his alcohol very well
let's be honest, you're probably the one drunk
he's going to be taking care of you instead
BUT you never told him how he once drunkenly went up to the bar stage
and started shooing off the performers
before flaunting off his vocals
so that was fun
let's say he hypothetically was wasted tho
i'll use the endoscopy ep as an example like mingi
he's just going to be asleep
just
snore mimimimi snore mimimimi
he might wake up like every half hour
and get all confused
but it's so cute :(
like he's just lifting his head up from your lap
◝(´Ｏ｀)◜
probably definitely drooling tho
it's going to be pretty short for him cause he just doesn't get drunk
he's invincible
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