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#Kay: ... so is that table topper meant to look like a di- Miles jumping in front of it: NOOOOOOOOOGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
abluescarfonwaston · 1 year
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Bratworth in his full regalia going to queer artists shows and buying whatever strikes his fancy because he can and you know what? He’s a twenty year old with his own apartment that Von Karma doesn’t visit and its just HIS and he can do whatever the FUCK he wants with it. So Yes. Yes he would like to purchase that painting of two men tastefully cuddling on the beach together and the sculpture of a penis and that hand knit pride quilt thank you very much. And because he both Looks and Is visibly upper class it makes the other rich folk more likely to buy stuff. He’s just Very pleased with himself for decorating his house So tastefully. (Its not. Mrs. Von Karma would yell at him if she saw)
He attended a drag show in college. He bought a school hoodie and had it pulled tight around his face and watched with so much awe and confusion that his little sixteen year old gay heart couldn’t take it and he broke down crying in the back row. Two years later he put on heels and staggered on stage as a performer. It did not shrink his massively overgrown ego in the slightest but the wig and dressmaker he commissioned were Delighted and Franziska had a Blast scolding him and instructing him how to put on makeup properly.
He’s gone to gay bars and clubs before. Saw some men dancing in cages with little more than a thong on and men dancing with men and women dancing with women and loved all of it except the noise and lights and actually i have a migraine now i’m going to leave but Please don’t stop on my account.
He’s written Multiple dissertations on how Magisteel is the perfect couple- just LOOK AT THE THEMES AND PARALLELS PEOPLE. He has been canceled more than once. For picking every fight available mostly. (Half the time he thought he was just having a friendly debate. Tone is not his strong point) But he also kept a Lot of the fanartists fed and housed with his commissions. Larry and Phoenix both made rent because of him more than once. None of them are aware of this.
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