save me.... I'm thinking about my goofy puyo x monhun au again..... (disclaimer: I have only played Rise/Sunbreak, GU (still in HR) and World (got to MR before my TV 💥)

EDIT ‼️‼️‼️ this thing got so LONG I'm just putting the entire thing under a "read more" because previously it was at the "characters" section but Jesus it looks so LONG on tablet I am so so SO sorry

nawr it's getting so bad I've been thinking about the TOWNS/VILLAGES now....

Primp (and Grimp, if we want to include Chronicle in all of this) would obviously become a village (Primp/Grimp Village oh how original you are Goose [not that I can come up with any better NAMES okay])

Not... sure about Suzuran.... Yeah it's a city, but MH doesn't have any modern or super technologically advanced civilizations (that are still around, anyway.) Something inbetween a kingdom and a village like. A Town. yeah. I don't know why the idea of a Town™️ seems so farfetched to me when Kingdoms Exist like does Sunbreak and the idea of Schrade (rip) not exist to me ????

Aahh,,, I really need to read up on the villages of the other MH games. Maybe that will help me get a feel for how I want Suzuran to be. Definitely much bigger than Primp or any regular village in GU/Rise, that's what I'll say. (Then again, the hubs don't give me a good feel of their true size. I need CONCEPT ART TO SAVE ME!!!!)

As for the Madou cast... instead of straight up being from another world, I think they'd just be from a distant village (or villages). I'm not TOO familiar with Arle's world, but that's the excuse I'm using! Same applies with Suzuran, and where Lemres, Feli, and Klug originate from. Comically far village! Though... this mainly stems from Primp Village being... prrreetty far away from other civilizations in general (stealing this from some HC that I saw where Primp is far from other towns, basically remote [unless that was already canon]).

As for the residents of the Tetra... well they uh. They live on a spaceship in the games. So, in the AU I'll just make them a traveling group of Hunters (sorta like mercenaries???? but for monsters duh) that go from village to village and help out with any particularly tough monster-related issues. Sorry, that's the best I can come up with...

Small tangent, is it weird I still want magic to be a thing in this AU? Despite the fact that none exists in MH- (Elders can do some goofy stuff, but it's usually from some special organs they possess/bioenergy crud [see: Ibushi and Narwa being able to float due to manipulation of the wind (Ibushi) and something akin to... magnetism, was it? Augh I KNOW it involves the thundersacs and electricity but I haven't played Rise in a fair bit])

Then again, it's an AU and I can technically do whatever I want..... bleh, they don't rely on it TOO much okay but perhaps the residents of Primp (and their neighbors) happen to have some... special powers that give them an edge in hunts and everyday life. I have no idea if I still wanna include Puyo themselves in this. Ehh.... I'll get to that eventually..... oughghjhjjdiskksiskj can you tell this is the most brainpower I've ever put into anything ever?

Oh god, this is becoming long. Too bad, I don't feel like stopping... I'll go onto some ideas for characters that I have... (aka The Trio™️)

Amitie: aw yeah!!! I kinda want her to be the focus in this AU? ahem. I think I want her to use a Sword and Shield, and as for her Hunter Rank I imagine her to be around Low-Early High Rank (4 stars?). I might have to make my own monster rank/difficulty chart for this AU, as there are some monsters I kinda feel are too dangerous for Low Ranks to take on? (see: Elders being in LOW RANK in GU for some ungodly reason, WHY WHY WHY ARE THEY THERE?! [not a complaint, just super hilarious, obviously i'm not taking that as "ooooohh canonically a LR hunter can fight Teostra" just a haha silly thought]) Probably basing it more on Rise/Gu's system works instead of World. Low Rank literally has its own storyline there! (Which obviously is expanded upon in High and probably Master Rank) That... and Hunter Rank isn't tied to the quest rank in World. Not gonna lie, that confused me a little...

Ugh, I went on a tangent.... anyways. Amitie. Sword and Shield User. HR 4 Hunter. I think... she'll have a Rath Heart SnS (why? PINK). Giving her a Fire element weapon might make more sense but... eh, she technically still uses magic in this AU, so it's probably fine. (I can imagine them using magic in tandem with their weapons, or using them as a... conduit? [is that it?] for magic. Think: Schezo's spells, where you can see the magic coming from the sword.) Typically goes on gathering/egg hunt quests, she's not quite good in direct confrontations with monsters! (Still a little klutzy, but when she's in a pinch, she manages to show an impressive-albeit brief- display of power. Not related to any sun goddess here, she's just stronger than she thinks she is!) Prefers to go on quests with other Hunters (Arle and Ringo, more on those two later), especially during a Hunt or Capture quest.

Arle: ALSO uses a Sword and Shield mainly because A) I can't think of anything better and B) hehe funny Arle and Amitie parallels though I can imagine her being proficient in most if not ALL the other weapons available, especially Bow. Can't think of a specific one she'd use though, sorry... I'll get back to that later. A more skilled Hunter than Amitie, she could probably tackle high-end High Rank monsters with ease (HR 7/8), even when going Solo. mmm, not sure about elders. I think it'd be neat if she managed to take down one or two (they're supposed to be fairly rare, I think), with a group of Hunters. (see: other Madou characters [Draco, Schezo, Rulue]). Probably Kushala Daora or Kirin. I consider them to be "easy" Elders (Chameleos is not here because I'd imagine him to be too elusive for her to have encountered... yet.)

Uhhh. Back on track. She currently resides in Primp Village with some other Madou characters. Maybe takes a sorta part-time job at Primp's canteen, I just think it'd be neat for her to make some KILLER curry. Always pumps up and invigorates anyone who eats it. Also just helps around with problems villagers have in general, she's pretty strong!

Ringo: Lives in the far off... town? yeah I'll just go with that of Suzuran. Albeit uncommon, her presence is always appreciated. I think it's mentioned that her family runs a small grocery store in Suzu, soo I think she'd be like... a traveling merchant? Of the food kind. Fresh fruit...? Perhaps her family even owns an orchid, with their apples being quite popular back home. HEY. WAIT. She could be the equivalent of the Argosy/Trader in the MH games! And the market in general. Anyways, although Ringo is not a hunter per say, she still can assist her buds in hunts (see: Sunbreak follower system). When out hunting, she prefers to use a Light Bowgun. (Modified, cause I imagine her with a Thunder or Paralysis iron tree LBG.) Hell, she's pretty damn good at it too. Probably has a good amount of experience fighting monsters, because a lot can happen when you travel around a lot with goods (especially of the food variety) in tow. Oh god, I just remembered those quests in Rise with this ONE dude who keeps getting his stuff wrecked in like... three different quests... by three different monsters..... that man CANNOT catch a break!!!!!!!!! Oh right. Not sure what Ringo's HR would be, cus' she's not officially a hunter. Sorta? Maybe. Would be around Ami's level, if not a tad bit higher. Since she's not quite really a hunter, she doesn't (or can't?) take quests solo. Not that I think she'd have too much of a problem with it, i think.

Um. That's all I got... well, not really. But this is becoming TOO LONG!!! If anyone sees this... lmk what you think? OH. YEAH WAIT BEFORE I FORGET... most of the characters probably are aged up in this AU (young adults?) because I don't think teens are really allowed to risk their lives Hunting that Monster if you get what I mean. No, I'm not counting the Rampage summons.... it's more of a "all hands on deck" kinda deal to be there!

As for how their designs would look.... Amitie's definitely gonna be based off her Swordfighter alt, and Ringo would probably have hers based around the Steam Ages one (but MHified, and that's obviously for her "hunting" look.) Arle? Uh. Probably a more armored version of her normal look. Can't remember any alts in particular. Sorry...

ANYWAYS THAT'S IT FOR REAL!!! Good god I spent too long rambling about this. I think I'm a little bit obsessed....

[ 📞🥴 ] —— kaya + keanu .

meme weekend || a drunk voicemail..

"keeeeeeeeeee baby… you know what happened tonight? well no of course you don't because you're probably with some other girl but this guy? god he hit on me and he was a creep and he had like kale between his teeth and his shirt was - wait what was i calling you for, oh right. anyway i told him that i had a boyfriend and he didn't believe me so i panicked and i said you're my boyfriend so….happy boyfriend day kee baby, god i wish you'd answ - "

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KEeEeEeEeeEE ONdAAaaaAaAAaaAAaAAA!!!! <3

“I will kill you!”

I think Laevatein has one of the coolest designs in the game so far, and one of the more coherent ones, and wanted to see more art of her. So here she is being a freaking badass~ Keeeeeeeeeee o(≧∇≦o)

This was a commission done by @squaffle​​! They did such a wonderful job last time with Bruno, and I love how this turned out, too! Laevatein looks so fantastic! All the details and the effects are just 👌👌👌

If you’re interested in commissioning Kai, their commissions are still OPEN! Please consider checking them out °✧˖°

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Keeeeeeeeeee!!!! :DDDDD

Stepping from behind the ladies within the crowd, Lola maneuvered through the large crowd of people and into the center of the circle formed. Stuffing her hands into the pockets of her royal blue Zeta Rho Tau bomber, she begins to saunter through the open area, scanning the crowd for a few moments before doing the Zeta roll call and throwing her hands up in the symbol of a dove with her hands overlapping and her thumbs pressing against one another. “EE-I-KEEEEEEEEEEE!” Dropping her hands at her side after dragging out the phrase, Lo’s eyes stay focused on the crowd as she begins her introduction. “Z-Rho! Are we ready to give this crowd a Soooooo Sweeeeeet treat? Ladies and Gentlemen, if you don’t know,” She begins, emphasizing don’t. “Or haven’t heard, we are the loooooovely ladies of the Enchanting Blue Chapter of Zeta-Rho-Tau Sorority Innnnnnnncorporated.” Lola explains, slowly dragging out the name of their chapter and sorority dramatically while proudly showing off their hand sign of a dove. “And on behalf of our sorority, we would like to welcome you to Z-Rho-T for the people. I am Big Sister Ohhh So Captivating,” She states seductively, lowering her tone slightly, while flipping her long blonde tresses from left to right with her hands. “And as you can see, there’s no woman quite like me. As President of this divine sorority, I can proudly state that our sorority has been the first to do many great things. For example, we are the first chapter of our sorority founded in the first month of January on this campus. So on the rise to the top, it will forever last. Zeta Rho Tau has a rich history and established past. As you can see, we will always be first, first, first. So respect my sorority.” Closing up her intro, Lo steps back into the line her sisters created as she waits for @tcmvest​ and the others to continue into their stroll. 

Um... Sit down like a penguin, I guess?

...You hobble around like a penguin, trying to find a comfortable sitting position. After managing that, you look up at the black panther. She gives you a wry smile and then begins her favorite and well-known chant:

��Keeeeeeeeeee hamo-ata... Keeee haaaaaamo-atata...

YEEEEEEE!”

....

Wait for your Fortune?

el camino e difícil pero yo lo intenté muxos se burlaron pero io les demostré k pa ser dio completo de pekeña me pakie i a mi madre ayudé no aparento xoro keeeeeeeeeee de pekeñaaa de pekeña que en la vidaaa tengo un sueñoo y ese sueñooo 00999999999999999999

anyone in Gravity Rush 2: hey Kat, can you do this for me?

Kat: O-KEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: O-KEEEEEEEEEEEE

koito <3