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museumgiftshoperaser · 8 months
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you know who else has off the wall aromantic swag??? nancy wheeler.
the pure horror on her face when steve mentioned wanting six kids and settling down??? me too bestie!!! can't say I love you to any of your boyfriends?? I see you girl!!!! She's such a woman who comes out as a lesbian in college only to realize that... wait a minute??? I don't like romance with women either???
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shootingstarpilot · 5 months
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at some point I'm gonna write a oneshot where obi-wan gets de-aged (to like bandomeer age or something, so we still got a nice lil sprinkle of trauma in there)- the old sith artifact trope, or something like that, that's not important because what i want is baby obi-wan sensing some deep and dangerous darkness in anakin and absolutely refusing to let him near him (or any of the other medics), and anakin's growing more and more frustrated and angry and helix is just about to hit him with a stunner because he's not leaving when obi-wan's eyes widen and in an instant he's off the bed and darting around anakin (who tries to grab him, but he's too slow) and into the hallway and then they hear an oof--
helix glares down skywalker and strides out--
and nearly trips over mace, kneeling on the floor, with obi-wan clinging to him like a koala.
the 187th had been the next-closest, after the 501st. and when cody had commed the council with the news, well... no one had to ask who would go to them.
anyway head empty no thoughts only anakin having to reckon with the fact that this kid version of his master absolutely adores mace windu, of all people, and wants nothing to do with his own padawan.
featuring mace and obi-wan fluff and h/c (because the concept of mace being his finder is SO IMPORTANT TO ME), anakin being an ass, the 187th and 212th fighting a custody battle to end all custody battles, and an eventual tusken massacre reveal, because what do you mean when you say darkness, obi-wan?
(and listen i know he's a fictional character but i think a mace windu hug would fix me.)
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bird-inacage · 4 days
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BISON: [Bat-wielding, gun-slinging murder child] ME: Awhh, my beautiful, sunshine baby lap kitten.
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This 0.2 second clip of them is driving me INSANE. Look at Khaotung perched up there - kneeling in between First's legs. Like how dare you be so twee and hot and adorable all at once?? I picture him shuffling up on that chair like the absolute meow meow that he is.
And I'm sorry not sorry, but does anyone else's eyes zero in on Khao's arched ass whilst he's propped over First's lap like that? LIKE KILL ME NOW. This position is so ungodly. And this is with their clothes still on.
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I just want to see him draped and curled up there on First's chest. Yup.
And the goddamn open mouth kissing?? *FANS SELF*
(*EDIT: ERMMMMM? I think my prayers were answered)
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moonlightedva · 1 year
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part 2 because these are fun to make
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zed-sabre · 1 year
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happy birthday to the most scorpio damn scorpio i’ve ever seen!!!!!
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r3alizmm · 4 months
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lockwood and co self insert except i just take lucy and lockwood and stuff them into a closet until they confess their feelings and kiss
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manwhoredennis · 10 months
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dennis needs a mental health day
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warpedpuppeteer · 1 month
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The 'danger' sign behind Eddie is taking me out. Eddie, my dude, the universe is literally screaming at you right now. Danger! Your man Buck is jealous!!
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rainswept · 23 days
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[texan police officer voice] sir cryptid, i can't believe ur making an Attempt on making. what? domesticity. i think we need to report this to the government (the emperor). i believe you have certain restrictions.... so we have to remind u every now and then. anyhow. have a good day
do not the meisha
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autisticfan · 11 months
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omga no way guys who posted that.... whaaat... who did that... my finger sli
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needlesandnilbogs · 19 days
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The next person (or really any person after now) to send or tag me about the meme that is a cat labeled writers fiercely defending a bunch of watermelons labeled AU gets to listen to me infodump about all of the currently active au projects. There are at least seven that I can think of and each infodump can easily be an hour long.
This is a threat.
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christinered · 4 months
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If he can do it...so can I.
~Red
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goblinratman101 · 1 year
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Guess who’s got a new fixation on a character I wanna kiss but there’s barely any content for this Scrungly Man
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It’s me!!!
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winterpower98 · 11 months
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I'm being so silly right now
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queenlucythevaliant · 9 months
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My whole collection of Narnia books is being shipped across the country in a banker's box. I am quaking.
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sinfullyrosey · 2 years
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Me, gently holding Floyd Tsum Tsum: omg chonky 🥺
Also Me: Where’s the nearest blender?
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