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alycosworld · 2 years

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Sweetheart

John Constantine X Reader

NEW A/N: so! It's finally here, the finished version of "TITLE" that I accidentally posted all that time ago (and decided to leave up for the memories). I've left in all the old stuff, no changes to the original text, I just added to it so it's a complete story. I've even left in the old A/N for nostalgia ykwim. aNYWAYS, HAVE FUN!

OLD A/N: 100 followers is coming up but I have nothing for y'all so take the product of my latest obsession: john mf constantine - resident demonologist, exorcist, master of the dark arts, accomplished warlock and outrageously attractive brit. I love him, you love him, so let's give our soulless boy a round of applause! thanks for reading, please enjoy <3

warnings: a lil spicy, slight choking??, talk of sex, inexperienced reader, reader is called pretty, love, sweetheart (idk if these are considered gendered words but I dont think they are??), gender-neutral reader

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(takes place in s4, Séance and Sensibility with the old Zari (Tomaz))

Kamadeva, now locked in the brig of the Waverider, poured some of the glittery ashes of his vial into his hand, blowing them through the air vents and to reach all the other rooms and Legends aboard in the night.

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"Now, what are you doing, dreaming about me, love?" John asked. His trench coat had been removed and his sleeves had been rolled up to his elbows as he sat on the edge of your bed.

"The fugitive must've done something. It's fine, y'know, can't two friends hang out in a dream?" You chuckled nervously, sitting on a beanbag on the ground, crossing your legs and trying to act perfectly normal, although you knew that Kamadeva's magic wasn't for friends and John had special abilities when it came to dreams - he knew you were dreaming then and when you woke up, he'd know you'd been dreaming about him.

"Friends...that's not how I'd describe you and me. The way you act around me...it's not typical for friends, is it, sweetheart?" John asked with an undeniably attractive grin on his face.

"Don't call me that." You said, unable to stop heat from rising to your cheeks as John tilted his head to the side.

"And why not? I do it all the time. Or is it suddenly becoming less...friendly?" John asked before you felt your body stand up and walk to him. You definitely wanted to be near to him but, unaware of how much John would know about this dream when you woke up, you had to try and resist having fun. You came to stand just in front of him but he pulled you closer still, holding you by the waist as he guided you to straddle his lap.

"John..." You started, feeling your heart race as John leaned in towards you, pressing a kiss from your jaw to your neck to your collarbone and then pulling away to look at your flushed face as you gasped and breathed heavily, chest heaving up and down for John to marvel at.

"Pretty..." He mumbled with a dazed smile on his face.

"What?" You asked, not believing his words despite the whole situation being a fantasy.

"I said, pretty. Prettiest "friend" I've ever had the pleasure of knowing." John said, making you smile and look away from him. John seemed to realise the effect of his words and how you partially didn't believe them.

"I mean it, love," John said, snaking a hand behind your head to cradle the back of your neck, but when he watched you shudder and flinch slightly as his hand touched the skin, he grinned wickedly.

"Oh?" He asked, testing his theory of sensitivity by ghosting his fingers along your neck again and watching as you fell apart.

"John, I--" You managed meekly, but he only chuckled deeply before coiling one hand around your neck and tightening his grip ever so slightly as the other palm rested on your thigh.

"And how do you enjoy that, love?" He asked, watching your breath hitch but noticing your blatant satisfaction. John squeezed a little harder before letting go completely and smiling charmingly at you before leaning in and pulling your head down gently so your lips could meet his.

...

Unfortunately, just before the kiss you had dreamed about would occur so vividly in your mind, you woke up, panting heavily and in desperate need of a cool down.

You walked into the kitchen where the girls were, in just your pajamas, hair a mess and heart racing.

"The fugitive get to you too?" Sara asked, a smile on her face as Charlie beamed brightly.

"Yeah." You nodded as Sara handed you a glass of cold water.

"Well, personally, I really enjoyed my night. Blowing David Bowie's mind." Charlie grinned as Sara chuckled and Zari rolled her eyes with a smile.

"Who'd you get a leg over, Z? Wait, lemme guess, Nate? No, Kamadeva?" Zari stayed silent but raised her eyebrows making you and Sara look at her incredulously.

"Both?" You and she asked.

"It was both! Blimey, Z, I didn't know you had it in you." Charlie said, patting a sighing Zari on the back.

"(Y/N)?" Zari asked, determined to change the topic away from her.

"Uh, y'know...we don't have to share this." You mumbled, too nervous to say anything.

"It was Constantine, wasn't it?" Sara asked with a grin.

"No! John-o, really?" Charlie asked, eyes widening as her smile stretched wider.

"Yeah, it didn't get very far because John's magic allows him to know when he's in a dream. He was aware he was in my head but he shouldn't remember anything now that I'm awake. On the off chance he does, I tried my best to wake up before things got...X-rated." You gulped down more water to hide your blush.

"No...he can see it?" Zari asked.

"I have no idea to what extent those powers go, but hopefully he can't. It's like a lost memory, y'know? He can't remember it but if I say or do something, it might trigger him to see bits and pieces." You shrugged.

"Unlucky," Sara said.

"Or, lucky, depending on how you look at it. I mean, if John does see it, he might get interested." Charlie grinned.

"Shut up." You rolled your eyes.

"What about you, Wolfie?" Charlie asked, expression dropping when she saw Mona's dark expression.

"You...dreamt about Konane," Sara said in realisation.

"Mona..." You started, before Zari went over to talk to her about it. Unfortunately, the conversation didn't end pleasantly when Mona turned into Wolfie and bounded off, angry at seeming like a fool for being a hopeless romantic.

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"Well, one Jane Austen plot and a Bollywood song later, we're all good." You laughed.

"Not to mention those dreams. Maybe I should've taken some of that fancy glitter for myself." Charlie grinned.

"Bollywood song?" Nate asked.

"Dreams?" John asked.

"Yeah, the fugitive was the Hindu god of love, he got Zari and everyone else to sing," Sara said.

"He also, uhm, spurred on some...interesting dreams." You said.

"Oh...that's why that happened," Ray nodded.

"You lot were all given influenced dreams by Kamadeva?" John asked.

"Yeah, he decided to amp up our desires." Zari said, making Nate mumble a small "ooh" as you and the girls gave each other small smiles and knowing glances.

"Huh...funny thing, I seem to remember something about a dream on the same night, a bit before that séance." John said.

"Remember what?" You asked nervously.

"Nothing, really, it's all a bit hazy." John said.

"So you don't know what happened in this dream of yours?" Charlie asked.

"No, I don't." John said, narrowing his eyes at Charlie and then you when she smirked at you.

"Shame." Charlie shrugged with a smile, not letting herself elaborate.

"He really can see them." Mona whispered.

"See what?" John asked.

"John, shut up." You said.

"Well, why don't you help him--"

"Don't finish that sentence." You said a little nervously, interrupting a grinning Sara.

"Why not?" Zari said smugly.

"That's it! I'm out!"

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You sat in your room with Charlie, Sara and Zari while Mona was off reading Rebecca Silver somewhere else on the ship.

"What do I do, guys?" You asked, burying your head in your hands.

"Just hook up with him!" Sara groaned.

"Exactly! Old John-o would be happy to have some fun with you!" Charlie smiled.

"Yeah, besides, it's kinda obvious that you like him." Zari said.

"You're one to talk." You rolled your eyes playfully as Zari shook her head, knowing you were referring to Nate.

"But, seriously, you travel through time and save history all the time, what's the big deal with dealing with your crush on John? This isn't high school, all you have to do is sleep with him." Sara shrugged.

"It's not that simple." You said, looking away.

"Here's the thing, (Y/N), it really is." Charlie nodded.

"No, it's not, Charlie." You insisted.

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a virgin!" You said, inhaling deeply when you notice the eyes that widened at your confession.

"You're...you're serious?" Zari asked.

"Dead serious, Z. All the people I liked back in high school rejected me, college was the same, the rest of my life before the Legends was the same, and now I live on a time travelling ship. I would've done it with someone in history and then left but...I kinda hoped my first time would have some meaning. It's dumb, I know, I should just get it over with." You shrugged defeatedly.

"Hey, hey, it's not dumb. When I first had sex, I was like...sixteen, maybe seventeen. It was at a party with one of Laurel's friends and we were both embarrassingly drunk." Sara chuckled.

"I was living with some guy, a stranger, really, while hiding from ARGUS and we couldn't sleep one night. I barely knew him but things seemed bleak and he liked me so I thought: "why the hell not?" and went for it." Zari shrugged.

"And I've been alive for ages. I don't even remember my first time. I dunno who it was with or who I was at the time." Charlie laughed.

"But, if not for our crappy experiences, we would've wanted it to be with someone we cared about." Sara said.

"Yeah. I don't think it was with someone I liked. I would've remembered it better and it would've been magical." Charlie said.

"Now that we've got it over and done with, we don't really care. But, if I could go back to my first time, I'd change everything, especially the person. It makes sense you wanna have yours be special." Zari said.

"So, what do I do? Yeah, I like John but I don't really wanna have sex with him because he'll treat it like a one night stand. I...wanna make something a little more long lasting. Only if he likes me back, of course." You said.

"Oh, I think he does." Charlie said.

"So, does that mean we've all seen John staring at them with puppy dog eyes at team meetings?" Zari asked.

"Yep." Sara nodded.

"You're kidding." You said in disbelief.

"Nope." Zari shook her head.

"(Y/N), I was trained by the League to read body language and I can say for certain, one thousand percent, guaranteed, John likes you. He thinks you're super hot." Sara said.

"Seriously?" You asked.

"Oh yeah." Zari nodded.

"I don't think anyone else has ever thought of me like that." You said.

"No one? Not one person?" Charlie asked.

"Like I said, high school, college, everything else - all bad." You said.

"Wow. That's horrible, because you deserve so much better." Zari said.

"Aww." You smiled.

"No, she's right. Here, Zari and I'll get John to make a move while you and Charlie stay here and wait for us to text. We'll do what Mona told Zari earlier - just tell John how you feel. I know he feels the same." Sara said, before grinning confidently and walking out of the room with Zari in tow.

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"John Constantine! Just the demonologist I wanted to see!" Sara said, outstretching her arms dramatically while Zari sighed at her grandiose entrance to the kitchen. John was sat with Ray, Nate and Gary in the kitchen and they all seemed to jump slightly at the intrusion.

"Way to make an entrance." Zari grinned with an eye roll.

"I'm getting them prepared for the big news." Sara shrugged smugly.

"Big news?" Ray asked as the other guys looked at Zari and Sara curiously.

"Well, it's concerning (Y/N)...basically, they, uh...well-- you, uhm...we just--"

"We know you like (Y/N), John." Zari said, stopping Sara's awkward sentence and making the guys stare at Zari incredulously.

"What?" Nate asked.

"You guys really are psychic...we were just talking about that--!"

"No, we were not! Bloody hell, I do not have some silly crush on anyone! I am John Constantine--!"

"Master of the occult, nasty piece of work, devious tosser and bastard. You have to walk this path alone, we know!" Sara groaned.

"But the fact of the matter is, you like (Y/N), and oh my god, do they like you." Zari said, smirking a little as she turned to Sara. That got John to perk up. He stared at the two women with widened eyes, not saying anything despite the expectant glances he was given.

"I think my friend here would like you to repeat that last piece of information." Nate said, snapping his fingers in front of John's face and making him snap out of the trance he seemed to be in.

"They also like you. We just had a whole talk about it. In fact, I think the whole team knows about you two except for you and (Y/N)." Zari said.

"No!" Gary said, tone raising in a gossipy manner.

"Mhm!" Sara nodded with a shit-eating grin.

"You have to do something! Come on, the great John Constantine has to have some good romantic moves up his sleeve!" Gary said.

"Romantic? Not exactly my style, big man. I've said it before and I'll say it again: romance is for little girls crying into their pillows--"

"Well, they weren't crying into their pillows, but (Y/N) was giving off the same kinda...y'know? Same..." Zari trailed off, looking for the word.

"Impression?" Sara offered.

"Exactly." Zari nodded.

"Really? (Y/N) (L/N), most intelligent, bold, confident, strategic person on this ship...falls apart for...Constantine?" Nate asked.

"Well, I wouldn't say most intelligent." Ray mumbled.

"Yeah, they're literally combusting. A bit blush-y, very emotionally sensitive. And all for John. Honestly, I think they should raise their standards." Zari nodded.

"All for me..." John murmured quietly, before a stream of near inappropriate thoughts flooded his head. Not too far down the line, but a bit further than the contents of your dream.

"You, uh....you good there, John?" Sara asked, looking at him oddly as he zoned out again at the thought of you.

"Fine, love. Just...would you happen to know where (Y/N) is?" John asked.

"In their room. Why? You planning something?" Sara grinned.

"Have I ever been one to plan?" John asked, standing up and beginning to walk towards the living quarters before backtracking.

"But, uhm, hypothetically, if I did have a plan....what would it be?"

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A knock on your door interrupted the conversation you were having with Charlie about god-knows-what. You both turned to the closed door before Charlie ushered you to hide in the corner while she saw to whoever was there.

"Oh, Charlie, I--"

"Wasn't expecting me, were you?" Charlie asked cockily.

"No, not really." John said before Charlie gave him a suggestive look.

"Oh, bollocks, just bloody tell me where (Y/N) is." John said.

"Well, uh..." Charlie looked back in the room to where John couldn't see you before winking.

"Not the best time. We're in the middle of something." Charlie said with a proud smirk. John tilted his head in confusion before understanding the suggestive implications of Charlie's expression and widening his eyes slightly.

"You...and them...are...?" John started dumbfoundedly.

"Yeah. I mean--"

"Fucking hell, Charlie, that was the poorest improvisation I've ever seen." You chuckled, clapping your hands sarcastically and emerging into John's line of sight.

"(Y/N)?" John asked quietly, still not entirely understanding the situation.

"What? I was just trying to--"

"See John's reaction to that mess of a lie? I know, you did a crappy job. Go on, go gossip to the team. John, I gotta talk to you." You smiled, turning to John.

"Me?" John asked.

"Mhm. If you have the time, that is." You tilted your head slightly and John's breath nearly hitched - he thought you were adorable and he was desperately trying to hide it. He swallowed thickly, eyes darting back to a grinning Charlie for just a moment before returning to you.

"Yeah, sure, love." He shrugged nonchalantly. It was your turn to hide your reaction. The pet name constantly made you swoon even though you knew he used it for everyone. 'Sweetheart' was the one he almost only used on you and that was a million times better, but 'love' still made you freeze up and get nervous.

"Well then, I'll leave you two to it. Have fun!" Charlie sang as you practically nudged the shapeshifter away from you and John, gesturing for him to come inside and locking the door behind you.

"So, what's this about then, love?" John asked as you turned back around to face him.

"Well, uhm...okay, let me start by explaining Charlie's little...whatever that was, just now." You started and John, sensing that this would be a long conversation, slowly removed his coat and rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, taking a seat at the edge of your bed.

"Go ahead, love." He said, and you felt an odd sense of déj�� vu as you settled on the beanbag on the ground. A flash of realisation hit you - your dream started the exact same way. Noticing John's expectant look, you opted to ignore it and continue.

"So, uh, Charlie and I are not having sex or anything, we were just talking. She was trying to...get you jealous." You said.

"Jealous? And why would she do that, sweetheart?" John asked as you tensed up at the nickname, heart beating slightly faster.

"Don't call me that." You said, unable to stop heat from rising to your cheeks as John tilted his head to the side.

"And why not? I do it all the time. Or--" John stopped himself mid sentence, pressing his fingers to hs temple as he shook his head slightly.

"John?" You asked, standing up and walking over to him, concern lacing your tone.

"I'm fine, love. Just...a memory." He said, before looking up at you in confusion.

"Oh...oh..." He smirked slightly as you stared at him with a dumbfounded expression on your face.

"So, this is what Kamadeva did. I have to say, you've got a brilliant imagination, sweetheart." You stared at John, looking more humiliated and mortified than ever as he literally replayed your dream in his head.

"Come on, love. As disappointed as I am that you woke up when you did, you know better than to have dreams about me." John grinned.

"One dream. Singular." You clarified, cheeks rapidly heating up.

"Mm, I find that hard to believe. So that's what the girls were alluding to..." John mumbled, more to himself than to you. But after seeing your clearly embarrassed expression, he relaxed and looked at you with a little less mischief in his eyes.

"Now, don't look at me like that, (Y/N). I'm not upset. In fact, that was quite enjoyable." He said, gently taking your hand and guiding you to sit in his lap, straddling his thighs.

"But I think we'd both prefer the real experience over a dream, eh, love?" He asked, voice barely above a whisper as he leaned in to press a few kisses to your neck and jaw, smiling as your breath became heavy and your chest heaved in anticipation.

However, when things became slightly more desperate and intense, you quickly shoved John backwards - not hard enough to hurt him but enough for him to get away and allow you to stand up.

"Sorry, love, did I--"

"It's not you, John. I know that that's the worst way to explain but I mean it." You said, crashing back down onto the beanbag and hugging your knees to your chest as John watched you huff in misery.

"What is it, love? If not me, then what's got you so worried?" John asked.

"Me! I'm--" You stopped yourself. Did you really want John to know?

"You're what, (Y/N)?" He asked. You saw the genuine concern and care on his face and sighed, deciding that telling the truth was probably your best option.

"Look, John, I'm a virgin. Inexperienced in dating and sex, incredibly reserved and unlucky when it comes to that kinda thing. You, on the other hand, are definitely not a virgin and probably the most experienced person I know. You're so...I don't know, okay? Everyone you've ever hooked up with is super hot and confident and badass - like Sara! Or...I don't know, okay? I'm just..." You stopped yourself again, taking deep breath before continuing.

"I really like you, John. I don't just wanna sleep with you and then go back to being friends, y'know? But, I get it, that's not really how you do things and I'm not really your type. I just thought that now that the girls know and after that dream, I should say something." You said. Sure, it hurt admitting everything to him, but you felt much better after getting everything off your chest.

"Who said you're not my type?" John smirked, making you look up at him in confusion.

"Well, I mean, I know the people you flirt with, I didn't think--"

"Maybe you shouldn't assume, love. There's the type I like to harmlessly flirt with, and then there's you." John said. You still weren't following, so John just chuckled before continuing.

"I'll admit, the virgin part was a surprise. Pretty thing like you? Inexperienced? Hard to believe, honestly. But, I can tell you're not the type to have flings. You're more emotionally attached than that - which is a good thing, honest." John said before smiling genuinely at you and making you get a little more hopeful.

"Not really my style, but I don't think one night would cut it anyway; you're rather addicting, sweetheart." John grinned at you and your heart rate increased at the implications of his words and the pet name.

"Addicting?" You repeated.

"Don't make me repeat myself, love. This is uncharacteristic as it is." John chuckled confidently before glancing at the wall beside you, not meeting your eye.

"But, uhm, if you're up for it...I know a great restaurant in London, I could get us a reservation, if you like. Call it a date." John said, and despite his regular demeanour, he seemed slightly off - nervous, even. Nervous about asking you on a date. The thought boggled your mind. The John Constantine, probably the most flirtatious guy you knew, getting nervous over you. You were flattered, if anything.

"You're serious?" You asked.

"Yeah...see, Sara, Zari and the lads tried to help me figure out what to say to you, and I decided asking you straight out was the best option. So, what do you say?" John asked, directing his eyes to the floor as he worriedly anticipated your answer.

Too busy mentally fretting over your answer, he didn't notice you stand up and walk over to him again until you tapped his shoulder gently. He looked up at you in perplexity before you smiled at him.

"I'd love to." You beamed, and he stared at you in disbelief for a moment before quickly standing up and grabbing you by your upper arms with a wide grin.

"Yes, yes, I bloody knew it!" He said, before pulling away and getting carried away in his joy, pressing his lips to yours.

Although it didn't last long, the feeling was euphoric - better than any incomplete dream. Once John realised just what he had done, he pulled away and his eyes widened, ending your dreamlike state during the kiss and causing your eyes to flutter open.

"Sorry, love, I--" John started, but when he saw your dazed smile, he just smirked.

"It's uhm, it's fine, John." You held back a nervous giggle as he chuckled at your timid demeanour - usually you were quite confident and prepared during missions, but here, he got to see another side of you that only he could bring out.

"Now, about that date--"

"If you two are done shagging, we've got a new fugitive to handle!" Charlie shouted from outside the door as a few laughs were heard.

"Oh my god." You groaned, throwing your head back, clearly mortified by Charlie's crude expression. John on the other hand, quickly opened the door and stormed out in a mockingly threatening fashion, causing Charlie and the team to quickly disperse with John behind them.

"Bloody shapeshifter!"

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wovenstarlight · 3 years

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YWBK update: chapter 26 + liner notes

yesterday will be kinder has updated! you can read chapter 26 here, or start from the beginning here

as always, commentary below the cut

Yoojin🐉😊

watch this space....

In preparation for it, Han Hyunjae temporarily requisitions Yoojin’s laptop and combs through the internet looking for photos of the Hunters that he thinks his family should know about in advance. He goes down one too many internet rabbit-holes, takes way too many screenshots, transcribes a summary of the notes in his future diary, then painstakingly puts everything together into a neat little presentation for them.

picture HHJ reading his fifth article wondering where the sung family heir has disappeared to and being like 👁️👁️👁️👁️

had a little giggle to myself about “future diary” that phrasing was definitely on purpose. will exclusively be referring to it as this now

“Right,” he starts, clapping his hands together, after Yerim’s been sent off to play with Hohyoung.

LHH is so much of a background figure.... i want to see more of himself but he likes his privacy.... he’s got his girlfriend and his baby sister and yoojin who’s wormed his way into his good graces by way of Living In Same House but that’s kinda it....... he’s always lurking in the background instead of showing up on screen. come here hohyoung oppa i just wanna talk

Even if Yoojin’s right, Han Hyunjae still has to protest. [...] But he can’t keep it up when Jiyeon looks at him like that.

KJY has the world’s best Stern Mom Voice and Disappointed Mom Glare and to her great delight they work even on fellow adult HHJ. she will use this power For Evil

The other S-ranks are Moon Hyuna, leader of Breaker Guild, and Bak Mingyu of Hanshin Guild.

OK FOR THIS PART I STRAIGHT FORGOT ABOUT HANSHIN GUILD AND I WAS COUNTING UP ON MY FINGERS LIKE WAIT... IF YERIM WAS THE EIGHTH KOREAN S-RANK WHO WERE THE SEVEN BEFORE HER.... (for those curious they were 1. sung hyunjae, 2. han yoohyun, 3. moon hyuna, 4. song taewon, 5. bak mingyu of hanshin, 6. choi sukwon of MKC, and 7. yoon kyeongsoo of soodam. but. i forgot about the last three altogether.)

“Oh, blond guy,” Yoojin says, unimpressed. “Yeah, I’ve seen him on the news and stuff.”

Top 10 Funny Yoojin Moments (I JUST THINK IT’D BE REALLY FUNNY IF HAN “HAVE I MENTIONED IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES HOW HANDSOME SUNG HYUNJAE IS” YOOJIN DID NOT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HIM IN THIS TIMELINE....)

Han Hyunjae takes a moment to double-check that he really doesn’t have Noise Resistance (L), and looks back in time to see Yoojin rubbing at his eyes and glaring at the screen.

HEHEHE...... A SECRET TOOL THAT WILL HELP US LATER

“Hyunjae-yah,” Jiyeon says, looking at the photo of Sung Hyunjae on screen, “this man looks—” “LIKE A PIECE OF WHITE BREAD,” Yoojin bellows. [...] “HYUNG THINKS HE LOOKS GOOD? [...] Oh, god, he kinda does, [...] but like, in a trashy romance novel cover way.” [... Jiyeon] gives the computer screen an assessing once-over. “He looks like the models in cologne advertisements.”

this part of the chapter was planned waaaay back in august 2020 and i actually crowdfunded these descriptions from the s-class server dshblksjdfkblsdfb. the original suggestions (thanks to server members for these):

“bland whitie potato with a slap-on seme personality”

“tacky valentine’s day/mom’s cologne advertisement”

“the face of the dude on the cover of all my mom’s trashy romance novels”

and tbh HYJ does think he genuinely looks good but like, disgustingly good, you know... also Hyung Likes Him so [19 gun emojis]

also me handwaving moment of mild homophobia because like. jiyeon doesn’t know yet AND homophobia is a thing in this world BUT i don’t really wanna do, All That (we already did it with HYJ once), so.

“Do S-ranks get rich?” Yerim asks as she enters, because apparently everyone’s coming for his life today. Han Hyunjae closes his eyes and lies down on the bed while Yoohyun calls out an affirmation over his head. “Then I think— oh! He looks nice!” He cracks open an eye just in time to see her nod. “I think ahjussi should marry him for the eye candy and the money.” She beams very wide. Han Hyunjae closes his eyes again and tunes out the loud conversation going on around him. And wishes, not for the first time, that he’d picked literally any other name when he first got here.

yerim says gay rights cuz she’s like 12 rn and she straight up does not really care. but says it in, like, the most frustrating way possible.

sometimes you just need to lie down even as the world keeps throwing shit at you. just lie down and nap for a little bit. especially when the shit in question is the alias regret you had literally back in chapter one of your 25+ chapter story. this is gonna come back to bite you in the ass Very Fucking Soon babe!!!!

You Oh this is like the 17th one I got wrong I swear this course is trying to kill me

me, flicking on that EPSON brand projector,

(i have. been having a Time of it.)

[Yoojin🐉😊 called you (21:35)]

that’s minutes and seconds babey... you can pretty much guess the content of call from context :(

well, uh. most of call. some internal plot and Realizations happening right at the end of those 21 minutes, 35 seconds. namely:

Yoojin🐉❤️

:-)

or i dunno you can be my roommate and we can both leech off my rich and prosperous baby brother!

[extremely sad voice] heehoo... they... care each other....

YMW’s parents are kinda shit ngl. they care about him, but unfortunately, that does not show through in their care for him, ykwim? if they just paid attention to what he was actually talented at and encouraged him in his efforts.................

well, he wouldn’t have met HYJ in canon. but he would also have been a lot happier!! and YMW deserves to be happy!!!!!!!! YMW fucking rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You When you came with me to drop off Jihui’s standee.

they finally remembered her name sjfbklsjdfbl

Yoojin🐉❤️ OH right i was talking to one of my new commissioners about their piece realized they were an old friend of hyung’s

HEEHOO.... HONKS MY LITTLE CLOWN NOSE yoojin forgot to ask about pronouns but that’s okay they’re figuring that stuff out still

Yoojin🐉❤️ it’s getting late the kids are going to bed i have to turn off the lights

you can take the caregiver out the role of caregiving but he will still think of his baby siblings as his kids

Part of that is changing his behaviour. Hyunjae and Yoojin sit side by side and watch as Suk Simyeong gently coaches Yoohyun on how to interact with others and present a neutral, if not friendly, exterior.

[same voice as ingredience] neurodivergence.....

try and look them in the eye, or at least look somewhere on or near their face, if eye contact is too much

yoohyun, who’s the type to look people in the eye without blinking until they inevitably look away because then they don’t try that eye contact shit again later:

tbh i kinda made up shit for the Training In Formality section i don’t know shit about being Formal and Polite. hope i got it right :pensive:

“He’s not good with touch,” Hyunjae cuts in. [...] “Sorry,” [Yoojin] says apologetically to Suk Simyeong, crossing the room and gently pressing a hand against Yoohyun’s back. The kid slowly stops rocking and leans into the touch as he talks.

he’s not good with touch, Usually..... there are exceptions :-) every time i think about this being canon i go insane. wow. love and trust and faith.

Suk Simyeong nods understandingly, giving the closed door a considering look. “If that’s the case, perhaps he can take over part of the preparations,” he offers.

SSM who’s frothing at the mouth wanting to know more about this dude who apparently did some killer business deal with the head of Dungeon Task Force who all the dungeon people are gossiping about on their phone calls while they cart around unassuming A-rank businessmen: PLEEAAASEE fucking involve him PLEEEEASE make him involve himself in business with me

Still, Yoojin’s work is fairly repetitive and boring, so Hyunjae and the women pull out a pack of UNO cards from somewhere and start playing while he works, not paying much attention to either of the boys.

plugging my Han/Bak family playing UNO art here, please reblog like and subscribe,

He stares down at Yoohyun’s hair. Yoohyun’s wavy hair sits there judgmentally. Yoojin bemoans his budding career as a stylist and admits, “This… isn’t working.”

i’m sorry sweetie... hair isn’t your forte :( you can still do fashion if you try really hard

(fun fact about this whole scene, yoohyun not being able to straighten his hair until he could control flame resistance is Certified Canon!)

“No, shit, don’t get up.” Yoojin flaps his free hand at him distractedly. Hyunjae and his need to do everything himself, jeez. “I mean, like. The iron is not. Straightening.”

“hyunjae and his need to do everything” says the man who a few paragraphs ago wanted to be hair makeup clothing and management all in one

“Okay, but why is it not working, though? Is the iron not turned on?” Wow. Wow! Yoojin wonders suddenly if Yoohyun ever felt as homicidal towards him as Yoojin’s currently feeling towards his big brother. If he ever had, then it’s frankly stunning Yoojin’s survived as long as he did. “Do you think I’m stupid,” he snaps. “It’s plugged in.” “Yeah, but did you turn it on.” “You know what, why don’t you touch it and see?” Yoojin unplugs the straightening iron for a minute so that he can take it over to Hyunjae, presenting it to him with a flourish. The heat will hold on for the few seconds this takes. “Come on, touch it right now. I dare you.”

zmur put this into words better than i can, she described this part as “the feeling when elder siblings doubt your intelligence”--

“What if you used a regular iron. Like for clothes,” Hyunjae says, completely ignoring Yoohyun. Yoojin hums thoughtfully.

--and this part as “THEY ARE RIGHT TO DOUBT IT !”

“Killjoy,” Hyunjae mutters so only he and Yoojin can hear.

(should doubt your elder sibling’s intelligence too, once in a while. keep them on their toes.)

“HAN YOOHYUN YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THAT RIGHT NOW,” Yoojin and Hyunjae and Jiyeon holler in perfect unison.

parental instinct for particular phrasings of commands

“Flame Resistance,” Yoohyun reads out. “S-rank.” It’s not heat resistance, but it’s pretty close, so it probably still applies.

hum hum the flame skill works on heat as well, huh

Yoojin’s watching Hyunjae idly when the flickers start up at the edge of his vision again. He blinks, rubbing his eyes idly, and looks back up in time to see, just for a split second—

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE VISION PROBLEMS WAS IT? RUBBING HIS EYES WAS IT??

“Eh? It didn’t? I’ll… I’ll try it again, one second.” Nothing, for a second— but no, there is, pale flashes here and there. Yoojin shakes his head and blinks. They die down, then start up again. Fainter, this time. Why?

gonna say this here because i accidentally set it up as a Thing there’s. there’s no reason. whether the message shows up or not is pretty much random error.

“Ahjussi has an L-rank skill?” Yerim demands. “That’s so cool!” Jiyeon and Yoohyun and Yoojin stare at Hyunjae in silence as he returns Yerim’s eager high-five. He cowers when he notices them.

these three are already so mad and they don’t know that between S and L there’s SS and SSS. they’re gonna be SOOOOO mad. anyway yerim remains the chillest in the room

“So, say you needed to cauterize a wound in an emergency, and you didn’t have access to healing items or Hunters. You could drop the Resistance there, set it on fire, and just… sear it shut.” Yoohyun blinks, an intrigued look coming into his eyes, and looks down at his own forearm. “That’s true, I could probably…” “Yeah, food for thought, I suppose.” “What the hell?!” Yerim yelps. “Though it’s up to you if you want to try it. I still think your hair is fine as is, we don’t have to—” “That’s horrifying,” Yoojin blurts. “No, I should know how. In case something happens like you said. How do I do it?” “Now hold on a second,” Jiyeon says, voice rapidly rising in pitch.

sometimes i think about how dungeon stuff made yoojin significantly more chill with violence and murder and self mutilation in some cases. and how he comments specifically (i think this might be in a slightly later chapter, possibly unreleased) that people like myeongwoo who don’t have those extra years of immersion in the dungeon culture still reject and avoid violence and killing whenever possible. really makes you think

anyway! i saved some extra commentary for those okay with spoilers. continue reading at your own risk. extra large warning in case you’re skilling

SPOILER WARNING FOR THE BELOW CONTENT!!!! IT DRAWS ON INFO FROM UNTRANSLATED CHAPTERS, POST-170S AT LEAST!

“How many of these people did you personally know?” “Not many!” “So one, then,” Yoojin concludes. “You don’t know that!”

HE DIDN’T SAY THAT YOOJIN WAS RIGHT, THOUGH..............

“Why did you pick his name out of everyone’s! I thought you weren’t in touch with S-ranks. I thought you picked a friend’s name!”

they wanted some kind of bedroom decoration for a family member, counting sheep or something, i forget

a sheep, for a family member of one of han hyunjae’s old acquaintances, is it

#star.txt #work: yesterday will be kinder #writing commentary #my writing #some family antics to make up for what's next #more and more i feel like i need to write a timeskip. i'm so tired of early guild and dungeon management.#i need to write insanity. murder. kidnapping. classic s-class stuff #AND OF COURSE SUPERPOWERED FAMILY ANTICS WHICH IS SO CLASSIC S-CLASS STUFF IT'S BCE

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okay fghsgdj yes you can say girl ! my pronouns are she/her :) okay but fr pause, i read this like 3 minutes after you posted it (or at least my notif said 3mins lmao) bUT IM IN BED AND I USUALLY HAVE MY COMPUTER OPEN WITH YOUR RESPONSE SO I MAKE SURE I ADDRESS EVERYTHING AND THEN SEND IN THE ASK ON MY PHONE HDGSJSH anyway, time to get my ass up 😔 but wait i find you so funny like honestly, reading that cracked me all the way up. and i feel the “lol” thing so hard!!!! idk why i do it all the time (i’m tryna stop) but i’ll say something with lol at the beginning and lol at the end... it might be a defense mechanism at this point lol (😔) AND (i need to stop with the uppercase too it’s not funny anymore) I DONT KNOW WHY I LAUGHED SO HARD JDHSK WHEN YOU SAID ALSO AGAIN HAHAHAH LIKE UR HAHHAH also my sleep schedule is not pretty either lmao but i’m homeschooled so i never have to get up for anything? hhdhsis idk but i’m glad you slept!! you need sleep!!

also (pls no i cannot) why did i not know what ykwim meant until i reread this?? like it makes so much sense- anyway! i think it’s so cool that you’re excited for university! idk why but i do lol like you’re getting ready for the future (masters degree and all that) & you’re (maybe) going to england anyway so that’s cool haha (hopefully when you go you can see your relatives 🤞🏾)

the fact that you get happy seeing my asks i- 💓💓

you make me wanna go to London & England so bad urghhhh like i’ve only been out of the country once (to Canada for a family reunion) but it sounds so prettyyyyy & i’m so sorry that cov*d is messing everything up and i hope you can see your relatives soon :(

now to address the whole english speaking/writing: I FIND THAT SO WEIRD DUHSKSJ i don’t know how an english speaking person could say that if you don’t write it 100% grammatically correct.... that it’s wrong? when literally, over here at least, WE’RE SO GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT HAHHAAH in both the way we talk and write!! and lol you’re welcome,, AND THE PARAGRAPH DID MAKE SENSE HDHSJSH & your rant is fine because... that is actually a bit ??? bc no one writes with 100% grammar lol

OH MY GOSH (see this uppercase thing is addictive) YOU STUDIED LATIN FOR 6 YEARS??? that’s really cool 🥺 the way that you know/speak 3+ languages i- NOT EVEN 3+ LIKE 6+ (german, english, latin, french, serbian, italian, and everything that comes with latin lmao) even if it’s just a tiny bit like wowee. it is really fascinating!!! i had the opportunity to take latin and i... didnt. i took art instead BUT ONLY CUZ MY FRIENDS WERE IN THAT CLASS AND ART LOOKED FUN IM SORRY

PLEASE WHY DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE?? that sounds so fricking cool tell your mom (mum or mama it’s really fine lol) that she sounds awesome. i think Jamaica would be fun either way!! i mean it looks pretty from pictures? i was a baby so i honestly have no recollection hahaha

LMAOO NOT U SAYING THIS IS LONGER THAN SOME OF MY FICS- PLEASE GIRL IM TELLING YOU I VERBALLY LAUGHED HAHAHAHAHAH but yea you really don’t need to apologize i like reading everything you say 🥺 HDKSHS AND UR FINE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT ME BEFORE uhhh hmm uhh lemme think i, well, i saw chaos walking yesterday (big tom holland fan over here) and it was alright.. my mom acted a fool at all the jump scares LMAO but it was funny... since i’m talking about movies (this is hella random i know) but i like shark movies HDKJSSJ my favorite is the meg (it’s so good ohmigosh) and the 47 meters down movies aren’t bad either... i have two younger brothers... iiiii AM IN LOVE WITH MUSIC PHEW anddd i’m homeschooled (i think i mentioned that lol) i think that’s a good amount ahahaha AND IM HUNGRY RN JDHSJ

now. please. let me address the edit. i just want you to know that.. when i talk about your fics and i finish them and everything i’m not looking for more? like obviously if you’re writing i’m gonna read it but you don’t need to feel pressured or anything (idk if you do) to put more fics out lol like they’re great and i’m just sending the praise bc i love the ones that are there :’) but i’m so happy you’re working through your writers block!!! yay so so happy for you!!! and PUHLEASE anything you write is fantastic, i feel the exact same way when i write but girl. you’re fine. it’s gonna be great. (idk if this made any sense but... okay)

(and my cousin calls her mom mama so it’s really okay hahah i even call my mom mama sometimes) (and where you got the number “16 sentences” beats me but i still cracked up) (is this me pretending i had tags? maybe) HAHAHAHA OK BYE ❤️❤️ why did this take me so long to send i have no clue, AND WHY AM I OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING I SAID SHAJSHSJ ANYWAY BYE btw i love us too... like iconic // lovely anon 💓

me reading this:

also the dedication you put into sending me stuff— like with the laptop and phone and ahsksk 🥺🥺🥺

i’ll update you when i’ve started uni btw, i’m getting more and more excited every single day haha but i still have 3 weeks until it starts and even then I’ll obviously have to get used to it and everything, but you’re making me even more excited about it sksjshsg

yeah i wanna go to england too dkshsh let’s be sad together over the fact the we can’t travel eksjsh😔😭 but hopefully the wait will make it even better in the end <33 also i talk to loads of relatives over the phone at least once a week so it’s not too bad for me! but i miss their house 😭lmao

and i knowww snshsh so many native english speakers just make so many mistakes— and obviously i get that some things are slang but some things are simply wrong ajsh, the thing is no one has ever told me that my english is bad (i know it’s not bad anyway, but i’m still insecure) or no one has ever pointed out any mistakes, but yeah it’s mostly just insecurity dkshsg but yes thanks for saying what you said (previously as well as in this ask)😌🥰

Okay now for latin— girlll i don’t blame u for choosing art over latin esp. when all of your friends are doing art as well!! I’d choose art over latin as well lol skshsg but in year 6 we had to choose between latin and french, and at the time i didn’t like french? which was dumb of me and now i wanna learn french ekdhs but i don’t regret choosing latin at all bc if i properly learn french one day then i’ll already know understand loads of stuff (or at least some stuff lol) just thanks to latin 😌😌 but still, art>>>latin skskshshgs

I wanna watch chaos walking too!!! But i don’t get when/where/how it’s out lmao, cinemas are still closed here so i’ll either have to wait or find it somewhere online... il*egally 🥰 i don’t have high expectations at all btw but i like daisy and tom and the dog🥺 so i think i’ll enjoy it

GIRL SHARK FILMS SHARK FOLMS SKSJSHSHS okay so there are a few classics i haven’t watched yet, and also a few new ones that i haven’t seen yet BUT I LOVE SHARK FILMS SO MUCH SKSHSGSGSKK the first like proper shark film i ever watched was the shallows (which i like but my brain is still too small to comprehend what happened at the end (i mean i get it but i just can’t imagine it— idek if you’ve seen the film but skshhs)) and after watching it three times it does get a bit boring (but now whenever i see pictures or videos of big waves i’m just waiting for a shark to show up like come ON SKSJSG

^^^that pic/scene really traumatised me sksjsh but i still like the film

I only watched jaws like a few months ago, and i get that it’s a classic and also that it’s old and they just didn’t have the best.. equipment or special effects or whatever but i mean... look at meg and then look at jaws.... no disrespect to jaws at ALL but the meg is so much cooler. (That one scene on the boat where the shark just JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER AND SKSJSHHSUSJHA i get such a shock every time it’s so good (and the dog aww aksjshssli 🥺🥺🥰 and the boy with the ice cream lmao he’s iconic)

47 metres down, wow, i liked that film too. (i’ve only watched the original/first one i think) i mean that is such a fucking nightmare scenario like ALSJDHSNEMSKDJSHSJSKWBALSODUEWBSLDKHDJSNSKSKSHSGEBWKAISGSHEKEKSKLDJDJDHDHSHAGGA (that’s the best way i can express my feelings about that scenario lmao)

oh and i’ve recently been watching more horror films but i don’t know if they’re for me... I like the thrill and whatever but i just end up being scared for my life when i have to go to the bathroom at night or when i’m trying to sleep bc suddenly my mind is flooded with all the scary shit from the films 💀💀💀

and music i mean... you know those people who just don’t listen to music? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM???? i honestly like all genres especially in the last year, i am IN LOVE with Nicki Minaj + Megan andddd Stormzy and i like Harry Styles but i prefer his first solo album (and obviously one direction has bangers i have a throwback 1D session at least once a month), I also love MGK especially his new stuff and otherwise i mostly listen to german artists lmao. So who do you like?💖 (WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOURE GONNA SAY SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SKAHAGUS IF YOU LISTEN TO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MUSIC DONT JUDGE ME AJSHDJS) (i know you’re not gonna judge me but)

++ @ the thing you said about writing, don’t worry, i don’t feel pressured at all!!! (not by you and not by anybody else.. except myself sometimes lol) and i’m just very happy that you liked my fics 🥰🥰🥰 and if i start telling people that i’m writing a fic then sometimes it puts a bit of (healthy) pressure on me. like yes sometimes it really is writer’s block, but sometimes i really am just lazy ddkshhd so now that i’ve told you i’m writing a fic i might get my ass up quicker than i would if i hadn’t told anyone 😌😌😌

#ok i wrote some if this on the tube/on the bus/at the dentist/in bed so if this seems like it’s all over the place #that’s bc i was literally all over the place skshg #*of #also i love how you used tags skajahsg #lovely anon #<3 #sorry if some of the sentences didn‘t make sense or were too fucking long i wrote half of this half asleep #and i know i dont have to apologise but still like no one should have to read all my page long sentences that arent even proper sentencesskk

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janexeu · 3 years

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though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, JANE MÁRQUEZ is actually a descendent of HYPNOS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-SIX year old DEMIGOD ELEMENTARY EDUCATION MAJOR from NEW ORLEANS, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite SACRIFICIAL & STUBBORN.

( she’s b-b-b-back on her bs : katya ! tis uhm ,,,, a lil bit of a chonk of an intro but ill try 2 b cute w it. any time u wanna yeet jus peep the gif again & forgive me bc Look At Her ! )

POWERS ( more info here )

hypnokinesis — p much made her a glorified babysitter w lynch-esque wacko dreams. it got stronger naturally as she got older, but jus w herself n eventually the ppl shes real close w. its also gotten a lot better since comin to eonia

seeing gods in dreams — she doesnt hang out w em every fridays at tgifs but like ,,, if she had Pertinent Questions she cud smhw make it happen. found out abt her being a demigod at age 10 when she met hypnos

memory retrieval — shes got great memry of her own but bc she knows it can help w grief n all that, shes been learnin in eonia how to do it 4 others if they mayb wanted it

BIO POINTS

her single ma died during childbirth so jane's been in the foster care system since 5ever. attempts at reunification nvr worked out but thankfully she got real lucky w her group home and foster families. twas stable enough to not emotionally scar her even further but the instability of it all was fosho a big ol’ lot and has influenced her rigidness in sum aspects of her life

she lived p much as a mortal even tho her powers r a lil freaky. never went to camp but it worked out bc all her abilities r internal and cannot be Perceived by others. she had a talk w hypnos abt what 2 do n he mentioned camps but also gave sum monster avoidance tips ( like rarely use ur powers, maybe learn self defense, yada yada ) n she jus ,,, did that so she cud continue livin real normal w the mortals. logistics of camp stressed her out esp bc shes livin w non-family n stuff yk it was All Too Much, miss her w the added demigod stress tyvm

got married at 23 to her childhood sweetums luis, but he ,,, died abt a yr later fr a car accident. coma for 2 weeks n jane p much slept the entire time in his hospital room, visitin his dreams n talkin to him. twas a life support sitch so they eventually decided to pull da plug whch was real sad but like she's processed it 2 da best of her abilities. her powers helped a lot in the coping too n she visits memories of him in her dreams smtms when it gets real sad then shes ok again bc life goes on n life is pretty uwu

bc of her bg round kids of all kinds, shes always been passionate abt em. always takin babysittin/tutor gigs and went to community college so she cud teach n then worked as an elem teacher. only started considerin goin 2 eonia 4 postgrad when she had a student who showed signs n strugglez of bein a demigod. she eventually got to talk to their godly parent 2 confirm n she was shocked pikachu meme, real concerned for all those youngins who hav no clue what to do ! or how to cope ! bc they cant facetime w the olympians lyk she can ! so cue her discussin eonia w luis a lot then a year after the accident, broke out the pro-con list again. took abt *checks watch* another yr til she finally decided to zoom 2 athens but then whoosh she did !

PERSONALITY

yearning ? idk her — shes can be a bit of a take it as is typa chick. can be a lil literal jsksj not dumb but like ,,, def doesnt read into things enuff to pine n long n year yk. some things might def fly over her head. she says Yes To Serotonin in this house. she dk the the mitskis n the sikens n the carsons ; its all mary oliver up in this joint. we just tryna luv life n be grateful folkz

le freak, say chic ! — control freak, that is. growin up in an unstable envi meant shed cling 2 stability n independence, wrvr she cud get it. so when it comes 2 the way she does things, she can be real a heel digger. also bc she has 2 deal w kids yk so it can b A Lot n shes v stern lyk dat. ofc she wont infantilize the eonians .,,,. or will she ? big sis vibes outta control. she means well tho always always means well. itll also b v hard to get her 2 giv up on sum1 bc life ? she luvs it n knows u can too

changes by david bowie — is decidedly skipped on the playlist. she doesnt like change !!! i mean she knows its inevitable but still not entire unavoidable. ever since she got out of the system, shes had a partner n her own way of doing things n its been workin out so why change it yk ? she says time may change me but jokes on u i can sorta trace time

rip but im different — this goes out to all em whores in this house. she respectz ur hustle but like ,,,, not her thang. girl doesnt even get drunk when she drinks bc she doesnt rlly drink sksjsk doesnt like the taste of it, big baby ! but like she's Lived, its more like. ok tried it, not for me. thanks tho. also for all the meanies in the house, y’all perplex her. shes empathetic n wont show the judgement but smtms shes lowkey lyk .,., ur how old n u had all this goin 4 u n ur still so rotten ? how u actin like a 7yo w a trantrum ? scratch head, make it make sense

at least u tried — dad jokes, bad puns, tries to be big jokester but isn't funny. she's pretty tho so she gets away with it. idk wht else 2 say ur honor. shes the type thatll embarrass u w affection

well that was Awkward — probably sum1 abt her if they see her actin a Fool bc shes in a foreign sitch or topic. when shes a fish outta water then she can be so ! easily ! flustered ! which is p much her in eonia. shes not new new but theres way 2 much godly shennanigans for her to wrap her head ‘round n sis has never gone to camp so its ice bucket challenge level shock from time to time still w da magics n lore

til death do us part — yknow when death cab for cutie said i knew that u wer a truth i wud rather lose than 2 hav nvr lain beside at all ? how abt when they wrecked me by rudely sayin love is watching sum1 die ? yes ? no ? nywy thats jane 4 ya. if she loves then shes in and if shes in then she is all in, luke danes stylez

was that a vivid enough picture or did i just word vom the same things agen n agen sjksjs jus know shes cute n sweet if a lil frustrating n annoying bc shes stubbornpants mcgee. may or may not have a slight compulsion to help fix other ppl ..,,.. someone set her str8 n tell her fix u by coldplay isnt it !!!

OTHER INFO

5′9″ born 4 october 1994, virgo sun n moon

not a freshie ! idk how long her program is but like ,,, lets ignore that 4 now ok jus kno that she been here a while

yogi & boxing enthusiast back at home. hc her mans got real into the martial arts w her when hypnos told her she gotta learn how 2 defend so that was one of their things : bonding by workouts so jane cud protecc herself if need be

her maiden name’s jane fulton. got her mommas surname but the name jane ? thats some jane doe bs some rando picked out for her which she hated at first but then seeing tarzan made her go hmmm, ok bet !

lgbtq+ alliance president ! identifies as pan

she met her late hubbie when they were abt 7ish, real friends 2 lovers cuteness. jane was there for him throughout his entire coming out & transition ergo her passion for the community esp queer kids bc she was That Cis Ally for her mans. wears her ring as a real lowkey necklace now

shes also real passionate abt sleep. will ask u how did u sleep last night p much every day u see her bc ppl spend like half their lives asleep catherine ofc shes gonna ask

her fave thing abt eonia ? the whole siblings bit. shes had 2 make do w what she got n build a family from scratch so this ? she luvs it a lot let her give u kithes hypnos babies

shes p well versed in the greek thingies but only thru the knowledge mortals gets + dream info. after her realizin who she is, all things ancient greek jus sorta became her niche interest ykwim ? shes not like Super Learned abt it more like ,,, ok i gotta at least make Sum sense outta all this, gotta learn what i can. imagin how embarrassin it wud b 2 see a god in ur dream n then go : sorry to this man. nope. not jane, not her, nuh-uh

luv languages : words, acts of service, physical touch !

useless hcs but she loves disney sfm ok. smtms dresses up as princess tiana for bday parties n shit bc shell do nythin 2 put a smile on the kids n babs faces

ya like jazz ? bc jane surely does ! adores motown & 60s music. nina simone owns her. no one drag peggy lee from 101 dalmatians ! not an important hc but i jus wanted to quote my bubble butt winged bee lover barry

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS

children ! infants ! babies !

demigods that make her scratch head damn u live like this ? but also wud knife emoji to protect n care for. shes not the oldest on campus but shes been livin independently p much her entire life so she finks shes got a tight grasp on the myth that is Adulting

srsly tho the Big Sis vibes is off the charts w this one. shell perserve u dumdums

baddie influencies !

convince her 2 get drunk at a party ! bc she never does. convince her to maybe try drugs ! or go hook up ! do smths impulsive idk jus smth new !

gl tho bc shes not rlly ,,, easily influenced But she can b reasoned w ! in general i fink its just gonna be a fun dynamic if y/m knows how to coax sum wildness outta her or w/e bc thotty yummy theyre hotty yolo rzning jus wont do w this gal. will most likely get argumentative like a big ol momma hen but if u win then ur winning big

Sleep Now or forever hold ur peace !

idk sum1 she helps w their messy sleep ? shes def not super public w it, surely knows her other siblings r Better at it but if y’all are close, she probs enjoys doin it 4 ya. she runs her hair thru fingers a lot when she does it. like a lot a lot unless u tell her to get lost

lover boi, lover gorl, lover enby !

she can be a lil traditional when it comes to how she views rels. she wants all that meetcute courting bs ! no gender roles tho n u best be sure shes not constantly comparin w her late hubbie ,,, but she jus wants smth magical n 2 be wooed again yk ?

so yea ,,, crushers mayhaps ? sum1 who is tryin 2 woo her ? sum1 she had a meetcute w and now janes got lowkey heart eyes for em ? idk lotsa possiblities but pls keep in mind she is not good at the flirtings so hav mercy on her

eonia tour guide !

or jus friends who like ,,, constnatly fill her in w all the godly stuff n whatnot. years of not goin 2 camps mean u miss out on a lot ! explore ruins w her n get her info her mortal educ didnt make her privy 2 yk

head real empty atm i will think of sum n let y’all know when i do, but give us all the conekshunz. friends, enemies, the usual bit, lgbtq alliance peeps, lmk whats up whats done whats cookin we want it all

( shes p much a new muse n da result of me tryna bring in an emotionally healthy kid to this sad sad university. janes in a v good well-adjusted place rn n is my therapy muse bc that other bitch m** is a messy handful. but wbk life aint linear so mayhaps shit’ll hit da fan or one of y/m will ruin her lmfao press f pls ! but also color me eyes emoji bc we love to see it )

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