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#Ingvar starbreaker
stigolafson · 6 days
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ingvar with chronic pain. he’s over seven feet tall, dammit, his spine must hurt so bad. give me ingvar who stays up all night silently sobbing when his back starts to spasm. give me ingvar who wants nothing more than an aggressive shoulder massage at any given time. give me ingvar with flare-ups and irritability and chronic pain!!
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absolutely-existing · 19 days
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Edvin and Ingvar, enough
thanks for the ask!
”Ingvar. When I told you I needed fish, did I forget to mention that seven were enough?”
Ingvar, looking mildly embarrassed, mumbled that Edvin hadn’t mentioned an exact number, and twelve was a perfectly reasonable amount of fish to be put in a stew, in his opinion.
This was why Ingvar wasn’t the cook, and should therefore listen to the person who was, Edvin informed him. “In any case, it’s too late now. I’ll forgo the stew.”
“Er, sorry about that,” Ingvar admitted guiltily; Edvin nodded in acknowledgment, and ignored him in favour of setting up a grill.
“…This is delicious, Edvin!”
“Thanks. It was supposed to be a stew.”
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twofoursixohjuan · 4 months
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Ingvar x Lydia fake dating au where they have to pretend to be a couple to sneak into a palace to steal a Very Important Object (reasons unspecified)
Ingvar is pretending to be a specific nobleman who was invited to an Event at the palace and whom he swapped places with. Lydia is his wife
Takes place in Arrida
Ingvar is taking the opportunity to be as bumbling and distracting as possible (loud and boisterous and knocking things over) to draw as much attention as possible while Lydia sneaks off to let Hal, Jesper and the twins in the back way to do the actual thieving. he's surprisingly good at it
when all goes to hell and the burglars are about to be discovered, Lydia accuses Ingvar of cheating on her and they stage an overly dramatic screaming match which will be gossiped about for years to come. the real noble is a little upset when he discovers this
for no apparent reason, Gilan is there
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reine-du-sourire · 9 months
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brotherbandarchive · 6 months
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“Hal? Permission to abandon the ship? We are too happy here and I can’t stand it.” Lydia groans.
“Request denied.”
Stefan starts up another merry jig on the little harp he'd managed to barter off of the visiting trader last week, and Jesper's dance moves grow still more erratic.
Stig attempts to copy him, with reasonable success. Ingvar does too, with considerably less.
"Just enjoy it, Lyd," Wulf says lazily.
"Hmph."
Kloof barks excitedly as she leaps over to join the dancers.
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victoriantreecat · 7 months
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Who's your favorite Heron? :)
Oh dear. I- uhh. Ahh let's see...
Uhmmmm
Err
well you see-
I can hardly chooose
Ingvar, I think though. I really admire him- genuinely so smart and takes no nonsense, but is unerringly loyal and loves his crew so much. Also gets some darn good happiness, as deserved
Though I do really love Edvin- he's the character my little 12 year old heart adored, and he's still the Heron I feel most like I can relate to (sewing, knitting, small, and more for organisation than battle)
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twofoursixohjuan · 2 months
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Ingvar family headcanons, go!
I tend to give him an enormous number of younger siblings mainly so he can carry them all around. He takes after his dad who is also Fucking Huge (his mum is quite small and it was a tricky birth) and the kids are regularly seen doing odd jobs around Hallasholm because the family is permanently cash-strapped
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reine-du-sourire · 7 months
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for prompts, remember that Jesper & touch post that did the rounds the other day? Ingvar hugs, take it any direction you like
Ingvar loves hugs. He loves giving them and he loves getting them; he has it all down to a science.
Hal is good to hug. He makes a funny squeaking noise at first, but relaxes quickly. He hugs back. Ingvar knows not to hug him too hard or for too long, though.
Stig is great to hug. He likes hugs, he hugs back enthusiastically, and he doesn't mind being squeezed. He squeezes right back.
The twins are convenient to hug. Ingvar likes to hug them both at once; it's a great way to stop them from fighting without throwing them overboard. Much more pleasant, anyway.
Stefan is fun to hug. He loves it when Ingvar's enthusiasm lifts him right off the ground; he laughs delightedly when Ingvar spins him around in a whirling circle.
Edvin is nice to hug. He always smells good and his returning hugs are surprisingly strong for someone of his size. He lets Ingvar hug him for as long as he likes.
Jesper is hard to hug. He's so small and slippery, but can be scooped up and hugged tightly and carefully. It's funny when he hides his face in Ingvar's shirt.
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reine-du-sourire · 11 months
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Edvin baking cupcakes.
Hal trying to adjust the recipe. Hal getting his hand slapped.
Stig eating the ingredients. Stig getting his hand slapped.
Stefan decorating the cupcakes. Stefan wanting to decorate before the cupcakes properly cool down and getting his hand slapped.
Ingvar sitting happily at the table and licking the bowl and spoon.
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brotherbandarchive · 10 months
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brotherbandarchive · 6 months
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Not sure if I should explore my Dark!Edvin AU or an AU in which all the Herons become their worst versions... permanently berserk/feral Stig as Hal's human guard dog, Ulf and Wulf can't tell each other apart anymore and are constantly trying to wound or kill each other, Ingvar becomes completely blinded and can't find his way out of his own head, Stef becomes an echo and has nothing left of himself, etc...
Unless the AUs are the same thing... Dark!Herons?
Unless Edvin's dark AU is that he's the only sane one left, and he's essentially the mastermind behind it all?
Or is this Hal's dark AU, calling himself Slavesfather instead of Slaveson?
And Edvin's the only one left sane and trying to break Hal, and subsequently everyone else, free? Hopebringer?
Anyone up for some
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brotherbandarchive · 6 months
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Any and/or all of the Herons: *do something stupid and get themselves hurt*
Edvin: After I meticulously and painstakingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.
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reine-du-sourire · 6 months
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For the prompts, what about
🍰 - being mistaken for a couple and both blushing
As either Stefan and Edvin (unfortunately i’ve become obsessed with them), or Hal and Ingvar?
Ohoohooooo promts (:
"We're not a couple," Ingvar tries, and feels Hal burying his head in his chest. "He just hurt his leg."
Hal's face is warm. It's not very helpful.
"We're not," Ingvar says again.
He doesn't think he's doing all that good a job of convincing anyone.
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brotherbandarchive · 7 months
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fluff prompts, you say?
might I request a little Ingvar & Jesper, please?
Little, you say?
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"You're just so tiny."
A miniscule set of needle-like teeth close over Ingvar's finger.
"Hey," Ingvar laughs, and carefully scoops up the little dragon. "Watch it, you itty-bitty menace."
Jesper look up at him, almond-dark eyes blinking innocently.
"You know it, Jes. Your full wingspan is shorter than my forearm."
It earns him another reproachful nip, and Ingvar chuckles again.
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brotherbandarchive · 8 months
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Hello! If you're still after fluff - a bit of Hal recovering from some touch starvation? what do you mean he needs snuggles no he's absolutely fine he's been in the shed on his own these last two weeks because he likes it he was busy he's fine Maybe a bit of him coping with the stress of being a skirl thrown in on the side?
"Stig," Hal wheezes. "Not again."
Without loosening his hold on the struggling skirl, Stig jerks his chin at the others and evokes the fabled war cry of Skandia.
"Let's get 'em, boys!"
Hal has time for only one more panicked "glrk-" before the remaining Herons charge.
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"Yes, you did need this," Stefan says firmly, some half-hour later.
"Fine," Hal sighs. He wriggles a bit, dislodging Ulf's elbow from his ear. Ulf grunts and transfers the offending appendage to Ingvar's armpit. "I needed this. I admit it. Are you happy now? How did you even get into my shed in the first place?"
Somewhere at the bottom of the pile, Jesper snorts in annoyance. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."
"I had four separate alarm systems in place! I designed them myself, they're foolproof!"
"But not Jesper-proof."
"Same thing."
"Hey!"
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reine-du-sourire · 8 months
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