This is so completely random but who cares

Mdni.

Imagine you go on a date with bf katsuki and yk you look all cute and have makeup on, that makeup including one of those plumping lip glosses that kinda burn your lips and shit. That lip gloss you reapply a few times throughout the night.

Fast forward to the end of the night and you end up back to the house and things get frisky and next thing you know you’re on your knees for katsuki. Things progress and you’re kissing at his tip about to descend onto his thick cock. Before you can though you here katsuki hiss and curse.

“Shit-ow“

You pull back and look up at him all worried. Katsuki has a confused and twisted look on his face.

“What’s wrong baby?” You ask him all concerned

“I don’t know, shits starting to burn. And not in a good way.” He answers you, hissing again looking down at his dick.

You tip your head to the side, confused as to what the hell he was talking about. What could possibly be making his-

Then it clicks.

You look up at him, mouth wide open. You quickly look get up off your knees and run over to your purse, digging through it like a maniac. All while you’re struggling katsuki is staring at you with a painful but confused look.

Once you found what you were looking for, you stumble back over to him. You hand him your lipgloss with an apologetic look on your face.

“I forgot I wore this tonight…” you chuckle out nervously while katsuki reads the label. Katsuki takes a few seconds before he looks up at you with an unreadable face.

“Oh you’re dead princess.”

fukuchi: “i’m so sick of you two fighting it is driving me crazy,,, so you’re going to sit here and say five things you like about eachother.”

jouno: “i think it’s really cool how you are always so useless unless we’re directly involved in combat.”

tecchou: “i think it’s really neat how everything about you is just a collection of false promises you make to yourself to excuse your actions.”

jouno: “i love that despite being a terrible partner you can’t be single because being alone would force you to acknowledge how unbearable you are!”

tecchou: “i love the sound of you viciously sobbing and hyperventilating when you are experiencing severe emotional distress.”

jouno: “i really like how statistically you will probably die before me!”

fukuchi *shocked at the twos responses*: “oh my god you two where did you learn to talk about eachother that way?!”

category 10 autism event talking to @cary-elwes abt Boromir’s costuming

maybe i don’t get it because i haven’t watched the full scene but why didn’t tom just go for it? “prove it” my fucking ass bro how the hell did tom not take up that offer?? this line is literally straight out of a smutty ass fic dude

People put Simon in skirts because he’s yuri. I put him in skirts because I have a hardon for him. And because he’s yuri

how it feels to post a sad music link and get over 2 likes

sleep paralysis istfg please let me be that was fucking awful

Me knowing full well that the value of the yen in the csm universe is probably meant to be exactly the same as in real life it’s just that denji is chronically in hustle mode and will do the strangest things for an absolutely pitiful amount of money like being a human chair for the grand total of about one (1) American cent but liking to think otherwise bc if what the latest chapter implies that devil contracts are based not on actuality but on perception there’s no way I can imagine asa genuinely believing she can buy an aquarium for about seven thousand (7000) American dollars unless she has no concept of money which I doubt bc she’s not exactly rich herself unless you don’t have to genuinely believe something in order to affect the contract you can just pretend but that doesn’t really make sense to me bc then like. What Is A Devil Contract Anyway

every time i’m like “there’s no way they can make the beetlejuice makeup design any worse” the makeup department goes “watch this”

love that all of my canvas pages show blank screens <3 and the help desk just does not know what to do abt it <3

Don’t y’all wish you were friends with me irl you’re missing out on thrilling text convos like this

sips the water out of tib and gibs tank

please do not kill my frogs i love them

I think london’s music career would look a lot like poppy’s, from start to finish. It’s kind of sus bc poppy is already their voiceclaim but it just lines up like that sometimes. At least they share no likeness at all

I can fix him, sure, but I gotta break him first

idfk anymore dude

Sorry about the dead in your drain, that sucks dude 🫂

You get used it. That’s a lie you don’t.