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Secret Life Session 1 Tasks and Health
Bdubs: “Make your base deeply uncomfortable to use and look at” (SUCCESS), 29 Hearts
Bigb: “Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.” (SUCCESS), 24 1/2 Hearts
Cleo: “Build your base directly above another players above ground” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Etho: “Collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Gem: “Convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage.” (SUCCESS), 30 hearts
Grian: “Make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Impulse: “Make Cherrywood your entire identity” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Jimmy: "Break 5 crafting tables while they are being used" (SUCCESS), 17 1/2 Hearts
Joel: “Plug the Life Merch at the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times.” (SUCCESS), 20 1/2 Hearts
Lizzie: “Write a poem about another player and read it to them” (SUCCESS), 29 1/2 Hearts
Martyn: “Build an identical base to another player” (SUCCESS), 15 1/2 Hearts
Mumbo: “Make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts
Pearl: “Get 3 players to gift you their heart” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts
Scar: (Normal Task:) “Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of this session.” (FAIL), (Hard Task:) “Come up with a nickname for another player and convince at least 2 other people to use it.” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts
Scott: “Build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else’s” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Skizz: “Don’t be further than 10 blocks from GeminiTay for 10 minutes. One attempt only.” (SUCCESS), 25 Hearts
Tango: “Get Scar to talk about Star Wars for over 60 seconds” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts
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"If this book should ever reach Mina before I do, let it bring my good-bye. Here comes the coach!"
LOSING IT over how foreboding and morbid this sentence is followed by the cheerful energy of "Here comes the coach! ^_^" I'm dying
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Brennan is just handing them the fact that Fig is Ankarna's champion and all the bad kids are like "Who could be the champion? It must be an enemy!"
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