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#I’m goingggggg to lose it
blamemma · 1 year
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tellywoodtrash · 7 years
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ishqbaaz 11.05.17 lb
… so i managed to drop my computer and crack its screen and now it’s going bonkers on me. god, can life just cut me a break already???? anyway, so here’s a super basic lb with zero emojis and gifs. it’ll be this way till i get my computer fixed. sigh.
lmaooooo i can actually hear the OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK that shivaay’s screaming in his head.
anika’s reached that point of mad where she’s superrrrrrrr calm, and everyone knows that’s the scariest kind of mad.
if i was shivaay, i’d call for a fucking chopper to land in that pool area and just gtfo there. 
yeah, this is reaaaalllly not looking good for you, shivaay. 
anika used RAGEY OH DON’T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME HAND BLOCK! 
shivaay singh oberoi is admitting to fear. coz that’s honestly how scared shitless he is right now. 
and he should be. 
god, this girl is just… like, how is she so… perfect? i’d be holding his head under the water in the pool. 
huh. maybe this is why i’m still single. 
ugh fuck off pinky. 
oh god, don’t tell me she’s gotten attached to this “maa” already. like… girl, come on. 
yaaaaaaaaaas, call him outtt, girllllll. 
i mean. within reason. remember, you’re sitting on a PRETTY BIG landmine yourself. 
oh boy. he just admitted “haan”. boyyyyyyy. 
COULD SHE STOP WITH THE MAA MAA MAA MAA MAA THING? YOU DON’T EVEN… LIKE… WHAT PROOF DO YOU EVEN HAVE??? GOD, ANIKA. SOMETIMES YOU REALLY MAKE ME WANT TO SHAKE YOU BY THE SHOULDERS. 
oh shivaay. ohhhhh shivaaaay. *pats his 3 foot tall bouffant* 
“hum toh ruk jaayenge, par yeh glycerin waale aanson nahi rukne waale!” lmaooooo
okkk, tone it down kulfiiiii mom. 
oh anika, my sweet sunshine child. she’s going to be so much more heartbroken after losing this fake mom too. ugh. why do you fucking oberois have to fuck with my baby like this???? 
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai, ki what life would have been like for her, if daksh hadn’t been such a freak and she’d just have married him. *sigh*
lmao pinky’s face as nayantaara’s story gets more elaborate. 
puppy boy in bg making sad kanji eyes, but the ladies give zero fucks. 
anika just remembered the grenade she’s got in her pocket. 
man, pinky’s realllllly outtttttt to make this as uncomfortable for everyone as possible. 
abbe oh, teri maa bhi teri maa nahi hai, toh anika ki maa ko tu rehne hi de. 
oh man, he really fucking loves anika. like really really really loves her. like, for SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI to touch the feet of a bar dancer…
a fitting parallel for the anika touching daksh’s feet scene no? 
anika ko toh kisi aur ke hi naam khoon khaandaan ki padi hai ab. 
“yeh rone dhone ke na, zyaada paise lagenge!” 
lollllllll #me 
oh goddddddd. like i didn’t have enough problems; prinku is back. 
what’s up with her teeth??? why do they look SO DIFFERENT???
chemistry? what even??? wasn’t prinku studying in an ARTS college??? 
OH GOD, FUCKING RANVEER IS COMING BACK ISN’T HE???? I CAN FEEL IT. I FEEEEEEL THE MICHMICHIIIII AND BILE RISING. 
ugh. god. kameeni’s back too. this whole episode is just out to test me. 
oh puppy. the only reason she’s all quiet rn is coz she’s figuring out how to lob her own bomb at you. 
kulfi mom be laying it on reaaaaaaaaalllll thick.
aaaaaaaand, there. shivaay’s fallen for it, thanks to his immense guilt. 
lmao, this is goingggggg to be funnnnnnnnn. 
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????? HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?!!?
pfffft, *that’s* your big prooooof? EHSAAS? girl. come on. 
wait, anika remembers her mom? meaning she was with her parents, or at least her mom, till a fairly advanced age, from when she has memories. i’d say about 4, 5 years old? 
ohhhhhhh shivaay. aren’t you in ENOUGH trouble today???? matlab… kuch toh baaki dino ke jhagde ke liye bhi rakho. 
THE PAANWAALA. GO ASK HIM. AND HE’LL CONFIRM THAT HE NEVER GAVE YOUR NUMBER TO ANYONE!!!!!
lmaoooooooooooooooo oh boy. kulfi mom ne toh oberoi mansion ko hi lovely dance bar bana diya. 
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