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#I yee'd a little too haw I guess
sordidsparrow · 2 years
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me, writing: ugh what's that one word again?
me: wait I think I remember how it sounds
me: *googles "strawl"*
google: did you mean "stroll"
me:
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c'mon partner...
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mythos-soup · 5 months
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Hi! Do you have any hcs about the Aztec Gods (from someone who is, if you so much as view my blog, more than a little addicted to them)? Thanks!
(btw I love ur blog)
Boy o boi do i aso uhm strap in i guess (btw thank you so much what dijsfhudsfb 🥹💖) in no particular order here we go:
Tezcatlipoca > I think out of the four tezcatlipocas he is the most cocky judging by the fact he was the first sun and turned the humans into monkeys when they got too hubris-y >My dude is such a drama queen, always has something to gossip about thats why jaguars are so big..... they're full of secrets.. >Does things for the shits and giggles like the other trickster gods >"cheats" a lot but not in a Zeus way more of a "We established this by dating me you know what you've gotten into" way Quetzacoatl >Kind but if you get on his nerves you have absolutly Yee'd your last Haw >Responsible but still just a silly guy ya kno? knows when to un-silly-fy when needed >Likes the humans despite all their flaws >Has a couple grudges but rarely lets them get in the way
Xipe-Totec >Generous just and kind dude >Calmer and more soft-spoken than his brothers >More likely to be passive-agressive if you annoy him instead of being very direct ^If you fuck up real bad he will mess you up though >I think he has a noble personality and is ready to help anyone that needs him
Huitzilopochtli >Humming birds to him are like jaguars to Tezcatlipoca >Ambitious and Loyal fella >Not afraid to fuck you up if need be >Doesn't talk too much but more like he just doesn't want to than him prefering to just listen or not having much to say like Xipe-Totec
(pt.1 ill do more soon maybe like tomorrow but its getting late here and my brain doesnt like functioning when its tired lol)
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