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sordidsparrow · 1 year
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Happy late birthday, I hope you're well <3
Late thank you!! <3
more importantly, I need to tell you about the dream I had last night
So Harry Potter takes place in the 90's, right? And that's fun, but apparently my brain decided that magic in the 90's = Harry using a flying razor scooter instead of a flying broom
This thing:
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(Important note: Nobody else used a scooter for a broom, just Harry)
And it worked surprisingly well! Except for the part where Harry spent nearly the whole dream trying to take off without the bottom part swinging around & hitting his ankles
Needless to say, I woke up losing my shit
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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my dad–also a writer–came to visit, and i mentioned that the best thing to come out of the layoff is that i’m writing again. he asked what i was writing about, and i said what i always do: “oh, just fanfic,” which is code for “let’s not look at this too deeply because i’m basically just making action figures kiss in text form” and “this awkward follow-up question is exactly why i don’t call myself a writer in public.”
he said, “you have to stop doing that.”
“i know, i know,” because it’s even more embarrassing to be embarrassed about writing fanfic, considering how many posts i’ve reblogged in its defense.
but i misunderstood his original question: “fanfic is just the genre. i asked what you’re writing about.” 
i did the conversational equivalent of a spinning wheel cursor for at least a minute. i started peeling back the setting and the characters, the fic challenge and the specific episode the story jumps off from, and it was one of those slow-dawning light bulb moments. “i’m writing about loneliness, and who we are in the absence of purpose.”
as, i imagine, are a lot of people right now, who probably also don’t realize they’re writing an existential diary in the guise of getting television characters to fuck. 
“that’s what you’re writing. the rest is just how you get there, and how you get it out into the world. was richard iii really about richard the third? would shakespeare have gotten as many people to see it if it wasn’t a story they knew?”
so, my friends: what are you writing about?
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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Queen died on out of touch Thursday
happy out of throne thursday
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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GOLF WITH NO LIMITS
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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I wish I was kidding
me, writing: ugh what's that one word again?
me: wait I think I remember how it sounds
me: *googles "strawl"*
google: did you mean "stroll"
me:
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c'mon partner...
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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me, writing: ugh what's that one word again?
me: wait I think I remember how it sounds
me: *googles "strawl"*
google: did you mean "stroll"
me:
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c'mon partner...
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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the psychic damage of finding out, on a monday morning, that my mother dumped an entire bottle of absinthe down the drain this weekend bc she didn't like it is immeasurable
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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hello, imagine a one-sided hatefuck where one person's just indulging the other because they're hot, have a nice evening 👍
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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They say “Never meet your heroes”, and boy were they right. So you decided to meet your villain, hoping to be wrong about them as well.
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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if the supreme court wants me pregnant so badly then why don't they just breed me themselves? cowards
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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"leaving the state/country because it isn't safe is an act of privilege, you should stay and fight for change instead of being selfish"
fleeing persecution isn't selfish, it's survival and those who can flee should. shut the FUCK up about leaving being ~privileged~ sandra I don't want to fucking die here because I've been denied personhood
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sordidsparrow · 2 years
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set me on fire sky daddy I've had enough
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