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trillgutterbug · 2 years

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tagged by @malewifemanhunter ty!!

name: trill q gutterbug, the q stands for queer

star sign: who knows or cares

height: 5'10, which means i can definitively say coffee doesn't stunt your growth, even if you start drinking it age 4

time: 9:38am 😓 i do NOT want to be awake rn but the rest of my family is gone atm so the grisly burden of letting the chickens out at ass o'clock fell to me. (eta it is now 12:13 bc i fell asleep for two hours before posting this)

birthday: the day laura ingalls wilder was wed

favorite bands/artists: of montreal, why?, clipping., and nine inch nails are the eternal faves i can't get sick of, but im also tremendously partial to kendrick and lil nas and hozier and mcr and twenty one pilots and the like. also i listen to a lot of chillhop and electroswing, because im a good person with good taste

last movie: i think mad god, which was fantastic and completely incomprehensible. i don't usually have the attention span to sit through a movie if im watching it alone, so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (eg, the way i still have to finish everything everywhere all at once, which i got an hour into last week, enjoyed tremendously, then got up to walk around and listen to a podcast and play a video game and jerk off or whatever the fuck, and just haven't gone back!)

last show: i believe the latest ep of what we do in the shadows.... or maybe sunny? or euphoria? whatever it was, i was watching it with jackie im sure!

when did i create this blog: idk where to find that info, but im p sure 2014, after LJ shat the bed and i dipped from active fandom for a couple months and when i came back it was like.... owo where'd everyone go?! here, apparently.

what i post: constant thirsty nonsense about a rotating string of fandom obsessions, shitposts, sometimes a bit of tumblr-brand anarchism and socialism bc even the junkfood buffet churns out a smidge of healthy caloric content every once in a while

last thing i googled: i don't use google but the last thing i duckduckgo'd was........ where's wade wilson from, bc i saw something that said vancouver and one of the movies implied regina but i swear to GOD i know it's winnipeg from some other source. results annoyingly inconclusive.

other blogs: @truelevelb1tch, my rick and morty side, which is going to pop off again in a MONTH (!!!!!!!!!) when s6 starts dropping 😱😱😱. i do not apologise for the person i become when r&m occurs, fair warning

do i get asks?: not enough to worry about, thank goodness

following: idk where to find that info either, but it's probably a few hundred, the vast majority of which are inactive at this point. i probably see <50 blogs on my dash??

average hours of sleep: like eight, which is NOT enough for me, but it varies wildly between 5 and 10 depending on what im doing for work on a given day/whether i have to get up early for animal-related reasons/if im up reading fic until 3am/time of year/blah blah

instruments: flesh flute....,,,

what i’m wearing: nuthin

dream job: I Do Not Dream of Labour

dream trip: i hate travelling! but i am partial to visiting my cousins' farm on the reg, so let's say that

nationality: canadian

favorite songs: the trapeze swinger by iron and wine has been my fave song for about ten years. it's almost ten minutes long and if stats across various laptops and ipods and phones could be collated, it would show a playcount in the thousands lol. i first heard it as the closing music on the amazing podfic for the inception fic presque vu and it gutted me on the spot. ode to the mets by the strokes is also on the same trajectory. otherwise, my fave songs come and go in the usual way, by liking something and listening to it repeatedly until i can't stand it. (eta: just went into my music app to see if i'd forgotten anything, and literally the only thing on my "most played" list is the trapeze swinger, so...)

last book i’ve read: currently reading (aside from the massive eternal stack of ww2 ref books) the half life of valery k by natasha pulley and grimscribe by thomas ligotti. most recently before that i read borne by jeff vandermeer, the kingdoms by natasha pulley, blood meridian, the d&d 5e player's handbook, and some postapoc scifi thing that was so forgettable i genuinely cannot conjure up the name of it or its author!!

top 3 fictional universes i’d like to live in: idk, they all seem uniquely bad in ways that do not necessarily improve upon the unique ways in which our current universe is bad. but to be sporting i'll say star trek of course, anything jared harris is in bc i want to fuck him more than im afraid of space terrorists or freezing to death or nuclear radiation, and the fictional universe i've been manifesting in my imagination for years where we never invented agriculture and i died at birth for simplistic umbilical cord-related reasons

lowkey tagging @kaasknot, @collapsinghorizons, @mollynoble, @twobrokenwyngs, @pohjanneito, @lingua-mortua, @sloppyplanetary, @alakeeffectgirl, and @quiescentire

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writers-worst-nightmare · 3 years

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Kittens (Keith x reader)

Song you are singing

Warning(s): A TON OF CUSSING, reckless driving, got lazy at the end, Keith loosing one of his lives

THIS IS A REAL LIFE AU WHERE THERE IS NO SPACE OR ANYTHING AND THEY ARE ON EARTH

Fandom: Voltron

Word Count: 1,510

Pairing(s): Keith x reader

Genera: chaotic fluff

A/N: this is basically a Voltron version of “no braincells“ but I added a twist to make things more interesting

Request are always open!

Keith stared at the tiny kittens surrounding him, he froze in place and looked up to you as a plea of help witch was rudely declines when you started snickering before bursting out into laughter. Soon the whole crew joined in on laughing at Keith with a bunch of kittens. Pidge was snapping pictures and uploading it to their Instagram, Lance was recording a tiktok, Shiro was trying to get the cats off of Keith, Hunk was laughing, and you where adding more cats to the pile on his lap. “Y/N DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM!” Shiro scolded. You rolled your eyes before grabbing a small black and white kitten and placing it on Keith’s lap. The crew had decided to meet up after band practice and stay at your house. Little did they all know that you fostered animals, you had a couple of dogs and Birds but you mainly fostered cats cause they look so fucking cute.

“But it fuuunnnn!” You wine, only making Hunk laugh even harder until he was literally on the ground laughing so hard.

“They are kind of cute…” Keith muttered as he stared at the cats and back at you and then back at the cats.

“Why don’t Keith and I go to get some cat stuff at the mall, you three can make yourselves at home by the way!” You called as you dragged Keith into your car and hopped in the drivers side.

“Oh no…” Keith muttered as he stared wide eyed at you starting the car.

“What?”

”Please don’t tell me—“

”Oh, yeah I am driving!”

“LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!”

You locked the car doors and started to drive on there highway. Keith relaxed a bit as he thought that you where going to be normal

Big mistake

As soon as you saw all the muscles sink into the car seat you smirked and pulled up a radio station. Since Keith hasn’t been with you in the car before (for a good reason since everyone that has let you drive a car was gotten sick) he didn’t know that you LOVES music. Probably even more then you loved anime (which was saying something).

The fuck? Hold on Bitches got beef but don't wanna fight me Quit all that barkin', ho, bite me Bitch Hold on

”What the fuck is this?” Keith asked as he started to lean forward before the song started and you higher Ed the volume all the way up

Bitch, you fat, need a tummy tuck (Yep) You dropping diss songs, man, bitch, get your money up (For sure, then)

”It is called ‘go best friend’ and it is awesome” You answered as you rolled down your window and started singing along to the beat of the song and speeding slightly.

If you 'bout it, then run it up Used to be cool with this bitch, but she mad that I'm coming up

Keith hesitated softly before pulling up the lyrics on his phone and starting to sing along slowly. Afraid of what would happen next. You turned right and got on the off-road. Keith stiffened as he has heard one to many times what happens when you go off road and onto the dirt paths that you have most likely made yourself.

You a thot, you gon' suck it up I got a white bitch in the club, wanna pump it up (Woo, woo)

You started speeding even faster the before and Keith was prepared for the worst. Looking for a pencil and a piece of paper before settling on a anime journal that you had and a pen

Fuck a speech, I'ma sum it up $hy on the track and you already know she gonna fuck it up (Ayy, yeah) Bitch need to worry 'bout a bag I'm rocking these shows, and that's why she mad (Aha)

”I am going to give Lance my fuck you energy, Shiro my Hot Topic shirts, Pidge my suicidal thought, Hunk my fuck boy energy, and y/n my outmost hatred.” Keith started to say as he wrote out his will.

“Oh come on I am not that bad of a driver!” You pouted, looking away from the road and staring at Keith. Keith widened his eyes and grabbed the steering wheel so he could drive.

After this diss, you goin' out sad Bitch, you not bougie, you don't got no class (Bitch) Turnt in the booth and I'm piped off that gas Spin on yo' block, then we hitting the dash (Shoot, shoot)

”The last time you said that Pidge ended up in a flicking tree!” Keith argued, holding back the urge to choke you out, you rolled your eyes and elbowed the emo boy out of the way to take control of driving

It's still love for you, though But, bitch, I'm 'bout to get on your ass (Haha)

You started screaming the lyrics and Keith’s heart seemed to be going backwards as he grabbed his phone and gripped it tightly in his hands before button the record button.

$hy gotta potty mouth You wanna talk shit? Bitch, let's talk 'bout your body count You stink, throw your body out Tryna hang wit' the kid, I'm the life of the party now (Yeah)

He stopped the video and sent it to the “why do we still exist?” Group chat that consist of the gang

-character development Sasuke sent a video-

Non-binary owl: WORK IT Y/N YEAAAH

Sapnap but better: oh no…

Panda dude from beastars: have you written your will yet?

-character development Sasuke sent a picture-

Character development Sasuke: already got it written out

Won’t shut up about how bisexual this man is: I GET FUCK YOU ENERGY?!

Sapnap but better: I GET FUCK BOY ENERGY

Non-binary owl: can we all collectively agree to play/sing WAP at Keith’s funeral

Your lil' sister look up to me (Yeah) Bitch, you can't rap and you really not touching me (No) Just like a virgin, lil' bitch, cannot fuck wit' me And I never been pussy, bitch, you know what's up with me (For sure, then)

Won’t shut up about how bisexual this man is: As long as I get to do the dance

Panda dude from beastars: NO ONE IS PLAYING WAP AT ANYONES FUNERAL

Panda dude from beastars: Look Keith you are going to be fine

Why this bitch wanna pop shit? We was just cool, now this bitch wanna act like a opp bitch (The fuck?)

“What happens if I go off the edge…?” You wonder out loud, Keith looks up at you with a panicked expression.

Oh, she mad she can't stop shit Said that my breath stink 'cause I'm spittin' that hot shit (Hot, hot)

“NO Y/N DON’T GO OFF THE EDGE! THIS IS NOT FUCKING MINECRAFT!!” Keith lectured as he tried to roll down the window but silently cried to himself as he realized that you had child’s lock on.

Quit all that barkin', lil' bitch, and come bite me Bitches got beef, but they don't wanna fight me (Wait, wait)

You ignored Keith and smiled up yourself as you almost ran over some ducks

Turnt to my music, but swear they don't like me You got my number, ho, FaceTime, Skype me These hoes wanna be me I'm on your radio, soon I'ma be on your TV John Cena, bitches can't see me (Nope) I'm goin' up, and it's hella fans wanna meet me (Hey, haha)

“WHY DID YOU ALMOST RUN OVER DUCKS?!” Keith screamed as he plastered himself against the window.

Bitches don't get me Bitch, why you hatin? You could've been goin up with me (For sure, then) Spear on the bitch like she Britney You could dissed any bitch, but instead, you gon' pick me (Okay, the fuck?)

You did a wide turn and Keith practically flew in the air, he got up off the floor and cursing the seatbelt for failing to protect him against your ruthless grasp.

Make a bitch wanna hit me (Ayy, ayy) Bitches be cap on my name, the shoe did not fit me (No, it didn't) Show these bitches no pity (Yeah) These bitches wanna be friends, admit it, you miss me (Go)

Keith peered over the dashboard thanks to him now being on the floor and distantly saw the mall “YESSS WE ARE ALMOST THERE!!!!” Keith exclaimed as he got exited ready to leave this hell hole that mortals calls a car

Wrap up the beat like a doobie I don't give a fuck 'bout opinions, you know I'ma do me (Hey, hold on) Bitch, you a gnat, you a groupie Told that lil' bitch it's some snacks, and we pulled up with Scoobies

you lowered the volume to one as you pulled up in the parking lot and slowed down the car before parking somewhere close to the mall. You didn’t even look bothered to the fact of your reckless driving while Keith was looking like a whole tumbleweed fell over and hit him in the rib cage.

#voltron #keith kogane #voltron keith #voltron x reader #keith x reader #🦭 full fic

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1994sunflower · 4 years

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I know how possessive you’ve made Mikey in Heaven but a really cool idea from ‘why do you want him (Ashton) to join us?’ In Part 1 But you could do it where the boys are getting high and Ashton’s depressed because he can’t find anyone or he’s been dumped and talks about how he hasn’t had sex in a looooong time so Mike’s like ‘for fucks sake’ and suggests Y/N helping him out (only if she wants to) and Mikey sits and watches and dictates what happens and oh boy😰 JUST IMAGINE

uMM thank you for making me imagine this.....this was literally so hot to write. like i know michael would only let it happen if he knew for sure he would be 100% in charge even if he was just watching which makes it all the more hot to think about.

thank you so much for this prompt! hope you like it.

in which Michael shares you

Smoke billowed out throughout the small living room. The smell of marijuana was especially uncomfortable for you and you hadn’t been around it enough to fully get used to it. Michael didn’t smoke it often and when he did, you usually made excuses to not be around.

But this time, you’d been apart for a few weeks and you were willing to do pretty much anything to be by his side. And by his side, you were. Your small frame was snuggled into his side as his sitting form slouched back on the couch, his arm wrapped around you, his hand resting on your ass lazily.

He was wearing a white tank, his tattoos on his arms and shoulders on full view, and blue jeans, three silver chains dangled from his neck. He seemed relaxed and you bit your lip as you watched him smile down at you with hazy eyes. The fumes might’ve started getting to you because a pit of desire formed in you. But you pushed it away.

Michael put the blunt against his lips again and you could see his already far away look get even more distant. They were just slightly bloodshot, red lining the whites of his eyes. He had an idle smile on his face, amused at nothing.

Ashton, however, was anything but amused. He sat on the other side of the couch, on the curve so he was facing you two directly. He had to get up every so often to grab the joint from Michael. Right now, it was in his hands. After a particularly harsh exhale, his entire face was hidden in smoke.

“I’m telling you, I’m never going to find love.” He was droning on about his failed love life as he had been for the last hour or so. The one girl he had liked enough to actually stick around had just dumped him and he was crushed. Well, as crushed as a guy that only knew her for two months could be. But still, it was the closest thing he’s had to a girlfriend in a long time.

Ashton was a sweet guy but he was a lot like Michael in the sense that he’d prefer to smash and dash. Mostly because he couldn’t think of a girl who he genuinely would like to have around for anything more than to just get off. He wasn’t trying to be insensitive but he always believed in not looking for a girlfriend. If the right one came around, he would know. So far, the right one had not come around.

He thought she did, for a second there. The tall volleyball player that he had hooked up with a few months prior had made a good case for herself. She was funny, down to earth and seemed to be a perfect match for him. She didn’t try to leave immediately after having sex with him and that just proved to be a sign that she wanted more.

And she did, in her defense. For a while. Until she got tired of being monogamous and decided to break it off with him. Leaving Ashton in an undeniable funk. He’d been trying to get out, trying to find sex to distract him but he couldn’t even get that. His game was off, he was thinking to much of his ex, if you could even really call her that. Hell, he hadn’t even been playing his video games as much as he used to. It was getting bad.

“Is love even real?” Ashton waved the blunt around, taking one final drag before passing it back to Michael. He held the smoke in his mouth for a while, “Maybe I’m cursed or something. Haven’t even gotten laid for months, I’m talking literal months. Hell, maybe it’s been a year. I’m fucking blue balled.”

You had been listening with fake interest for a while, he was really letting out his heart and you didn’t want to be rude or hurt his feelings. You felt bad for the guy, he was such a good guy. You always found Ashton to be really cute so you didn’t really understand his lack of luck.

Michael, for his part, was just tired of hearing his friend talk. Even with the buzz, the giddiness and relaxation, the blunt in his hands gave him, it couldn’t completely erase Michael’s pension for anger.

It had to be the marijuana messing with his mind, putting thoughts there that would never have been there otherwise. But all Ashton needed to was to get laid in order to get his magic touch back. Then he would be back to his normal self, hooking up with multiple girls a week and being happy instead of moping around all the time. He wanted his friend to be back to his normal self. His high and the thought of the idea that had popped into his head, had him already getting hard.

“Oh, for fucks sake.” Michael groaned out, startling your eyes up to him. He had been silent until now. Michael nudged you, making you look up to him quizzically but his gaze was firm on Ashton’s, even as he spoke to you. “Why don’t you help him out, little one.”

You blinked, afraid that you misheard him. You must’ve, right? The Michael you knew would never share you with anyone. Even his best friend. He was deeply possessive and just the thought of you with someone else was often enough to set him off. But here he was, suggesting it.

Ashton too, stared at him with a slacked jaw. “What?”

Your eyes met Ashton’s and a heat spread through your body. You couldn’t deny he was hot and the thoughts the rushed through your brain of him were nothing short of dirty. You’d never thought about him in that way before, he was only ever just your friend, but it was surprisingly easy once you thought about it. He was kind, funny and someone you trusted, someone Michael trusted.

Michael shrugged easily. “Just once. If it’ll stop you from crying about not getting laid like a fucking pussy, why not? Might get you out of your rut. If Y/N’s up for it.”

It was weird logic but it strangely made sense. So you pushed yourself up to a sitting position, your legs swinging. You nodded, biting your lower lip in loosely concealed anticipation. You would just be helping him, it was for his sake more than it was for you. But it was hard to hide the way your rubbed your thighs together as you got wetter with just the thought of what was to come.

Ashton still seemed out of it, caught off guard when he nodded right along side you. “O-okay. I mean…if you’re saying we can…”

It was dangerous territory, when it came to you, Michael could be lethal. But Michael nodded slowly, pushing your back just enough for you to know to stand up.

Your steps were hesitant and small as you made your way over to a wide eyed Ashton. You weren’t inexperienced anymore when it came to sex, Michael had seen to it. But that didn’t stop the nerves that were building up inside you. Michael was still the only man you’d ever been with and you were worried it would be too different with anyone other than him.

But it seemed like, every step closer to Ashton, somehow raised your confidence just by a bit. Maybe it was the pure disbelief in his eyes, like he couldn’t believe he would actually be able to have you, even just for a day, or maybe it was his already hard dick, standing in alert in his basketball shorts. But by the time you sunk to your knees in front of him, you had a big smile on your face.

Michael watched you shiftlessly. He brought the joint to his lips again, knowing he’d be the only one to be using it from then on. Never did he think he would find pleasure of watching you with another man. But as he watched you slowly peel away Ashton’s shorts and boxers, saw the way Ashton fidgeted nervously and excitedly with his movements much more rapid than yours, he rubbed himself over his jeans. It turned him on to see Ashton throw his head back at just the sight and feeling of your small hands wrapping themselves around his hard dick and your innocent smile shooting up to him. A surge of pride swelled through him because it was his girl that was making Ashton so weak.

Your hands took a hold of Ashton’s cock delicately, looking up at him through your eyelashes. Hearing him groan already just as your face moved closer to his length, you shot up a cute smile. It really had been a while if he was reacting like that just by your touch, or maybe it was just the situation that amplified all the pleasure. You would understand that as you felt like your panties were stuck to you due to the pooling wetness between your legs.

Your heart was thumping in your chest as you leaned forward, taking your boyfriend’s best friend’s cock in your mouth. You felt Ashton’s hands go straight to your hair, groaning. He couldn’t believe this was happening and neither could you.

You licked the slit at the head of his cock, making his hips buck involuntarily. Bobbing your head up and down on his length, you moaned against him, knowing just what the vibrations would do to him. Your tongue was flat against him and every time you pulled your mouth away, your hands were right there, moving circularly as you stroked him. Just like Michael liked it.

“Oh my…fuck.” Ashton’s words were like music to your ears.

You mouth moved faster and you glanced up at him to already find him staring down at you, his mouth open. When your eyes met, his eyes shut at the pleasure of it all. He never considered himself to have the same tastes as Michael. But as he saw you there, leaning forward so that your ass was sticking out behind you, his dick in your mouth, but with still the most innocent eyes he had ever seen, he couldn’t help but understand what Michael had seen in you. It was hot, to see you still have that good girl appearance while simultaneously doing something so filthy. A sick desire to make you cry for him overtook him, to rid you of any semblance of purity as he did the dirtiest things he could imagine to you.

You pushed yourself deeper onto him, your mouth taking his entire length until the tip of his dick hit the back of your throat. You pulled away, breathless, watching his spit covered dick before you did it again. You repeated this until Ashton accidentally thrusted into your mouth, making you gag and pull your mouth off of him in a hurry.

“Watch it.” Michael growled from behind you, to which Ashton nodded rapidly.

“S-sorry.”

But it didn’t deter you. In fact, you went right back to put him in your mouth, like you craved it. Having his room right next to Michael meant he overheard a lot. One of the things he heard that he never quite understood was Michael calling you a whore. Before, he never understood why. You were a good girl. But as he watched you giggle as you sucked his dick like a lollipop, popping him out of your mouth, before going back to taking his entire length in your throat, he understood. You were a cock hungry slut.

Your ass was facing Michael directly. Michael, who had freed his cock from his jeans and was stroking it freely at the sight in front of him. At the sight of his girlfriend deepthroating his best friend. His hips bucked up to his hands. This was so much hotter than he could’ve imagined.

“Pull her hair.” He commanded Ashton, knowing exactly what you liked.

Ashton looked hesitant at first before following Michael’s guidance. His fingers gather your hair before pulling, gently at first and then harder when he heard (or felt, rather) your delighted moan.

The sight in front of him made Michael giddy. The way he felt in control as he watched his own personal porn video was a feeling he could get addicted to. His hand stroked his dick faster as you gagged deliciously around Ashton’s cock. He loved those sounds and he loved the view he had of your ass displayed so willingly to him.

“That’s enough, baby girl.” He called out and felt a sick satisfaction when you immediately obeyed him, pulling your mouth away to look back at him, your hand still stroking Ashton’s wet dick at an even pace. He saw the way Ashton’s face was contorted, how close he was to his finish but he wanted to show you off just a bit more before everything came to an end. “Let’s show him just how good your pussy is.”

Both he and Ashton watched as you stood up, letting your miniskirt (which wasn’t doing much to cover you anyway) and panties drop to the floor, your shirt and bra joined them not long after as your tits bounced when freed.

Ashton’s mouth hung open, his eyes trailing your perfect body. Michael groaned himself, feeling the primal need to go to you, to fuck you, to mark you as his. But he refrained. No, he wanted Ashton to experience you, to make him see what Michael had that he didn’t.

So, as Ashton pulled his own t-shirt over his head, you turned back to Michael, waiting for instructions like the obedient whore you were. Michael nodded in permission to you, “Go ahead, ride him.”

To which you smiled, nodding. The thought of you having sex with Ashton didn’t bother him nearly as much as it should have. Maybe it would if he was completely sober. Instead, the thought of seeing his girl show off her body and everything Michael had taught you made his already hard dick painfully harder.

Ashton slouched back on the couch, giving you room to set your legs on each side of his body. He was holding his breath, still in awe that this was actually happening. He was really going to fuck his best friend’s girl.

Slowly, you lowered yourself onto Ashton, moaning when you felt him enter you and gasping out entirely when you bottomed out, taking him in completely. Your hands were on his shoulders and your thighs touched his. He wasn’t as big as Michael was but it felt good nonetheless.

Ashton groaned, grabbing your hips as he felt your tightness. You were the tightest pussy he’s fucked, which was weird considering how many times he knew you and Michael had sex. But he didn’t think much on it, just enjoyed the feeling of your walls hugging him. His hold on your hips were more to help you move but you were the one who controlled the pace and he was happy to let you, knowing that he was lucky this was even happening in the first place.

He wasn’t going to press his luck by fucking up into you suddenly like he wanted. He knew everything that was happening was going to be dictated by Michael; his orders and his permission.

“Oh my God.” You moaned.

Your pace wasn’t slow or fast but as you got into it, as the thought of Michael, your boyfriend, watching you fuck Ashton really processed in your mind, you began to move faster. Your moans became quicker and more desperate. The feeling of Ashton’s cock going in and out of you and the taboo of the situation was making you feel frenzied.

“That’s right, go faster. Show him what a good girl you can be.” Michael’s voice was level but his hand was stroking himself quicker. “You like letting Ashton fuck you while your boyfriend watches?”

It was too much. Everything was too hot. You nodded, closing your eyes as your head was thrown back in ecstasy, “Yes…yes. Fuck, I do, daddy.”

It wasn’t directed to him. Ashton knew that. But it was so hot.

“Good, enjoy it because it won’t happen again.”

Your face completely overwhelmed with pleasure, the sound of skin slapping as his balls hit your ass with how deep his cock was driving into you. It was like an overload to his system and he couldn’t help but thrust up into you, fast and rough.

The way you screamed out when he did so indicated just how much you liked it. When you screamed out his name, he nearly came right then and there. His grip on your hips tightened as he watched your face when his thrusts became more punctuated. Moaning, he shifted his hips at an angle, to get to the one spot he knew would make you weak.

Michael watched intently at the two moaning figures in front of him. The way he was able to control the two of you did wonders for him. In fact, as he watched Ashton’s face contort in pleasure and watch the way you pussy stretched to engulf his dick, it was one of the most erotic things he’d ever seen. He joked about letting Ashton fuck you or join the two of you every so often but the real thing was better than he could possibly imagine. He was sure he wouldn’t last long as he watched you desperately hump his friend.

Michael spit on his palm before going back to work on his dick. He could hear the sound of your wetness as Ashton’s dick drove into you. He wasn’t sure what was doing it more for him: the actual visual of what was currently happening, the fact that all of you knew he was still in charge even if he was just watching or the sounds of your beautiful moans.

He watched your bare body move up and down expertly, your breasts bouncing with you temptingly. He felt his mouth start to water.

Ashton was entranced as well. His hands reached up but stopped just short of touching you. His eyes traveled to Michael quickly, just catching his singular nod before he took your tits in his hands, squeezing them as you closed your eyes at the feeling.

“Choke her.” Michael called out to Ashton. It was what he wanted to do himself, he wanted to get up and choke you, slap you and call you what you were: his bitch.

But he let Ashton have his moment. He wouldn’t let him do everything Michael would do, he couldn’t possibly let him degrade you in that form. But he could give a little to make his friend happy.

And boy did it make him happy. Ashton’s hands went up to your neck immediately, choking you enjoyably. You couldn’t appreciate his hands like you could Michael’s. They were bare, devoid of tattoos and it made it seem like it was missing something. But they did the job nevertheless. The pleasure of him fucking you was amplified tenfold when part of your oxygen was cut off. You felt it tingling your fingers, your head, your feet. In fact, you were almost shaking when he wrapped his free arm around your waist, holding you still.

Michael was moaning out loud, watching. His hips thrusted desperately against his own hand, watching you get pleasured. “Fuck her like she’s a toy. She likes that, don’t you? You dirty fucking slut.”

With Michael’s permission, he thrusted into you at his pace. It was a bruising pace, one where he only had one goal and that was to get himself off and find his release. Somehow, the knowledge that he saw you and was treating you like just a warm pussy he was using made you feverish with lust. It was so wrong but you’d never wanted Ashton as much as you did in that moment. You wanted to prove to him that you could get him to where he wanted and make Michael proud that his girl was the one to do it.

“Fuck, that’s good, Y/N.” Ashton grunted, his face hard as he focused entirely on you and the pleasure. He couldn’t believe just how good you were at this.

So when you clenched your walls around his cock and began moving yourself against him, stopping every so often to grind onto him, you were panting wildly, feverishly.

“You’re cock’s so good, Ash. Fuck me harder.” You leaned down so your face was directly next to his.

Ashton’s eyes widened, looking over your shoulder to watch Michael, who was still jacking off. You’d gotten your dirty mouth from Michael. And Michael’s grin was enough to prove it.

Ashton watched your face as his thrusts got rougher, “You like that?”

At your silent nod, Ashton’s hand pressed harder around your throat, his other going down to your inner thighs and slapping them roughly. But it just made your arch your back and moan louder. Making Ashton wonder just what Michael had done to you to make you go from a quiet virgin to this.

With your face so close, Ashton had instinctively moved to kiss you, to press his lips against your softer, fuller ones. But he was stopped cold by Michael’s warningly low voice.

“You can’t kiss her.” His eyes were glaring and Ashton didn’t dare to try to challenge him on it.

Ironically, it was too intimate. While Michael didn’t mind you having sex with Ashton, knowing it would mean nothing, knowing you would always come back to him, Michael knew kissing was something that signified more to you. And so, he was the only one that could kiss you. No one else.

Ashton’s hands let go of your neck and instead went up to gather your hair again. He pulled at your hair, harder and harder, watching your face with as it evolve further in pleasure.

When you came around him, he felt you shake against his arms, your pussy closing in around him at each spasm. It was an intense orgasm and he was sure it was because of lurid situation. Michael groaned behind you, hips stuttering against his hand, cumming all over his hands and stomach. The sight of the love of his life cumming around Ashton’s cock set him off. Even when apart, you both came together in unison, you were so in sync with each other.

You clenched around him one more time before he groaned out, “I’m gonna cum.” He looked up at you as you kept riding him as if you didn’t care that you were overstimulating yourself (which you didn’t, all you wanted was to please Ashton and make Michael proud) and then to Michael helplessly.

Michael shook his head, “Don’t cum inside her.” That was only for him.

So Ashton nodded, obediently, something Michael was surprised pleased him as much as it did; Even the man his who just finished fucking his girlfriend knew who was in charge.

Ashton picked your small frame up, off of his dick and next to him on the couch. Instead, he pumped himself a few times before the strings of his cum erupted onto the black couch he was sitting on. He creamed all over the seat and couch’s backboard, groaning loudly as he did so, “Shit, Y/N.”

You giggled delightedly next to him, your legs spread as you laid on your back, fucked out. You had no energy to stand up or even move much. Your cum was slowly trickling out of your used pussy.

Michael smirked, tucking himself back in his pants. “How did my girl feel?”

Ashton looked at him in wonder, “She was absolutely fucking amazing, holy fuck. She’s so tight.”

You felt a deep set happiness at the prideful glint in Michael’s eyes when he looked over your naked and glistening body next to his best friend.

“I know.”

You watched Ashton with sleepy eyes, “Feel better?”

Ashton had forgotten all about what he had been talking about before everything. So he laughed when he remembered. “Hell yeah I do. I can’t believe that just happened.”

Michael stood up to his towering height and handed Ashton the blunt that he had put out a while ago. He went to the fridge to get a beer, patting Ashton’s shoulder on his way.

“No problem dude, if it got you to stop whining.”

You took a hold of Ashton’s hand soothingly, “Anything for you, Ash.”

#5sos smut #michael clifford smut #ashton irwin smut #michael clifford x reader #ashton irwin x reader #bad boy smut #bad boy michael

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britishchick09 · 3 years

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my little pony: a new generation livewatch

what’s even better than livewatches being back after 2 months? mlp g5 being here!!! i haven’t watched g4 since the midway point of season 6, but i’ve kept up with all the pony news on equestria daily. at first i wasn’t too excited about g5, but since more clips and info have come out, i’m pumped to get the party started! :D

the orchestra is beautiful! very disney :D

IZZY BALL!!!! :D

HOLY FRICK TWI??????? :O

YAAAAAS!!!!! :D

i bet this is the show sunny watched as a foal! :D

twilight: “we’re the guardians of friendship! with the power of our friendship we will...” pinkie: “spread love!” flutters: “give hugs :)” rarity: “FRY BRAINS!” this is so sailor mo- WAIT WHAT DID RARES SAY????

did this just turn into a pony.mov video? or propaganda?

aww they’re playing!! :D

i didn’t expect sprout to be here!

OMG HITCH DEFEND SUNNY GEEZ

sprout wants to play pegasus bbq WUT

sprout kicked the rainbow dash doll RUDE

phyllis: ”you’re brainwashing their minds!” argyle: “it’s called research, phillys. and by the way, i leave all the brainwashing to you!” OHHHH NOT YET DEAD DAD JUST ROASTED HER!!!! :D

sprout wants to ‘keep everypony in line’ when he’s sheriff BOI

aww sunny wants her dad to see the unicorns and pegasi with her! :’)

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!!! :D

not even 5 minutes in and there’s feels!

twilight is ‘as bright as the sun’! :D

besties! :D

SUNNY SAID ‘PEGASUSES’ AWWWW!!!!!! :D

beautiful! :D

argyle: “one day, we’ll figure it out... together :)” OMG FEELS :’(

OMG THEY SAID ‘HOOF TO HEART’!!!! :’(

argyle: “good night, my little pony :)” roll credits! :D

sunny to her mane 6 toys: “good night, friends.” OMG!!!! :’)

things have changed around here! :o

sunny’s hair is like anna’s bed head! :D

argyle’s death is sadder than most disney parent deaths and it’s just implied! :(

awww sunny said ‘wish me luck!’ to her dad’s photo! :)

ooh she’s a skater! :D

and this song is pretty cool! :D

sprout’s still alive :/

GEEZ HE JUST STOLE SOMEPONY’S DRINK!!! >:(

izzy? :o

;)

yay! :D

OMG THAT LONG NOTE THO!!!! :o

hey it’s hitch! :D

he’s sheriff! :D

aww he’s a critter magnet! :D

hitch: “give me some space.” the critters: *move half an inch* lol! :D

aww sunny and him have a hoofshake! :D

oh sprout’s a deputy :/

sunny tries to sneak into a show every year! :o

;)

canterlogic guy: “got any questions?” random pony: “where are the smoothies?” guy: “can’t answer that one.” lol! :D

it’s the show with propaganda devices! :o

rip balloon guy :/

hitch: “yikes, that’ll be a lot of paperwork.” omg lol!

THIS ISN’T YOUR DAY SUNNY

sunny: “let’s lend a hoof-“ *machine locks her in* “...that’s not what i meant.” lol :D

sunny trying to speak her mind while being trapped in a device tho!

DID SUNNY JUST SAY ‘EAT MY AAAAAAASS?’ :O

phyllis: “how do you think we should solve this? with hugs and cupcakes?” crowd: *laughs* pinkie pie’s about to go into a rage with that one...

omg sunny broke too many laws to count! :o

yeah sunny’s right hitch could be a good pony influence! :D

hitch: “all that unity stuff was just a foal’s bedtime story made up by your dad.” and a best selling tv show for foals in our world! :)

aww poor sunny! :’(

sunny: “...i wish you were here dad.” SAME :(

omg running ponies! :o

IZZYY!!!!! :D

izzy: “is everypony playing hide and seek? i see you!” aww! :D

hitch: “your kid is safe now ma’am!” pony: “...this isn’t my kid!” lol! :D

izzy’s never seen the sea! :D

sunny: “earth ponies hate unicorns!” izzy: “really? that seems a bit harsh!” yeah it does!

aww izzy’s skipping! :D

oh no she was captured in a box! :o

SHE PRESSED THE RED BUTTON! :o

izzy: “bye! it was nice to meet you all!” aww :D

hitch: “to the lighthouse!” sprout: *locks himself in the box* “oh no, i appear to be trapped!” hitch: “you’ve got to be kidding me.” lol :D

a smol bean! :D

aww sunny’s fangirling! :D

she has so many questions! :D

izzy’s a great balancer! :D

hitch: “you’re completely surrounded!” *he and sprout are the only ponies there* lol! :D

izzy: *sniff sniff sniiiiiiff* sunny: “what are you doing..?” izzy: “you don’t smell!” sunny: “thanks! ...wait what?” lol! :D

izzy’s so cute!!! :D

ooh izzy and sunny have a song! :D

besties! :D

this sounds so 80s! :D

pretty scenery! :D (and balloon guy in the background!)

aww!!! :D

don’t arrest sunny, hitch!

sprout has pizza! :o

unimpressed :/

THAT SMIRK THO

hitch wants sprout to ‘keep the peace’ while he’s gone... hans much?

HITCH HAS ABS AND A PAID OFF MORTGAGE???

phyllis called sprout ‘sugarcube’! :o

sprout a literally foal child :/

omg sunny and izzy are in trouble! :o

and they’re in az! :o

zipp fab af! :D

wait how is she flying without magic?

she sounds kind of like rainbow dash! :o

zipp: “don’t tell them you saw me.” izzy: “there’s no way we couuuld we don’t even know your naaaame!” lol! :D

cuties! :D

so many moods! :D

the guard collects sneakers?

:D :D

check out the sony, cbs and t-mobile parodies! :D

ooh a royal celebration! :o

news host: “an excursive vid from pipp!” a news anchor saying ‘VID’???

look at those emojis! :o

aww izzy saying pipp’s slogan! :D

the queen’s...

a fluff ball???

there’s FAB, FAB AF and... fab phone addict!

cutie pipp! :D

aww cutie izzy! :D

zipp’s like ‘no no!’ and izzy just wipes her smile away lol :D

queen haven sounds like rarity!

queen haven: “nopony must know they’re here!” pipp: *INSTANTLY LIVESTREAMS IT* BOI

the guard took sunny’s book! :o

sprout calls his mom ‘mommy’... :/

sprout: *flings open the door* citizens! *door close* “AHHH!!!” lol! :D

somepony: “we want a real sheriff!” same!

ew sprout has a song :/

WITH HEAVY METAL YO

and NAZI IMAGERY WTF

BE PREPAAAAARED!!!!!!

PIPP PERFUME AD???

wowza! :o

and it’s playing on a big tv in the jail room! 101 much??

more like room 202 wowza! :o

zipp is here! :D

sunny: “i’m sunny!” izzy: “and i’m izzy moooonbooow!” lol! :D

the unicorns losing their magic ‘changes things’! :o

zipp has the journal! :D

their smiles though! :D

aww it was sunny’s dad’s journal! :/

zipp recognizes the star! :o

here comes pipp!

pipp’s here ‘for the content’ BOI

only royals can fly? zipp doesn’t seem so sure about that...

yay zipp unlocked them! :D

eyyy! ;D

aww hitch is beloved! :D

hitch is such a detective! :D

cutie bunnies!!!!! :D

BELOVED!!!! :D

hitch LOOK BEHIND YOU AT THE AWESOME MUGS!!!!

hitch: *smirk* “gotcha ;)”

zipp: “watch your step!” sunny and izzy: *fall* lol! :D

zipp found maritime bay and bridlewood maps! :o

wonderbolts! :o

zipp’s been faking flying? :o

WIRES AND LIGHTING???

wheee!!!! :D

she’s so happy! :)

omg twilight! :o

sunny: “oh my stars!” oms! :o

there are crystals!

beautiful lighting! :D

izzy: “we’ve gotten, like, a bazillion crystals in bridlewood!” wowza! :o

queen haven sings her own version of the mlp theme in the shower! :o

zipp is a spy at a pasta store! :o

press: “princess zipp! are you wearing-“ she’s not wearing anything tho...

press 2: “where’s the bathroom?” lol! :D

ooh a crown swap! :o

zipp: “swapping the crown will be easy breezie!” breezies! :o

zipp is gonna be queen since she’s older!

lies = safety in modern equestria... :/

pipp sounds like a modern pop star!

oh no the doggie suspects something! :o

OMG HITCH! :o

pipp’s song sounds like a blackpink song now! :o

aww hitch is wiggling! :D

oh no the power flickered out! :o

i think pipp was lip syncing since her voice cut out a bit!

lol hitch is singing! :D

oh no the wires have been exposed! :o

save her zipp! zipp: *doesn’t save her sis* ...oh :/

izzy: ‘her mom is the queen!” hitch to zipp: “you’re a princess?” zipp: “oh so the sheriff just became a detective.” lol :D (and how does she know he’s a sheriff?)

QUEEN HAVEN’T BEEN ARRESTED FOR BEING A PHONY PONY BALONEY!!! :o

and they lost the crown? NOOO-

oh thanks pissed off pipp! :D

oh no the princesses are gonna be arrested! :o

pipp’s voice crack is so cute! :D

the mane 5 is here!!! :D

hitch: “but i’m a sheriiiiff!” but you’re a mr. whiny pants!

construction isn’t going well in maritime bay...

OMG SPROUT SOUNDS LIKE DARTH VADER WHYYY

oh he’s just sipping a soda :/

phyllis: “oh dear. somepony’s getting a big head.” yeah you think?

zipp and pipp aren’t going through a good time right now but at least the scenery is beautiful! :D

hitch lost his badge! :o

izzy: “if you ask me, that badge was creating an unhealthy power dynamic! *sings guitar music*” lol :D

omg! :o

sunny: “once we find the crystal, you’ll get your magic back, you’ll have your fans and you’ll put me in custody!” lol :D

izzy knocked down a tree and saved the day! :D

it’s him! :D

zipp: “need some backup, sherrif?” hitch: “i’ve got it!” *barely makes a spark with some twigs* lol :D

cuties! :D

zipp called hitch ‘dude’! :D

aww izzy doesn’t want to leave her friends :(

OMG IZZY FOUND SUNNY’S MESSAGE!!!! :D

aww ‘hoof to heart’ :’)

hitch wants to do his part! :D

hitch: “the unicorn forest sounds pretty magical!” the forest: “is dark and scary* lol!

izzy’s house is stunning! :D

aww she calls it ‘la villa izzy’! :D

what a cool house! :D

the music machine plays the mlp theme!! :D

woah! :o

pipp: “i so wish i had livestreamed that!” sigh... :/

izzy’s song!!! :D

cutie!! :D

this song is so catchy! :D

smiley gals!!!! :D

lol! :D

hitch tho! :D

izzy rap!! :D

epic! B)

‘if we fail we’ll go to prison’ is really a line in the song lol! :D

the scenery! :D

izzy: “crystals! crystals! cryyystals!” lol! :D

people are depressed af around here! :o

british foal: “yoooou said a bad word! bing bong bing bong!” lol how random! :D

why is mayo a bad word tho?

they’re doing to a crystal dealer!

rubik’s cube! :o (it was also on the sheriff’s desk in maritime bay!)

and that pony is named alphabittle!

alphabittle: “deep talk for a little pony.” sunny: “you’ll find i’m average height,” lol! :D

omg he wants a dance off! :o

pipp: “feel the rhythm take you over! you feeling it?” sunny: “i’m feeling it!” DO YOU FEEL IT NOW, MR. KRABS???

epic! :D

yay she won! :D

OMG NO SHE DOESN’T GET THE CRYSTAL???

OMG hitch just said mayo! :o

they escaped tho! :D

QUEEN HAVEN???

and hitch’s badge! :D

queen haven wants them to ‘spin the story’ BOI

oh no queen haven and alphabittle are fighting over the crystals! :o

alphabittle threatens to use his powers but he doesn’t have magic?

sunny: “stop! you don’t have magic!” random pony: “bing bong!” lol! :D

omg...

aww cuties! :D

aaaaand......

it doesn’t work :/

maybe because there needs to be an earth pony crystal or a twilight star?

aww poor sunny :(

she’s about to cry!!! :’(

:’(

hitch: “i guess this is goodbye... friends.” zipp: “better hurry... sheriff.” :’‘(

sunny didn’t fix the crooked photo of her dad!!! :(

no she put her mane 6 figures away!!! :(

circle??? :o

the lights!!!! :D

CIRCLE??? :O

!!!!!!!!!

maritime bay hasn’t been treated too kindly i see! :o

oh no evil fireworks! :o

everyone has the unicorn mind hats on! :o

sprout is being treated like royalty now GREEEEAAAAT

and there’s more nazi imagery with that big mural of him!

sprout: “citizens of-“ *mural of him falls* lol! :D

the citizens didn’t want to fight in the first place! :D

OMG HE HAS AN EVIL LAUGH NOOOO

OMG ROBOT???

even phyllis thinks this is overdone! same mommy!

yay they’re reunited! :D

queen haven: “we need to get home!” alphabittle: “before we’re all jinxed!” queen haven: “excuse me, do you see my mouth still a-talking?” lol! :D

queen haven called sprout a ‘big robot pony’ lol :D

they need to stop it with magic! :D

sprout: “OH NO YOU DON”T” sassy man!

aww zipp has hitch’s back! :D

OMG SPROUT CRACKED THE LIGHTHOUSE??? :o

omg pipp and izzy fell! :o

queen haven saved alphabittle! :D

phyllis: “sprout! let’s put the toy away!” sprout: “mom, i’m in the middle of something!” lol! :D

HE WAS ABOUT TO RUN HIS MOMMY OVER!!!! :o

OMG THE LIGHT HOUSE IS CRUMBLING!!!!

omg! :o

aaaand it didn’t work! :o

magic of friendship it’s your tur-

OMG THE CRYSTALS ARE FALLING!!!! :o

THE LIGHTHOUSE IS FALLIIIIING!!!!!! :o

everyone’s still alive though!

sunny: “it’s not the crystals that need to be brought together...” it’s us?

“it’s us!” knew it!! :D

yay choose friendship and love! :D

aww queen haven fixed the picture!

and so did alphabittle!

and phyllis!!! :D

uh guys what’s that over there...?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAS!!!!!! :D

SONIC RAINBOOM!!!! :o

magic is back!!!!!! :D

they can fly!!!! :D

sunny’s flying with the princesses! :D

the unicorns are back! :D

the pegasi’s wings have such a pretty glow! :D

beautiful sunny! ♥

alphabittle says ‘hi there buddy’ to a little foal! :D

sprout: “mommy, was i a good sheriff?” phyllis: “oh look a flying dog!” lol! :D

hitch: “you did it sunny.” sunny: “no... we did it... together!” yas!!! :D

the gang’s all here!!! :D

izzy: “now we never have to be apart!” yay!!! :D

aww they all did ‘hooves to hearts’! :D ♥♥♥♥♥

balloon guy is back! :D

balloon guy: “hey guys! what did i miss?” *turns around and sees the mane 5* *SCREAAAAM!!!!!* lol! :D

and that’s the end! :D

besides the end credits scene...

;)

so that was the mlp g5 movie! i loved it a lot more than i thought i would and it wasn’t kiddie like g3. it was a lot like g4! the connection between that and g5 is awesome! the characters were fun and the story was really interesting despite it being a typical hero’s journey. it reminded me so much of disney! i can’t wait to see what adventure sunny and her friends have in store! :D

#livewatch #i've loved most of what i've seen so far!#g5 let's gooo!!!! :D

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pupa-cinema · 3 years

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Happy Go Lucky Heads – 金太の大冒険(The Adventures of Kinta) - Lyrics English Translation

Each of the final lyrics of each verse holds a double entendre, so I'll include those in parentheses under! Kintama means balls, while 金太Kinta is a common male name. Put any appropriate word that begins with ma after Kinta and voila, you have something that rings inappropriate!

ある日金太が歩いていると Once upon a time, Kinta was walking along when he bumped into 美しいお姫様が逃げてきた A beautiful princess who was running away 悪い人に　ネエ　今おわれているの I’m being chased, oh my, by some bad guys お願い　金太　守って Please, Kinta, protect me 金太　守って　金太　守って Kinta, protect me, Kinta, protect me 金太　守って Kinta, protect me

（金太　守って = 金玉持って: Hold his balls in your hand）

しかし金太はけんかが弱く However, Kinta was a weak fighter 友達とやっても　負けてしまう Even when he fought with friends he would lose 腕力に自信のない金太君 Oh poor Kinta-kun with no confidence in his strength けんかはいつも　負けが多い He is always losing fights 金太　負けが多い　金太　負けが多い Kinta is always losing fights, Kinta is always losing fights 金太　負けが多い Kinta is always losing fights

（金太　負けが多い = 金玉毛が多い : Balls with lots of hair）

やがて悪人がやってきた But still the bad guys came along 身の丈2メートルもある大男 A giant with a body 2 meters tall 金太と悪人の大決戦 An epic brawl between Kinta and the bad guy 金太　負けるなとお姫様 Kinta, don’t you lose, the princess cried out 金太　負けるな　金太　負けるな Kinta, don’t you lose, Kinta, don’t you lose 金太　負けるな Kinta, don’t you lose

（金太　負けるな = 金玉蹴るな : Don’t kick his balls）

悪人は金太におそいかかる The bad guy pounced at Kinta 金太は思わず　とびのいた Without second thought Kinta leaped away アー　そこにあったのは大きな木 Ahh, there lied a big tree そのまわりを金太はグルグルまわりだす Kinta spun and spun around it 金太　回った　金太　回った Kinta spun, Kinta spun 金太　回った Kinta spun

（金太　回った = 金玉割った : Slice his balls）

悪人はいつか目をまわし Before long the bad guy's eyes became dizzy そのすきにお姫様と逃げだした He used that chance to dash away with the princess お姫様の美しさに金太君 Before the beauty of the princess, Kinta-kun’s- 目をパチパチまたたいた Eyes were dazzling and twinkling 金太　またたいた　金太　またたいた Kinta was dazzled, Kinta was dazzled 金太　またたいた Kinta was dazzled

（金太　またたいた = 金玉叩いた : Punch his balls）

しばらくゆくと二人は After a while the two realized おなかのすいたのに気がついた That they were starving フト見るとマスカットの木がはえている They caught a glimpse of a muscat tree 金太はナイフで切ったとさ So Kinta sliced them up with a knife 金太　マスカット　ナイフで切る Kinta sliced up the muscats with his knife 金太　マスカット　ナイフで切る Kinta sliced up the muscats with his knife 金太　マスカット　ナイフで切る Kinta sliced up muscats with a knife

（金太　マスカット　ナイフで切る = 金玉スカッとナイフで切る: Slice and dice the balls

おなかのふくれた二人は With the two of their stomachs stuffed さらに安全なマカオに行くことにした They decided to go to the even more safe city of Macau 行けども行けども　マカオは見えず They walked on and on, but still Macau wasn't in sight お姫様はイライラして　金太に聞いた The princess grew impatient, and asked Kinta ネエー金太　まだ　ネエー金太　まだ Oh Kintaaa, are we there yet, Kinta are we there yet 金太　まだ Kinta, are we there yet

（金太　まだ = 金玉だ: It's balls）

そうしているうちにも二人は Onward and onward the two went やっとのことでマカオに着いた Until they finally arrived in Macau 金太とお姫様はマカオに着いた Kinta and the princess arrived at Macau やっとのことでマカオに着いた They finally arrived at Macau 金太　マカオに着く　金太　マカオに着く Kinta arrives at Macau, Kinta arrives at Macau 金太　マカオに着く Kinta arrives at Macau

（金太　マカオに着く＝金玉顔に付く: Balls on your face）

マカオに着いた金太君 Now that Kinta-kun has arrived in Macau 知り合いのビルをたずねたとさ He asked around for information on his acquaintance's residence お姫様はそのビルを見て言ったとさ The princess saw his residence and said まあ金太わりとましなビルね Oh my, Kinta, it’s such an upstanding building まあ　金太　ましなビル　金太　ましなビル Oh my, Kinta, it’s such an upstanding building 金太　ましなビル Kinta, it’s such an upstanding building

（金太　ましなビル = 金玉萎びる: Balls shriveled up）

中にはいると誰もいない Upon their entry they found no one 伝言板にただひとこと書いてある Only a message written on a board 神田さんから金太君へのことづけで From Kanda-san to Kinta-kun 「金太　待つ　神田」と書いてある It read “Kinta, I’m waiting for you, Kanda” 金太　待つ　神田　金太　待つ　神田 Kinta, I’m waiting for you, Kanda 金太　待つ　神田 Kinta, I’m waiting for you, Kanda

（金太　待つ　神田＝金玉掴んだ Grab his balls）

御存じ　金太の大冒険 So the story goes, the adventures of Kinta これから先はどうなるか What ever could be lying in store for him ahead またの機会をごひいきに We’ll save that for next time それでは皆さんさようなら For now it’s goodbye everyone

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Footnotes: ● This is actually a cover of Tsuboinorio(つボイノリオ)'s song! Long since called "A representative song of Japan" and "A comic song", it was released in 1975. A bold debut, as that same year was when it made waves with its catchy tune and cursed wordplay! So much so it was banned from radio stations.. And history has now repeated itself 50 years later: not only are fans afraid to play it on the radio, Omedetai themselves even appear to be struggling. Their posts read "Now that our song has been released, our record company has been doing their best to promote us yet, for some reason no media outlets have been willing to hear our say... If you're with the media, please contact us at [email protected]." One day later... "We're still searching for any media outlets that would be willing to do a segment on our song, yet not one has even inquired us ><."

This email address looks.... I wonder what would happen if one were to send something...

● The music video was directed by Fujii Ryou! Who on twitter said "This is a cover of that famous song. In this time and age. Of all things. I stirred up a horrible video." Then posted a picture of a phallic rocket ship with the caption "The creation process of my worst creation. To lessen the load on myself and the work required for the cool spaceship Kinta takes on his adventures, I had erected this stiff model from pure scratch. Bending toilet paper and ping pong balls to my will.” He even made a pun himself... 大金を投じて normally means to pour a lot of money into something, 大金 literally meaning ‘big gold’ but.. kintama in JP is also literally ‘gold orbs’...

● https://twitter.com/omedeta_japan/status/1340960220063780864 As any word starting with "Ma", if followed after "Kinta", is wont to be heard as "Kintama", Omedetai have not let opportunities pass them by. They each made playlists dubbed "Kinta-my-list(Kintamairisuto)" (Mylist is the wasei-eigo word for playlist).

Sekihan's included Mariah Carey's famous Christmas song, among other western songs by artists who start with Ma. Each song with a sexual theme. 324's all western as well, but his themes are more emo, suiting his taste. Mito-juu and Mao's have a mix of J-pop and western, yet all songs are sure to have a title or artist who starts with Ma. While Poniki only has Aoi Usagihttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aoi_Usagi. As it's the theme song for 'Kinka of the stars'... Fans are invited to make a playlist of their own, and a chosen winner will win the title of "KintaMeistar"! A pun on the word ‘meistar’.

● https://twitter.com/omedeta_japan/status/1340513940644610048 The members seen recording backup vocals. Shouting 'Kintama' for the sake of emboldening the brazen.

● KintaMarathon In promotion of the song they hosted a campaign asking for people to listen to the song for a cumulative 42.195 hours, the same number of miles there is in a marathon. Screenshot and send in your playtime for a chance to win a signed Adventures of Kinta record.

● https://lineblog.me/omedeta/archives/9435022.html Mito-juu blog post. "We took to this challenge with utmost solemnity. Before the song you see today took form, we had taken the song apart and put it back together countless times until we got it right. The recording phase was nothing to scoff at either. A single concept album. A story told on a single stage. It was truly a challenge to stuff it all into one single song. I think I drummed more than just one or two songs worth for this.

For the music video we managed to scout out the like-minded fellow named Fujii Ryuu. When he presented the drafts, then the blueprints, then the final piece to us... Each time I went "This is it!" as I was practically making a victory pose in my head. It's thanks to Fujii Ryuu that we were able to create something so amazing. I say that with confidence.

I hope those who listen to this song will smile and laugh. I hope those who watch this MV will smile and laugh. I hope it serves as something of a release from stress.

I'm going on a bit now but I do hope it may serve as a fortunate encounter for you. If so, then it was more than worth making.

I hope you can get a good laugh out of it, that would make me more than happy.

#happy heads naniyori #オメでたい頭でなにより #lyrics

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colbybrocksmolder · 5 years

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Arizona – Colby Brock x Reader PART 3/3 [BLURB]

[PART 1] [PART 2]

“MIKE!” Colby yelled from his room where he was currently setting up for the video.

“Yessir!” Mike popped his head in the door.

“I want the thumbnail to be you putting me in a headlock.” Colby laughed.

Mike popped his knuckles, walking towards Colby. “It would be my pleasure.” He’d put on a serious voice.

“Oh, shit. Never mind.” Colby leaned away from Mike, laughing.

“You two are ridiculous.” You laughed from the doorway.

Mike glanced at the camera to make sure the red recording light was on and tackled Colby onto the bed, pulling him into a headlock. “Don’t lie. You love us.” Your brother laughed, Colby flipping him over.

“Yeah, well…you can’t pick who you love.” You said in a dramatic sigh.

Colby looked over at you with a shocked look on his face giving Mike the chance to pull him into another hold. The two boys wrestled around for a few minutes before almost knocking the camera over. “Oh, shit!” Colby dashed to catch the falling tripod. “I’m pretty sure there’s a thumbnail somewhere in there.” He laughed, setting the camera straight.

“That whole thing needs to be at the end of your video.” Mike laughed, straightening his clothes.

“Oh, 100%.” Colby agreed, looking over at you. “Are you nervous?” he asked, sitting back down on the bed.

“Just because I don’t normally do this.” You said, pointing to the camera. “But not because of what we’re going to say.”

Colby nodded, understanding. “That makes sense. I wouldn’t worry about it too much, though. I think you’re going to be a natural.” He smiled, looking over at Mike who was settling down next to him. “You ready?”

“Very.” Mike smirked.

*GIRLFRIEND TAG! (not clickbait) [SERIOUSLY – this isn’t clickbait]*

The video opened with Mike and Colby sitting next to each other on the edge of Colby’s bed. They stayed silent just staring at the camera for a few seconds. Mike looked mad and Colby looked scared.

“Coooolllbyyyyy?” Mike said in a scolding voice, staring into the camera.

Colby’s eyes widened. “Yeah?”

“What did you do?” Mike looked over at him.

“I…I uh, I asked a girl out…” he said, acting like he was afraid to answer.

“What girl, Colby?” Mike pressed, crossing his arms and flexing.

“Umm…Her name is Y/n.” Colby answered, making sure to look anywhere but Mike or the camera.

“And how did you meet Y/n?” Mike started leaning over Colby in an intimidating manner.

“In Arizona?” Colby ducked, shrinking away from Mike.

“And who is she?” Mike asked, turning to stare back into the lens.

Colby turned to look up at Mike, squeezing his eyes shut before answering. “Your sister.”

Mike threw his arms up and yelled in an excited voice. “Colby and my sister are dating!”

Colby busted out laughing, clapping and falling back on the bed for a second. He sat back up. “I know you’re like the goofiest dude I know, but you can still be so scary.” Colby laughed.

“It runs in the family.” Mike snarked, looking over at where you were standing off camera.

“I am not scary!” you answered, Colby making a ‘really?’ face at you before turning back to Mike. “So, is there anything you want to say before I bring Y/n in?”

“Umm…welcome to the family?” Mike teased, half tackling Colby to the bed in a hug. “But seriously” he said, turning to the camera. “All of the Sam and Colby fans welcomed me into the Trap House friend group with open arms. Hell, the reason I’ve been able to keep making music and quit my day job is because of the same people watching this video. Y/n’s been my rock since we were little kids. She’s literally the best person I know and seeing these two together, you’re gonna get it. It’ll make sense. Just give her a chance.” He nodded, looking over at Colby.

“Thanks, brother.” Colby said, hugging him before Mike stood and pushed you towards where he was just sitting. “Here she is.” Colby was laughing looking at the terrified look on your face. He grabbed your hand and pulled you to sit next to him, his arm around your waist from behind.

You sat down and covered your cheeks with your hands for a second, gaining some composure. “Okay. I got this. We’re good.” You smiled over at him, closing your eyes when he leaned in to kiss your cheek.

“Yes, ladies and gentlemen. This is not clickbait. I’m no longer a single, lonely, emo boy.” He joked, looking over at you. “Like you heard in our little opening skit, this is Mike’s sister, Y/n.”

You waved to the camera. “Hola.” You looked back over at Colby seeing him staring back at you. “Oh, God. We’re so awkward.” You laughed.

Colby shrugged. “That’s okay.” He said, leaning in to kiss you. He turned back to the camera. “OKAY! I tweeted out earlier to you guys asking for girlfriend/boyfriend tag questions and we’re going to answer a few of them.”

“What’s the first one?” you asked, looking down at his phone. “Ooo, that’s a good one. It says, ‘Where and when was our first kiss?’”

“MIKE!” Colby yelled, laughing. “We need you one more time.”

“What’s up?” Mike said, ducking down into frame.

Colby held his phone up so Mike could read the question, laughing at the dramatic face he made. “This bitch kissed my own sister in front of me before even telling me he liked her!”

“You act like that was the dramatic part.” You laughed. “Mike jumped over my kitchen island, chased Colby around my dining room, out the back door, and then tackled him into the pool.” You explained to the camera.

“He wasn’t actually mad.” Colby clarified. “He kind of played match maker, actually. I found out later he literally invited me to see if we’d hit it off.”

“Sneaky bitch.” You said, sticking your tongue out a Mike.

“I’ll take that as a ‘thank you’”, Mike laughed, going back to the living room.

“Our first kiss was actually kind of cute, though.” You turned to Colby.

“It was.” He agreed. “I was terrified to kiss her, but I told her I really wanted to. She started listing all of the reasons It wasn’t worth it INCLUDING the fact that Mike was literally staring at us.”

“He surprised me.” You said, fixing a stray section of his hair. “He looked like he was going to walk away, but then I heard him say ‘it’s worth it’…he tasted like Jack Daniels.”

Colby blushed. “It was definitely worth it.” He said, looking back down at his phone. “Okay, next question…What were your first impressions of each other? You go first.”

“Mine is kind of in two parts. Mike had talked about you before I actually met you.” You explained, turning to the camera. “I knew that he was a good friend, laid back, a good listener. My brother was very grateful for Colby. Mike and I talk a lot, so I heard about it.”

Colby smiled over at you. “What’s the other part?”

“The phone call in the car. You said ‘my momma taught me better than that’ and I kind of melted a little. It was adorable.” You blushed, ducking your head for a moment.

“She called me country boy all week.” Colby said to the camera. “I guess my first impression started with the phone call, too. You sassed Mike and called me sweetie, I think.” He laughed. “but honestly, it was seeing how you took care of everyone the next few days that solidified it. I thought you were very…” He looked around, trying to find the right word in his head. “You made me feel very comfortable.”

“I’m glad.” You rested your hand on his leg, squeezing his knee.

“You pick the next question.” He said, covering your hand with his.

“Hmmm…Okay, here. ‘When did each of you know you actually liked the other?’” you read.

“Easy.” He said, turning to the camera. “I had a little crush on her from the moment I met her…but what made me realize I was in deep was the night I drunkenly stumbled into her like, art studio area. I was not having a good night and she made me sit down and talk. Actually…” he stood and walked over to where the necklace you had made him was hanging, grabbing it and joining you back on the bed. “She made me this that night. I was just super in my own head and I felt dumb for being so upset about some stuff I was dealing with and she just… She was so loving and genuine. And she actually listened. She made me feel like my frustrations were valid and that I deserved better.” He shrugged. “It ended up being the best night of the whole trip.” He smiled over at you.

You tried inconspicuously wiping the tears that threatened to fall at any moment, but when Colby saw your watery eyes, he pulled you to him. “You’re not allowed to put me crying in the video.” You laughed, taking a deep breath and making sure your tears were gone.

“Oh, it’s going in there.” He laughed, wiping his thumb over a spot you missed.

“Brat.” You smiled at him, turning towards the camera. “I definitely fell for him that same night.” You nodded your head in agreement. “We had a good long talk while I made that necklace. I didn’t think he’d ever actually want to date me, but I was happy I had met him.” You looked over at the soft smile on Colby’s face. “You’ve got a good heart.”

“This video started out funny and now it’s just cute and gooey.” He laughed.

“Pick the next question.” You said, laughing.

“Here’s an easy one.” He said. “How long have you known each other?”

“Three weeks? Almost four?” you said, raising your eyebrow in question.

“Holy shit. Yeah. It feels like so much longer.” Colby laughed.

“It does.” You agreed. “Okay, this one is cute. ‘What are your nicknames for each other?’”

Colby lifted his finger to point at the space on the screen where he would put a screenshot of his tweet. “She calls me Kansas.”

“I do.” You smiled. “And country boy, sometimes. I don’t think you have one for me, though.” You said, trying to think of one.

“Not really. I always answer the phone with ‘hey beautiful’, but I don’t know if that counts.” He agreed. “I have her as Mamacita in my phone.” Colby laughed.

You laughed. “Hearing you try to pronounce any Spanish word makes me laugh.” You said, handing him his phone so he could find another question.

The two of you answered a few more questions, sharing a few more funny moments and a few squishy ones.

“I think that about wraps this up.” Colby said, pulling you to lean into his side. “I know that a lot of you guys are going to be confused when you realize this video really isn’t clickbait.” He laughed. “You guys know that I’ve never introduced a girl as anything more than a friend, so this is new territory for all of us. I just…I want you guys to know that I’m really happy. If I didn’t actually think that this was real and going to last, then I never would have made this video.” He looked down at you. “Anything you want to add?”

“I don’t really know what to say.” You laughed. “I guess I want them to know that I love you. And that I understand that I’m this new scary stranger to them.”

“Guys, that’s the second time she’s said she loves me today.” He teased you, talking to the camera. You hid your face behind your hands. “I love you, too.” He said, kissing your forehead.

“I didn’t even think about it.” You laughed, leaning up to kiss his lips. “I guess it just felt right.”

“It does, doesn’t it?” he nodded, turning back to the camera. “Guys, if there are any videos you want to see us do together, let us know in the comments. I know you don’t know her very well right now, but the more you do the more I know you’re going to love her. I think we’re going to end this here, but make sure to check out Sam’s video tomorrow! We played a game during Pizza Night and Y/n surprised me. It was really cute and I know you guys are going to gif the hell out of it.” He laughed. “I’ll catch you guys later. Peace!”

*video end*

#COLBY BROCK #COLBY BROCK IMAGINE #COLBY BROCK X READER #COLBY BROCK FLUFF #COLBY BROCK BLURB

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hotsexydorks · 4 years

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On the other hand, I bet Deputy Hale stopped Liam for speeding. Had the boy get out of his car, only for Derek’s eyes to get caught on Liam's massive bulge. Until, before he knows it, Derek’s under Liam’s thrall, watching the boy’s cock swing as he's given orders. Until Derek's naked, slacks to his ankles, cock jutting out and leaking profusely onto the ground as he fingers his hole open. Squealing when Master's finally inside him, come splattering the road as onlookers watch from the road

Pendulum 2: Derek/Liam

“Yeah I got it Mom. I’ll be home by dinner, don't worry. I was just hanging out with Scott for a while after school. He was helping me.” Liam smirked. It was true he had just been hanging out with Scott and he was helping him. He just didn’t say what he was helping him with.

Right now his Alpha was probably finishing up his shower and heading home. His balls were full and swinging lowly. After all it wasn’t any fun if he got to cum whenever he wanted. No Liam liked the power and the control. Scott was his play thing after all.

Scott wouldn’t be able to get off no matter how hard he wanted until Liam gave him permission. Which Liam had been saving for a special occasion. He just hadn’t figured out what that would be just yet.

“Alright sweetie. Make sure to say thank you to Scott for helping you. He’s such a good boy.”

“I will Mom. Don’t worry.”

Glancing up Liam looked into his rear view mirror, catching the sight of a squad car pulling up behind him. After all, pulling in and stopping in the middle of the road wasn’t exactly the safest thing to do.

“Gotta go Mom!”

Liam hung up the phone and looked in the mirror at himself, pulling some of his hair back to fix its place while the officer walked up. He got a look at the man’s side profile of his ass and licked his lips. Those uniforms always did wonders for their asses.

“Does there seem to be a problem officer?” He looked up from his rolled down window straight up at the man’s face.

Derek was in control over everything until that moment. From the second he had pulled over and until he reached the window was all his own doing. But once he got a glimpse of what was actually in the car he was lost. His eyes glazed over, a smile growing on his face when he saw it. Cock.

Just like Scott it was the sight of Liam’s cock that was strong enough for him to be pulled under from something as small as that. With Derek it had worked a bit stronger than with Scott. His own Alpha had been his test subject after all. Finding ways to make it stronger was important.

Unlike Scott, Derek didn’t need the swinging motion and progressive sinking. Instead it was instantaneous for him. One look down at Liam’s naked body in the car and he was gone. Back to being a play thing for his master again.

“Yes Sir. My cunt is hungry for your cock. Please sir, fuck me with your big cock again.”

Taking his cock in his own hand and stroking it. Liam grinned up at Derek and looked him up and down as his slut had returned.

“Well if you want my cock slut. Then you know what you need to do.” Liam told him , his teeth showing from his side grin. Nodding his head towards the hood of his car Liam sat back and got comfortable. Ready to enjoy the show.

With one swift movement Derek took his hand away from the car and walked in front of it. His body started to sway and move like he was dancing in an invisible club. To music that only he could hear.

His hands ran across his body. Feeling the sun’s heat over him and the barrier of the uniform constricting him. The first to go were the buttons on his shirt. Slowly, one by one, he popped each button from the holes all while his eye contact was kept on his master in the car.

With Derek’s buttons all popped his shirt hung open only held by the tails he had tucked into his belt this morning. But that didn’t last for long. With two easy clicks Derek dropped his holster belt and let it hit the floor. The sandy coloured pants were next.

There was a knowing smirk on his face as he pulled them down. Exposing his briefs that he had been wearing underneath. It didn’t take more than that for Derek to jump on the hood of the car , facing away from Liam as he arched his back and started to shake his ass in the younger’s face. Looking back with a smile that only showed how pleased he was with himself.

Liam had been impressed with how much control and response that Derek seemed to still have in this state. Any more and he felt like he was on the verge of having anyone ready to fully live their new lives as his slut. But that was a plan for another time. Right now he had a willing slut in front of him.

Derek’s ass wasn’t shaking for long. It was only a short while between dancing on the hood and pulling his underwear down. Freeing his bouncing ass and exposing it to the air.

“Hmmm, please sir… Fuck my cunt. I need you to fill me up again..”

The little show that Derek had been putting on had garnered him a crowd. The pair weren’t exactly hidden to be fair but it was far enough that they were out of the way at least not on the main road. Liam didn’t want his slut being out there too much, just yet.

“Oooo!!!” Derek moaned loudly as his fingers pushed into his hole spreading his ass and starting to finger himself for Liam and now the crowd.

Liam could see the onlookers starting to realise what the dark haired hunk was doing. Some even taking things into their own hands. Literally.

Derek’s fingers rocked into himself. His hard cock leaking and dripping onto the bonnet of the car. The stud was moaning and drooling from his own need. With his chest pushed down Derek’s ass was in the air and his back arched while he rode back on his fingers.

His body showing off just how slutty the man was, of course he was having a little help but it was him. Liam was smirking at the show with his own hand over his cock , stroking it and playing with himself in anticipation for the main event.

Derek’s own pleasure was all that was running through his mind at the time, even the collection of men that were watching from the side weren’t even a bud of a thought to him. All he focused on, all he wanted, was the feeling of Liam’s big cock again. His master’s dick ramming into him again and again like he had dreamt about every night since he was last blessed by him.

Since he was facing away from him Derek hadn’t noticed Liam jerking himself off to the site, or the videos that the cars dash cams were taking. Recording the whole thing. From Derek stripping in front of the car to now where he was slamming as many fingers as he could fit into his hole moaning out in pleasure, his mind growing numb with lust.

If it wasn’t already apparent the video just provided all the proof there needed to be. Long gone was the virtuous, grumpy man that they all knew, instead under Liam’s influence he was nothing more than a sex obsessed himbo. An entirely different person being shown with just a little coaxing from the younger’s cock, and it was perfect.

Liam stepped out of the car. Naked still as he had been since the beginning, his rock hard cock sticking out and wet from precum after enjoying the little show.

“Alright slutty cop, time for what you’ve been waiting for.”

Derek lifted his head again to stare right at his Master and his cock. His heart beat pounded in his chest from the sight of it alone. All his good work and his effort hadn’t been for nothing. This was what he had been waiting for, what he had been begging for all this time.

“Thank you Sir!!” He squealed out in joy and excitement. Scrambling down he dropped his ass down on the hood of the car. Derek slid his body down and lifted his legs back, putting himself in the perfect position for Liam. Lining up the thick cock to his hole Derek moaned through his bitten lip.

He was impatient, needy, and loose. Usually Liam would have chastised him for it, but since he was in a good mood because of the slut’s good results he let it slide this time. Besides it would have been a waste of a good hole. Derek had lined him up perfectly after all. Not only had he been positioned in the perfect place but Derek had spent all that time making sure that his hole was ready and open for him. It wasn’t an easy task keeping Derek’s hungry hole satiated, that was something Liam knew all too well.

No, he wasn’t pulling away. Instead Liam’s hips surged forward with enough force that his cock sunk into Derek’s hole in one strong broad thrust. It seemed Derek’s work had paid off. After all part of his training was making sure his hole would be ready to be filled at any time.

Liam wasted no time in fucking his slut’s hole. His cock moving smoothly through Derek’s well trained ass. The man’s usual poker face scowl was replaced with wide eyes and a dumb smile that had his tongue all but sticking out. Drool went down Derek’s chin as let out loud moans of pleasure mixed with what seemed like to Liam as laughter.

The slut was actually laughing and enjoying this more than Liam thought he would. But even that slight surprise wasn’t enough to stop him. Nothing was stopping him before he got a chance to breed Derek’s ass. His body moving in a majestic rhythm. Balls slapping loudly against the man’s ass. All of it was just as hypnotic for Derek.

Being fucked by Liam’s thick cock, the feeling of his full balls bouncing with each thrust, and the spreading numbness that invaded his brain. All of it was pleasure, all of it was bliss, and all he wanted was more. Derek’s moaning and the view that they were giving was enough for their onlookers. Now he had a proper audience of a handful of perverts, all jerking off with themselves off with their own hands and licking their lips at the sight. But the Deputy wasn’t finished. No far from it. His sounds grew louder and more shameless.

If his guttural sounds weren’t enough of a tell tale sign Derek’s words were. “I’m cumming!! Mmhmm p-pleassseee. Cummming…” They were followed by the unmistakable sounds of an orgasm, but it was only to be expected. With a cock as big as his Master’s it was only normal he would cum on it without a care in the world as his thoughts were filled with cock.

Derek’s load covered his chest and coated over his skin. The last bit of his cum dribbling out from his swinging cock as Liam fucked more out of the drooling slut.

Liam’s cock was being treated like a king. Even while Derek’s senses were pounded away by the younger, his hole continued to worship Liam’s cock. Surrounding him in the tight, warm heat he could feel his body working to milk his cock for everything it was worth. Pushing him out and pulling him back in all with just his muscle control.

Seeing how Derek had progressed was showing Liam the benefits of not just turning them into blank dolls. As much fun as he was having with Scott’s lifeless body a responsive self deprecating slut was so much better.

Liam grunted as his thrusts pounded deep into Derek’s ass. His movements were shallow and hard, his body pushing hard enough that the car was shaking with every smack. Rocking from side to side from the younger’s own power alone. Even after Liam had just loaded up one Alpha’s hole earlier he was more than ready to do it again to his other Alpha slut.

The blond’s balls were pulling up and still managed to swing about with his movements. Each slap against Derek’s ass making the satisfying sound ring out in the open air. His hands had been placed on the Alpha’s legs, holding them back and making sure that the other’s thick thighs stayed held back during it all. After all Derek had been oh so kind to spread his round cheeks for his Master’s cock.

It wasn’t much longer now for Liam. As Derek moaned underneath him, his body milking the cock as much as he could, Liam even had some sweat starting to form on his brow and back from how much he was putting into fuck his slutty turned wolf.

“Fuckk. Take it all.” Pleasure shot through him as he filled up the dark haired man with his cum. Hot and thick. Rushing to cover every bit of Derek it could find.

Liam panted softly relishing in the afterglow of his orgasm. The breeze gently brushed past him, cooling down his body after fucking Derek’s hole. The deputy on the other hand wasn’t as passive. Still lying on the hood of the car Derek had one hand playing at his hole where he was stretched around Liam’s cock and the other was rubbing the messy cum into his skin. Spreading it around his abs and his chest. Clinging to his chest hair and hiding the evidence all over his body.

“Now you know what to do whore.” Liam said grabbing the base of his cock to shake inside the other.

Derek nodded with an open satiated smile. “Yes Sir.. I’m going to shove in my special butt plug and get dressed and go back to my desk at the station like nothing has happened.”

“Good boy, and ?” He probed for more from him.

“Oh! And once I get back I’ll go to the bathrooms and make sure I send my Master pictures of me being a good boy with my plug still inside him. Keeping all of your precious cum safe.” The quick head nod told him all he needed to know. That this slut was truly and completely his now.

Liam quickly pulled his cock from Derek’s used hole and reached into his car. Taking out the plug he handed it to the older male who wordlessly shoved it deep into his hole. The small moan not going unnoticed by the two.

It had seemed as if their spectators were satisfied as well. Phones put away, and hands taken out of pants once again.

Liam took his clothes out of the back seat of the car. He didn’t care if there were men that were watching him. With a cock and body like his it didn’t matter who saw him naked. For Liam all it did was fill him with pride and also offer him a chance to scour over the crowds for any new sluts out there for him to take as his next victim.

One the chime of the hour Liam’s phone buzzed, texts coming in.

‘ Make sure you’re home in time for dinner! And could you also pick up some milk on the way home? Someone seems to have drunk it all.

Mom’

Liam scoffed as he zipped up his pants texting his mother that he’d get some. It wasn’t his fault he was still a growing teen. Just like how sluts needed his cock Liam still needed to grow.

Looking down back to the squad car Liam could see Derek already walking back to his car. “Thanks for the help Derek!” He waved and smiled at him.

“Yeah, yeah. Next time, Liam, make sure you use your GPS. You’ve lived here long enough to know your way around.” Derek scoffed at Liam. Putting his arm on the roof of the car he shook his head looking down. “Just make sure you get home safe alright?” Derek got in the car taking a note that he needed to have a word with Scott about his beta’s sense of direction. Even after Liam pulled out and drove off it took Derek a second or two to fidget in his seat to get comfortable, there was just something that felt out of place.

#Anonymous #Derek #Liam #scribbles #story sunday #prompt

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Top 10 of 2018

C2018 was a year is this nicest way I can sum it up. My precious fur-baby passed away after fighting a horrible illness and is in a happier place, my health went crazy (still is as of writing), and I finally broke free from an abusive toxic person who had been controlling me for a huge chunk of my life. Despite the bad things that happened, I want to focus on the good things of 2018. One of things I began doing in January of 2018 was at the end of every week, I would write down all of the good things that happened to me, be it sewing, watched a good movie, spending time with a friend, etc. So without further ado, here’s my Top 10 of 2018! (I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY MARCH!!)

1. The Ancient Magus’ Bride

- I’ve been a lifelong fan of Beauty and the Beast-like stories ever since I watched the classic Disney film. The manga kept popping up in my recommendations for the majority of 2017 and I remember seeing a poster at my local theater for a premiere showing of the first 3 episodes of the then-upcoming anime (I have since regretted not going to this showing). I finally caved and bought the first two volumes of the manga and literally went back to the store two days later and bought the next 2 volumes. I’ve always been a very picky person with my romance be it movie, novel, anime, manga, etc., but this quickly became one of my favorites with it’s excellent world-building, relationships, and don’t even get me started on how gorgeous the animation is! If you want an excellent Beauty & the Beast adaptation, you won’t be disappointed. (I am unashamed of crying happy tears in public while watching the final episode)

2. Satoshi Kon’s Filmography

- My New Year’s resolution was to watch all of the late Satoshi Kon’s works, starting with his debut film Perfect Blue. I had wanted to watch this film for several years, and it did not disappoint. (I kept spamming for people to go and see it when it got a theatrical re-release in Fall 2018) Next was Kon’s final project Paprika, which I watched about 3 times in May and many times over 2018 and still notice something new every time I watch it. Finally, I watched *the* film that I have wanted to watch for many, many years (since 2004 to be exact): Millennium Actress. I was not prepared for how moving this film would be with its themes of the past vs. present, how an ordinary encounter can lead to something so much more, and lastly: love transcends time. If you could only watch one of Satoshi Kon’s works, please choose to watch Millennium Actress. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to watch Kon’s other two works, but I aim to in 2019 (along with reading his works)

3. Slayers

- I watched some of Slayers back in middle school and in summer 2016, but never took off with it until in 2018. I knew I would like this funny series about the adventures of a fiery sorceress, dumb as a stump swordsman, optimistic hero-in-training, and an overly-serious chimera, but I had no idea it would become one of my top 10 favorite anime series! I haven’t laughed so much with an anime in a while, and I greatly appreciated it since my fur-baby passed away and this was one of the last anime we watched together. There’s just something about 90s fantasy anime that’s just so appealing. I will throw in that while I love the tv series, the films are worth watching too, with The Motion Picture being my favorite. If you need something to cheer you up, I highly recommend Slayers!

4. Venom

- Confession: I did not have high hopes for this movie. I was the only one among my friends who was uninterested in this film whenever we would watch the trailers/promos/etc. Eventually after this movie came out, my friends and best friend convinced me to see it. My sociology buddy told me “This movie wasn’t marketed right! Go see it!!” and another told me “This is the best action rom-com of 2018.” The next day my family asked me if I wanted to see it and Bohemian Rhapsody (also an excellent film) and I said “Sure!” This film has since spawned never-ending jokes between me and my best friend. (I ended up making her a Venom scarf for Christmas!) If you’re trying to get someone to see this film, don’t show them the trailers depicting it as a dark, gritty, action thriller, show them the home video trailer depicting it as a rom-com because that’s exactly what it is. I still can’t believe that a movie about a human falling in love with a man-eating gooey alien is real.

5. The Shape of Water

- “2017 will be remembered as the year men screwed up so badly, women started dating fish.”- Jimmy Kimmel, 2018 Oscars. I’m beginning to see a pattern for stories of humans falling in love with monsters. My mom and I wanted to see this film after the trailer dropped in summer 2017 and were disappointed when the film didn’t play here. However, sometime in February 2018, this film played in our town for one weekend, so we dashed to the theater. I don’t even know where to start with how beautiful this film is and since several people I know still haven’t watched it I’ll just state this: Please watch this film. It earned the 4 Oscars it won. (It earned all 10 it was nominated for!)

6. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse

- I almost didn’t see this film. 2018 was a pretty hectic year for me and I didn’t really keep up with films/entertainment news, so I saw no trailers for this film (except for a really short tv ad). All I knew was what my best friend had said: “Brianna, let’s go see Spider-verse. In 3D.” (y’all, 2018 was the year of listening to my best friend) It was so nice not only to see a different Spider-Man, a diverse cast, a well-curated soundtrack, and a completely new style of animation that makes you feel as though you’re reading/watching a comic book??? Sign me up! I’m so happy this film won the Oscar!!

7. Macross Frontier Movies

- I’ve fallen deep into the Macross hole in the past year or two and have no plans of crawling out. The 2008 series Macross Frontier was my first and favorite entry in the series so far. I knew that there were two recap/alternate retelling films made, so when I was free one day I watched them and I was really surprised that I enjoyed them more than the tv series!? I haven’t really mentioned this, but my big problem with the tv series of Frontier was it’s ending being not too good. I don’t want to ruin it since Macross (particularly made after 2001) is a bit unknown in the USA, but I will say that if you want to get into this franchise, start with the Frontier movies or with the iconic Macross: Do you remember love? film. The music is just as good as the tv series, same with the costumes, and the writing is much better! The performance of Northern Cross at the climax of The Wings of Goodbye was really moving. Not “Do you remember love?” moving, but pretty close.

8. Sailor Moon Theatrical Double-Feature

- Everyone who knows me knows that I’ve loved Sailor Moon for pretty much all of my life (ever since the 3rd & 4th seasons aired on Toonami back in the day!) A holiday tradition for me was to watch the 2nd theatrical every Christmas Eve, unfortunately my two VHS tapes finally gave out in 2016. Thanks to Viz Media, this past summer saw theatrical re-releases of all 3 Sailor Moon films. Shockingly, my local theater was showing the films subbed so my mom and I bought our tickets right away. It was so surreal seeing these films that I grew up with on the big screen, and I know non-Sailor Moon fans won’t get this, but hearing/watching the whole “Moon Revenge” sequence in the theater was so intense. This part never got to me as a kid for some weird reason and I had no idea I was crying until my mom pointed it out at the end of the film. With the 2nd film, seeing Luna transform into a human was emotionally moving as always, just 10 times more since it was on the big screen with that nice surround sound system. That night when I got home, I didn’t get any sleep since I still couldn’t believe that this happened. The now 20+ years old Sailor Moon movies got released for the first time in USA theaters. This is an experience I’m going to remember for the rest of my life.

9. Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card Arc

- I was so excited when a sequel to Cardcaptor Sakura was announced. Like Sailor Moon, I watched this series as the heavily-edited Cardcaptors on Toonami. When I got older and learned that there was more anime out there besides the ones I saw on TV, I went back and watched Cardcaptor Sakura to get the whole, magical story and even read the manga, which I believe is the greatest children’s manga ever made. I loved every single moment of the new series and felt as though I were watching another episode of the classic series. The only thing that felt different was that the animation is no longer hand-drawn. (it’s still good) When you reboot or make a sequel to a series be it tv, film, or book, sometimes it’ll miss the charm that made it so enjoyable in the first place. Clear Card thankfully still carries the charm its predecessor had.

10. Little Witch Academia

- I had started this anime around holiday 2017 but didn’t finish it until early 2018. This was one of the most optimistic series I’d ever had the pleasure of watching. I don’t want to compare the two, but the inspirational message that Kiki’s Delivery Service gave me when I was 10, was the exact inspirational message you will find in Little Witch Academia. (and that I needed to hear as a 20-year-old) I was starting to get a bit depressed and losing confidence in myself with my science grades getting lower no matter what I tried, as well as other things in my personal life. After dropping Science, I had a long wait between classes, so I decided to start watching Little Witch Academia again. Seeing our protagonist Akko trying her best at flying a broom and failing was me with my science grades, but her determination to get her broom just a few centimeters off the ground was so inspiring to watch. After this I watched the other Studio Trigger works I had yet to see, and while they’re all good in their own way, none of them have left the imprint LWA left on me. Sometimes when I get frustrated or lack confidence in myself, I tell myself Shiny Chariot’s words of wisdom that motivated Akko throughout the series: “Never forget your beautiful dreams. Believing is your magic!!”

#2018 #2018 in review #The Ancient Magus Bride #millennium actress #satoshi kon #slayers anime #lina inverse #venom #the shape of water #into the spider verse #macross frontier #sailor moon #cardcaptor sakura clear card #clear card arc #little witch academia #brianna talks #slayers

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Hello I’ve finished my February playlist for you. There’s no timeline on these things anymore they just come out whenever they come out it seems. A good mix, and I’m sure there’ll be at least one thing in here you’ve never heard before that you’ll like.

Doncamatic (feat. Daley) - Gorillaz: This song is extremely traumatic for me because they released it after Plastic Beach as a standalone single and Damon Albarn said they had a whole other album worth of songs from the Plastic Beach sessions that they were thinking about releasing with Doncamatic as the lead single that just never materialised, and the idea of Plastic Beach 2 sitting on a hard drive while we get The Now Now (The Fall 2) instead is maddening.

Portait Of A Man (live) - Marlon Williams: I feel like I've used The Secret to bring this album into existence. It's exactly what I wanted from him - no studio artifice or weird genre pigeonholing and his huge voice on full display. It's incredible and long as hell and this is definitely the highlight.

Houdini Crush - Buke & Gase: I'm in love with the structure of this song. It takes SO long to get back to the chorus. It takes about three different sections in the middle and then finally gets back there and it's so satisfying because of it. You could edit this song into a tight indie pop piece but instead it has the space to go wild and jam and it's great.

AE_LIVE_KRAKOW_200914 - Autechre: Sorry but Autechre finally put all their live albums on spotify and they're very VERY good. Not the sort of thing that you want to listen to as part of a playlist exactly cause they go for an hour each but a very nice reminder nonetheless.

Sheet Metal Girl - Pig Destroyer: I think Pig Destroyer is one of the best band names I've ever heard. I found out later they meant pigs like cops which is still good but the idea of absolutely eviscerating a hog for no reason is very palpably metal. Just looked up the lyrics and this song seems to literally about having sex with a girl made out of sheet metal. Good!

Horizon - Aldous Harding: I absolutely love this song and the way she says 'babe' lights my brain up like a christmas tree. Every now and then I think about when you’ll die baaaaabe.

Born Slippy (Nux) - Underworld: There's a good bit on the Genius page for this song that says "Lots of 1990s acts helped popularize techno, but in Karl Hyde, Underworld had something that was the exclusive province of rock bands: a totally full-of-it frontman who sounded cool." and it's interesting that Underworld and The Prodigy are the biggest names to survive that time and still be at least slightly relevant now. No matter how much you put into your instrumentals nothing can really compare to just having an insane guy yell a bunch of garbage over it.

A Change Is Going To Come - Baby Huey & The Baby Sitters: This is like all good all normal and then he does that huge squeal at 2 minutes in and you're rocked to your core and then it only gets bigger and bigger and better from there. Also maybe one of the best mid song monologues I've ever heard.

No Signal (feat. Roy Woods) - 24hrs: The whole thing of emo rap mirroring mid 2000s emo is still so strange because it's not just the mindset and content being repurposed it's the literal melodic conventions. Change the instrumentation of this song and it's melodically just an emo song. Very strange, but this song is great regardless.

De Aqui No Sales - Cap.4: Disputa - Rosalia: Rosalia rocks and I only just found out El Guincho co-produced this album which is very exciting to me. I love the way this song feels like it never really gets to the big build up it's promising. It has a big intro for about half the song and then when it feels like it's about to blow up when the handclaps come in it just sits in that groove for a while and ends. I also feel like I should mention the video for this song because it's like the platonic ideal of a music video. It's got everything you could ask for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGt2BcDl_g

Glass Jar - Gang Gang Dance: Here's how good brains are: I had a sudden urge to listen to this album the other day but couldn't remember what it was called or who it was by, only the album cover, but for some reason locked away in my brain was the fact that it was from 2011 so I just looked through Pitchfork's Best Of 2011 list until I recognised it. Incredible. Anyway I'm so glad I did because I ended up having a huge phase with this album. They walk the fine line of psychedelic jammy bands like this of taking up a lot of space with atmospherics but it never feeling like it's lost momentum. Even when this song takes fully half of its 11 minute runtime to properly get started it never feels like wasted time somehow, it's always moving somewhere.

Heavyweight - Infected Mushroom: It's unbelievable that this song's good because it absolutely shouldn't be. The unholy mix of goa trance and metal usually reserved for Command And Conquer soundtracks is so unbelievably naff that it's come all the way around again and I absolutely love it.

Black Static - Health: I'm still absolutely furious about Pitchfork giving this album a 3 and not particularly for the score but because it's some of the worst Pitchfork Writing I've seen in a quite a while. They tried to cancel them for calling the album Slaves Of Fear I think: "The “we,” it seems, refers to the slaves, the slaves of fear, and if I try any harder to connect the dual sensation of edginess and laziness with slavery, the all-American institution that killed and brutalized millions of people for hundreds of years, I am going to have to take a long walk into the sun." Not sure about that. Anyway this song's great sorry for talking about a review instead of the song!

Burn Bridges - The Grates: Twee pop is an underrated genre and The Grates are an underrated band because they brought so much attitude and power to it it's hardly twee at all. It's huge and it rocks!

Girlfriend (feat. Lil Mama) - Dr. Luke Mix - Avril Lavigne: Sorry for putting Dr Luke on your dash in 2019 but this is mostly for Lil Mama. Removing Avril's verses and replacing them with Lil Mama but keeping the chorus and big guitars makes it sound like a lost Girl Talk song and it's so, so much better than the original. There's also a good bit in this where she really puts a lot of emphasis on saying 'Jennifer Hudson' and the weird harmony vocals in the background mirror it which I like a lot.

Panic Switch - Silversun Pickups: It seems like Silversun Pickups had no lasting impact beyond being one hit wonders for Lazy Eye which is so strange to me because their first two albums were absolutely solid. This is also a good example of totally nonsense lyrics feeling like they have meaning because the melody it so good.

3 - Seekae: It's very strange now to think that Alex Cameron was in Seekae. But that's not important. What is important is how good this song is. In the extremely narrow genre of Mount Kimbie-ites +Dome really stood out to me as album from guys who really got it. It's extremely catchy music but it still sounds like nothing you've ever heard before which when you think about it sounds like it should be impossible.

Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders: Bag Raiders did a little Song Exploder thing for Triple J about this song a little while ago and pointed out something I'd never noticed before which is that this song has the extremely strange structure of 1 really long verse, breakdown, 1 really long chorus, end. Which is.... completely amazing. And also that this song blew up and charted higher than it ever had before via memes like 6 years after it came out is still bizarre. Remember when it was in the video for Swish Swish by Katy Perry? God I hope they got paid a million dollars for that.

Romantic Rights (Erol Alkan's Love From Below Re-Edit) - Death From Above 1979: Huge fan of this remix that seems to just drop the full song unedited right in the middle. The perfect way to remix an already great song - just make it longer.

Dwa Serduszka - Joanna Kulig: I saw Cold War and subsequently couldn't get this song out of my head. I loved that movie so much but I also extremely agreed when @cyborgbree said the ending was like a Simpsons parody or foreign movies.

Holes - Mercury Rev: This song gives me depression and makes me feel like I'm sorting through old records and merch from my old band that tried really hard but never got anywhere even though I've never even been in a band. That's the power of music!

It's Never Over (Hey Orpheus) - Arcade Fire: Reflektor is a great and underrated album and to this day I am still finding new things to love about it! Namely this song which I've never paid much attention to before but massively jumped out at me last time I listened. It's a 3 note riff but it's absolutely amazing.

Dance Your Life Away - Audiobooks: Huge fan of having the gall to name your band Audiobooks and a huge fan of this song! It sounds like if Life Without Buildings was a dance band, which is a theoretically perfect idea. It sounds like she's just making the words up on the spot and she probably is and it's absolutely great.

Everything (Deathless) - JW Ridley: I'm so glad that War On Drugs brought heartland rock back for the masses and finally gave us back extended guitar solos outside of a metal or prog context. It is so inspiring what you can do with two chords and a propulsive groove.

Unmarked Helicopters - Soul Coughing: Sorry for continually putting Soul Coughing in these playlists but check out how good this song they did for the X Files movie soundtrack was. 'check out this Soul Coughing song they did for the X Files movie soundtrack' is a very specific kind of 90s sentence. Anyway the 'black black black black and blacker' part with the distortion on the vocals is so good, love it lots.

Don't Sit Down Cause I've Moved Your Chair - Arctic Monkeys: I saw Arctic Monkeys a couple of weeks ago and it was amazing but also extra good because they played this song that I'd completely forgotten about and it went off. The Josh Homme produced Arctic Monkeys albums are very good because his fingerprints are all over them and they sound like Queens Of The Stone Age covers.

What Can I Do If The Fire Goes Out? - Gang Of Youths: It's fucked up how good this song is. I listened to it the other day and was like 'what the fuck how come I never listened to Gang Of Youths second album that much? But then I kept going and realised it was 70 minutes long and had about five interlude tracks on it. I love Gang Of Youths but they need a producer that will yell at them until they make a 40 minute album. Fuck this song's good though. So good I'm mad I haven't seen it live yet.

Shark Smile - Big Thief: I don't even know the words to this song or what it's about but it makes me cry anyway. I'm very glad I found out about Big Thief this month, like two years after everyone else. Their description on Bandcamp says "Listening to Big Thief is like the feeling of looking at a dog and suddenly marvelling that it is like you but very not like you; when you are accustomed to looking at a dog and thinking 'dog', watching Big Thief is like forgetting the word 'dog' and looking at that naked animal and getting much closer to it and how different it is to you" which is a certainly a way to feel.

Inhaler - Foals: I don't know how I've avoided it but I've never really gotten much into Foals even though they have multiple songs that I really really love, this one being one of them. I think it's an amazing piece of recording simply for how huge it gets. This song swells to about ten times its original size as the chorus hits before totally deflating again. Also a huge fan of anyone that can make a Battles riff work in a conventional song like this does.

Red Bull & Hennessy - Jenny Lewis: Another fantastic song in the long pantheon of great songs about getting twisted and being horny. The isolated 'ohh' after 'all we've been through' feels like a real Shania Twain piece of production and I love it. Also the drums on this song are absolutely massive for some reason which is very cool.

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sparklyicecube · 5 years

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17 Seventeen!

Under the cut because I have some followers that don’t want it on their dash.

So...

I like Seventeen now.

When I first got into BTS at the start of the year my friends said “OMG you like K-pop now? That’s amazing! Now let’s just introduce you to 17...” and of course I said that I didn’t want to get into too many groups because of time and commitment and being unable to recognise seven faces much less 13. But three more groups later (I got into Tomorrow By Together as most people know me for and AB6ix as well as low-key Blackpink) I decided to check them out.

Process:

1.Home:

Okay so I found and listened and watched ‘Home’ because it was at the top of their youtube channel and was the first song that my friends recommended. It is amazing.

Purely on a choreography scale it is beautiful, I was following Wanna One for a bit because of Daewhi and Woojin and no offence but some of their stages were really messy, they seemed all over the place and choatic with no one in sync, but I assumed that it was inevitable to come with a big group. I was wrong. Seeing Seventeen dance was amazing, the way they are arranged, organised, the SYNC.

At the bottom of the video in the comments I saw someone say they were a new carat and someone else told them that they should watch the 17 debut project. So there I went.

2. 17 Debut project

IT. WAS. TORTURE.

AND. HEAVEN.

AT. THE. SAME. TIME.

I loved everything: their dynamic was really cute, their family bond was so tight, they are all practically married with literal RINGS to prove it, and I thought that their talent and passion really shone. But they kept failing. Over and over and it was painful to watch them try really hard and practice through the night to just be beaten up about not delivering.

Can I just say though, the last episode with their parents? BEAUTIFUL.

IT WAS SO TOUCHING AND SWEET AND CUTE! And how they all just started crying, and hugs and everything? It was so right? That their rings, items that they fought tooth and nail for over the past few episodes and before they became official, an accessory that meant so much to them that at every opportunity their only goal was to get them back and they were heartbroken at the thought of not having them returned, that they would be returned by their parents?? It was so sweet! I loved how they went and hugged the parents of the other members as well. But when they performed ‘Shining Diamond’ they all had huge smiles on their faces, and there was like NO PRESSURE. Seungkwan just went up there and cried during his bit with no guilt because these were their parents. And they weren’t going to berate him or say he failed and just that relief is so amazing after the stress of the show.

3. Introduction videos

Okay so maybe I watched the intro vids before the debut project but hey who’s keeping track. When I first got into BTS I watched introduction videos. It helped a lot, not just for getting to know the members but also with fitting into the fandom, a piece of knowledge that I couldn’t use for TXT or AB6ix as I was with them when they first existed. But I could watch intro vids for SVT.

First one I watched was bluergh. There was a pic of them with some basic info like birthdays and heights then some footage of them performing, which was confusing since I couldn’t recognise who was who anyway. Was thinking of giving up trying to get into them.

Second one: perfect. All of the info and charms that I needed, I fell in love and if not for that introduction video I might not have stuck with SVT. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCbX5-rBDQQ because if you want to get into seventeen this might help.

Also Ask In A Box was helpful because it showed each member clearly.

4. Bias time

I had this huge thing with TXT where I didn’t have a Bias and wanted to stay impartial forever but eventually Choi Soobin stole my heart with the rest still maintaining very special places as well. The point is, I had a bias from the second I saw them.

WOOZI CAN TAKE MY HEART AND SOUL I DON’T CARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Woozi. I now know his birth name is Jihoon. He is so smol and squishable and cute and caught my eye the second I saw him. He looks like he might be a more introvert type and from what I know he doesn’t like to go out much, is hard to wake up, doesn’t like skinship when he cannot control it, and I love him. It largely helps that he is an AMAZING songwriter/producer and I am weak for idols who can create their own content. He is kind and smiles a lot but has a lot of burden and put a lot of emotion into his songs because he finds it hard to express it outwardly. He also looked amazing in that cute little ponytail in the debut project and with the lemon yellow hair.

ALSO WOOZI HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL FITE ME

He, on top of being an OUTSTANDING producer/songwriter, keeping up with dances impeccably, looking absolutely adorable and aparently being able to play several musical instruments, can sing like an angel.

I downloaded some of his songs when he’s singing live. I hate downloading songs like that, they’re messy, have a lot of background noise, bad quality and annoying to listen to. But when I heard him sing ‘You and I’ while playing an acoustic guitar like a PRO then I legit fell in love. How can someone be so amazing???

He isn’t perfect, but I think that it makes him even more endearing.

The point of this? Well if you’ve read this far then hopefully to either convert some non-carats or help out new carats by sharing some content that sold Seventeen for me, but mostly just to rant. I usually rant to my friend that is also into the same K-pop groups that I’m in, but said friend doesn’t want to get into Seventeen because they don’t think they can trust that they can casually like them while maintaining a healthy everyday life, which I respect. So this is mainly just to rant all my feelings out about Seventeen and Woozi in particular so that I won’t burst and let it all out to my friend instead.

Also Woozi is so cute and needs love but fortunately has 11 members who appear to casually overwhelm him with kisses randomly? I also low-key ship him with Scoups or Hoshi but it is still early days yet. I know not everything I say now is prolly true and I am a new Carat so take everything with a grain of salt if you are new or go easy on me if you ain’t.

SparklyIceCube out~

#SVT #Seventeen #17 #Kpop #K-pop #SpaklyIceCube rants

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khiphop-stories · 6 years

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Umbrella - Chapter IV

[Chapter I | Chapter II | Chapter III]

Lesson Four: A Little Gesture of Kindness

[Christian Yu, DPR Live]

You lost count of how many times you had already snoozed your alarm. If it were up to you, you would just lie around in bed lazily for the rest of the day, catching up on your very much needed sleep. You weren’t able to close your eyes at all last night. The horrifying images of the movie kept popping up in your head and you could have sworn that you heard noises from outside, but you were too afraid to check; so you just hid yourself under the blanket, hoping the night would pass by quickly.

However, sleeping all day wasn’t an option. There were just too many obligations you had to meet. Letting out a long breath, you slowly sat up straight. When you heard clanking noises coming from outside of your room, you immediately jumped out of the bed and rushed into the living room with excitement.  

“Hana! You’re back!” You shouted joyfully and gave her a big hug. Surprised by your warm welcome which was very unlike you, she gave you a weird look. One of her hands was holding her bowl of cereal, cautious not to let the milk swap over, while the other was tapping your shoulders reluctantly.

“Why are you still here? Aren’t you supposed to be in university?”

“No, I have a job interview today… and I should probably hurry up,” you said after a short glance at the watch on your wrist.  

“Another job?” She arched up her eyebrows at you as you headed to the bathroom.   You had taken on a variety of jobs ever since Hana had gotten to know you. From babysitting to delivery, you had done it all, before finally settling for working as a waitress in a luxury restaurant. They payment was enough to live by. Thus you didn��t have to keep the other part-time jobs anymore.

“It’s an unpaid internship, but the company’s huge. If I they offer me a permanent position after my internship, I’ll never have to worry about money again,” you told her with a smile, before disappearing behind the door to the bathroom.

~*~  

After taking one last glance at the mirror, you nodded your head confidently and told yourself encouraging words. You could do it. It was just an interview. You simply had to be yourself. There was no need to be nervous. Hana gave you a supportive thumbs up and wished you luck.

You grabbed your bag from the floor and put on your heels. Then you opened the door, ready to head outside. At the other side of the door Dabin was standing with his arm raised and his hand clenched to a fist, as though he was just about to knock. Your eyes widened in surprise and so did his.   

“Wow…” his mouth dropped open.

“What?” You furrowed your eyebrows at him in confusion.  

“You look really pretty,” he mumbled under his breath and you stared at him dumbfounded, wondering why he would suddenly tell you something like this. But then you remembered that you had dolled yourself up, because of the interview and it was probably his first time seeing you like this.

Living right across the hallway, he witnessed you in all kind of ridiculous states. The I-just-woke-up, the I-haven’t-washed-my-hair-for-days, the I’m-literally-dead and many more, however, it was his first time seeing you all dressed up with full on make up on your face.

 “Do you need something?” You broke the awkward silence.  

“Oh right!” He shook his head violently as though he had just woken up from trance. “We’re out of eggs and—“

  “Sure, just come in, Hana’s in the living room,” you smiled at him and took a step aside, leaving the door open for him to pass through.  

“Are you going on a date?” He asked you with curiosity in his voice.

  “Dressed like this?” You let out a chuckle, shaking your head. “What kind of dates are you going on? That’s way too formal for a date!”

“I have a job interview,” you explained.  

“Well that’s way too pretty for an interview! Are you trying to seduce them?” He replied with a laugh. Although you tried to conceal the nervousness that grew with every second, it was pretty obvious and he had noticed it immediately. Thus, he tried to ease your tension with a light joke and also boost up your confidence.

“It nothing works, that will be my last resort,” you responded playfully, giving him a wink. “But I really gotta go now,” you hurriedly waved at him and dashed into the direction of the elevator.

“Good luck, Jenn!” He shouted after you encouragingly.

~*~

It was the same route that you walked every single morning and every night. The route from your apartment to the bus station and the other way round. In the morning you could barely keep your eyes open. You always walked along the roads with heavy steps and your eyelids almost closed while regretting not going to sleep earlier. At night, you were so worn out from work that your body felt numb, so you walked along the short path being half-alive and half-dead while your brain and soul had already passed into a different dimension.

However, today you strolled back to your apartment with light steps and a big grin on your face, feeling content with yourself. It seemed as though you were finally getting somewhere in your life. All of your hard work was finally starting to show results.

Just a couple of meters in front of the entrance you bumped into Dabin again who was accompanied by Christian. They two of them were probably heading out for work. Sometimes you envied them, they were their own bosses. They could choose when to work and what to do, depending on their mood. But that didn’t mean they were slacking, they were so passionate about their work, it was impressive. Dabin had shown you some of his tracks a couple of times and you always admired his talent. He was constantly writing new songs. Christian also put in so much work to make their little company grow. He had meetings almost every other day and he stayed up all night, editing videos and creating concept ideas. Their passion was burning and you secretly admired them for it.

But, the courage they had to pursue their dreams and the risks and uncertainty that came along, wasn’t something you possessed. You preferred the safe way, the quickest path to success, to money.

Christian and Dabin both raised their eyebrows at you when they saw you. The two of them had an amused expression plastered across their faces.

 “You seem to be in a good mood,” Christian laughed.

“I got the position!” You told them enthusiastically, a wide grin curling up on your red lips.  

“Oh! Congratulations!” They both said in unison and gave you a warm congratulatory hug.

After having a little small talk, you bid goodbye, heading into the opposite direction.  You were opening the door of the entrance, when Christian called your name out of the sudden, making you swirl around again. You gave him a questioning look and waited for him to say something.  

“You should smile more often. It suits you,” he told you as his lips curved upwards.

~*~

Today was one of the very rare days where you didn’t have to go to work on a Friday night. At first you thought about taking a long bath and burying your head in a good book. However, your friends had different plans for you in mind.  There was a Halloween party at the club and they insisted that you should join them. For one, because you haven’t been able to spend much time with them due to juggling between your part-time job and your studies and in addition to that, they also wanted to celebrate you getting the internship in one of Korea’s biggest conglomerates. Their selection process was known to be extremely though. Some of your classmates had tried it before, but none of them ever managed to pass the second round. You did wonder why they had chosen you.  Your grades were good, but of course there was always someone who was better than you. You attended a prestigious university, but so did your classmates and they didn’t pass. So that couldn’t be the reason either.  You had great social skills and you were convinced they liked the answers you gave to even the most tricky questions, however, in such a competitive society, even that wouldn’t have been enough. You had nothing in you résumé that was particularly outstanding or special. Neither did you have a powerful family to back you up. But maybe, it was the combination of all that. Maybe it was your hard work that finally got acknowledge. Maybe your perseverance and your ambition were finally paying off; or maybe it was just pure luck.

You had no idea why they settled for you, but you didn’t care very much either. It didn’t matter. In the end you got the spot and if you did well, they would hire your for a permanent position. That was all that mattered to you for now.

~*~

So here you were, all dressed up in a room filled with sweaty people and loud trap music.  

Clubbing wasn’t your really your “thing”, but you had to admit it was a lot fun with the right people. It felt good to forget about everything that weighed you down once it while and alcohol always did a great job in achieving that.

You were on the dance floor with your friends and a drink in your hands, moving your body along to the beat when they announced a new DJ. They shouted his name into the mic, hyping up the crowd and you immediately turned your head to the DJ booth. He was someone you knew and had a lot of respect for. Someone you looked up to. He was the first person you had met in university as he was assigned as your mentor. Since then he had become a great source of support to you. Not only regarding things involving your studies, but also personal matters. However, one day he just wasn’t there anymore. He dropped out to focus on his career in the music business and it was hard to keep in touch with him.

  “I’ll go say hello real quick,” you shouted into your friend’s ear and pointed to the heightened platform.  You tried to weave through the crowd and it was harder than you thought. There was a lot of booty-grabbing and dick-grinding and some point some guy even stopped you, trying to push his tongue down your throat, but luckily you managed to escape just in time. There was a security guard standing right next to the booth. He saw you coming into his direction so he threw you a glare. Intimidated by his strong build, you dismissed the idea straightaway. You took a step back and were about to retreat, when you felt a pair of hands on your shoulders. You immediately turned your head around and were greeted by a big smile.

“You gotta stop creeping up on me like that,” you laughed at him.   

“Why? You wanna punch me again?” He crossed his arms over his chest, sheltering himself from any possible attacks.

“No, I wouldn’t dare hit a cat. That would be animal abuse,” you let out a chuckle as your eyes wandered to the little black cat ears on top of his head.

“Hyeri made me wear it,” he let out an embarrassed chuckled and immediately removed the headband from his head. “Why? Don’t take it off. It looks cute,” you made fun of him with a grin on your lips. “You wear it, I’ll just say I lost it,” he put the black thing on your head. “What do you want to do about the whiskers though?” You pointed to the black lines on his cheeks.

“I can’t hide my inner cat, huh?” He laughed out loud while rolling his eyes.

“You wanna go backstage?” He then asked you out of the blue, remembering why he approached you in the first place.

“Not really, I just wanted to say hi to Ju Kyung,” you told him.

“You know him?” He looked at you, surprised that you didn’t refer to him by his stage name. You nodded your head briefly in response. Usually you would explain how you got to know him, but it was too loud in the club to have a proper conversation, especially since you two were standing close to the speakers. Christian gave a sign to the security guard who then immediately helped you to get through the crowd to the backstage area. You wanted to thank Christian, but when you turned around he was already gone. Shrugging your shoulders you walked to the DJ booth. The moment Ju Kyung saw you, he immediately reached his hands out, to help you get onto the platform.   You did a little chitchat with him, catching up a bit and then returned to the place where your friends were.

That night, you also spotted Dabin in the crowd and he acknowledged your presence with a bright smile and a nod. It was odd just how many coincidental encounters you had with them. Ever since they became you neighbors you bumped into them seemingly everywhere. It was a little world, wasn’t it?

~*~

After dancing and moving around so much, your body began dehydrating and you became thirsty. It was time to get some liquid into your system, preferably something strong. Walking over to the bar you raised your arms to signal the bartender that you wanted to order something, but instead of taking you order he placed a cocktail in front of you without words.

That was quick, you thought. You hadn’t been at the bar for even a full second and somebody was already trying to hit on you?

“Who is it from?” You asked the bartender and he just pointed to the note under the glass in response.

You lifted the glass and took the piece of paper in between your fingers. A smile curled onto your lips when you read what was written on it.  

“Congratulations on your internship! Enjoy yourself! You deserved it! :)  — Dabin

P.S. Thought I was a creep, didn’t you lol  You can drink it without any worries, I didn’t put anything inside :P”

#dpr live #christian yu #dpr live scenarios #christian yu scenarios #khh scenarios #khh imagines #hong dabin #khiphop scenarios #dabin #finally a gif with christian and dabin in it lol #umbrella

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pavlovers · 6 years

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i was tagged by loveliest person ever @britneyshakespeare to list 10 songs i’m obsessed with at the moment and tag 10 people, tysm diana

1. Days Like Masquerades by the Academy Is (why the fuck is the lost in pacific time ep so good like??)

2. Sometimes by My Bloody Valentine (saw it on my dash and decided to listen to it, and man this song is moody with its distorted guitars with barely audible dreamy vocals but i really fucking like it)

3. Exit Music (For A Film) by Radiohead (i recently watched the episode of black mirror where they played this at the twist ending and oh my god? it worked so well and now i get chills whenever i listen to it, it really is perfect exit music)

4. Get Out by CHVRCHES (whooaa they’re back and yeah this song is a bop that’s all)

5. Kathleen by Catfish and the Bottlemen (tbh i was at first indifferent to them because sometimes they can sound like a mediocre mish-mash of stuff i’ve already heard before, but this song is cool, i love when he starts like almost-screaming, it reminds me so much of julian casablancas’ voice)

6. Drugstore Perfume by Gerard Way (i recently re-listened to hesitant alien and holy hell gerard is? so talented? i really hope he does another music project someday)

7. I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles (ok i know this is kind of a well-known song because like it’s literally their first one, but as i was listening to more early beatles songs, i swear i didn’t know why this sounded so familiar and then i realized that if you’ve ever watched those animated the adventurous adventures of one direction videos on youtube like i did when i was 10 and they sort of blew up, when louis goes to paul mccartney to get the pussy magnet, that’s what he sings to get the machine to work… oh and yeah it’s a total jam too)

8. Gloom Boys by Waterparks (i finally listened to waterparks which i’ve always been hesitant to listen to because i’m not a huge fan of pop punk but all their stuff is stupid catchy?)

9. Angry Me by Graham Coxon (i want this to play through my headphones while i’m eating lunch only to be interrupted when a pretty girl comes up and insults my skating alright?)

10. GOLD by BROCKHAMPTON (the first brockhampton song i heard and i was immediately hooked? like idk what it is but they way the production and their verses work together is just… really really good idk?)

umm i’ll tag @glowinginahuddle @beetlebun @explorerof-theunknown @theo-the-charismatic @blondosonic @en-plein-amour @cemeterysoup @heartbreakhotelsuite505@home-in-orbis if they want to

#tag thing

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forkanna · 7 years

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NOTE: I probably bring up Rilo Kiley way more often than is necessary, but God they're just one of my favourite bands. While writing this, I ended up ordering my fave album of theirs on vinyl (just being sentimental I guess) and finally got their "Rkives" collection of b-sides, which was kind of their goodbye letter to their fans. Probably the real reason it took me this long is that I didn't want to believe they really would never put out another album...

Anyway, none of this is important to the fic at all.

"MAN, that was so awesome! The way the creature exploded from inside the box and went for the girl's face, but she bashed it with the meat tenderizer?! I was totally on the edge of my seat!"

"The edge of the counter, you mean," I sighed as we headed down Bloor. As much as I hated to admit it, the movie hadn't been half-bad, even if I couldn't see myself watching it again unless a friend really wanted to. And since I don't have any friends…

"Did you see the look on her boyfriend's face when she chose the monster over him? I thought he would BARF!"

"Yep."

"Oh my gosh…" With a happy little giggle, Knives skipped once before settling into a normal stride again. "Way better than that movie you were watching when I got there."

"Oh, 'The Birds'?"

"Yeah. It was black and white, and just kind of looked depressing."

"Right. What a flop that one was." There was no sense in fighting with someone who didn't appreciate classic cinema, after all. Not that I'm that big of a Hitchcock fan, but the old letch had a way with a camera lens.

"Anyway, sorry about knocking over that display," she went on, scratching her cheek. "Is it expensive? I still have some saved up from working at Second Cup last year…"

My shoulders moved up and down. "Doesn't matter. The boss barely gives a shit. And nothing was really broken, just kinda… bent slightly."

"Oh. Okay, good."

"Um…"

The silence stretched on for another block. Finally, Knives asked, "Um, what? Normally I'd be the one to start a sentence and forget to finish it."

That was a fair point. Why was I having so much trouble with this? My question was supposed to be something simple. Supposed to be. But for whatever reason, asking it felt like a more monumental task. An important one.

"Do you… wanna… come back to my place?"

SHIT. Of course I would end up asking it in a way that sounds like way more than I intended. Like I was propositioning some damn college freshman! Who's a chick! I felt stupid, and embarrassed, and had to snap my lips shut to keep from babbling more, even though in reality, this actually wasn't a big deal. People went to their friends' apartments all the time! Logic couldn't stop me from feeling ridiculous.

"Really?"

When I looked up, her eyes were shining with glee. Literally shining — it could have been the headlights of a passing car. Not really sure.

"Nevermind," I said immediately, continuing to walk at a quick pace. "Forget I said anything."

"No, wait, but- listen- I'm talking to you!" Dashing after me, she finally caught up when I got to the corner and I had to wait for the crosswalk signal. "Kim! I promise I'll be good, don't go!"

"I just… wanted to see if you'd be interested, but not if you're going to make it into some red-letter event, okay?! GOD!"

Her arms wrapped around me, and I had to fight down the instinct to shove her into traffic. "But this is gonna be fun! I've been waiting for you to invite me back sometime!"

"You have?! Then why didn't you say anything?"

"Because you already kind of acted annoyed that I was even hanging around you, and I didn't wanna push it!"

"Well, that's… that is just… totally accurate," I admitted through my clenched teeth. Much as it pained me. "But you could have just… I don't know, nevermind."

By now, how close she was started to get on my nerves. I don't know why; normally I'm not that averse to being squeezed, but just something about how excited she was to come by my stupid apartment made it worse. Still, was kind of nice to actually have a friend get within my personal space bubble again. For someone to care enough to try.

"I'm just happy, that's all," she finally whispered. Then she seemed to sense that I'd bite her head off purely to avoid confronting feelings, so she drew back and smiled awkwardly. "But yeah, I'll chill with you for an hour or two."

"Fine. Uh… well, then let's, um…"

I didn't even finish the thought. Instead, I put one foot in front of the other, half hoping that Knives would forget to follow me. She didn't.

~ o ~

"What do you want, tea? Milk? Milktea?"

"Water's fine," she said with a pleasant little smile. That was starting to drive me nuts. She left her chunky boots by the door — which I don't know why she was wearing in the middle of Summer, anyway — and sat cross-legged on the counter as I got her a glass of water, then reached for a beer for myself.

"You… don't mind if I…?"

"I can drink now, too, you know," she giggled with her hands wrapped around her shins as she smiled over at me. "But, um… I don't think I should."

The cap bounced across the kitchen and into the corner when I popped it, and I told myself I'd worry about picking it up later. "Don't think you should? What, did you find religion at uni or something?"

"Nah. Just… after what happened at Julie's aunt's…"

Everything in the room seemed to freeze. After a moment or two… I began to realise it really did freeze.

Swallowing hard, I waved my hand back and forth past Knives's face. Totally petrified. She still looked normal, but I couldn't move her even when I pushed very slightly at her arm. This was really bizarre. I started having Vietnam-style flashbacks to the year before, but the flickering of my fluorescent light bulb was helping to distract my brain from diving down that rabbit hole. Not when I already had another rabbit hole to climb out of as it was.

Actually… it wasn't the light bulb. When I looked up, I saw giant brick letters that said "PAUSE" suspended in midair, flashing a rainbow of colours. They were a little too high up for me to reach them easily, but I thought I could touch them by hopping up and down a little…

Yet I didn't. Not yet.

Pacing back and forth, I tried to think through my reaction. Why did I freeze up so much? I couldn't even fully remember what happened that night… except that I had some kind of vague snippet of Knives saying "I've kissed the lips that kissed you." And then we did a little experiment, cutting Scott out of the picture. That's it; everything else was a blank, everything that came after, most of the next morning. Gone. And I had been dreading when she might bring it up again, just in case her memory was a little clearer than mine. That was truly mortifying to me.

On the other hand, Knives was trying not to let that happen again. Did she hate kissing me? Or was she just trying not to repeat a sloppy, drunken mistake? Maybe she liked it but thought I hated it, the same way she didn't ask to come back to my place because she knew I was barely tolerating her as a pseudo-friend.

Anyway, this was all conjecture. I was getting way ahead of myself. Knives was a nice person, even if I don't typically trust nice people (because they turn out like Scott most of the time). Sighing, knowing this wasn't really fair to her anyway, I hopped up and smacked the word that had appeared overhead.

"...I dunno," she finally finished, rubbing at the back of her neck. Then she blinked. "Hey, how'd you get into the middle of the kitchen so fast? I thought I was the one with the training."

"Nevermind that. Um… what happened that night. I don't remember a lot; I was pretty tanked. So like, it wasn't… if I did anything…" Somehow, despite having that additional time to prepare myself, I still wound up blushing and looking away from her.

"Huh? Oh… crazy, right?" Clearing her throat, she shrugged and went on, "Well, I remember more than you do, I think, but we don't have to talk about it anymore."

Swallowing hard and trying to get my stupid face under control, I said, "Thanks." A huge swig of beer gave me time to think of a subject to change to. "Sure you don't want one?"

"I'm good, thank you."

"Cool."

I led her into the living room and flopped down on the couch. She took the seat next to me, but when I turned to glare at her, she moved over to the nearby chair. Then I felt like shit for scaring her off, but she was already talking again.

"So… do you have anything good to watch here?"

"Not really. No internet or cable, and I don't have a lot of movies."

"I thought you'd have tons, working at a video store! Like, when they get rid of the old ones, you could get them for free or something…"

A long sigh issued as I slid further down, propping my feet up on the coffee table. "Nope." She did the same thing, and I tried not to laugh at her mirroring my gesture.

"So what do you do for fun when you get home?"

"Nothing."

"Really? Then why do you go to the library?"

She had me there. "Uh… no reason. Check my email, I dunno."

"Do you wanna listen to music? I, um… have some on my phone…"

The request was so nervous that I had to fight down the urge to lash out at her. To tell her that was a stupid idea, or sarcastically say it was greeeaaat and she was a genius. These things just come naturally to me. Instead, I managed to grit my teeth and say, "Sure." After all, what better ideas were coming out of my brain? Not a one.

~ o ~

So we listened to her music, I finished my beer. I said I liked the song, she told me who it was — somebody I'd heard of but dismissed as a lame pop act. Para-whatever. Then we started talking about other bands we liked, and most of hers were cheesy or lame, but she also liked a lot of decent stuff. Somehow, we both knew Rilo Kiley, which I didn't think anybody else in the universe had heard of. Every band I brought up that she didn't know, she responded with "I'll have to check them out", which would be a brush-off coming from anyone else. But Knives meant it.

It started to get late. Part of me wanted her to stay, but most of me needed her to go, so I yawned and said I was thinking about going to bed soon and she got the hint.

"Sorry I was so lame," Knives apologised with too much sincerity as I showed her to the door. "Next time, I'll try to bring my old Nintendo 64 over or something."

"Nice. Do you have Mario Kart?"

"Why wouldn't I have it?" I smiled. That was the closest I usually came to laughing, and I felt my face heating up again from letting her in too far, but I also was annoyed with myself for overthinking every goddamn moment. "And Smash."

"Sorry my apartment was so boring," I shot at her, trying to make up for the smile with caustic sarcasm. Balance my arbitrary scales.

"It's okay." Totally missed it, of course. "You weren't expecting me today, and I wasn't expecting to be invited, either. But I liked hanging out with you, even if all we did was talk. It's been nice."

"Nice, huh?" Her smile seemed to cut right through my force field. "Yeah. That's a word, I suppose."

After a heartbeat, she leaned in to hug me, and I stood there in mild surprise until she let go. "Do you want my cell?"

"Why bother? You'll just show up when you feel like it, right?"

"True, true. See you later!" She was only a few steps away from the door when she called back, "Oh, and I'll check out those Stars guys!"

"Yep."

I waved. Then I was alone in my apartment, with no Nintendo to distract me from wrestling with my crazy thought patterns. Damn my mom for putting all my games in a yard sale after I moved out.

To Be Continued…

#kim pine's precious little knives #scott pilgrim vs. the world #scott pilgrim fanfiction #kim pine #knives chau #forkanna writes #forkanna the writer

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musicvideoprojectakamuka · 5 years

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Music Video

Ideas

Originally for this project I was planning on lip syncing a song but then I found out that it wasn’t allowed because of copyright laws, so I was really lost on what to do. I considered contacting a dancing group to dance cover a song, but I just couldn’t see it with out a few lip syncing.

I also contacted a grime group but things didn’t work out between me and them so I had to find something else.

So after a lot of thought I decided to go with one of funniest songs I know, Moustache from ‘A million ways to die in the West’.

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I love this catch song, filled with moments that make you just want to dance. Also the light hearted nature of it makes even more enjoyable to listen to.

Before I get into this project let me tell you about the music I listen to and what I like to see in a music video.

Music and visual taste:

I literally listen to anything that sounds good, doesn’t matter if I understand it or not, as long as it is “music to my ears” then I will play it, and if it happens to have a good video with then that’s a bonus.

A genre in particular that never fails to disappoint with their music video is k-pop. I love me some k-pop. The genre is based on songs that have a choreography to it which makes it easy and perfect to sync, but the visual effects and concepts they come up with is just crazy and so inspiring.

Take Idol by BTS.

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There are so many creative concepts that inspire me not just musically but visually in general.

The over the top outfits complimented by the over the top art style goes so well, there is much colour and you could see all of it, on the left side its more warm, but towards the right its cooler.

More vivid colours and patterns, creating a frame for the singer who is also dressed in a colourful fashion.

This shot in particular caught my attention when I saw it, its so in your face and loud you’d want to go back and replay it.

Another music video I looked at was also from BTS called Mic Drop

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There are couple of great shots and synchronization in this music video.

When the beat drops the clinch their fists and explosion goes of behind them... SO AWESOME.

But this shot/technique is what I love the most, having the background slow mo while the foreground is moving at normal speed. So everything in the blue outline is slow mo’d and the solo singer is moving and dancing at real time.

Another music video that adapted that technique was also from a k-pop group called TWICE.

https://youtu.be/V2hlQkVJZhE?t=123

They must’ve filmed the background singers separately and the main singer, the one that will play at normal speed on a green screen, then keyed her and composited her into the footage.

I really want to adapt this technique into my work.

The final k-pop video I would like to mention is Exid: ah yeah

https://youtu.be/egqDPipqIAg?t=104

What I like about this is that they have split personality/alter egos to help get their narrative across.

Synchronization:

What makes music videos so powerful is the syncing of the music and the visuals, this could be done either through a visual effect technique, clever editing or physical movement.

The following are example starting of at the syncing part

https://youtu.be/V2hlQkVJZhE?t=184

The dancing is so in sync with the music that even the little “dundun” the dancer shakes her thigh, also the cinematographer also played a huge part in the sync zooming in and out, and the editor changing the setting while maintaining the dance’s continuity.

https://youtu.be/9_k_goMr5ZI?t=136

This one is more subtle but I love it, when the rapper says “life styyyyyyyle” the camera pans for the duration of “yyyyyyyyle” giving it a very nice sync feel.

https://youtu.be/6ONRf7h3Mdk?t=289

I could write a whole essay on Sicko Mode, how the variation of the vfx styles match the variation of flows on the song. But lets talk about the specific syncing example, the jagged flips are so sudden and quick they match the beat perfectly, but they’re so subtle yet so obvious, but it syncs to the beat so we just accept it with out really thinking about it.

Cartoon Music videos:

Everything I’ve spoken about up till now was to do with live action, I would’ve implemented some of these techniques into my project but I decided to go down the motion graphics side.

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I really like this because of the simplicity of the art style and the retro look which reminds you of an old game. There is little movement in it but it doesn’t feel like a flat image because the elements are animated which gives it more life.

https://youtu.be/oHKVS-vphXA

This one is dear to me because its from my favourite anime, ‘Gintama’, the first half of it is very artistic with simple animations with little movement, but its done in such a tasteful way, they added shadow drops to the characters to make them stand out and I really like. The second half is your standard anime animation.

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This one is a beast, the animators really out did themselves, on the contrary to the previous cartoon videos I mentioned, this one is full of movement and effects. This really shows that the only diffrenece between this and an live action music video is that these are cartoons, but other than that it really does feel like a music video.

https://youtu.be/rQvIR1oL1vE

Bojack horseman opening is also very simplistic but it gave me the idea to use simple cartoon 3D using maya’s toon shaders.

Moustache Music Video:

I decided that it was only suitable to have a moustache lead singer for this song.

But I had to decide what style of moustache, an audition if you will.

In the end I decided to go with this, I like how detailed it looks but it could still fit a light hearted role.

The vibe I was going for is to give him human features since he’s performing, so I gave him legs which are basically stick legs, I’ve tried adding a guitar and hands but it didn’t look good at all.

But that hat worked out well, I kind of animated it in an overly cartoony way which I think fits the theme and the vibe of the song.

In this song I kind of decided to take a satire political approach by getting two moustache-less gentlemen and placing moustaches on them to give them “looks” and “dash”.

Hitler and Stalin moustaches.

The borders for the portraits is made of from smaller moustaches aligned a rectangular border. I thought it would give it more flavour instead of just having a plain rectangular border.

To add to this scene I added the moustache dancing along to give the feel that the moustache is dancing around the video environment and acting almost like a host.

Character animation:

This was my first time trying to animate a character, so I don’t really know how to optimise and use my time efficiently, so I ended up duplicating a lot of the layers, and some of the layers were animated frame by frame.

But then I figured out the time remapping expression which allows you to loop animations and that really came in hand.

Also in order to give the moustache a bit more life I used the puppet tool on some of the animations to give it a bit of a dynamic wind blow.

3D Toon:

I decided to make some sort of sign and I wanted it to look 3D, orginally I attempted doing it in after effects using roto, but then I figured I would just use maya toon shader.

I made two versions of each light sign, lighting one and skipping one. This gives the illusion of animation.

There were some problem as you imagine using the toon shader for the first time, for example some of the outline over lined, some lights bugged out and didn’t display their textures.

But the outline was great it really was the cherry on top for the toon effect.

I also used the toon shader on a piano to place on the stage since I felt it was sort of empty.

3D no toon

3D with toon.

Another thing I did to make things not seem so bland is give the sign a wood texture in after effects just to give it more character.

Evaluation:

Overall I didn’t optimise my time for this project and kind of did the whole thing in a week and a half. But am half impressed with my results, but theres so much more that could be improved. For example adding more animations and doing more of the song. However I am really pleased with the toon shading turn out and I will defiantly try play around with it more, same thing with the puppet tool.

I didn’t have time towards the end so I reused the animations at the beginning, I was planning on adding some other characters alongside the moustache, like a scissor playing the piano and a comb dancing on the side.

I might also look into more basic character animation just for fun, because it is enjoyable to see the results.

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Just Drive

We were left to ourselves most of that summer. We both worked, as did our parents. Dad was gone for weeks at a time. He worked in Phoenix, coming home only on weekends. Mom had earned her diploma, but still had to study for her state nursing exam. She was also busy monitoring my grandmother who had health problems and was in and out of the hospital. Mom also started a new job, and was going through orientation – full-time employment for several weeks. Toss in that I was a youngest child and the whole active parenting thing had gone by the wayside.

Ross’ parents both worked – his mom had taken a position at a greeting card company and was busy with a stuffed animal project. His dad was a devoted P&Ger. (All hail the soap works.) Ross was nineteen and had already been away from home for over a year. He hardly needed supervision.

We mostly abandoned the few friends who were around. Many of Ross’ contemporaries stayed away for summer internships, jobs, or traveled abroad. Over the school year, I’d fallen out with many of my friends. David was busy with a new round of people. Christopher’s and my friendship disintegrated the previous fall. Julie worked two jobs, desperately trying to save enough money for tuition. Erin was doing the same. Valli was madly in love with Jerry, a guy she met through her Young Life activities, and she worked full-time as a lifeguard, so she wasn’t around much. Shari left for her last summer of camp – this time as a counselor. Anna spent her summer abroad, Victor was required to attend summer Reserve training and broke his leg. He’ll deny it to the end of his days, but he spent his summer smoking pot on a neighbor’s back deck.

I literally lived at the J’s' for days at a time. I stopped by their house between baby-sitting jobs, entered through the unlocked garage/basement, left messages on the white-board in the breakfast nook and went on with my business. We slept in Ross' long twin bed and I fought with those damn high countertops in the kitchen. (Side note: Ross’ family is very tall – his mother is 5’11” if she isn’t 6’ tall. His dad is at least 6’2.” “Little” brother Scott topped out at 6’5 at least.) At some point in the late 70s or early 80s, they remodeled their kitchen and chose to have the countertops installed a few inches higher than is the industry standard. I am 5’4” tall. I could not reach the cabinets, and working at the counter was awkward. Ross found a step stool for me to use while I was there. Had we been ten years older, you could describe us as having moved in together. But we weren’t ten years older. We were teenagers, just seventeen and nineteen. We lacked experience to draw upon, and the confidence that comes with it.

Ross’ bedroom in his parents’ house was our haven. The stereo and speakers (all four of them), the albums and computers - all were strewn with laundry - clean shirts and dirty socks. Soldering tools, wires, pliers, and desk lamps were scattered over the “desk.” I never saw an actual work surface - it was littered with computer pieces; motherboards, hard drives, video boards. This masculine clutter was familiar. My father’s workshop at home, and my brother’s room before he left. To me, it was a very comfortable place…full of warmth. The door to Scott's room was open often enough to hear Scott playing guitar and to talk and chat and visit. We spent hours together there. Chaka Khan, Pat Metheny, Phil Collins, Joe Jackson, and Neil Diamond (his mom never seemed to mind when he cranked Neil Diamond or Phil Collins) were just some of the musical favorites that summer. I can still see him playing air guitar with a particularly fun riff from some album or the other. (These were vinyl albums – Ross was saving his money to buy a CD-player and a replacement for the guitar he’d destroyed in the Corral Show some two years previous. CDs were still new and the packaging was controversial – sold in the long cardboard boxes with plastic overwrap. In the mid-90s I got irritated with the lack of space in our basement, and convinced my husband to finally dispose of his collection of long-boxes from his own mid-80s CD purchases.)

We spent evenings in the TV room watching his dad flick through the thirty or so TV channels that were available when cable was new. We had been away from adult supervision for too long, so we settled into the couch in front of the television to make nice with the ‘rents. My head snuggled up under Ross' arm. Ross tried to make idle small talk with his dad - attempting to smooth the relationship. It used to drive me nuts the way his dad would flip, flip, flip through umpteen channels and seemingly watch four shows at the same time. What's sad is I do that today. Give me the remote control, and I flip, flip, flip and watch 3-4 shows at the same time. Damn commercials.

The TV room was just that – a TV room. Not a “family room” like so many homes have today, but a TV room. In years past the room had probably been a sunroom, a sitting room, perhaps an office. It was on the west side of the house, so in the late afternoon, you’d have to close the blinds against the glare of the sun in order to see the TV. The opening to the room was off the living room. A formal living room with couches, a curio cabinet and the grand piano. No doorway, no formal archway, just a large open space in the wall between the living room and TV room. The room was long and narrow and ran the length of the house. At one end was the couch, placed under the windows facing the television. And at the other end was a table and built-in shelves that held the fish tanks, the hermit crab and the encyclopedia set. There was no room to do much of anything else.

Late one night, after the eleven o’clock news, we watched C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) on cable. While the rest of the family slept upstairs, we curled up on the couch and stared at the blue flickering screen. The TV set provided the only light on in the house. I covered my eyes and squealed at the gruesome parts. I was fascinated and terrified at the same time. I’m not good with horror flicks – even bad ones. After the movie, Ross walked me out to my car, I got in, and to avoid waking his parents, he pushed it out of the driveway. I coasted down the street, popped the clutch and drove home. Ross taught me that particular bit of street knowledge, how to start a car by popping the clutch. Useful only if you’re driving an old-fashioned standard transmission.

Some nights we just drove. We put hundreds of miles on various vehicles - the VW Rabbit (1981 gray, two-door, hatchback - diesel, cloth seats) has especially pungent memories. We knew of only two or three gas stations in the county that supplied diesel, so invariably we drove to one of them to fill up the tank. The VW Vanagon and the Oldsmobile Station Wagon (with maroon vinyl seats and the compass on the front dash) were also driven more than once. We talked about our dreams, our insecurities, our parents, gossiped about what so and so was doing, and played the game of “identify the vehicle by the headlights”; Hondas versus Datsuns versus Fords, versus Chryslers – throw in an exotic Volvo or Saab. I never quite got the knack of that one. He was so disappointed when I mis-identified a vehicle. To this day, I can drive in reverse pretty well. For whatever reason, I had lots of practice. On a whim, Ross might decide to drive home from somewhere in reverse, just for the hell of it. He backed around parking lots, he backed down long driveways, he backed down the street. And believe it or not, I really think we always wore our seatbelts.

We spent the Fourth of July holiday together. In the morning I stood by the side of the road and watched the parade (Dad was involved because of council, mom was with the ambulance crew) then stopped at Moreno’s for lunch and volleyball. Finally, Ross and I spent the late afternoon in his bedroom. His parents were out with their own friends, Scott was gone, so Ross and I were contentedly alone. We spent the hours spooned on his bed, listening to music, enjoying uninterrupted togetherness. We were supposed to go to the town fireworks display at the high school athletic field, but never made it. We watched a few fireworks from the window, then fell back to bed and fell asleep. I got home to my own bed in my parents house sometime in the early morning hours of the fifth. And we both had to work the next morning.

* * *

Ross was very close with his brother. Though only 2 ½ years apart in age, due to the quirks of the school system they were three years apart in school. Even so, they shared everything. They read the same books, swapped albums, music, they played in the same band together. Ross passed on snippets of wisdom for dealing with teachers and peers. In one of his letters from Wooster, Ross had encouraged me to introduce myself to Scott, concerned for his younger brother’s well-being. A few weeks into the summer, Ross realized his little brother Scott had a crush on me. It stands to reason - I had first fooled around with his best buddy Mark and then was a constant presence not just in his home, but in his brother's bedroom, an open door away. He must have caught us more than once in various states of undress. (I never did understand that floor plan, why was there a door between Scott's and Ross' bedrooms?)

I felt a fondness toward Scott myself. He was my friend as well as Ross’ brother and we had enjoyed our own friendship and escapades before Ross came home. Aside from Scrabble games at Corral, Mark, Scott, Igor and their buddy Jon had the brilliant idea to make their very own episode of Star Trek. Jon had a ton of video equipment. Igor put together a set in his basement, and Scott, Mark, and Igor’s little brother Alex were recruited as actors. Mark starred as the Captain, Scott played Spock, Alex and Igor posed as the science officers, and they needed a girl to play “Lieutenant U-whor-a.” Whether I was doing a favor for Igor or Mark, or both, they managed to get me to agree in a weak moment. Jon was the director/cameraman, and we made up dialogue as we went along.

My character, as you might surmise from the character’s name, was the spaceship harlot. My scenes involved sitting in the captain’s lap (Mark), attempting sexual distraction; sitting in my chair at the communications center, showing off my legs whilst making obscene gestures; and rattling off one-liners like, “Why jack-off when you can have me for free?” Some “sweet’n’innocent” stuff, eh?

It took several days of filming in Moreno’s basement, and I couldn’t be there for all the filming days. I filmed the first day, and then was busy with other activities. My absence led to some creative explanations as to why U-Whor-A was absent from the bridge, including AIDS, Toxic Shock Syndrome, and other female ails resulting from monthly cycles. Igor and Alex’s dad got fed up with the “set” in the basement. He declared a deadline by which the crap had to be cleaned up. The guys begged me to return so they could finish the film.

Over the summer Jon and Scott edited the thing and roped Ross into designing credits for them. I didn’t see the finished product until years later. It is a rare masterpiece that someday I’ll have to explain to my children. I don’t look forward to the discussion with my children; explaining it to my husband was embarrassing enough.

And yet with all of that, I was Ross’ girl. So in deference to Scott’s feelings, Ross and I made a conscious effort to monitor our behavior. It just so happened those were the same weeks our parents had been coming down hard on us to behave ourselves. I suppose we had gotten a bit out of control, and needed to pull back and exercise proper decorum.

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