love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?

ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up

The gemstones would wipe the floor with the roy siblings btw

fahre this is the funniest thing you've ever said actually

Your blog is literally Horny On Mayne right now.

stop I've lost control of my life, also @trillgutterbug told me to watch this show and then DIPPED and left me here holding my dick and all of these feelings !!!

love lieb and web as boyfriends but love them more as codependent ex boyfriends who simply cannot move on. like oh web has a dinner date? joe is picking up takeout at the exact same time wow what a coincidence. joe is going to the movies with someone? oh my god so funny web is seeing that EXACT same movie! How do they know this information? they still have each others locations on, duh! For safety purposes, no other reasons at all! and of course they got a dog together, the crustiest white dog imaginable that needs daily medication so they are constantly blowing up each others phones giving each other shit for not following the custody schedule, asking if the medication was given on time that morning, saying shit like ‘what do you MEAN she didn’t poop the two days at your place??? and you didn’t even call dr. thompson wow’. they are excruciating, their friends are starting to fucking hate them, they cannot keep new boyfriends to save their lives, they are hooking up once a month and fighting the next morning crazy ass bitches

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

flak-happy: being reckless and beyond caring about one's personal safety / mota 1x04

I dont care about ethics but rpf seems like it requires a lot of research.

Yeah but that's secretly the fun part.

who tf is Connor from succession why have I never heard of him before. i know kendall does coke (?) and kills someone driving i know shiv has a really weird definition of love and i know tom has a gay thing w greg and throws a water bottle at him and Roman has a thing for milfs or something. but I’ve never seen a Connor post

text from my mother at midnight: oh btw when i locked the chicken coop earlier there was a bunch of blood outside? sorry, forgot to tell you until i just now because i was watching a tiktok that mentioned blood and it reminded me!

??!!!?!?!!?????!!??!!!?????????!!? the brainrot social media is giving to our old people wtf

you may not know it, but this is what peak heterosexuality looks like

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language