oh the temptation to write a vampire au fic

Me: man ive got work to do

the dark whispers from my credit card: you must BUY more GUNPLA my leige, you must pre order MASTER GRADES off of premium bandai

These sure are some AWFULLY tempting new pfp candidates...

pov: picking the most vile and downright evil thing anyone has ever said in the history of language just to get hit with the Sweet rush of dopamine™

pointing finger to myself in the mirror. STOP consuming the same old stuff again and again and again, you already know it by heart. stop being a coward and go venture out into new stuff

Wow I am a strict Christmas AFTER thanksgiving kind of person but I am in a Christmas mood rn what 😭😭

I have enough songs in my head where I could make playlists of my bg3 bitches and their romantic partners but I cannot fall into this temptation

The insatiable urge to have priest say 'dang' or 'that must suck'

the overwhelming urge to cry for no apparent reason has returned my dudes

I'm trying to do a as close to vanilla as possible run and I'm so close to breaking!!! I'm in the first week of fall year 1 and havent used any super cheaty mods yet. It's killing me but its so fun at the same time.

I applaud my continued resistance

*heavy breathing*

i need to stop getting Good Omens clips on my youtube bc I can’t watch it and I don’t need another hyperfixation rn and aaaaaa no go away gay people i don’t need you rn. shoo. go. be gone from my sight.

All this One Piece talk is making me want to watch it but you don't understand

You cannot start One Piece at this point! It's too late!! That anime is entirely too long for a newcomer it's not possible!!

But what if I just watch the live action I say, like a fool. And then what? It gets cancelled and you have to watch the anime!

It's a trap, it's an elaborate ruse, I have not been avoiding this show for ten years for it to get me now, I will be so angry

Anyone else out there having fresh new ideas for their WIP that are so much more compelling than what you already had planned, but you haven't even finished the first draft, so you just keep writing off of your old vision while the ideas you desperately want to implement sit and stew in your mind?? Just me??

i'm doing perrin's stuff in the scarlet/violet DLC and wow this is reaaalllllllyyyyy making me wanna replay legends arceus

WOKE UP TODAY TO MY BOYFRIEND SHOWING ME A CLIP OF THE VAMPIRE FROM BALDUR’S GATE 3 I WILL NOT…