Just me, thinking about fairy tonic

Wild: I have this! It might work!

Wild: *uses it on whoever needed it and it works amazingly*

Four: What even is that potion?

Wild: It’s fairy tonic.

Hyrule: What is it made of?

Wild: *Silence*

Time: *sort of catching on* Wild, what is it made out of?

Wild: *sort of panicking* Drugs-

In my head this was funny ok

teki the receptionist doll

Day 146: you break it, I eat it

(ik you said receptionist but you can have her in the downtown 7/11 instead, it’s basically the same thing)

The prevailing belief of many ASTV viewers seems to be that Miguel O'Hara is an actual, literal vampire. Do you think this funny.

Nope! <3 it shows such a lack of willingness to do even Basic Research that would take maybe two seconds to look up that it makes me want to Kill. like. cmon. he has Fangs because he's half-spider...,,.,

They're hollow, and whenever he Bites People, it is specifically with the intent to POISON them with the VENOM from his FANGS-- he also Says That every time he does it, like he's an anime character, lol, and it means a lot to me. we don't know the exact makeup or potency of his venom, but we Do know that it's fast-acting, paralytic, and (apparently, thankfully) non-toxic, at least.

Azure getting tied up and watching as Macaque absolutely ruins y/n's insides because he not only manipulated the brothers against Wukong without even asking what went wrong plus he sent macaque to die.

Azure: L-listen dude we can talk about this I-i'm sorr-

Macaque: Shut the fuck up. Your crush didn't even like you anyways.

Y/n: Can y'all just untie me so I can go home?

Macaque/Azure: NO

This woman was talking really loudly directly behind me about how she loves dogs and hates cats and I was like Woah there thems fighting words brother! and she’s like Well I just don’t think cats feel love. And she just expects me to not be disgusted by her every second of every day

How it feels to crochet:

[Video Description: A clip from Family Guy, with the Griffin family sitting at the couch in their home. Peter is stuck in mid-air and looks like Superman in flight. The intro to No Surprises by Radiohead has been edited into the clip.

Dialogue:

Louis: Peter, how are you doin' that?!

Peter (distraught): Uh, I... I don't - I don't know, Louis, I'm scared!

End of video description]

episode 21 recap

after my ✨️third✨️ attempt in the past 4 days to expose myself to standup comedy and build my lukewarm-jokes survival muscles i'll hereby conclude that jesus christ i'd rather fucking die

sometimes i feel like the only p5 fan on this site who actually thinks the game is good lol

here’s the thing right. i obviously know kaeya has a mean/crueller streak and a lot of very sad/‘angsty’ story potential like that’s a very real part of his character that im actually interested in and think abt a Lot more then i let on and i hate to think that i am like. ‘woobifying’ him bc i mostly talk abt him in a very specific cutesy way but tbh if you check the actual fanfic and fanart content out there rn the Overwhelming majority of it is just so persistently grim n focused on tragedy n sadness n pain that i just feel like i Gotta talk abt the sweeter/softer/more introspective aspects of kaeya bc if not it’ll just get buried beneath all that misery 😭😭😭

animal crossing?

crossing what?

Merlin and Cedric throwing hands like there’s no tomorrow

Arthur: Can… I get a waffle? CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE

if I turn off reblogs I always make sure to turn off the option that lets others blaze it (lol) too because although it's EXTREMELY UNLIKELY (this is a very irrational thought) part of me is paranoid that if I don't, some petty ass fucker is gonna pay real money to broadcast my dumb posts just to spite me.

I thought I would be simping for Alhaitham but instead its cyno

because apparently this fucker ticks most of my checkboxes for an ideal partner

His unfunny humor is also a huge plus for some reason.