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emotionallyattachednerd · 9 months

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Lucky Winners ❙ ES Bumblebee X f!robot reader X Breakdown ❙ NSFW 18+

Word count: 2300+

Warnings: Smut ( valve in plug and port and double penetration ) threesome, mentions of BreakBee and a pretty tasty sandwich. NSFW 18+.

Notes: This...I really liked this! Thanks anon for sending through it was a lot of fun and excited to share with the world. Enjoy. 🥰

They are at it again. Bumblebee and Breakdown were having a few races together at the track while you watch on, unable to hold back your smile as you admire them both carrying on like sparklings. Honestly, you think it's cute, they both are, and you enjoy spending time with them.

After the horrible events with both G.H.O.S.T. and Mandroid there was a lot to repair and more verbal agreements to be made. All decepticons and autobots are finally working together to repair the space bridge, and to put the differences aside for a better future.

You're an autobot, loyal to Optimus, but even you grew tired of this war. Despite still being considered as young you felt ready for retirement. After the space bridge would be fixed you wanted to revisit cybertron, and from there you're wanting to consider what you want.

What you truly want is to settle, a change to start a family perhaps, but finding the right mech was no easy task. Right now your thoughts and optics are right on both Bumblebee and Breakdown. Both were rather handsome, funny, and they were both kind to you. But of course you can't have both, right?

Your thoughts are interrupted when you hear the sound of engines roaring and tires skidding, both bots come screaming around the track and as always Breakdown beats Bumblebee. They both transform in style right before you then.

"Too slow!"

"Not again! I know you're cheating somehow, there's just no way you can beat me every single time!"

"Just admit that I'm faster to you, Bee." Breakdown gave out a hearty laugh that you are fond of hearing.

"Y/N, to be honest, did he get a head start?" Bumblebee asks, bringing you into the moment.

"Breakdown a cheater? That's a serious accusation." Your tone is playful. "I'm pretty sure you both went off at the same time."

"I want a re-race!" Bumblebee declared.

"Let's make it interesting. Winner takes the prize." Breakdown grins with mischief.

"What prize? You've got nothing to offer!" Bumblebee argues with slumped shoulders before looking at you. "Name the prize, Y/n."

"Me?" You sound surprised. "Well, alright. The winner shall...." You think before giving a shrug, followed by a silky giggle. "The winner gets a kiss from me."

It's a joke, at least that's what you told yourself.

Both Breakdown and Bumblebee stare at you, then at each other, before they transform and are flying down the track as if their lives depended on it.

"Oh." You whisper to yourself as you feel your cheek plating warm up a little. It was a joke, and they both took it very seriously. Surely they didn't seriously think you are being for real?

Well, you sit there, anxiously waiting for the winner to finish. It's not that you were opposed to the thought of kissing either of them, you would like that very much, but perhaps it's just you overthinking it. It's just a kiss.

Eventually they finish, and once again Breakdown is the champion.

"Yes! I get the prize!" He looks rather proud of himself and even eager to get the kiss from you.

"No fair..." Poor Bumblebee sounded like a wounded critter.

"So, Y/n, how about that kiss?" Breakdown cruises towards you, holding a charming smirk as you stand up from the ground in front of him.

"Very well." Leaning forward you caress his cheek, turning his head lightly and kissing his cheek lightly, giving him a dainty giggle noticing his confused expression.

"What? That's all?" You don't miss Bumblebee's amused smile.

"Oh I'm sorry, were you expecting a hot make out session?" You teased with a seductive smile.

"Yeah?"

"That wasn't the prize offered." Patting his cheek you step away crossing your arms across your charris.

"Alright then, put it on the table." Breakdown sounded determined to get that kiss, which makes you blush lightly knowing what he wants from you. "Bee, one more race?"

Bumblebee vented heavily. "Fine! But I'm watching you, no cheating."

"Y/n, all good, kiss on the lips on the table?" Breakdown looks very anxious as he dances lightly on his pedas making you smirk lightly, an idea forming in your mind. It was crazy but you can't help yourself. After all, it's been a while since you've had any intimate fun.

"How about...whoever wins, get's to have me." You declare before leaning yourself against the brick wall and parting your legs a little, your servos cascading over the top of your thighs, teasing the two racers. "And they can do whatever they want with me."

Once again the silence lingers, and after a long moment of waiting, both Breakdown and Bumblebee have driven off down the track once again in a more desperate attempt to win. You can't help but giggle lightly, the joy and thrill already working through your frame as you wait, curious as to who was going to win and have their way with you. You are going to feel so sorry for whoever doesn't win.

As both come around the bend you notice that both are side by side as they floor it towards the finish line. Would this be the race that Bumblebee finally wins?

Keeping your optics at the finish, you anxiously bit your lips and waited, and waited, right before they both crossed. It's a tie.

"It's me! I won!" Breakdown yells as he's letting everyone know he's won.

"No way! I did! I won that race!" Bumblebee argues not wanting to lose this round.

"Y/n, be honest, who's the lucky winner?" Breakdown leaves it to you to decide, smirking lightly as he sends you a charming wink.

Of course though you answer honestly. "You're both the lucky winners."

"What?" Both looked confused at you causing an uplifting giggle to leave you.

"I saw it, and it's a tie, no more arguing about it. Now, if you two are done with your racing, perhaps you both would like to have your prize now?" You tease as you walk back into the sheltered part of the race track, optics illuminating in the shadows as you await their pounce.

It doesn't take long for either of them to do exactly that.

You find yourself being embraced by Breakdown from behind, feeling his servos roaming over your hips and waist, his lips planting against the back of your neck as he lets out a groan just from touching you. Bumblebee stood in front, his lips latched onto your own in a lustful aura, glossa's tangled gentle together as you both let out hushed moans into one another. It seems both didn't have any issues sharing you.

Curiously, you teased Bumblebe's horns between your digits, earning a short gasp from him as he pulled away in surprise, notice his cheek plating heat up from your actions.

"Sensitive?" You ask through a gentle teasing tone.

"Y-yeah, but it's alright." He gives an innocent smile.

"He secretly loves it." Breakdown says from behind you against your audio.

"And how would you know?" You continue to tease.

"I know everything." His tone was very suggestive.

You bit your lips in thought, considering that the two fool around with one another, which you actually found quite arousing. You digits continue to gently tease Bumblebee's horns, enjoying the sounds he made as you both kiss deep again. Breakdown's servo moved down between your thighs earning a low moan from you under their seductive touches.

"I bet you're already soaking for us, yeah?" Breakdown's tone seems to have that in depth effect on you.

"So much." You weren't going to lie or hold back as you spread your thighs a little, rocking your hips down against his touches. Moving your own servo behind you touch his heated panel, your other moving to Bumblebee's panel as you give them firm rubs, making the two groan from your touches. "And I bet you two are eager for this."

Their answer is by moving, and you find yourself straddling Bumblebee on the ground with Breakdown behind you still, feeling him tilt your helm to the side so he can steal another warm kiss from you as you grind yourself against Bumblebee, who has now retracted his panel and you do the same, rubbing yourself along his already throbbing spike. Breakdown does the same and you feel his thick spike rubbing up against your aft earning a thrilled quiver to rush through your frame.

"Are you alright with this?" Breakdown asks you gently, knowing very well you are about to take them both.

"Definitely."

You trust both to take care and satisfy you greatly. You end up retracting your port than for Breakdown and grind yourself against the two mechs to get them even harder and yourself more lubricated.

A lot of your juices have already leaked out and Breakdown uses this to coat his digits and gently probe your port to prepare you for him. The invasion was different but not bad, in fact you find yourself rocking back against his digits, right before positioning yourself over Bumblebee's tip and sinking down on him.

"Oh primus..." Bumblebee moans, servos holding onto your hips as you slowly lower yourself, feeling every ridge press through your inner walls before bending down to kiss him softly.

Slowly you rock yourself, clenching around his spike along with Breakdown's pumping digits, letting out soft mewls that linger and savouring every second of this. You honestly had no idea if something like this would happen again, and so you want to make every second count for the three of you and make sure they never forget it.

Breakdown removes his digits and you hear him shuffling behind before feeling the warm tip of his spike against your port, nudging gently, before he pushes forward slowly. His grunts hit your audio as you tip your helm back against his shoulder, moaning loudly before it's swallowed by his lips over yours, devouring you with his glossa as he continues to inch forward into your tight port.

Bumblebee found the sight of you both above him even more arousing while you rode his spike slowly, his servos resting at your waist while he vents through the heated desire rushing through him.

You take both their spikes fully, feeling every bumpy ridge and throb from them, clenching around them teasingly as you continue to rock yourself slowly against them. "You both fill me so well, so good." You send them both praises. "You can move, please."

"We'll take very good care of you." Breakdown purrs before looking down at Bumblebee. "You ready slowpoke?"

"Bring it, show off." Bumblebee grins at him.

Holding yourself above, both of them start to thrust into you in sync together, slowly and firmly. Your valve and port welcome both spikes eagerly, clenching around them, feeling every ridge dragging across your inner walls. Your optics shuttered as your mouth hung open, constant silky moans forming from you as you let both winners take you as their prize.

Breakdown's heated grunts are deep and continuous, pressing into you repeatedly as his servos grip your waist securely. Bumblebee's moans are different, softer, servos held a sturdy yet gentle hold across your hips, feeling his digits circling into your soft armour which sends pulses of bliss through your already quivering frame.

"Oh frag..." Is all you can whisper out through the intense interfacing you are receiving from two impressive mechs and their throbbing spikes entering you over again in perfect sync.

"Taking us so well." Breakdown whispers hoarsely against your audio, feeling ever heated vent from him as he rocks into you. "Think you can go for more?"

"Easy Breakdown, don't want to hurt her." Bumblebee's concern was sweet, you think to yourself.

"It's alright. Yes, please. I've got two speed racers fragging me. Give me your true speed." You are ready for them, and it's all the coaxing they both need.

It's as if something set off between them, an electric pulse, because the next thing you know is both of them let themselves go, and truly show you the speed racers they are.

Metal hitting metal, scraping together, throbbing spikes now being rutted into your valve and port repeatedly. Both their hips slam against you over again, but of course all you can feel is the overwhelming pleasure boiling through you as you somehow manage to hold yourself up above Bumblebee with shaky arms.

Your overload suddenly snaps, catching you off guard and half broke shout and collapsing against Bumblebee's chassis while clamping tightly around their twitching cables buried deep in you, aftershocks and pulses rocking through your frame as your moans continue to linger out through their rapid thrusts against you.

Both weren't too far behind, and as you let out short whimpers through they final thrusts, you suddenly feel them giving their final movements through their intense moans and filling you deeply with their transfluids, jerky thrusts lingering before Breakdown lays gently across your back, careful to not crush you or Bumblebee.

Laying on top of Bumblebee he turns his helm a little and you end up kissing him softly making him smile lightly in return as his servo caresses your shoulder. Breakdown leans down over your shoulder, moaning a little as you still feel him inside you, before he tilts your helm back to kiss you as well. That wasn't all though, and you watch through inquisitive optics as Breakdown then leans across to kiss Bumblebee.

You already guessed they are fooling around, and it only turns you on.

"Just so you both know, if you ever want me to offer myself as a prize through racing for each of you, I'm keen." You inform them.

"Guess Bee and I will be racing more often than." You can feel Breakdown's grin through his voice.

"One of these days I'll beat you." Bumblebee sounds determined.

"Sure thing, slow poke."

You let out a soft giggle and touch both speeders tenderly. "I can't wait."

#transformers #earthspark #valveplug #bumblebee #breakdown #reader insert #bumblebee x reader #breakdown x reader #bumblebee x reader x breakdown #tf #smut #writing #fanfiction #sugarrusheag #it's a good sandwich

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neighboringheart · 5 months

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woke up immediately thinking about earthspark megabee with some minor opbee >:)

I like to imagine that with the drastic change of alt-mode Bee gets some unintended side effects...he's antsy all the time and any time he goes too long without racing he feels like he's gonna lose his mind

it escalates to where he tries to lay down for recharge but just can't bc his frame wants him to move move move and anytime he is able to get to recharge he keeps having dreams involving his coworkers that leave him waking up wildly uncomfortable at the memory

after all, it's a bit weird to have sex dreams with your boss splitting you open on his spike, right?

anyway he ends up slipping into the woods to wander around to try and get his mind to calm down enough to get some rest and winds up running into Megatron who was going on a lil mental health walk lol

they end up chatting and Megatron starts smirking almost immediately after Bee starts describing the issues he's having

he asks him whether or not he's spoken to anyone else with a speedster frame like his new one about the symptoms and Bee admits that he hadn't bc the only person he could really ask was Breakdown and he knew he'd just tease him for it

Megatron explains to him that Breakdown has the exact same issues which is exactly why Megatron knows just how to fix it

and this leads to Megatron fucking Bee in the woods ofc and at first Bee is super flustered about it and feels like he's doing something wrong but Megatron keeps talking to him so sweetly and it makes his brain feel fuzzy and being held against such a big warm frame is so nice

his reactions end up being a surprise to Megatron bc tho Breakdown also gets antsy needing someone to frag him every once in a while he never gets so...loopy? but he's not against it in the slightest especially not when he shoves into Bee's gestation chamber and his little legs clamp around him to keep him there his door wings flapping gleefully when he fills his tank with his thick transfluid

I'd like to think this leads to Megatron fucking him multiple times bc Bee is pent UP and the whole time Bee just keeps begging for more even as globs of transfluid are gushing from his valve he still doesn't feel full enough

the next morning Bee would wake up in Megatron's quarters all cleaned up with no memory of how he got there but fully remembering getting the frag of his life and being soooo embarrassed about it but also craving it in equal measure which leads to one hell of a conversation with Megatron

they come to an agreement and Megatron gets to train his little buzzy Bee to be a perfect little spikesleeve always eager to have his tank flooded with transfluid

would also be funny if one time when Bee is spikewarming Megatron while he does some random paper work or something Optimus walks in and shuts the door so fast to be like 'hey guys?? wtf???' but Megatron just lifts Bee off of his spike and lets him get an eyeful of how messy he already was and asked if he'd like to have a turn with his scout

Bee would be so out of it here but whining bc no his valve is only for Megatron's spike Megatron said so but then Megatron asks him if he wants to be a good toy for him and Bee can't help but spread his legs just a little wider

Optimus sinks in and it feels so different from Megatron but still so good and he goes limp in Megatron's arms whining at his praise and overloading around Optimus' spike

and then just as Optimus is nearing overload Megatron fixes him with a glare and tells him that he'd better not spill inside

only he gets to breed his toy

Optimus pulls out and spills over his aft but makes sure not to get a single drop on his valve bc he knows that if he did Megatron may never let him play with them again

just...Bumblebee becoming Megatron's loyal little pet bc his frame makes him crave spike on the regular and Megatron makes him feel so good that he doesn't mind it when Megatron decides he wants to share him

#nh feral posting #megabee #opbee #valveplug

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extrahorribledynne · 3 months

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im begging and pleading for knock out to be in earthspark so i have more koss fuel. for me the ideal dynamic would be 'knock out is uncle starscream's scary ass friend who isnt allowed around the terrans without supervision' lmfao

like. listen ive never been a fan of knock out being anything resembling a very good single parent in wildbreak aus bc by god i dont think he'd cope at all with that. he just really doesn't know what to do with kids. like what's he supposed to talk to them about? knock outs the guy who starts talking to a 5 yr old about taxes. bumblebee does not particularly trust him and imo unlike tfp beebs who i think becomes ko's strange little inter-generational racing buddy, cranky old earthspark bee thinks knock out similar to swindle and. probably rightfully so. also breakdown's ex? why not. that's funny. breakdown and ko are totally chill. bumblebee is not.

earthspark ko in my head would be a deserter whose been hanging out on earth doing his own thing and he's not been afraid to slice and dice some unlucky mechs for energon to he can keep surviving. he would NOT subject himself to underground fights. little respect for big m or big o, wants very much so to return to cybertron.

since starscream has his own actual emotional support group this time i feel like inversely from tfp, starscream's moooore emotionally available and obviously pining, they probably have ~history~ but knock out got sick and tired of starscream's constant back and forthing on top of the little mini tyrant act so knock out is NOT interested but likes to hang around his old bitching buddy and can be tempted to help out with injuries if starscream can get him some niceties...

(fanfic concept that lives in my head is GHOST has been keeping a bunch of cybertronian stuff since imprisoning so many of them and opens the door to allow mechs to get their stuff back but starscream keeps stealing like. high grade and chamois cloths and wax and crap like that to woo knock out with lol)

hashtag thinks its all very much like her soap operas. starscream's sisters tease him endlessly about WINGLORD OF VOS pining after a grounder.

#transformers earthspark #earthspark #tfes #tfe starscream #maccadam #koss

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yes-i-write-fanfiction · 3 years

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Tfp Feral baby Soundwave Au (I seen the other post and I now will Ride or die for it) Cons and Bots reaction the now Gremlin Baby version of Soundwave

Megatron is unamused. His most competent and loyal follower has been turned into a useless sparkling. This is not a good situation. For now the focus is on turning Soundwave back to normal. Until then Megatron will have nothing to do with his TIC since he has no patience for sparklings.

Starscream, meanwhile, is very much amused. Oh this is hilarious. Emotionless, stoic Soundwave, turned into a sparkling. It’s better than anything he could ever have imagined. Teased Soundwave so damn much and then acts surprised when he harasses him back.

Knockout finds it kinda funny but ultimately just tiring. Sigh, he knows he’s gonna have to help figure out how to solve this mess. Just what he needed, more work. At least Soundwave is still quiet as a sparkling so he doesn’t have to worry about him having a screaming fit.

Breakdown finds it even funnier than Knockout and he can’t help but get charmed by sparkling Soundwave. He’s just so tiny and cute! The only decepticon on the Nemesis that knows how to handle sparklings and it shows. Holds Soundwave more than anyone else.

Shockwave only finds this a waste of time. Rather than focus on his research, now he has to find a way to reverse the transformation. If it had been Starscream this had happened to then Shockwave wouldn’t even have tried helping him. Soundwave is at least worth the effort.

Dreadwing is bothered by the situation. Soundwave is a strong and capable mech and him being in this state is a really bad thing for the decepticons. He hopes that the situation will be resolved soon so things can go back to normal. Otherwise he tries to avoid sparkling Soundwave.

Airachnid sees an opportunity. While in this state, she can easily take his role as third in command. All he has to do is get rid of the little pest. This is harder than he initially thought it would be since sparkling Soundwave is a menace and won’t stop crawling on the walls in the vents.

Optimus is instantly charmed by little Soundwave. Yes, he knows that this is the TIC of the decepticons but look at him, he’s a baby. Blissfully blind to what a menace Soundwave is to everyone and treats him like his own son, even as Soundwave is trying to rip his fingers off.

Ratchet is fucking tired. Just what they needed. A sparkling. A sparkling that also happens to be the decepticon TIC. Fucking great. Yes, Ratchet is fond of sparklings but that doesn’t extend to those that have committed war crimes and killed a lot of his comrades.

Bumblebee laughs. Oh look at the little baby! So tiny! So cute! So- ow! It tried to rip his mouthguard off! Ok little Soundwave, if that’s how you wanna play it. Still thinks sparkling Soundwave is cute but now he’s on his guard, not trusting this little brat to not do any harm.

Bulkhead is like “what the fuck?” and continues to feel like this the entire time. That’s... Soundwave. But he’s a sparkling. How the fuck did this happen? Should he still treat him like a decepticon or as a sparkling? Should he put him in a cell? Play with him? WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO???

Arcee distrust sparkling Soundwave. He might not be able to kill them right now but that doesn’t mean he’s harmless. Her suspicious are confirmed when he tries to push Jack down some stairs. That sparkling is evil! Keeps an eye on him the entire time so he won't do anymore harm.

Smokescreen teases Soundwave a lot. Not out of menace but because he thinks this whole situation is just funny. Soundwave retaliates by slashing his tires. Now Smokescreen doesn’t think this is funny anymore. This means war. Joins Arcee’s side. THAT SPARKLING IS EVIL!

Wheeljack just leaves. Nope, he ain’t dealing with this shit. If it was just regular Soundwave then he could fight him but Soundwave as a sparkling? He ain’t got no fucking clue how to deal with that. Besides, he’s never been good with sparklings anyway so this whole situation makes him uncomfortable.

Ultra Magnus puts little Soundwave on a makeshift child leash. It works for about 10 minutes before Soundwave wriggles out of it and runs way to wreak havoc. Ultra Magnus is so stressed out. There’s nothing in the Autobot code about what to do when your enemy transforms into a sparkling.

#transformers imagine #transformers prime #sparkling #soundwave #megatron #starscream #knockout #breakdown #shockwave #dreadwing #airachnid #optimus prime #ratchet #bumblebee #bulkhead #arcee #smokescreen #wheeljack #ultra magnus

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mechawhatsit · 4 years

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You ever have one of those moments, when you’re roleplaying with a friend and having a good time, and you both end up cackling with pure glee at the mayhem you cause in the world you’re creating?

My lady and I just spent the last couple days plotting and executing a Transformers crossover between the Prime and Animated series that has resulted in a surprising but lovely crackship of Blitzwing/Knock Out/Breakdown after Blitzwing felt bad for an injured Knock Out and helped Breakdown patch him up.

My babbling got long, so more under the cut!

Things this crackship has further developed as headcanon:

+ Knock Out and Breakdown are Conjunx and have been for some time (we’re romantics that want our gay boys to have a good life, shut up) + Knock Out reformatted from being a Seeker to being a grounder, he still has a lot of ties to his Seeker heritage, including the language and his unconscious yearning for a trine bond + Blitzwing doesn’t have multiple personalities (DID), he has severe bipolar disorder that looks like DID and his faces switch as his emotions run wild (Random: Absolute Mania, Icy: Depression/Lack of Emotion, Hothead: Intense but Aware) + Blitzwing’s face changing is less ‘spinning’ and more ‘rapid transformation of minute particulate via nano bots’, if he focuses on the feeling as it happens, it’s more like his face is being turned inside out and backwards (Knock Out has his hand on Blitzwing’s face at one point while this occurs and he describes the feeling as oil slicked sand or ferrofluid sliding over his talons) + Knock Out is fascinated by Random!Blitzwing’s tongue (who isn’t though) + Knock Out is an unapologetic exhibitionist and he’s dragged Breakdown into his special hell with him, Blitzwing is next + Really good car washes are borderline between really intense massage and really amazing foreplay + Blitzwing has a lot of personal hangups about his size and appearance, he’s very insecure about himself when not in battle (Knock Out and Breakdown are working on it, but there’s a LOT of trauma) + Blitzwing is a huge sucker for cuddles and wings massages (he turned into a puddle when Knock Out and Breakdown used snuggling to help him come down from a really bad panic attack) + When Blitzwing is feeling really INTENSE emotion, he’ll either get stuck on a face and can’t change until he calms down, or his faces will change so rapidly he starts getting motion sick and can even get a really bad migraine (the latter one is worse for him, because his senses are totally scrambled and he can’t talk while it’s happening) + Breakdown really, REALLY likes having a third to their relationship that he can get rough with without having to worry about scuffing someone’s finish or getting them hurt on accident + Breakdown is so much a voyeur it’s not even funny, he wants to watch his Conjunx get pounded so BAD-!!

Other fun random bits that have come up that I love that aren’t related to the shippy/sexy bits that have cropped up:

+ Ratchet and Optimus find the recordings of Knock Out being his vain exhibitionist self and will critique his capabilities and technique, they have an actual grading matrix and have way too much fun taking the piss (old gays poking fun at new gays, Party Ambulance and Sexy Archivist out, peace) + The Prime Autobots are so used to the random fragging that goes on, they forget to censor themselves and have so far made Prowl startle so bad he nearly drove off the road into a tree and baby!Optimus got so flustered he almost overheated to the point of needing medical treatment + All the Prime Autobots have learned how to fix and build various items and tools over the deca-vorns due to simple survival needs, TFP!Bumblebee fixes TFA!Bumblebee’s game station when it narrowly avoids getting exploded + TFA!Megatron thinks TFP!Megatron is a sadistic psychopath so completely unhinged that he’s a danger to literally everyone, including himself, and literally Nope.Avi’d his aft back to base when TFP!Megatron tried to fight then recruit him, babbling about Dark Energon the whole time + Dark Energon is worse than a combination of crack cocaine and heroin and TFP!Megatron is going to go through such serious withdrawals, man, like- He is going to be so sick and so crazy and it’s going to either be sad or hilarious + Prowl and Arcee have become adventure buddies and they go patrolling all over the place just for fun, it’s really cute and has some sweet big sis/lil bro vibes + TFA!Megatron thinks the developing threesome is goddamn adorable and is quietly cheering them on from the sidelines, Lugnut doesn’t get it and Starscream is just Annoyed at Everything

Oh, and regarding the car wash thing, Knock Out and Breakdown find a really nice auto-wash that does Big Vehicles, they all go through -Blitzwing included- and they’re all so gungho they end up having a threesome right there in the parking lot at like 2 in the morning while a security guard in some office watches and discovers a whole new kink he never thought he had. Hothead!Blitzwing is a master of giving head, uses his toothgap to tease Knock Out’s exterior node, and Breakdown rides that bad boy so hard he passes out and Blitzwing goes so hard he rips up and crushes large chunks of the parking lot with his bare hands.

It was so much goddamn fun to write.

#crackship #roleplay #knock out #breakdown #blitzwing #tfa blitzwing #transformers prime #transformers animated #maccadam #long post #stuff cell says

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